Chapter 1679: Old man, have you seen enough (1)
Translator: 549690339
The second elder was shocked when he heard the voice. Who was speaking? It wasn’t that he was timid, but his intuition told him that this place was very strange, so he had to be careful. In addition, he only heard sounds but didn’t see anyone, which made him vigilant.
“Old man! You’re sitting on me! Your b.u.t.t is so stinky!” Seeing that the second elder didn’t react at all, the owner of the voice couldn’t help but ask.
“Uh! Who’s talking?” The second elder asked the question in his heart, and at the same time, he was on full alert.
“Old man! Are you an idiot? I already said you’re sitting on me, and you still ask who’s talking!” The owner of the voice roared in anger, and his body was trembling with anger. He didn’t expect that the first person to enter this place was actually a low IQ idiot! AI! He was really disappointed.
Ugh! Feeling the trembling under his b.u.t.t, the second elder subconsciously lowered his head. Then, he suddenly jumped up in shock. He looked at the big rock he had been sitting on in disbelief and said in a half-believing and half-doubting tone,””Are you the one talking?”
“Nonsense! Who else could it be if not me?” At this moment, the large rock spoke again. A face with all facial features could be seen on the rock, and it was filled with dissatisfaction.
“It’s really you!” The second elder was extremely surprised. As a cultivator, he naturally knew that any living creature in the natural world, whether it was a human or a beast, a flower, a tree, a mountain rock, or anything else, could cultivate as long as they had spirituality. However, for these large rocks with weak vitality, it was extremely difficult to cultivate spirituality and even transform into a human form. However, he did not expect to see a large rock with a spirit in this strange place. This was really too surprising.
“Didn’t I tell you? Don’t tell me that not only do you have low IQ, but you also have problems with your hearing?” Big rock asked with a look of disdain.
“Uh!” The second elder couldn’t help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead. He felt even more depressed in his heart. Why did everything here look down on him? He was a reverent-G.o.d after all, so how could he not be in their eyes? He didn’t dare to ask them to respect him, but it was still okay for them to show him some respect, right?
“What’s with the “uh”? If you say “uh,”I’ll throw you into the river to feed the fis.h.!.+” Big rock said unhappily.
Feed the fish in the river? The second elder looked gloomily at the small stream that was not even up to his calf. He thought to himself,”could this stone be referring to this small stream when it said ‘in the river’?” Although the fish there were also looking down on him, could a fish smaller than his palm eat him? He would not believe it even if he was beaten to death.
“What’s wrong? You don’t believe me?” Big rock, who could tell what the second elder was thinking, asked indifferently.
“That ... The river you were talking about, do you mean that stream?” The second elder asked curiously.
“Of course! Don’t look down on the fish there, you’ll regret it if you underestimate them. If you don’t believe me, go ahead and try!” Big rock gloated, as if he had already seen second elder’s misfortune.
The second elder was very anxious after hearing big Rock’s words. However, whether he believed it or not, he couldn’t give it a try.
“Old man! I knew you were a coward. ” Seeing that the second elder had stopped talking, the big rock began to provoke him again.
“I know if I have the guts or not. I don’t need to rely on this kind of thing to prove it.” The second elder was speechless. He was extremely depressed in his heart. Why did everyone say that he was a coward? That rabbit was like this, and now this stone was also like this.
However, just as he finished speaking, another unfamiliar voice was heard.
“Hmph! If he didn’t dare, he didn’t dare! Don’t find excuses for yourself!” It was the same disdainful tone.
After the second elder heard this, he raised his eyes and looked around for the owner of the voice, especially those stones and trees. However, after searching one round, he found nothing.
“Old man, what are you looking for?” The rock in front of the second elder asked curiously.
“I’m looking for the person who said that. ” The second elder replied honestly.
“Idiot! The person who spoke is in the river!” Big rock threw him a disdainful look.
“The river?” The second elder looked at the river in the big stone’s eyes, and the stream in his eyes. He saw a pure white fish the size of a palm, half-standing on the sh.o.r.e with its fins. Its small mouth was still opening and closing, and its watery black eyes were looking at him mockingly.
The second elder wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, his heart filled with mixed feelings. He could see that all the creatures here were at odds with him, and they all looked down on him. He couldn’t understand why. Logically speaking, he shouldn’t have offended these guys, right? He wasn’t like the 19th elder who made enemies everywhere, so he couldn’t figure out why no matter how hard he thought.
“Old man! Are you done looking? If you look at me like this again, I’m going to charge you!” The moment the fish opened its mouth, it mentioned money, causing the second elder’s mood to instantly turn sour, from depression to irritation. Frustration! He was quite frustrated, so frustrated that he wanted to bite someone. However, in this strange place, he had to endure it no matter how annoyed he was!
“You’re just a fish, what’s the use of money?” The second elder’s face was red as he asked speechlessly. This was not normal! Everything here was abnormal!
“Why is it useless? With money, you can buy a lot of good food. ” The fish said with a look of yearning.
“What can you eat?” The second elder couldn’t help but ask. In his opinion, fish could only eat fish food and aquatic gra.s.s, and these didn’t need to be paid at all.
“I can eat anything! Besides, can’t I save up some money?” The fish said as if it was looking at an idiot.
S-private money? The second elder was dumbfounded when he heard the fish’s words. This was the first time he had heard that a fish wanted to save up money. Did it have a place to spend it?
“Old man! You’ve been looking at me for so long, quickly pay!” Seeing that the second elder was still staring at it, Xiaoyu’s lips curled into a smirk.
“Uh!” Only then did the second elder react. Because he had been too shocked, his eyes had never left the fish. Now, it was asking him for money. What the h.e.l.l is this!
“What’s with the “uh”? If you do, I’ll throw you into the river as food!” Yu Yu said in an unpleasant tone.
Hearing the familiar words and the same tone, the second elder was so depressed that he almost vomited blood. As expected of a family, they all spoke in the same tone.
“Hehe! Old man! You’ve sat on me for so long just now, you have to pay me! Otherwise, I’ll file a complaint against you!” At this moment, the big rock spoke again.
The second elder was furious when he saw that they were all demanding a debt from him! I’ve sat on you for a while, and you want money? Now that he was standing on this piece of land, did he have to pay for it? He couldn’t help but curse in his heart.