The pilot didn"t say anything for what seemed a long time. "A military secret?" he asked at last, in a hushed voice. "And you can"t tell me?
You"re a civilian, and I"m a colonel in the United States Air Force, and you can"t tell me a military secret?"
Malone didn"t hesitate a second. "Well, Colonel," he said cheerfully, "that"s the way things are."
The pilot threw up his hands. "It"s none of my business," he said loudly. "I"m not even going to think about it. Because if I do, you"ll have a mad pilot on your hands, and you wouldn"t like that, would you?"
"I would hate it," Malone said sincerely, "like h.e.l.l. Particularly since I"ve got a sick woman aboard."
"Disguised," the pilot offered, "as Lenin, I suppose."
Malone shook his head. "I"m not kidding now," he said. "She is sick, and I want a doctor for her."
"Why didn"t you bring one with you?" the pilot said. "Or wasn"t the disguise big enough for three?"
"Four," Malone said. "We"ve got three now; me and Miss Garbitsch and Miss Thompson. Lou--Miss Garbitsch is the one who"s sick. But I want a doctor from the American Emba.s.sy."
"I think we could all use one," the pilot said judiciously. "But you"d better tell me what"s the matter with the girl."
Malone gave him a brief and highly censored version of the melee at Trotkin"s, particularly omitting the details of the final escape from the MVD men.
When he had finished, the pilot gave a long, low whistle. "You have been having fun," he said. "Can I go on your next adventure, or is it only for accredited Rover Boys?"
"You have to buy a pin and a special compa.s.s that works in the dark,"
Malone said. "I don"t think you"d like it. How about that doctor?"
The pilot nodded wearily. "I"ll send my navigator over to the airfield phone," he said. "As a matter of fact, I"ll tell him to tell the doctor I"m the one who"s sick, so the Russians don"t get suspicious.
It may even be true."
"Just so he gets here," Malone said. The pilot was flagging his navigator through the viewport as Malone went out, closing the door gently behind him. He went back down the plane corridor to Her Majesty and Lou.
Lou was still lying on the makeshift bed, her eyes closed. She looked more beautiful and defenseless than ever, and Malone wanted to do something big and terrible to all the Russians who had tried to take her away or dope her. With difficulty, he restrained himself. "How is she?" he asked.
"She seems to be all right," the Queen said. "The substance they put in her drink doesn"t appear to have had any other effect than putting her to sleep and making her a little sick--and that was a good thing."
"Oh, sure," Malone said. "That was fine."
"Well," Her Majesty said, "she did get rid of quite a bit of the drug in the ladies" room." She smiled, just a trifle primly. "I think she"ll be all right," she said.
"There"s a doctor on the way, anyhow," Malone said, staring down at her. He tried to think of something he could do for her--fan her, or bring her water, or cool her fevered brow. But she didn"t look very fevered. She just looked helpless and beautiful. He felt sorry for all the nasty things he had said to her, and all the nasty things she had said to him. If she got well--and of course she was going to get well, he told himself firmly--things would be different. They"d be sweet and kind to each other all the time, and do nice things for each other.
And she was definitely going to get well. He wouldn"t even think about anything else. She was going to be fine again, and very soon. Why, she was hardly hurt at all, he told himself, hardly hurt at all.
"Sir Kenneth," Her Majesty said. "I"ve been thinking: while we were about it, why didn"t we just teleport all the way back home?"
Malone turned. "Because," he said, "we"d have had the devil of a time explaining just how we managed to do it."
"Oh," she said. "I see. Of course."
"This teleportation gimmick is supposed to be a secret," Malone went on. "We don"t want to let out anything more about it than we have to.
As it is, there"s going to be some fierce wondering among the Russians about how we got out of that restaurant."
"Obviously," the Queen said, entirely unexpectedly, "a bourgeois capitalistic trick."
"Obviously," Malone agreed. "But we don"t want to start up any more questions than we have to."
"And how about the plane itself?" Her Majesty went on. "Do you think they"ll let us take off?"
"I don"t know how they can stop us," Malone said.
"You don"t?"
"Well, they don"t want to cause any incidents now," Malone said. "At least, I don"t think they do. If they could have captured us--me, or Lou, or both of us, depending on which side of the argument you want to take--anyhow, if they could have grabbed us on their own home grounds, they"d have had an excuse. Lou got sick, they"d say, and they just took her to the hospital. They wouldn"t have to call it an arrest at all."
"Oh, I see," Her Majesty said. "But now we"re not on their home grounds."
"Not so long as we stay in this plane, we"re not," Malone said. "And we"re going to stay here until we take off."
Her Majesty nodded.
"I wish I knew what they thought they were doing, though," Malone mused. "They certainly couldn"t have held us for very long, no matter how they worked things."
"I know what was on their minds," Her Majesty said. "At least partly.
It was all so confused it was difficult to get anything really detailed or complete."
"There," Malone said fervently, "I agree with you."
"The whole trouble was," the Queen said, "that n.o.body knew about anybody else."
"I"d gathered something like that," Malone said. "But what exactly was it all about?"
"Well," the Queen said, "Major Petkoff was supposed to tell Lou, in effect, that if she didn"t agree to do espionage work for the Soviet Union, things would go hard with her father."
"Nice," Malone said. "Very friendly gentleman."
"Well," the Queen continued, "he was supposed to tell her about that at the bar, when he had her alone. But she got that drugged drink before he could begin to say anything."
"Then who drugged it?" Malone said. "Lou?"
The Queen shrugged. "Someone else," she said. "Major Petkoff didn"t know anything about the drugged drink."
"A nice surprise for him, anyhow," Malone said.
"It was a surprise for everybody," the Queen said. "You see, the drugged drink was meant to get her to the hospital, where they"d have her alone for a long time and could really put some pressure on her."
"And then," Malone said, "there were the men who wanted to arrest me.
And the ones who wanted to take Lou to jail. And the mad Mongol who just wanted to fight, I guess."
"There were so many different things, all going on at once," the Queen said.