Chapter 280: Familiar Strangers
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
Grandmother Liu wouldn’t stand for it and lunged at Grandmother Ye, “You d.a.m.n old hag. Let’s see if I don’t tear you apart!”
And so that was how two old woman got into a fight. Hei Xiaomeng barked and leapt about on the sidelines, as though he were cheering them on!
Ye Yang was skinning the bamboo shoots and was about to say something to them when Liu Duo’s voice rang out, “Hey, if you do want to go at it, please take it far far away from my house. You’re disturbing us!”
“Little Duo, we got a free show!” Ye Liu said mischievously, his arms wrapped around her shoulders.
Seeing two old women in a fight was quite delectable.
It just seemed like women, regardless of age, would use the same techniques when they fight. They either pull the hair or claw at the face!
The noise got louder. Ye Mo furrowed his brows and walked out from the kitchen. He yelled at the top of his lungs, “You two old good-for-nothings, get the heck out of my house now!”
The sudden outcry was quite effective, as it brought everything to a halt. The two grandmothers stopped fighting.
Ye Liu felt Liu Duo tremble slightly in fear, and so he turned to tell him, “Mo, could you maybe give us a warning before you do that? You gave Liu Duo a fright!”
She may have gotten used to Ye Mo shouting, but she supposed she could still strengthen her durability a little bit more. She didn’t know how much longer her little heart could take it. If he kept scaring her like that, even her ears may go deaf!
Ye Mo came to her and said, “Liu Duo, prepare yourself, I’m loud when I talk.”
She slapped him. Wasn’t it too late to tell her now?
“Mo, you ungrateful imbecile! I am your grandmother. You dare tell me to leave? Misfortune must have befallen us for not burying your short-lived parents well! We must move their graves!” Grandmother Ye glared at him, her hair in disarray after having been pulled, and her face adorned with scratch marks.
Grandmother Liu wasn’t far behind, looking similar to Grandmother Ye. “Sc.u.m! I am your wife’s grandmother! Forget what happened last time! One more act of disrespect and I’m taking her back!”
At their words, Ye Liu stopped laughing, Ye Mo’s brow furrowed so deeply it could trap mosquitoes, Ye Yang stopped his work and stood up, and even Ye Ling left the kitchen.
Liu Duo laughed her head off. Were these two serious? What right do they have to come messing around her house? She got her hands on a wooden pot, and tossed out the contents on them! “Some dirty things came to the house today, best we get rid of them and clean them off!” Then she took a broom and hit them, intending to sweep them out of her yard.
The two who were on the receiving end of a splash weren’t even able to get their words out when Liu Duo’s broom came down on them.
“Ah… you ungrateful b.i.t.c.h, how dare you do that to me…”
“Ah… you useless wh.o.r.e, how dare you do that to me…”
Grandmother Liu and Grandmother Ye gave her a mouthful, using names that were oddly similar, and all of which revolved around ingrat.i.tude and whatnot!
Seeing how Liu Duo ferociously chased two elders out the door, the men had the same thought in mind. The wife is fierce! But I like it!
As Liu Duo beat them, she said, “You two expired goods! Don’t impose your rules onto my house! They don’t work here! To me, you’re nothing but familiar strangers! Don’t come again asking for money! You’re not welcome!”
“Liu Duo, I came to ask you, is your mother and Liu Ran here?” Grandmother Liu was enraged. Why hadn’t she strangled this ungrateful granddaughter earlier?