"I"d like to leave a message for Justin Tree," Breanna said. "Can you get it to him?"
"Where is he now?"
"At Castle Zombie."
"I will relay the message there."
"Thanks. Just tell him I"m delayed in Mundania, but I"ll be back as soon as I can. Tell him not to get fresh with any zombie nymphs tonight."
Terian smiled. "I shall." She glanced again at David, then faded out. The screen went blank.
"Wow!" David said.
"Don"t get your hopes up," Breanna warned him. "Not only is she committed to Tristran Troll, she"s a literal mouse."
"The kind that squeaks?" he asked, astonished. "She sure looked human."
"She a.s.sumes that form when dealing with humans. I understand her kisses are divine. But she really is a mouse. Com Pa.s.sion"s mouse, in fact."
"Well, it was nice meeting her, regardless. Anytime she wants to breathe in my direction, I"ll look."
"I figured you deserved something for letting me use your connection." Breanna looked around. "I"m tired. I"d love a good shower, a meal, and a night"s sleep."
"Oops," he said.
"OOPS?".
"I just realized: There"s only one bed. Well, I"ll sleep on the floor."
Breanna pondered half a moment. "Can you keep your hands to yourself?"
He understood her as readily as she had understood him when he asked about seeing her panties. "Yes, when I have to. And I guess I do."
"You do. Then we"ll share the bed. I won"t tell Justin, and you won"t tell your mother."
"Agreed." He glanced at the phone. "I"ll make a reservation for dinner while you take your shower."
She went into the bathroom, stripped, and got into the shower. It was a glorious experience after the day of travel. Then she grabbed a towel, rubbed herself dry, tossed it aside, and stepped into the bedroom to fetch her comb. She had left it in the bag Mary Baldwin had thoughtfully provided her, along with a change of clothing.
David was sitting by the phone, staring at her, jaw dropped. "Oops," she repeated. "My error." She turned around and went back into the bathroom to recover the towel.
"I"m sorry," David said, blushing. "I didn"t mean to peek. I a.s.sumed you would be clothed."
"Not your fault. I just forgot I wasn"t with Justin." But as she spoke, she wondered. She was secretly rather proud of her body; she might not have the figure of a nymph or the frontal oomph of a filly centaur, but she did have the female stuff. Had she really forgotten, or had she wanted to flash him? She had flashed Justin in times past, theoretically by accident. She had flashed her panties at both Justin and Edsel two years ago, just to show Pia how it was done. This time she had given David solid frontal and backtal views. Maybe it was in her nature.
They went to supper, and it was fun eating well in a nice setting, even if several other diners did let fly a few covert stares. It was that black/white thing, she knew; they thought they were an interracial couple. Well, tough beanbags! Let them think what they wanted.
Back in the room, David showered while she watched the Mundane news on the television. There were wars, floods, fires, earthquakes, and some negative items. Also a piece about rescuing a lost cat.
"Say, didn"t you have a cat?" Breanna asked as David reappeared, suitably garbed.
"Oh, I still have him. Midrange. He helped Nimby and got a pa.s.s to Xanth."
"That"s right! We helped with the magic dust at the Xanth end."
"So now Midrange takes Tweeter to Xanth on visits. I"m sure they enjoy it. But when they return to us, they can"t tell us what they did there. It"s frustrating."
"For sure." She paused, then looked at the bed. "Which side do you want?"
"Are you sure this is-?"
"Long as you stay on your side, I"ll stay on my side."
"Okay. I"ll take the left side."
They got into their sides and settled down for the night. Breanna really was tired, in mind more than body. She was soon asleep.
She woke in the morning, refreshed. David was still asleep. He had stayed on his side; he hadn"t cheated. She appreciated that.
They had breakfast, then checked in, in time to catch the plane to Phoenix. This one ran on schedule, and made the connection with the flight to Los Angeles.
The flight to Honolulu was the long hop. The airplane was large, ten seats wide, with two center aisles, a movie, and a meal. But there was an extra charge for earphones to receive the movie sound. "Is it worth it?" she asked.
David frowned. "It"s Incredible Hulk Vs. Little Shop of Horrors IV, so I doubt it. I saw the first two and didn"t bother with the third. The earphones are germy too. Anyway, just looking at the screen without the sound can be just about as interesting. You can fill in your own dialogue."
"Fine with me," she agreed.
They watched the silenced movie. It started with a medium-small man evidently traveling somewhere. He carried a small black bag, and there was a stethoscope dangling from his neck, so he had to be a doctor. He entered a public lavatory-and there were three toughs with knives. They threatened him, wanting his money. He gave them that, but when they went after his black bag, he resisted. When he tried to escape, one caught him and threw him against the wall. They didn"t even bother with the knives; they started beating on him with their fists. He was getting mauled.
The Ring of Fire opened an eye. "Wow!" it murmured. "Some fiasco." It seemed Metria was watching too, and she probably had the right word this time.
"This is G-rated," David remarked, disgusted. "If there"s any s.e.x, or a bad word, it"s R-rated just like that, but a little healthy violence is considered okay."
"This is Mundania," she reminded him unnecessarily.
"That"s why I want to visit Xanth again."
