"No, merely still in the dream. Only our souls entered the gourd, while our bodies slept. See, we are both looking into the peephole. That is the way of it. We must break that connection to wake up."
"I wondered how we were able to fit through that tiny hole," Jaylin said. She looked around, and spied a large fallen leaf. "I"ll use this." She landed, and reached down to pick it up. But her hand pa.s.sed right through it. "Oops."
"Because we are dream images, we aren"t fully real," the speech balloon wrote. "We shall have to use a dream barrier."
"All right." She concentrated, and conjured a small wooden board. She set this across the gourd"s peephole.
Then she was on the ground, opening her eyes, and Putre was stirring beside her. She felt the full force of gravity, a.s.suming it hadn"t yet started to fade. Before her was the gourd, with the board across its peephole.
"How can a dream image be still there, once I"m awake?"
The speech balloon appeared. "You have the Ring."
"Oh. Right." There it was, on her physical finger. She got up and looked around. "I guess you had better take me to the others now."
She climbed onto his back, and he galloped off. This was quite an adventure-and it had barely started.
CHAPTER 10: VOID.
Che Centaur looked up. "There they come!" he called as Putre galloped into sight carrying Jaylin.
"Does she have the Ring?" Cynthia asked.
"She must, because she"s smiling," Breanna said.
"And holding her hand high," Justin agreed.
"With the Ring thereon," Sim squawked. He had good avian eyesight.
Then zombie and maiden arrived. "We got it!" Jaylin said.
Justin went to help her dismount. "We know who you are," he said, "but perhaps we should introduce ourselves. I am Justin Tree. I have the Ring of Idea."
"I"ve heard so much about you," Jaylin said. "You were a tree for ever so long, until Breanna-"
"Well, I couldn"t marry a tree," Breanna said. "And as you know, I have the Ring of Fire."
"And this is Sim Bird," Justin said, indicating him. "He does not speak in our language, but you can understand him when you know him. He has the Ring of Air."
"I am glad to meet you," Sim squawked. Sure enough, Jaylin looked blank.
"And these are Che and Cynthia Centaur," Justin said, indicating them. "They are another couple. They have the Rings of Earth and Water, respectively."
"I never thought I"d get to actually meet you," Jaylin said, evidently impressed. "In fact, I never thought I"d find myself in the Land of Xanth. But when Breanna came-"
"We did not know you would join us," Che said. "We had neglected to have a sixth member of our group, so one had to be designated. Breanna tells us that it was largely chance."
"Yes. I had a daydream where I misspoke fell swoop. I didn"t think anything of it, until-"
"We understand. None of us antic.i.p.ated this mission. It started when Cynthia went to ask the Good Magician a Question, and received a disproportionate mission."
"To save the Demon Earth," Cynthia said. "We had tended to think of him as an evil opponent, but now we understand that he is not evil, merely another part of the larger framework. Magic comes from the Demon Xanth, and gravity from the Demon Earth; we need both."
"What comes from the other Demons?" Jaylin asked.
"We aren"t sure," Che said. "But I suspect that the strong nuclear force a.s.sociates with the Demon Jupiter. The weak nuclear force may a.s.sociate with the Demoness Venus, and the electromagnetic force with the Demon Mars."
"These sound like scientific concepts," Jaylin said. "What are they doing here in the magic realm?"
"All forces are needed to make the universe. A Demon"s own force is more visible in his domain, but he does need at least some of the others. That is why we must rescue the Demon Earth; without the force of gravity, all the local Demons are in trouble."
"What about Saturn?"
"I think she a.s.sociates with Dimension. That is not exactly a force, but it is essential to the well-being of the universe. Nothing can exist without some dimension of s.p.a.ce and time."
"She? Saturn is female?"
Che shook his head. "No Demon is precisely male, female, or neuter; all can a.s.sume any guise at will. But the display is so pretty that I think of her as female. This really has no meaning beyond my private fancy."
"No, I like it. In my schoolbook Saturn is the ancient G.o.d of agriculture. Women did most of that, historically, tending crops while the men went out to hunt. Saturn probably was female, if we knew the truth."
"Perhaps so," Che agreed, finding himself liking this girl. "And females tend to a.s.sociate with practical things, so quant.i.ties and timing also fit."
"But now we need to get this mission the bleep out of the way, so I can marry Justin," Breanna said briskly. "Maybe tomorrow."
"Tomorrow," Justin echoed. They kissed.
"Yes, the mission," Che agreed. "We now have the Six Rings of Xanth, so can fetch the Swell Foop. But this may not be easy."
"Nothing ever is," Cynthia said. They also kissed.
"I don"t think their minds are on it," Jaylin murmured to Sim. He squawked agreement.
