"F you was so set on a boy, why did you--"
"What do folks ever toss up for? To decide. Tossin" up always shows you jus" how much you didn"t want what you get. Only, as a general thing, there"s some one else who does want it, an" they grab it "n"
you go empty-handed. The good o" me tossin" is I c"n always take either side o" the nickel after I"ve tossed. I ain"t n.o.body"s fool--"n" I never was--"n" I never will be. But I guess I"ve got to ask you to go home now, Mrs. Lathrop. I"ve had a hard day "n" I"m "most too tired to pay attention to what you say any longer. I want to get to bed "n" to sleep, "n" then to-morrow maybe I"ll feel like talkin" myself."
The third morning after Miss Clegg"s trip to town she astonished her neighbor by tapping on the latter"s kitchen window at the early hour of seven in the morning. Mrs. Lathrop was getting breakfast, and her surprise caused her to jump unduly.
"Well, _Susan_!" she said, opening the door, "what ever is the--"
"Matter! Nothin" ain"t the matter, only I"ve had a letter from the monument man. It come last night, "n" the minister took it out o" the post-office "n" sent it over by little "Liza Em"ly when she come with the milk this mornin". I dunno whether to thank the minister for bein"
so kind or whether to ask him to mind his own business. It"s got "Important" on the corner, "n" sometimes I don"t go to the post-office for two days at a time, but jus" the same it strikes me "t I ain"t altogether in favor o" the minister"s carryin" my mail home with him any time he feels so inclined. If I"d "a" married him, I never "d "a"
allowed him to interfere with my affairs, "n" "s long "s I didn"t marry him I don"t see no good reason for his doin" so now."
Susan paused and looked at the letter which she held in her hand. Mrs.
Lathrop slid one of the kitchen chairs up behind her, and she sat down, still looking at the letter.
"It"s from the monument man," she said again, ""n" I don"t know what ever I shall do about it, I"m sure."
Mrs. Lathrop was all attention.
"It"s about the lion. He says "t he"s been "n" took some black chalk "n" marked around under him "Sacred to the memory of Blank Clegg," "n"
he says "t it looks so n.o.ble "t he"s had an offer for the monument "n"
he wants me to come in "n" see it afore he sells it to--to some one else."
There was a short silence, broken at last by Mrs. Lathrop.
"Your father"s name wa"n"t "Blank,"" she said; "it was "Henry.""
Susan knit her brows.
"I know, "n" that"s one thing "t "s been troublin" me. It"s written out in good plain letters--"Blank Clegg"--"n" I"ve been tryin" "n"
tryin" to think what I could "a" said to "a" made him suppose "t it could "a" been "Blank." That "d be the last name in the wide world for anybody to name anybody else, I sh"d suppose, "n" I can"t see for the life o" me why that monument man sh"d "a" hit on it for father. I"m cert"nly mighty glad that he"s only marked it on in black chalk "n"
not chopped it out o" the bottom o" the lion. O" course "f he "d chopped it out I"d "a" had to "a" taken it an" it"d jus" made me the laughin"-stock o" the whole community. I know lots o" folks "t are plenty mean enough "s to say "t that lion was weepin" because I didn"t know my own father"s name."
Mrs. Lathrop looked sober.
"So I guess I"ve got to go to town by to-day"s ten o"clock. I ain"t no intention o" takin" the lion, but I _shall_ like to stand off a little ways "n" look at the part o" the name "t "s spelt right. Later maybe I"ll visit a few asylums--I ain"t sure. But anyway I thought I"d jus"
run over "n" let you know "t I was goin", "n" ask you if there"s anythin" "t I can get f"r you while I"m in town."
"No, there isn"t," said Mrs. Lathrop with great firmness.
Susan rose to go.
"I"m thinkin" o" buyin" the Sh.o.r.es baby outfit," she said. "I guess Mr. Sh.o.r.es "ll be glad to sell it cheap. They say "t he can"t bear to be reminded o" the baby, "n" I don"t well see what else the crib "n"
the baby carriage can remind him of."
"I wonder if the sewing-machine reminds him o" Mrs. Sh.o.r.es," said Mrs.
Lathrop. "I"d be glad to buy it if it did "n" "f he was wantin" to sell it cheap."
"I dunno why it sh"d remind him o" Mrs. Sh.o.r.es," said Susan; "she never sewed on it none. She never did nothin" "s far "s I c"d make out except to sit on the front porch "n" talk to his clerk. My, but I sh"d think he "d hate the sight o" that front porch. If it c"d be got off, I "d like to buy that of him too. My front porch "s awful old "n"
shaky "n" I "ll need a good porch to wheel baby on. He c"d take my porch in part payment. It"s bein" so old "n" shaky wouldn"t matter to him I don"t suppose, for I "ll bet a dollar he "ll never let no other wife o" his sit out on no porch o" his, not "ntil after he"s dead "n"
buried anyway; "n" as for sittin" on a porch himself, well, all is I know "t if it was me it "d scorch my rockers."
