Taking On The Magical World

From what I could gather, the twins have set off a dungbomb right at Filch, as he was making his way to his office.

Filch started to chase them throughout the whole school. All around the school"s hallways, you could see an enraged, foul-smelling Filch chasing two students with a broom like an angry shrew. To make matters even worse, Peeves saw the commotion that was going on and decided to join in on the fun. He started to drop water balloons on top of Filch"s head, he pelted Filch with chalk, and he even pulled the rugs right from under him.

Finally, Professor McGonagall showed up and put an end to all the mayhem.

The damage was done, all the students got to see a wet, bruised, smelly, chalked full, caretaker. He also had a swollen red nose that was from Peeves when he snuck up on to him while he was invisible, and then he grabbed Filch"s nose and screamed, "GOT YOUR CONK!"

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"So, what is your punishment going to be?" I asked the twins who were seated in front of me. Right now, we are in our dorm room on top of Fred"s bed. There are just so many people who wanted to congratulate and speak to the twins, downstairs in the common room.

"It is not that bad. We will just be having detention for the rest of the year with Filch." Answered Fred as he shrugged his shoulder nonchalantly.

I looked at them with pity plastered onto my face and said. "Filch is going to make sure that he makes you guys suffer, you know that right?"

They look at me like I am was a fool. George speaks up and say. "What can he do, Professor Dumbledore does not allow pain to be inflicted on to students at Hogwarts, so besides some light work, what else can he do."

I shake my head, the phrase "ignorance is bliss" really sums up their situation, I think to myself.

They twins shake my awake from my reverie with their incessant chattering. "What were you able to find in Filch"s office?" They both ask at the same time with starlight in their eyes.

"Calm down!" I say to them and gesture with my hand for them to settle down.

"You have no idea what I have gone through to get these items from Filch"s office!" I say with a sigh.

They both look at me in disbelief and snort. Fred speaks up in a sarcastic tone. "Come on man, all you did was sneak in and out of Filch"s office. We on the other hand," He points at himself and his twin. "Were chased throughout the whole school!"

f.u.c.k this daddy, here was in a life or death battle.

I angrily show them the scar that the vile cat gave me. It was three cat scratches that ran down my left hip. When the twins saw the cat scratches, they loudly gasped and asked me what happened.

I puff up myself and retell what happened yesterday.

It was a great tale, though I might have muddled some of the facts, but who cares when you have a story about an epic cat brawled, because really, who here can say that they have been in an actual cat fight.

After I finish telling my epic sage to the twins, which now that I really think about it, it should be written and published as a novel. I don"t know maybe something with a cat in the t.i.tle. Cat Tales! Cat Brawl! Eh! Whatever I will find a ghostwriter some other time. (author: Is he talking about me?)

Anyways even after I finished my telling my story, the twins are still astonished, shocked, and outraged. Finally, Fred spoke up first. "Man, we need to do something about that cat!" George nods his head to that.

I disregard it. "We will get that cat when the time is right. Now then let get back to the treasures, I have stolen from Filch"s office."

At that, the twins settled down and stared at me expectantly, so that I could hurry up with taking out the items from Filch"s office.

I slowly take out all the items I stole from Filch"s office so that I could build up the atmosphere. One by one, I take out the items from my robe. First I take out the marauders map, then the ancient runic lamp, after that the shape-shifting snake chain, next the three aura, inspiring stones, then the mokeskin pouch, after that the caramel colored orb, and finally the eight-sided compa.s.s. I lay all of them right in front of us.

The twins closely survey all the items with enthusiasm. The slowly and carefully look over each and every item, one by one with huge stupid smiles on their faces

Fred looks away from the magical items and asks me. "Do you know what they do?" George also looks away from the items and looks at me waiting for an answer.

I wave my hand in a so-so gesture. "I know what three of them do, but for the rest, I do not have a clue."

"Well hurry up and tell us!" Both of them said.

"Sure, but to be fair, I should have the rights to first pick. I did go through the most danger, and I have a scar to even prove it."

I can see them visibly grit their teeth. "Fine!" they both consent to. I smile happily.

I pick out the shape-shifting snake chain for myself. Why not, this so far is the most dangers object in my eyes. The rest of the items may be as bada.s.s, but I do not know what they can do, so snake chain it is for me.