She laughed. "If you suppose that I"m allowed to wear my stockings until they have holes in them, you don"t understand the perquisites of maids."
She thought a moment, and then added: "You might come to trim hats for me."
By that I knew that we were really friends. If it does not seem to you a bold thing for Sylvia to have made a joke about my hat, it is only because you do not yet know her. I have referred to her money-consciousness and her social-consciousness; I would be idealizing her if I did not refer to another aspect of her which appalled me when I came to realise it--her clothes-consciousness. She knew every variety of fabric and every shade of colour and every style of design that ever had been delivered of the frenzied sartorial imagination. She had been trained in all the infinite minutiae which distinguished the right from the almost right; she would sweep a human being at one glance, and stick him in a pigeon hole of her mind for ever--because of his clothes. When later on she had come to be conscious of this clothes-consciousness, she told me that ninety-nine times out of a hundred she had found this method of appraisal adequate for the purposes of society life. What a curious comment upon our civilization--that all that people had to ask of one another, all they had to give to one another, should be expressible in terms of clothes!
16. I had set out to educate Mrs. Douglas van Tuiver in the things I thought she needed to know. A part of my programme was to find some people of modern sympathies whom she might meet without offence to her old prejudices. The first person I thought of was Mrs. Jessie Frothingham, who was the head of a fashionable girls" school, just around the corner from Miss Abercrombie"s where Sylvia herself had received the finishing touch. Mrs. Frothingham"s was as exclusive and expensive a school as the most proper person could demand, and great was Sylvia"s consternation when I told her that its princ.i.p.al was a member of the Socialist party, and made no bones about speaking in public for us.
How in the world did she manage it? For one thing, I answered, she ran a good school--n.o.body had ever been heard to deny that. For another, she was an irresistibly serene and healthy person, who would look one of her millionaire "papas" in the eye and tell him what was what with so much decision; it would suddenly occur to the great man that if his daughter could be made into so capable a woman, he would not care what ticket she might vote.
Then too, it was testimony to the headway we are making that we are ceasing to be dangerous, and getting to be picturesque. In these days of strenuous social compet.i.tion, when mammas are almost at their wits" end for some new device, when it costs incredible sums to make no impression at all--here was offered a new and inexpensive way of being unique.
There could be no question that men were getting to like serious women; the most amazing subjects were coming up at dinner-parties, and you might hear the best people speak disrespectfully of their own money, which means that the new Revolution will have not merely its "Egalite Orleans," but also some of the ladies of his family!
I telephoned from Sylvia"s house to Mrs. Frothingham, who answered: "Wouldn"t you like Mrs. van Tuiver to hear a speech? I am to speak next week at the noon-day Wall Street meeting." I pa.s.sed the question on, and Sylvia answered with an exclamation of delight: "Would a small boy like to attend a circus?"
It was arranged that Sylvia was to take us in her car. You may picture me with my grand friends--an old speckled hen in the company of two golden pheasants. I kept very quiet and let them get acquainted, knowing that my cause was safe in the hands of one so perfectly tailored as Mrs.
Frothingham.
Sylvia expressed her delight at the idea of hearing a Socialist speech, and her amazement that the head of Mrs. Frothingham"s should be so courageous, and meantime we threaded our way through the tangle of trucks and surface-cars on Broadway, and came to the corner of Wall Street. Here Mrs. Frothingham said she would get out and walk; it was quite likely that someone might recognise Mrs. Douglas van Tuiver, and she ought not to be seen arriving with the speaker. Sylvia, who would not willingly have committed a breach of etiquette towards a bomb-throwing anarchist, protested at this, but Mrs. Frothingham laughed good-naturedly, saying that it would be time enough for Mrs. van Tuiver to commit herself when she knew what she believed.
The speaking was to be from the steps of the Sub-treasury. We made a _detour,_ and came up Broad Street, stopping a little way from the corner. These meetings had been held all through the summer and fall, so that people had learned to expect them; although it lacked some minutes of noon, there was already a crowd gathered. A group of men stood upon the broad steps, one with a red banner and several others with armfuls of pamphlets and books. With them was our friend, who looked at us and smiled, but gave no other sign of recognition.
Sylvia pushed back the collar of her sable coat, and sat erect in her shining blue velvet, her eyes and her golden hair shining beneath the small brim of a soft velvet hat. As she gazed eagerly at the busy throngs of men hurrying about this busy corner, she whispered to me: "I haven"t been so excited since my _debut_ party!"
The crowd increased until it was difficult to get through Wall Street.
The bell of Old Trinity was tolling the hour of noon, and the meeting was about to begin, when suddenly I heard an exclamation from Sylvia, and turning, saw a well-dressed man pushing his way from the office of Morgan and Company towards us. Sylvia clutched my hand where it lay on the seat of the car, and half gasped: "My husband!"
