He drove his sword through his body and fell dying, just as news came to him that Cleopatra lived. With almost his last breath, Antony ordered his slaves to carry him to the queen. The doors and lower windows of the mausoleum were bricked up. There was no time to send for masons to break an opening in them, if the dying man would reach Cleopatra alive. So he was lifted by ropes to an upper window of the tomb, and was then swung into the room where Cleopatra awaited him.
And in the arms of the woman who had wrecked him, and who at the last--though, mercifully, he never knew it--had sought to betray him, Mark Antony died. Perhaps it was an ign.o.ble death, and an anticlimax.
Perhaps it was a fit end for the life of this man, who had ever been the adored of women; and the death he himself would have chosen. Fate seldom makes a blunder in setting her scenes.
So perished Mark Antony; to whose life and death, before you judge him, I beg you to apply the words of a country preacher I once heard.
The preacher was discanting on the Biblical personage "out of whom were cast seven devils."
"Brethren," said the exhorter, "a man must be far above the ordinary, to contain seven devils. In the average man"s petty nature there isn"t room even for a single half-size devil, to say nothing of seven full-grown ones."
Cleopatra had long since made up her mind to die sooner than walk in chains through the streets where once she had swept as Caesar"s peerless sweetheart. But she was part Greek and part Egyptian--both soft nations, lacking in the stern qualities of Rome. She had no taste for naked steel. She was content to die, but she wanted to die without pain.
On certain of her slaves she practiced the effects of various Oriental poisons. Some of these slaves died in agony, some in mere discomfort.
One of them died with a smile on his lips--a slave on whom had been inflicted the bite of the tiny gray Nile-mud asp.
Cleopatra"s question was answered. She put an asp to her breast. The serpent fixed its fangs in her white flesh.
And Cleopatra--model and synonym for a worldful of super-women--was very comfortably spared the shame of walking chained and barefoot in a Roman Triumph.
CHAPTER VIII
GEORGE SAND
THE HOPELESSLY UGLY SIREN
A very famous woman discovered once that men are not paragons of fidelity. Or, finding that one man was not, she decided that all men were alike. And to Jules Sandeau, who had deceived her, she exclaimed, in fine, melodrama frenzy:
"My heart is a grave!"
"From the number of its occupants," drawled Sandeau, "I should rather call it a cemetery."
The woman, too angry to grasp the meaning of the ungallant speech, raged on:
"But I will be avenged. I shall write the tragedy of my love--in romance form--and--"
"Why not in city-directory form?" suggested the man.
And the loverly conversation ended in hysterics.
The woman was Amandine Lucile Aurore Dupin Dudevant. History, literature, and the annals of superwomen know her as George Sand.
As one may glean from her verbal tilt with Sandeau, she was not a recluse or a misanthropist. In fact, she numbered her ardent wooers by the dozen. Her love life began at a convent school when she was little more than a child, and it endured until old age set in. Perhaps a list of its victims, as Sandeau so cruelly hinted, would have resembled a city directory. It certainly would have borne a striking likeness to a cyclopedic index of Europe"s nineteenth-century celebrities; for it embraced such immortal names as De Musset, Sandeau, Balzac, Chopin, Carlyle, Prosper Merimee, Liszt, Dumas and many another. So many demiG.o.ds knelt at her shrine that at last she wrote:
I am sick of great men. I would far rather see them in Plutarch than in real life. In Plutarch or in marble or in bronze, their human side would not disgust me so.
And the personality, the appearance, the Venusberg charm of this heart monopolist? One instinctively pictures a svelte form, a "face that launched a thousand ships," and all the rest of the sirenic paraphernalia that instinctively attach themselves to one"s mental vision of a wholesale fracturer of hearts. Here is Balzac"s description of her. It is found in a letter written to Madame Hanska in 1838, when George Sand was at the acme of her super-woman career:
I found her in her dressing gown, smoking an after-dinner cigar, beside the fire in an immense room. She wore very pretty yellow slippers with fringes, coquettish stockings, and red trousers.
Physically, she has acquired a double chin, like a well-fed priest. She has not a single white hair, in spite of her terrible misfortunes. Her beautiful eyes are as sparkling as ever.
