Chapter 907: Visit (3)
When the Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders saw the alchemist and his attendant, they all fell silent.
Ugh! Because these two people were really too unique. The word ugly was not enough to describe their ugliness.
However, he was here to refine pills for them, so they naturally couldn’t mock him, let alone judge him by his appearance.
Soon, the Patriarch of the Wen family forced himself to calm down and said, “May I know your good name?”
“Good name? I don’t have a good name?” Zheng En, who had come to the Wen family as an alchemist, said foolishly. In fact, he was also an alchemist! However, he was afraid that the man who had taken the young miss away would recognize him, so he and his servant had both taken the disguise pill. As for his servant, it was naturally Ye Chen!
“Uh! I meant to ask for your name.” Beads of sweat dripped from the Patriarch of the Wen family’s forehead as he said speechlessly.
“Oh! Hehe! I’m sorry! We came from a small place, so don’t mess with us. You don’t understand!” Zheng En deliberately looked for trouble.
“Uh! It’s my fault for not thinking it through. I’m sorry.” The Patriarch of the Wen family held his breath and said helplessly. Alas! He really doubted that these two people could refine the pills they needed. However, no one dared to accept his family’s mission other than them. Therefore, he could only treat them politely and let them try.
“It’s okay, I forgive you. Master often said that adults don’t hold grudges, so I won’t hold it against you,” Zheng En said generously, and his words almost made the Wen family head vomit blood.
d.a.m.n! It had only been a short while, but he had already become a villain. The Patriarch of the Wen family was depressed! However, he had already made up his mind. Hmph! If this person couldn’t cure them, he would definitely not let these two ugly fellows off.
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“Hehe, thank you for your magnanimity. May I know your name?” The Patriarch of the Wen family refused to give up. Hmph! He had to ask this person’s name.
“My name is Zheng Ersha[1.Ersha means Second Fool]. He’s my servant, called Dasha[2.Dasha means Big Fool].” Zheng En had no intention of telling the Patriarch of the Wen family his name. However, seeing that he was asking so persistently, he didn’t want to embarra.s.s him too much. Therefore, he thought of these two names. As for why he gave Foolish to Ye Chen, well! Wasn’t it because Commander Ye was his Miss’s fiancé! Hehe!
After hearing these two names, Ye Chen and the Patriarch of the Wen family’s faces darkened.
Ye Chen was depressed because he didn’t expect Zheng En to spout such nonsense. Alas! This name didn’t match his appearance!
On the other hand, the head of the Wen family was clearly angry. This… could this be considered a name? He seriously suspected that this Zheng Ersha was playing with him! Moreover, since he was a servant, why was he called Foolish? He couldn’t figure it out.
“Isn’t that Excellency Zheng Ersha your attendant? Why is he called Foolish instead?” Even though the Patriarch of the Wen family didn’t ask, an elder asked the question in his heart.
“I don’t know. This is the name my master gave me.” Zheng En blamed his master.
“Where is your Excellency now?” When the Patriarch of the Wen family heard this, his eyes lit up and he hurriedly asked. To be honest, he really did not have much confidence in this Zheng Ersha. Therefore, when he heard that this person had a master, he was extremely happy.
“I lost my master.” Zheng Ersha said with some grievance.
“Uh! It’s okay. Tell me what your master’s name is. I’ll send someone to find him.” The Patriarch of the Wen family ignored the word “lost” and hurriedly said.
“My master is called Sansha[1.Sansha means Third Fool]. Sorry to trouble you,” Zheng En said gratefully.
“…”
When the Patriarch of the Wen family heard this name, his expression turned even uglier. He could not help but feel uneasy in his heart. So this was a family of fools! The servant was called Big Fool, the disciple was called Second Fool, and the master was actually Third Fool. Alas! What was going on! Thinking of this, his eyes flew towards the butler as if he was silently saying, “Who are these people you brought back!”
When the elders of the Wen family heard Zheng En’s words, they were all speechless, and their hearts turned cold! Alas! They had high hopes for the person on the mission! However, looking at this person now, they could place all their hopes on him! The elders were very uncertain.
When Ye Chen, who was standing beside Zheng En, heard Zheng En’s words, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch. At the same time, he was a little glad that he was the biggest fool!
“Patriarch Wen, um… I have something to report to you.” Zheng En hesitated.
“What is it?” The Patriarch of the Wen family’s heart skipped a beat as a bad premonition surged in his heart.
“Even though I’m an alchemist, I’m unlicensed. So, if you’re not afraid of death, I’ll give it a try,” Zheng En said with a wicked smile, his expression as innocent as possible.
“Uh! What do you mean?” The Patriarch of the Wen family asked foolishly.
“That’s what I meant! I’m an unlicensed alchemist who isn’t recognized by the Alchemist a.s.sociation, so… if you’re not afraid, I have nothing to be afraid of.” Zheng En deliberately paused before continuing.
“Do you dare to try?” Zheng En asked again. His eyes were filled with endless antic.i.p.ation, and his face was even redder. “Be my laboratory rat!”
Uh! The Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders were completely depressed now. After all this time, the alchemist they had been waiting for so long was actually…
What should they do now? The Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders looked at each other, not knowing what to do. Could it be that they really wanted to let this unlicensed alchemist do whatever he wanted?
“Erm, Excellency Ersha, this news is a little sudden for us. Can you give us some time to think about it?” The head of the Wen family pretended to be calm. In fact, he was so angry that he was about to explode.
“Yes, yes, sure. It doesn’t matter how long you want to consider it,” Zheng En said indifferently. Hehe! Anyway, he wasn’t the one suffering.
“Head, bring Excellency Ersha and his attendant to rest! Arrange for them to stay in the Spring Warmth Pavilion,” the Wen family’s head instructed. Even though he did not think highly of this Zheng Ersha, he still had to serve him well because the more friends you have the more options you have in life.