"To see the nymphs and bare-breasted centaur fillies?"
"You know it"s so. If I could catch and tame a nymph-"
"They don"t have much mind. All they"re good for is just one thing."
He glanced at her. "What"s your point?"
She laughed. "I hope you catch one."
After the doctor had taken enough of a beating, he became annoyed. Then he swelled up hugely, bursting out of his shirt, and became a giant green man. He laid about him, quickly smashing the three thugs through the walls.
"I didn"t know they had green ogres in Mundania," Breanna said, intrigued.
"We don"t. This is faked up. Wait till you see the little shop of horrors. There"s a plant like a tangle tree."
"The green against the greens," she agreed appreciatively.
By the time the doctor got to the shop, the meal was served. The plate contained a ma.s.s of something yellowish and a sickly salad drenched in oil. Breanna tasted it and made a wry face. "What is this stuff?"
"Inedible bulk vs. a little slop of humongous," he quipped, smiling. "Standard fare on flights."
"Thank you so much for clarifying that. Now I can really enjoy it."
"If you do, you"ll be the first to achieve that fate."
She had to laugh. That helped.
When they finally reached Hawaii she was thoroughly tired of sitting, and her stomach was not at all certain that "inedible bulk" was a joke. But they set down safely.
"I gotta get to the men"s room," David said, embarra.s.sed. "I knew I shouldn"t have eaten that stuff."
"Me too," she agreed.
They hurried to the rest rooms and took the separate doors. Breanna finished her business efficiently and stood, looking for the flush handle on the toilet. There was none. She stood-and the toilet flushed of its own accord, startling her. There must be a little magic in Mundania after all.
She washed at a sink, the water flowing the moment her hands came near and stopping when they were removed. Definitely magic!
The Ring warmed. Breanna put it to her ear. "Yes?"
"David"s in trouble in the men"s room," Metria said.
"I can"t do that particular thing for him."
"Robbers. Like the movie."
Oh. And David couldn"t turn into a green ogre. "Can you help?"
"If you touch the Ring to someone. But I don"t have a lot of power. Better to save it if possible."
"Okay." Breanna dashed out of the women"s room and into the men"s room, heedless of propriety, her mind whirling. By the time she made the scene she had a crude plan. She would have to make like the green ogre, in her fashion. She opened her black robe partway and flounced out her hair, forming a wild expression. She knew she didn"t look much like a maenad, one of the killer wild women of Mount Parna.s.sus who ripped men apart and drink their blood, but this was the best she could do, on short notice.
Two big men had David backed up against the wall so that he couldn"t escape. It was clear that if he didn"t give up his wallet soon, he would lose more than that.
"There you are!" Breanna cried, pushing by the nearer man to reach David. "What do you mean, keeping me waiting like that?" She slapped him resoundingly across the cheek, glaring balefully around. The men were staring, amazed to see her in this room. "But I"ll forgive you this time." She grabbed his head and planted a hot kiss on his mouth. "Now come on; we"ve got business ahead." She took him by the hand and headed for the door, hauling him along.
By the time the two toughs finished staring, the travelers were back in the main concourse, safe from further molestation. "You"re a wonder," David said shakily.
"I had to get you out of there before you lost your credit card," she said. "I still need your help."
"That too."
She laughed. "Kisses you can have. Just not the rest."
"Yeah." But she suspected that he had a certain hankering for the rest too. That pleased her. It was illicit fun impressing an impressionable boy.
"Now to zero in on Jaylin," she said briskly.
"What"s her address?"
"I don"t have that."
He stopped walking. "You what?"
"The dream vision didn"t give that detail. But we know it"s Hawaii. She"s here somewhere."
"Breanna, there are tens of thousands of people here! We need an address."
"No we don"t." She lifted the Ring of Fire. "Which direction?"
David looked halfway fit to be tied.
A little arrow speared out from the Ring, pointing the direction. "That way," Breanna said.
"So nice to have that clarified."
They found a map on the wall. "Southeast," she said. "A fair distance."
"That would be the main island of Hawaii."
"For sure. Get us there."
"We"ll have to take a commuter flight."
"Whatever."
Still, he hesitated. "Are you sure this is right? That we aren"t wasting our time and money?"
Breanna wasn"t sure, but saw no alternative but to plow ahead. "How can I convince you? Do I have to kiss you again?"
Her bluff worked. "No! That wasn"t what I meant. It"s just that-"
She stepped into him and kissed him. When she released him she saw his green eyes turn momentarily black, reflecting her image. "No problem," he gasped, and set off for the ticket office.
The little commuter plane seemed like a toy compared to the huge airline they had come on, but it buzzed up into the air and got them two hundred miles to Hawaii island without crashing. Breanna was relieved.
They landed at Hilo in the evening. She checked the Ring for direction, and it sent them south. Breanna was relieved again; it meant they hadn"t overshot the mark.
They took a taxi south, and Breanna checked the Ring frequently, zeroing in as the direction changed. The taxi driver looked doubtful as they kept asking him to change direction, but David gave him a good tip and he played along.
At last they came to a particular house that had to be it. They got out of the taxi, and it sped away, evidently glad to be rid of these odd customers.