When she is sunk in thought, she looks just as stupid as formerly--as I told her--for her expression lies wholly in her eyes. She goes to bed at six in the morning and rises at noon. (I go to bed at six in the evening and rise at midnight; but, of course, I am conforming myself to her habits.) She smokes to excess and plays, perhaps, too much the grande dame.
Carlyle, still less merciful, snarls forth the following wholly Carlylean epitome of George Sand"s looks:
"She has the face of a horse!"
Another contemporary writer declares:
"Her hair is as black and shiny as ebony; her swarthy face is red and heavy; her expression fierce and defiant, yet dull."
So much for the verity of traditional siren dreams I So much, too, for the theory that beauty or daintiness or feminity has anything to do with the nameless charm of the world"s super-women.
George Sand came, honestly, if left-handedly, by her cardiac prowess.
For she was a great-great-granddaughter of Adrienne Lecouvreur and Marshal Saxe; two of history"s stellar heart breakers--a fact of which she made much.
Her father was a French army officer--Lieutenant Dupin--and as a mere baby his only daughter, Aurore, was acclaimed "daughter of the regiment." Decked out in a tiny uniform, the ugly duckling ran wild in the army posts where her father was stationed, and joined right boisterously in the soldiers" rough sports.
Later, she was sent to a convent. From her own description of this particular retreat, it was a place that crushed out all normal and childish ideas and filled the growing mind with a morbid melancholy.
Yet it was there that love first found the girl.
The victim--or victor--was one Stephane de Grandsaigne, professor of physiology. Under his tuition she developed a queer craving for dissection--a fad she followed, in psychic form, through life. The love scenes between herself and her adored professor were usually enacted while they were together dissecting a leg or an arm or probing the mysteries of retina and cornea.
It was a semigruesome, unromantic episode, and it ended with suddenness when the pupil was sent out into the world. There a husband was found for her. He was Casimir Dudevant, a man she liked well enough and who was mildly fond of her. They lived together for a time in modified content. Two children were born to them.
By and by, Casimir took to drink. Many people refused to blame him.
Indeed, there are present-day students of George Sand"s life who can find a host of excuses for his bibulous failings. But once, coming home from a spree, Casimir forgot to take his wife"s lofty reproaches with his wonted good nature.
In a flash of drunken anger, he struck her. And she left him.
The high spirit of her act of independence is marred just a little by the fact that she chanced to be in love with another man. This other man was Aurelian de Seze, a ponderous country magistrate. The affair was brief. Presently the two had parted. And George Sand, penniless, went to Paris to make a living by literature.
She obtained hack work of a sort, lived in the typical drafty garret so dear to unrecognized genius, and earned for a time only fifteen francs--three dollars--a month. It was the customary nadir, wherein one gathers equipment for success.
Then she met Jules Sandeau. He was a lawyer who dabbled in literature.
He fell in love with the lonely woman and she with him. They formed a literary partnership. Together they wrote novels and began to achieve a certain measure of good luck. Their novels were signed "George Sand." Why, no one knows. It was a pen name devised by the feminine member of the novelistic firm.
But before long Sandeau was left far behind in the race for fame. His more or less fair partner wrote a novel on her own account. It was "Indiana." Like Byron, she woke one morning to find herself famous.
The book had lifted her forever out of obscurity and need.
At about the same period, she entered Sandeau"s study one day just in time to see him kiss another woman. The other woman chanced to be their laundress, who, presumably, was more kissable, if less inspiring, than was the newly acclaimed celebrity on whom Sandeau had been lavishing his fickle affections.
There was a scene, unequaled for violence in any of their joint novels. And in the course of it occurred the repartee recorded at the beginning of this story. As an upshot, Sandeau followed Dudevant, de Seze, Grandsaigne, and the rest into the limbo of George Sand"s discarded lovers; where he was soon to be joined by many another and far greater man.
Her faith in men shattered for at lest the fourth time, George Sand forswore fidelity and resolved to make others suffer; even as she liked to imagine she herself had suffered. The literary world was by this time cheering itself hoa.r.s.e over her. And literary giants were vying for her love.
Out of the swarm, she selected Prosper Merimee. The author of "Carmen"