Taking On The Magical World

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With his large beard trembling and his eyes bloodshot, Professor Dumbledore asked me in a tone which angry is barely being held back. "What did you say you little sinking brat?"

I looked at him with pure innocence plastered on my cute little face, and if you were a pa.s.serby, you would surely think that an old crazy madman is hara.s.sing the adorable little child. But after what you heard the sweet little child said, who you would have fought tooth and nail for, your world view would spin on top of its head.

"Nothing you old foggy!" With a click of my tongue, I added softly under my breath, but still loud enough for Dumbledore to hear me. "It seems like it is true, with age you start to lose your hearing. Well, f.u.c.k me, if I ever turn into an old bat, I would just kill myself!"

"AHH! You s.h.i.tty little brat, come on and fight me to death! I clearly heard what you said, and I am not becoming deaf, you hear me!

You clearly said, "You are nearing your death bed, and you still want to h.o.a.rd your treasures, how stingy can you be?" Didn"t you say that, huh, you little punk?"

"Well isn"t that the truth!" I answered back as I hide what I said behind a fake cough.

I faced him and said, "I am sure that I didn"t say any of that stuff, Professor!"

Do you think I don"t know what you did in the books, you old foggy? All you left behind for Harry, Hermine, and Ron was a Golden Snitch with a practically useless ring. A fancy little toy that can only turn the light off for you, and a children book that everybody knows about. These three were the last hope, the last chance, to defeat your arch-enemy!

Where was all the golden Galleons you had, the powerful magical items, the legendary potion, the useful magical creatures, the ancient spell tomes, and all the other goodies, huh? Are you seriously telling me, the most powerful wizard of the century does not have anything to leave behind, besides three useless items as a Last Will?

"You... you..." I could see that he was struggling to come up with something to say then he started to take deep breaths. After that, he looked at me through his half-moon spectacles with his serene look back on his face and said to me. "Give me the Doxy Queen and head back to your cla.s.ses, NOW!" Oh, now I see that he was just hiding his angry, instead of getting rid of it.

"Fine!" I said as I raised my hands up in surrender. "But is the deal between me and you still going on?"

"Yes, yes! I fill out my end as long as you do yours. Now give me the Doxy Queen and be on your way." Professor Dumbledore said with his hand raised out in front of me, and I could see that he was tired as well. It seemed like the fight with the Doxy swarm took a toll on him even though he is trying his best to hide it, it still is apparent.

Although the old geezer can be a penny pincher sometimes, you know what let me correct myself. He is a penny pincher all the times from what I saw of him right now. But he still has the good of everyone at heart, and I respect him and admire him for that.

"Here you go," I said to Professor Dumbledore as I grabbed the Doxy Queen, who was on my shoulder and held her out to Professor Dumbledore.

The Doxy started yelping as soon as I held her out. "Oh, I forget. Are you going to give her a home?" The Doxy Queen nodded her head along as I asked my question to the Professor.

Professor Dumbledore who now does seem wearier for the weather said hastily. "Yes, I plan on letting her live in the Forbidden Forest."

"What!" I shouted and swiftly added, "That place is filled with all sorts of highly dangerous magical creatures; like Trolls, Acromantulas, Thestrals, Centaurs, Dragons, Werewolves, Wampus cats, Lethifolds, Quintapeds, Chimaeras, Manticores, Runespoors, Thunderbirds, Yetis, Giants...."

Professor Dumbledore held out his hand for me to stop, but when he saw that I still continuing, he started to yell for me to cease with my chattering. "Wow... just stop there! Many of the magical creatures that you just named right do not even live in the European continent, so you can forget about them living in the Forbidden Forest."

I wagged my index finger at him, "No, I am sure that many of them do live in the forest. How else could the place become a crazy slaughterhouse, if there wasn"t dozen of diffrent species of dangerous magical creatures?

Also on that note, I am pretty sure that I saw a Giant bulldozing through the Forbidden Forest a week or two back, from one of the towers."

Dumbledore sighed in exasperation and then said, "Mr. Lovegood the Giants live in the remote mountainous region of Northern Europe not here in the Forbidden Forest."

I placed my hand on his elbow since I couldn"t reach his shoulder and patted him there, then added with a smile. "If they aren"t in the Forbidden Forest now, I am sure Hagrid will place them there someday."

Professor Dumbledore raised his hands up in order to try to pacify. "Look, the Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts knows the rules and will not let in dangerous magical creatures."

I stare at the guy as I thought to myself, who the h.e.l.l are you kidding! The Professor didn"t heed my looks at him at all and continued to talk on. "There is also no way that I am going to let it live in some sort of closet here in the school. It is too much of a risk to not only just the students and staff members but the castle itself."

I immediately stopped giving him the stink eye when I heard the last part of his sentence.