"What time do you think "t you "11 get back?" asked Mrs. Lathrop.
"I ain"t sure. "F I should get real interested huntin" orphans, I might stay until it was too dark to see "em good. I can"t tell nothin"
about it, though. You "d better watch for the light in the kitchen, "n" when you see it burnin" I wish "t you"d come right over."
Mrs. Lathrop agreed to this arrangement, and Miss Clegg went home to get ready for town.
She returned about five o"clock, and the mere general aspect of her approaching figure betokened some doing or doings so well worthy of neighborly interest that Mrs. Lathrop left her bread in the oven and flew to satisfy her curiosity.
She found her friend warming her feet by the kitchen stove, and one look at her radiant countenance sufficed.
"You found a baby!"
Susan upraised supremely joyful eyes.
"No," she replied, "but I"ve bought the weepin" lion!"
Mrs. Lathrop sat suddenly down.
"You never saw anythin" so grand in all your life! He rubbed the "Blank" off with a wet cloth "n" wrote in the "Henry" with me standin"
right there. I never see anythin" that went right through me that way before. Puttin" on "Henry" seemed to bring the lion right into the family, an"--well, you can believe me or not jus" as you please, Mrs.
Lathrop, but I up "n" begin to cry right then "n" there. The monument man made me sit down on a uncut block "n" lean my back up against a No-Cross-no-Crown, "n" while I sat there he chalked in father"s birth "n" death "n" "Erected by his devoted daughter Susan," "n" at that I stood right up "n" said "t I "d take it, "n" it wasn"t no hasty decision, neither, f"r after I "d made up my mind I couldn"t see no good reason for continuin" to sit there "n" draw frost out o" granite "n" into my shoulder-blades jus" for the looks o" the thing."
"But about the ba--" said Mrs. Lathrop.
"Oh, the baby "ll have to go. I told you all along "t it had to be one or t" other an" in the end it"s the lion as has come out on top. I guess I was n"t cut out to be a mother like I was a daughter. I know "t I never wanted a baby for myself half like I "ve wanted that lion for my dead "n" gone father. Do you know, Mrs. Lathrop, I do believe "t I had a persentiment the first time I ever see that lion. Suthin"
sort o" crep" right up my back, "n" I "m jus" sure "t folks "ll come from miles roun" to see it. I guess it"s the Finger o" Fate. When you come to think o" it, it "s all for the best jus" the way "t it "s come out. The baby "d "a" grown up an" gone off somewhere, an" the lion "ll stay right where you put him, for he "s so heavy that the monument man says we "ll have to drive piles all down aroun" father. Then, too, maybe I could n"t "a" managed a boy an" I can scour that lion all I want to. "N" I will scour him too,--n.o.body need n"t suppose "t I"ve paid three hunderd dollars f"r anythin" to let it get mossy. I"ve invited the monument man "n" his wife to come "n" visit me while he"s gettin" the lion in place, "n" he says he"s so pleased over me "n"
n.o.body else gettin" it "t he"s goin" to give me a paper sayin" "t when I die he"ll chop my date in f"r nothin". I tell you what, Mrs.
Lathrop, I certainly am glad "t I"ve got the sense to know when I"m well off, "n" I cert"nly do feel that in this particular case I"m mighty lucky. So all "s well "t ends well."
Mrs. Lathrop nodded.
III
JATHROP LATHROP"S COW
Jathrop Lathrop was just the style and build of young man to be easily persuaded into taking a kicking cow in full payment of a good debt.
Jathrop having taken the cow, it naturally fell to the lot of his mother to milk her. The reader can quickly divine what event formed the third of these easily to be foreseen developments of the most eventful day in the life of the cow"s new proprietor. The kicking cow kicked Jathrop Lathrop"s mother, not out of any especial antipathy towards that most innocuous lady, but just because it was of a kicking nature and Mrs. Lathrop was temptingly kickable. The sad part of the matter was that Mrs. Lathrop was not only kickable but breakable as well. It followed that at twelve o"clock that noon Miss Clegg, returning from a hasty trip to the city, was greeted at the depot by the sad tidings, and it was not until various of the town folk had finished their versions of the disaster that she was at last allowed to hasten to the bedside of her dear friend, whom she found not only in great bodily distress but also already cast in plaster.