17. Of course I had been anxious to see Douglas van Tuiver. I had heard Claire Lepage"s account of him, and Sylvia"s, also I had seen pictures of him in the newspapers, and had studied them with some care, trying to imagine what sort of personage he might be. I knew that he was twenty-four, but the man who came towards us I would have taken to be forty. His face was sombre, with large features and strongly marked lines about the mouth; he was tall and thin, and moved with decision, betraying no emotion even in this moment of surprise. "What are you doing here?" were his first words.
For my part, I was badly "rattled"; I knew by the clutch of Sylvia"s hand that she was too. But here I got a lesson in the nature of "social training." Some of the bright colour had faded from her face, but she spoke with the utmost coolness, the words coming naturally and simply: "We can"t get through the crowd." And at the same time she looked about her, as much as to say: "You can see for yourself." (One of the maxims of Lady Dee had set forth that a lady never told a lie if she could avoid it.)
Sylvia"s husband looked about, saying: "Why don"t you call an officer?"
He started to follow his own suggestion, and I thought then that my friend would miss her meeting. But she had more nerve than I imagined.
"No," she said. "Please don"t."
"Why not?" Still there was no emotion in the cold, grey eyes.
"Because--I think there"s something going on."
"What of that?"
"I"m not in a hurry, and I"d like to see."
He stood for a moment looking at the crowd. Mrs. Frothingham had come forward, evidently intending to speak. "What is this, Ferris?" he demanded of the chauffeur.
"I"m not sure, sir," said the man. "I think it"s a Socialist meeting."
(He was, of course, not missing the little comedy. I wondered what he thought!)
"A Socialist meeting?" said van Tuiver; then, to his wife: "You don"t want to stay for that!"
Again Sylvia astonished me. "I"d like to very much," she answered simply.
He made no reply. I saw him stare at her, and then I saw his glance take me in. I sat in a corner as inconspicuous as I could make myself.
I wondered whether I was a sempstress or a tutor, and whether either of these functionaries were introduced, and whether they shook hands or not.
Mrs. Frothingham had taken her stand at the base of Washington"s statue.
Had she by any chance identified the tall and immaculate gentleman who stood beside the automobile? Before she had said three sentences I made sure that she had done so, and I was appalled at her audacity.
"Fellow citizens," she began--"fellow-buccaneers of Wall Street." And when the mild laughter had subsided: "What I have to say is going to be addressed to one individual among you--the American millionaire.
I a.s.sume there is one present--if no actual millionaire, then surely several who are destined to be, and not less than a thousand who aspire to be. So hear me, Mr. Millionaire," this with a smile, which gave you a sense of a reserve fund of energy and good humour. She had the crowd with her from the start--all but one. I stole a glance at the millionaire, and saw that he was not smiling.
"Won"t you get in?" asked his wife, and he answered coldly: "No, I"ll wait till you"ve had enough."
"Last summer I had a curious experience," said the speaker. "I was a guest at a tennis match, played upon the grounds of a State insane-asylum, the players being the doctors of the inst.i.tution. Here, on a beautiful sunshiny afternoon, were ladies and gentlemen clad in festive white, enjoying a holiday, while in the background stood a frowning building with iron-barred gates and windows, from which one heard now and then the howlings of the maniacs. Some of the less fortunate of these victims of fate had been let loose, and while we played tennis, they chased the b.a.l.l.s. All afternoon, while I sipped tea and chatted and watched the games, I said to myself: "Here is the most perfect simile of our civilization that has ever come to me. Some people wear white and play tennis all day, while other people chase the b.a.l.l.s, or howl in dungeons in the background!" And that is the problem I wish to put before my American millionaire--the problem of what I will call our lunatic-asylum stage of civilization. Mind you, this condition is all very well so long as we can say that the lunatics are incurable--that there is nothing we can do but shut our ears to their howling, and go ahead with our tennis. But suppose the idea were to dawn upon us that it is only because we played tennis all day that the lunatic-asylum is crowded, then might not the howls grow unendurable to us, and the game lose its charm?"
Stealing glances about me, I saw that several people were watching the forty-or-fifty-times-over millionaire; they had evidently recognised him, and were enjoying the joke. "Haven"t you had enough of this?" he suddenly demanded of his wife, and she answered, guilelessly: "No, let"s wait. I"m interested."
