sarutobi blank out a moment and finally says something"WHAT?!!" thinks again if he ever f.u.c.ked anyone and no one he says again "I ONLY HAVE s.e.x WITH 1 WOMAN!!"sarutobi can"t help but curse.sarutobi almost pa.s.sed out,because of jushiros shenanigans and keeps talking about f.u.c.k that f.u.c.k this,having many child. Till, jushiro says that he really don"t know anything, and saying again maybe he"s his son or whatnot.
Sarutobi who keeps hearing this can"t take it anymore so, he just tell kakashi to let this mother f.u.c.king boy stay in konoha for a while. Coz he doesn"t know what will happen if he said, he can"t stay in konoha
sarutobi"kakashi, take him to the outskirts of the village. this mother f.u.c.king boy, I can"t take it his bulls.h.i.t. this f.u.c.king kids mouth is full of bull c.r.a.p! I cant take this kind of job"*keeps pulling his beard out w/ bulging viens* (because he"s too stressed out)
kakashi"as you command hokage-sama"(hokage/sarutobi whatever)
Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click for visiting.
sarutobi" ohh.. put you"re guard on that kid, we don"t know what he"s capable of yet. also, a.s.sign 10 anbus on that f.u.c.king kid.(he can"t help but be f.u.c.king mad with the kid)
jushiro who was waiting outside the door can"t stop laughing he was having his time imagining the face of sarutobi the old fox "hahahaha that f.u.c.king old fox, that f.u.c.king face that keeps changing*laugh to his hearts content* 2minutes later.. "haaa.. that was kind of thrilling~ what will I do first once I"m in. hmmm~ well whatever. let"s just have fun!"
jushiro:*slaps forehead* ohh.. right! I almost forgot my beloved system!! it"s all that"s r.e.t.a.r.ded old farts fault, that I almost forgot I have a system! *gnash teeth* (he"s angry of sarutobi even though its his own fault)
Sarutobi that"s all kakashi you may take your leave." yes hokage-sama kakashi leaves. "haa chu!*sarutobi sneezes* is someone talking about me?? well.. maybe that was my wife.*trembles* I think I need to tell her about this jushiro kid, or I will meet my end.
jushiro: system, show me my missions/tasks anything that let me earn system points. Ohh.. also Skip the tutorial thingy. (is there something like that?? IDK.)
[Missions:
1) Gain permission to stay in konoha 5,000 sp.(sp=system points)
2) Kill Danzo 10,000 sp
3) Flirt with Tsunade 7,000 sp
4) aquire sage mode 15,000
5).. ..
6)...
Host can kill beast to gain sp points.
low tier beast= 100sp
mid tier beast= 500sp
high tier beast= 1,000sp]
jushiro sees the missions and tasks, he agape at what he saw, several seconds later." the h.e.l.l!!?? you f.u.c.king b.i.t.c.h! flirt with tusnade 7k sp point!!?? She"s already f.u.c.king old bro!! what"s with this system!! and also, she only amounts to 7k sp!!??? she"s going to be the next in line successor of sarutobi, and she"s also freakin strong herself!! also she has huge t.i.ts!! huge t.i.ts meeen!! I say it HUGE t.i.tS!! WHY WHY.. *keeps murmuring things*(jushiro keeps cursing and complaining, for the system has evaluated as tsunade to be 7,000 points only)
kakashi opens the door to get jushiro, to only see him down like he has lost something. when he gets closer .. . he hears him murmuring about huge t.i.ts and saying why 7 thousand sp only. kakashi who hears him can"t help but think that jushiro has a brain problem.
kakashi taps jushiro behind"hey kid! what nonsense are you talking about?" jushiro was brought out from his thoughts"THE f.u.c.k!! don"t just appear behind me like that! you almost scared me! (he was already scared though)
kakashi"well sorry kid, and play times over. hokage-sama has let you stay for a while in konoha. I will take you to your temporary home its located in the outskirts" jushiro who heared him felt delighted, since he can stay in konoha.(he forgot he completed a mission what a noob)