Chapter 541: The Unlucky Wu Gong (2)
“Let him lie down for a while more! He has so much to do every day. It’s very tiring,” the tall and thin black-clothed Mystic Sovereign said very kindly.
“Alright! Then let him lie down for ten minutes,” Cheng Wu said after some thought.
“Yes.” The Mystic Sovereigns nodded.
Ten minutes later.
The Mystic Sovereign holding the rope made a circle and wrapped it around Wu Gong’s neck. He was about to pull him out of the toilet when he was stopped.
“Wait,” the tall and thin black-robed Mystic Sovereign stopped him.
“Uh! Hei Zi, what’s the matter?” the Mystic Sovereign asked in surprise.
“Don’t let me take my tools for nothing!” The Mystic Sovereign, who was called Heizi, said with a naughty smile. He looked at the stick in his hand and smashed it fiercely on Wu Gong’s head without hesitation. Immediately, blood flowed down Wu Gong’s head!
“Alright, drag it up!” Blackie said after the fight.
“Uh, aren’t you going to smash it a few more times?” the Mystic Sovereign suggested. Hehe, in fact, they didn’t have any deep enmity with Wu Gong, but the young miss did! The young miss’s enmity was their enmity! Therefore, they didn’t have to mention how happy they were seeing Wu Gong suffer!
“I want to, but I’m afraid I’ll crush him to death. We won’t have any fun then,” Blackie said regretfully.
“Then don’t fight first. Let’s take it slow! There’s still a long way to go! We won’t have any fun if we kill him,” the Mystic Sovereign said. With that, he pulled Wu Gong out of the toilet like he was carrying a dead chicken.
“Big Brother Cheng, where should we put this fellow to dry!” the Mystic Sovereign asked with a face full of disdain. Why was Wu Gong so stinky! It was so stinky!
“Hang it at the city gate! There are many people there and the air is good. This city will stink to death if it’s in Carefree City.” Cheng Wu covered his nose.
“Big Brother Cheng, how can we get him out in the middle of the day?” Hei Zi couldn’t help asking. It probably wouldn’t be easy to hang the vice president of the Mystic a.s.sociation on the city wall in broad daylight! The difficulty was really extraordinary!
“Hehe, look who this is.” Cheng Wu took out a small golden snake with a white jade horn on its head. The snake opened its sleepy eyes and looked at the stinky Wu Gong with slight disdain. Then it cast an invisibility spell and hid Wu Gong! After doing all this, the little snake crawled back into Cheng Wu’s arms and continued sleeping.
“Isn’t this Miss’s Beast Rise? Big Brother Cheng, why are you here?” Hei Zi asked in surprise.
“Of course Miss lent it to me. Let’s go quickly!” Cheng Wu urged. Then he left the stinky toilet first.
After leaving the toilet, Cheng Wu and the others sat on their beasts, hung Wu Gong on a rope, and were carried to the city gate by the beasts.
After reaching the city gate, Cheng Wu took out Ling from his arms. Ling opened his eyes, lazily undid Wu Gong’s invisibility spell, and crawled back to catch up on sleep!
Hei Zi and the others hung Wu Gong on the highest point of the city gate, stripped him of his clothes, and left. They didn’t forget to spread the news on the way back…
“The vice president of the Mystic a.s.sociation, Wu Gong, accidentally fell into the toilet, so he committed suicide at the city gate!”
After the pedestrians on the street heard this news, it spread from one to ten, from ten to a hundred. Soon, all the mystics and alchemists in the city heard it. They didn’t know where this news came from, but everyone simultaneously ran to the city gate to investigate on the basis of everyone’s gossip. After reaching the city gate, everyone found that there was indeed a naked middle-aged man hanging on the city wall. Wasn’t he the vice president of the Mystic a.s.sociation Headquarters!
“Move, move aside!” At this moment, people from the Mystic a.s.sociation Headquarters arrived. The elder leading the group frowned when he saw Wu Gong.
“Put President Wu down quickly,” the president hurriedly ordered his subordinates. Alas! Who did this? The Mystic a.s.sociation Headquarters had really lost all their face this time. There were rumors that President Wu committed suicide, but as one of President Wu’s trusted subordinates, he absolutely wouldn’t believe this nonsense!
“Elder Hao, President Wu committed suicide because he wanted to die,” a subordinate reminded. What he implied was that if they meddled and saved President Wu, President Wu might blame them when he woke up. Why don’t they let President Wu go like this!
“Nonsense! Why would President Wu want to commit suicide!” Elder Hao roared furiously. Hmph! It was understandable that those mystics who didn’t know the truth said so, but he didn’t expect his subordinates to think so too. President Wu would be angered to death if he knew!
“Didn’t President Wu commit suicide because he fell into the toilet?” the subordinate said foolishly. He also felt that President Wu was a little too exaggerated, but with President Wu’s ident.i.ty and status, it was reasonable for him to not accept the fact that he wanted to commit suicide because he fell into the toilet. After all, President Wu was not an ordinary person!
“Do you think that’s possible?” Elder Hao roared angrily. Alas! How could he have such a stupid subordinate!
“That’s possible!” the subordinate replied seriously after some thought.
“Possible my a*s! Let me tell you, that’s impossible! It’s impossible for our President Wu to commit suicide!” Elder Hao roared at the top of his lungs. Immediately, everyone’s gazes were attracted to him!
“What are you looking at? What’s there to see? Disperse. Whoever surrounds here will be expelled from the Mystic a.s.sociation Headquarters and Alchemist a.s.sociation Headquarters!” Old Hao threatened as he looked at everyone’s strange gazes.
“Tch, the Mystic a.s.sociation Headquarters is really becoming more and more depraved. They use expulsion to threaten Mystics all the time. Truly a crooked stick!” someone said from the crowd.
“That’s right! He’s obviously a vice president, but those bootlickers just have to call him president. What a joke. Now, the only vice president who has fallen into the toilet one by one in the Mystic a.s.sociation for thousands of years. Haha!” someone said with a wild laugh.
“Who? Who said that? Come out if you dare!” Elder Hao roared furiously. He searched several times but didn’t find anyone present with their mouths agape. He was really angry!