"What you want," Sir Lewis said, "are those cases proven genuine, not the ones in which we have established fraud, or those still in doubt."
"Exactly," Malone said. If he got no other use out of the data, it would provide a measuring-stick for the Society. The general public didn"t know that the Government was actually using psionic powers, and the Society"s theories, checked against actual fact, would provide a rough index of reliability to use on the Society"s other data.
But spirits, somehow, didn"t seem very likely. Malone sighed and stood up.
"I"ll have copies made of all the relevant material," Sir Lewis said, "from our library and research files. Where do you want the material sent? I do want to warn you of its bulk; there may be quite a lot of it."
"FBI Headquarters, on 69th Street," Malone said. "And send a statement of expenses along with it. As long as the bill"s within reason, don"t worry about itemizing; I"ll see that it goes through Accounting myself."
Sir Lewis nodded. "Fine," he said. "And, if you should have any difficulties with the material, please let me know. I"ll always be glad to help."
"Thanks for your co-operation," Malone said. He went to the door, and walked on out.
He blundered back into the same big room again, on his way through the corridors. The bulbous-eyed woman, who seemed to have inherited a full set of thirty-two teeth from each of her parents, gave him a friendly if somewhat crowded smile, but Malone pressed on without a word. After awhile, he found the reception room again.
The girl behind the desk looked up. "How did he react?" she said.
Malone blinked. "React?" he said.
"When you sneezed at him," she said. "Because I"ve been thinking it over, and I"ve got a new theory. You"re doing a survey on how people act when encountering sneezes. Like Kinsey."
This girl--Lou something, Malone thought, and with difficulty refrained from adding "Gehrig"--had an unusual effect, he decided. He wondered if there were anyone in the world she couldn"t reduce to paralyzed silence.
"Of course," she went on, "Kinsey was dealing with s.e.x, and you aren"t. At least, you aren"t during business hours." She smiled politely at Malone.
"No," he said helplessly, "I"m not."
"It is sneezing, then," she said. "Will I be in the book when it"s published?"
"Book?" Malone said, feeling more and more like a rather low-grade moron.
"The book on sneezing, when you get it published," she said. "I can see it now: _The Case of Miss X, a Receptionist_."
"There isn"t going to be any book," Malone said.
She shook her head. "That"s a shame," she said. "I"ve always wanted to be a Miss X. It sounds exciting."
"X," Malone said at random, "marks the spot."
"Why, that"s the sweetest thing that"s been said to me all day," the girl said. "I thought you could hardly talk, and here you come out with lovely things like that. But I"ll bet you say it to all the girls."
"I have never said it to anybody before," Malone said flatly. "And I never will again."
The girl sighed. "I"ll treasure it," she said. "My one great moment.
Goodbye, Mr.--Malone, isn"t it?"
"Ken," Malone said. "Just call me Ken."
"And I"m Lou," the girl said. "Goodbye."
An elevator arrived and Malone ducked into it. Louie? he thought.
Louise? Luke? Of course, there was Sir Lewis Carter, who might be called Lou. Was he related to the girl?
No, Malone thought wildly. Relations went by last names. There was no reason for Lou to be related to Sir Lewis. They didn"t even look alike. For instance, he had no desire whatever to make a date with Sir Lewis Carter, or to take him to a glittering nightclub, or to make him any whispered propositions. And the very idea of Sir Lewis Carter sitting on the Malone lap was enough to give him indigestion and spots before the eyes.
Sternly, he told himself to get back to business. The elevator stopped at the lobby and he got out and started down the street, feeling that consideration of the lady known as Lou was much more pleasant. After all, what did he have to work with, as far as his job was concerned?
So far, two experts had told him that his theory was full of lovely little holes. Worse than that, they had told him that ma.s.s control of human beings was impossible, as far as they knew.
And maybe it was impossible, he told himself sadly. Maybe he should just junk his whole theory and think up a new one. Maybe there was no psionics involved in the thing at all, and Boyd and O"Connor were right.
Of course, he had a deep-seated conviction that psionics was somewhere at the root of everything, but that didn"t necessarily mean anything.
A lot of people had deep-seated convictions that they were beetles, or that the world was flat And then again, murderers often suffered as a result of deep-seated convictions of one sort or another.
On the other hand, maybe he had invented a whole new psionic theory or, at least, observed some new psionic facts. Maybe they would call the results Malonizing, instead of O"Connorizing. He tried to picture a man opening a door and saying: "Come out quick, Mr. Frembits is Malonizing again."
It didn"t sound very plausible. But, after all, he did have a deep-seated conviction. He tried to think of a shallow-seated conviction, and failed. Didn"t convictions ever stand up, anyhow, or lie down?
He shook his head, discovered that he was on 69th Street, and headed for the FBI Headquarters. His convictions, he had found, were sometimes an expression of his precognitive powers; he determined to ride with them, at least for awhile.
By the time he came to the office of the agent-in-charge, he had figured out the beginnings of a new line of attack.
"How about the ghosts?" the agent-in-charge asked as he pa.s.sed.
"They"ll be along," Malone said. "In a big bundle, addressed to me personally. And don"t open the bundle."
"Why not?" the agent-in-charge asked.
"Because I don"t want the things to get loose and run around saying boo to everybody," Malone said brightly, and went on.
He opened the door of his private office, went inside and sat down at the desk there. He took his time about framing a thought, a single, clear, deliberate thought:
_Your Majesty, I"d like to speak to you._
He hardly had time to finish it. A flash of color appeared in the room, just a few feet from his desk. The flash resolved itself into a tiny, grandmotherly-looking woman with a coronal of white hair and a kindly, twinkling expression. She was dressed in the full court costume of the First Elizabethan period, and this was hardly surprising to Malone. The little old lady believed, quite firmly, that she was Queen Elizabeth I, miraculously preserved over all these centuries. Malone, himself, had practically forgotten that the woman"s real name was Rose Thompson, and that she had only been alive for sixty-five years or so. For most of that time, she had been insane.
For all of that time, however, she had been a genuine telepath. She had been discovered during the course of Malone"s first psionic case, and by now she had even learned to teleport by "reading" the process in Malone"s mind.
"Good afternoon, Sir Kenneth," she said in a regal, kindly voice. She was mad, he knew, but her delusion was nicely kept within bounds. All of her bright world hinged on the single fact that she was unshakably certain of her royalty. As long as the FBI catered to that notion-- which included a Royal dwelling for her in Yucca Flats, and the privilege of occasionally knighting FBI agents who had pleased her unpredictable fancy--she was perfectly rational on all other points.
She co-operated with Dr. O"Connor and with the FBI in the investigation of her psionic powers, and she had given her Royal word not to teleport except at Malone"s personal request.
"I"d like to talk to you," Malone said, "Your Majesty."
There was an odd note in the Queen"s voice, and an odd, haunted expression on her face. "I"ve been hoping you"d ask me to come," she said.
"I had a hunch you were following me telepathically," Malone said.
"Can you give me any help?"
"I--I really don"t know," she said. "It"s something new, and something disturbing. I"ve never come across anything like it before."