"Malone," Burris said, "don"t be an ordinary tourist. They"re empty-headed morons and they do make trouble. Be an invisible tourist.
Be nice to everybody. Be polite and kind. Don"t step on any toes, no matter whose and no matter why."
"Yes, sir," Malone said.
"Remember, they"re going to know who you are," Burris said.
"It"s not as if we could keep it a secret."
"Yes, sir," Malone said. "I"ll remember."
"All right." Burris extended his hand. "Good luck, Malone," he said, with a deeper feeling of sincerity than Malone had experienced from him in months.
Malone shook the hand. "Thank you, sir," he said.
A little less than an hour later, Malone sat on the steps of the landing ramp that led up to the open door of the big Air Force transport plane on the runway. The plane was waiting, and so was Malone. He didn"t feel confident, or even excited. He felt just a little bit frightened. Burris" complicated warnings had had some effect, and Malone was fighting down a minor case of the shakes.
Next to him, her face wreathed in happy smiles, sat a smartly-dressed grey-haired woman in her sixties. She wore an un.o.btrusive tailored suit and a light jacket, and she looked as if she might be one of the elder matrons of the society set, very definitely an upper-crust type.
In spite of the normality of her clothing, Her Majesty looked every inch a Queen, Malone thought.
"And that, Sir Kenneth, is only natural," she said sweetly. "Even when traveling incognito, one must retain one"s dignity. And I don"t object at all to using the name of Rose Thompson in a good cause; it was used for so many years it almost feels like part of me."
"I shouldn"t be at all surprised," Malone said mildly.
A voice from above and behind him interrupted his worried thoughts.
"Mr. Malone!" it said. "Mr. Malone?"
Malone screwed his head around and looked up. An Air Force colonel was standing in the doorway of the plane, looking down with a stern, worried expression. "Yes?" Malone said. "What is it?"
"Takeoff, Mr. Malone," the colonel said. "We"re due to go in fifteen minutes, and our clearance has been established."
"Fine," Malone said.
"But your pa.s.sengers," the colonel said. "Where are they?"
Malone tried to look calm, cool and collected. "They"ll be here," he said. "Don"t worry about a thing." Privately, he hoped he was right.
Boyd hadn"t shown up yet, and Boyd was bringing the musical-comedy spy trio. It wasn"t, Malone thought, that Boyd was usually late. But with Brubitsch, Borbitsch and Garbitsch in tow, almost anything could happen, he thought. He hoped fervently that it wouldn"t.
"It won"t," Her Majesty said. "At least, it hasn"t so far. They"re all in a car, and they"re driving right here. Boyd is thinking that he ought to be here within five minutes."
Malone nodded, wiping his forehead. "Five minutes, Colonel," he called back to the figure at the door. The colonel nodded efficiently at him, turned and disappeared inside the plane. Malone looked at his watch.
The second hand was going around awfully fast, he thought. He wondered if it were possible for time to speed up while he waited, so that by the time Boyd arrived he would be an old, old man. He felt about eight years older already, he told himself, and a minute hadn"t even pa.s.sed.
He forced his eyes away from the moving second hand. Looking at it, he knew, would only make him more nervous. Maybe there was some scenery around that he could stare at. He raised his eyes and looked out toward the gates that led to the interior of the air terminal.
Scenery, he told himself in sudden wonder, was no word for it.
He stared. He wanted to blink, but at the same time he felt that it would be a shame to close his eyes for even a tenth of a second. He held his eyelids apart by main force and went right on staring.
The girl walking toward him across the field was absolutely beautiful.
She seemed to make everything light up and start singing. Malone was sure that, somewhere, he could hear birds plugging their favorite numbers, and the soft rustle of the wind through pine branches. He could feel the soft caress of the wind on his face, and he could smell the odor of lilacs and honeysuckles and violets and whatever all those other flowers were. They had all different colors and shapes, and he couldn"t remember many of their names, but he could tell they were all around him. They had to be all around him. Especially all the red ones.
The girl had red hair that tossed gently in the wind. The bottom two-thirds of her figure, Malone was happy to note, was not only as good as the top third but a good deal better. It took him several seconds to reach this conclusion, because at first he was willing to swear that he had never seen such a beautiful girl before.
But, he told himself with a shade of apprehension, he had.
As she approached, he stood up. "Well, well," he said brightly. "If it isn"t the Lady That"s Known as Lou. Did the Psychical Research Society give you the day off, or are you here to see about a misplaced broom?"
The girl beamed at him. "My, my," she said. "How are you?"
"Fine," Malone said. "And--"
"And how are the others?" she said.
Malone blinked. "Others?" he said.
She nodded. "Grumpy, Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful and Doc," she said.
Malone opened his mouth, shut it again, and thought for a second.
"Now, wait a minute," he said at last. "That"s not fair. I--"
"Oh," she said. "And I nearly forgot. I owe you one from last time: _gesundheit_."
"And many happy returns," Malone said. "Seriously, what are you doing out here?"
"Talking," the girl said. "To you. Or hadn"t you noticed?"
"I mean in general," Malone said desperately.
"In general," she said agreeably, "I"m here to take a little trip."
"Oh," Malone said. "By plane?"
She smiled sweetly and shook her head. "Not at all," she said. "I"m waiting for the next scheduled broomstick."
Malone took a deep breath. "When does your plane leave?" he said doggedly.
"In ten minutes or so," she said.
"Then you"d better hurry and get on," he said.
She nodded. "That"s what I thought," she said.
A second pa.s.sed.
"Did you want to say something?" Malone said uncomfortably.
She shook her head. "Not particularly," she said.