"Now, listen to me, Mr. American Millionaire," the speaker was continuing. "You are the one who plays tennis, and we, who chase the b.a.l.l.s for you--we are the lunatics. And my purpose to-day is to prove to you that it is only because you play tennis all day that we have to chase b.a.l.l.s all the day, and to tell you that some time soon we are going to cease to be lunatics, and that then you will have to chase your own b.a.l.l.s! And don"t, in your amus.e.m.e.nt over this ill.u.s.tration, lose sight of the serious nature of what I am talking about--the horrible economic lunacy which is known as poverty, and which is responsible for most of the evils we have in this world to-day--for crime and prost.i.tution, suicide, insanity and war. My purpose is to show you, not by any guess of mine, or any appeals to your faith, but by cold business facts which can be understood in Wall Street, that this economic lunacy is one which can be cured; that we have the remedy in our hands, and lack nothing but the intelligence to apply it."
18. I do not want to bore you with a Socialist speech. I only want to give you an idea of the trap into which Mr. Douglas van Tuiver had been drawn. He stood there, rigidly aloof while the speaker went on to explain the basic facts of wealth-production in modern society. She quoted from Kropotkin: ""Fields, Factories and Work-shops," on sale at this meeting for a quarter!"--showing how by modern intensive farming--no matter of theory, but methods which were in commercial use in hundreds of places--it would be possible to feed the entire population of the globe from the soil of the British Isles alone. She showed by the bulletins of the United States Government how the machine process had increased the productive power of the individual labourer ten, twenty, a hundred fold. So vast was man"s power of producing wealth today, and yet the labourer lived in dire want just as in the days of crude hand-industry!
So she came back to her millionaire, upon whom this evil rested. He was the master of the machine for whose profit the labourer had to produce.
He could only employ the labourer to produce what could be sold at a profit; and so the stream of prosperity was choked at its source. "It is you, Mr. Millionaire, who are to blame for poverty; it is because so many millions of dollars must be paid to you in profits that so many millions of men must live in want. In other words, precisely as I declared at the outset, it is your playing tennis which is responsible for the lunatics chasing the b.a.l.l.s!"
I wish that I might give some sense of the speaker"s mastery of this situation, the extent to which she had communicated her good-humour to the crowd. You heard ripple after ripple of laughter, you saw everywhere about you eager faces, following every turn of the argument. No one could resist the contagion of interest--save only the American millionaire! He stood impa.s.sive, never once smiling, never once betraying a trace of feeling. Venturing to watch him more closely, however, I could see the stern lines deepening about his mouth, and his long, lean face growing more set.
The speaker had outlined the remedy--a change from the system of production for profit to one of production for use. She went on to explain how the change was coming; the lunatic cla.s.ses were beginning to doubt the divine nature of the rules of the asylum, and they were preparing to mutiny, and take possession of the place. And here I saw that Sylvia"s husband had reached his limit. He turned to her: "Haven"t you had enough of this?"
"Why, no," she began. "If you don"t mind--"
"I do mind very much," he said, abruptly. "I think you are committing a breach of taste to stay here, and I would be greatly obliged if you would leave."
And without really waiting for Sylvia"s reply, he directed, "Back out of here, Ferris."
The chauffeur cranked up, and sounded his horn--which naturally had the effect of disturbing the meeting. People supposed we were going to try to get through the crowd ahead--and there was no place where anyone could move. But van Tuiver went to the rear of the car, saying, in a voice of quiet authority: "A little room here, please." And so, foot by foot, we backed away from the meeting, and when we had got clear of the throng, the master of the car stepped in, and we turned and made our way down Broad Street.
And now I was to get a lesson in the aristocratic ideal. Of course van Tuiver was angry; I believe he even suspected his wife of having known of the meeting. I supposed he would ask some questions; I supposed that at least he would express his opinion of the speech, his disgust that a woman of education should make such a spectacle of herself. Such husbands as I had been familiar with had never hesitated to vent their feelings under such circ.u.mstances. But from Douglas van Tuiver there came--not a word! He sat, perfectly straight, staring before him, like a sphinx; and Sylvia, after one or two swift glances at him, began to gossip cheerfully about her plans for the day-nursery for working-women!
So for a few blocks, until suddenly she leaned forward. "Stop here, Ferris." And then, turning to me, "Here is the American Trust Company."
"The American Trust Company?" I echoed, in my dumb stupidity.
"Yes--that is where the check is payable," said Sylvia, and gave me a pinch.
And so I comprehended, and gathered up my belongings and got out. She shook my hand warmly, and her husband raised his hat in a very formal salute, after which the car sped on up the street. I stood staring after it, in somewhat the state of mind of any humble rustic who may have been present when Elijah was borne into the heavens by the chariot of fire!
19. Sylvia had been something less than polite to me; and so I had not been home more than an hour before there came a messenger-boy with a note. By way of rea.s.suring her, I promised to come to see her the next morning; and when I did, and saw her lovely face so full of concern, I forgot entirely her worldly greatness, and did what I had longed to do from the beginning--put my arms about her and kissed her.
"My dear girl," I protested, "I don"t want to be a burden in your life--I want to help you!""