"Yes they are," Che said. "We must now take the Six Rings and put them in line."
"What for?" Breanna asked.
"We can locate the Swell Foop only by sighting through the Rings."
"But we can"t remove them until the mission is done," Justin protested.
"Yes we can," Breanna said. "At least, when it is mission-related."
"Oh. My error."
"Maybe the demon Type-O wandered by."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Type-O causes errors to appear."
Jaylin t.i.ttered. "Typo! He must visit Mundania, because I do that all the time."
"To be sure," Justin agreed. "I understand that Mundania also has the Post Orifice, where all the spare letters and articles go."
"Letters?" Cynthia asked, perplexed.
"A, B, C, and so on through the alphabet. There has to be a storage place for them when they are not in use."
Cynthia looked as if she had swallowed a bad prune. "And the articles?"
"The, a, an. They also must be stored."
"You must have been exposed to some really rabid puns recently," Breanna said severely.
"I was. Punny and Unpun. Nice enough folk, actually."
"You found the origin of puns!" Sim squawked, delighted.
"The origin of some puns," Justin said, qualifying it. "As well as the termination of a similar number. I doubt that this particular weed will ever be eradicated, however. Puns are fundamental to Xanth."
"Yes, they are the lowest level," Sim squawked.
"The basest bottom," Justin agreed.
A small black cloud was forming over Breanna"s head. This time it extended to cover Cynthia"s head as well. Che was having trouble keeping a straight face, and he saw that Sim"s beak was trying to twist into a smirk.
"It"s like a bad movie," Jaylin said, evidently not taking the matter as seriously as the other females were. "Every time you think it"s bottomed out, another silly a.s.s appears."
Putre looked indignant. "She didn"t mean you," Che said quickly.
"She surely means the move-E," Justin said, his own face marvelously straight. "A thing that moves around to block your way. It can be destroyed only by a cri-tick, but that may have the perverse effect of making it seem larger."
"If you silly a.s.ses are quite done," Breanna said tightly, "let"s get the bleep on with the mission. We need to remove our Rings so we can sight through them."
The others sobered, regretfully, agreeing that it was time. Each of them removed a Ring from a finger or toe. Che used thread to tie them together in the shape of a tube. Then he looked through it.
"What do you see?" Cynthia asked.
"Nothing, except a flying goblin child with rainbow-colored wings," he replied, swinging the tube around as he peered. Sure enough, in a moment the goblet pa.s.sed close enough for the others to see.
"Hi!" she called. "I"m Megan. Can you tell me where the nearest rainbow is? I like to play on rainbows."
"You can do that?" Che asked, surprised.
"Oh, sure. Goblin/harpy crossbreeds have talents, you know. Mine is playing on rainbows."
"I think you will have to look for intermittent rain," Che said. "Rainbows seem to prefer that environment."
"Thank you." She flew on.
Che resumed his search through the Ring. Then he saw a vague brightness. "That direction."
"Nice going, hooves-for-brains," Breanna said. "You have just indicated the entire jungle to the north."
"Perhaps you will have better success," Che said, modestly nettled. He gave her the tube.
Breanna took it and swung it around. "All I see is a funny ogre."
"Ogre"s aren"t funny; they are stupid," Che said. "And justifiably proud of it."
"I know that, four-foots. But this one is different."
In a moment the ogre appeared. He did look odd. "Who are you, dimwit?" Breanna demanded.
"Me Stretch, no wretch," the ogre replied, pleased by her compliment.
"Stretch?"
For answer, the ogre stretched. As he did so, his body and arms and legs lengthened, and he became larger. But then he tottered; he had diluted his body and was weaker. So he compacted himself to half size, picked up a stone between two fingers, and squeezed it into a pebble. That was impressive; normally an ogre required a full ham-hand to do that. He had gained strength.
"That"s pretty good," Breanna said. Satisfied, the ogre moved on.
She returned to her search and this time found it. "That way."
"That is half of the area Che indicated," Cynthia said.
"For sure," Breanna agreed, evidently feeling a nettle herself. She gave the tube to Cynthia.
Cynthia sighted through it. "All I see is a man touching plants. He is enlarging or minimizing living things."
"I suspect the Rings have spurious results if not closely guided," Che said. "They seem to be orienting on special people or talents."
She continued to look. "There is definitely a brightness in that direction."
"You have halved it again," Justin said. "I believe I perceive the semblance of a pattern here."
"Each new person narrows the focus," she agreed, handing him the tube. "After spying a bogus image."
Justin looked through it. "I see two girls, evidently sisters. They are staggering."
In a moment the girls came into the sight of the others. They were indeed walking in a very irregular manner.