"What! you would have me make up a court of your actors?"
"Yes, your Highness, and you could not do better. Observe that my actors are accustomed to play all manner of parts, and that they will be perfectly at their ease when performing those of n.o.blemen and high officials. I answer for their talent, discretion, and probity. As soon as your ill.u.s.trious guests have departed, and you no longer need their services, they shall resign their posts. Bear in mind that you have no other alternative. Time is short, danger at your door, hesitation is destruction."
"But, if such a trick were discovered!----"
"A mere supposition, a chimerical fear. On the other hand, if you do not run the risk I propose, your ruin is certain."
The Grand Duke was easily persuaded. Careless and easy-going, he yet was not wanting in determination, nor in a certain love of hazardous enterprises. He remembered that fortune is said to favour the bold, and his desperate position increased his courage. With joyful intrepidity he accepted and adopted Balthasar"s scheme.
"Bravo!" cried the manager; "you shall have no cause to repent. You behold in me a sample of your future courtiers; and since honours and dignities are to be distributed, it is with me, if you please, that we will begin. In this request I act up to the spirit of my part. A courtier should always be asking for something, should lose no opportunity, and should profit by his rivals" absence to obtain the best place. I entreat your Highness to have the goodness to name me prime minister."
"Granted!" gaily replied the prince. "Your Excellency may immediately enter upon your functions."
"My Excellency will not fail to do so, and begins by requesting your signature to a few decrees I am about to draw up. But in the first place, your Highness must be so good as to answer two or three questions, that I may understand the position of affairs. A new-comer in a country, and a novice in a minister"s office, has need of instruction.
If it became necessary to enforce your commands, have you the means of so doing?"
"Undoubtedly."
"Your Highness has soldiers?"
"A regiment."
"How many men?"
"One hundred and twenty, besides the musicians."
"Are they obedient, devoted?"
"Pa.s.sive obedience, unbounded devotion; soldiers and officers would die for me to the last man."
"It is their duty. Another question: Have you a prison in your dominions?"
"Certainly."
"I mean a good prison, strong and well-guarded, with thick walls, solid bars, stern and incorruptible jailors?"
"I have every reason to believe that the Castle of Zwingenberg combines all those requisites. The fact is, I have made very little use of it; but it was built by a man who understood such matters--by my father"s great-grandfather, Rudolph the Inflexible."
"A fine surname for a sovereign! Your Inflexible ancestor, I am very sure, never lacked either cash or courtiers. Your Highness has perhaps done wrong to leave the state-prison untenanted. A prison requires to be inhabited, like any other building; and the first act of the authority with which you have been pleased to invest me, will be a salutary measure of incarceration. I presume the Castle of Zwingenberg will accommodate a score of prisoners?"
"What! you are going to imprison twenty persons?"
"More or less. I do not yet know the exact number of the persons who composed your late court. They it is whom I propose lodging within the lofty walls constructed by the Inflexible Rudolph. The measure is indispensable."
"But it is illegal!"
"I crave your Highness"s pardon; you use a word I do not understand. It seems to me that, in every good German government, that which is absolutely necessary is necessarily legal. That is my policy. Moreover, as prime minister, I am responsible. What would you have more? It is plain that, if we leave your courtiers their liberty, it will be impossible to perform our comedy; they will betray us. Therefore the welfare of the state imperatively demands their imprisonment. Besides, you yourself have said that they are traitors, and therefore they deserve punishment. For your own safety"s sake, for the success of your project--which will insure the happiness of your subjects--write the names, sign the order, and inflict upon the deserters the lenient chastis.e.m.e.nt of a week"s captivity."
The Grand Duke wrote the names and signed several orders, which were forthwith intrusted to the most active and determined officers of the regiment, with instructions to make the arrests at once, and to take their prisoners to the Castle of Zwingenberg, at three quarters of a league from Karlstadt.
"All that now remains to be done is to send for your new court," said Balthasar. "Has your Highness carriages?"
"Certainly! a berlin, a barouche, and a cabriolet."
"And horses?"
"Six draught and two saddle."
"I take the barouche, the berlin, and four horses; I go to Krusthal, put my actors up to their parts, and bring them here this evening. We instal ourselves in the palace, and shall be at once at your Highness"s orders."
"Very good; but, before going, write an answer to Baron Pippinstir, who asks an audience."
"Two lines, very dry and official, putting him off till to-morrow. We must be under arms to receive him.... Here is the note written, but how shall I sign it? The name of Balthasar is not very suitable to a German Excellency."
"True, you must have another name, and a t.i.tle; I create you Count Lipandorf."
"Thanks, your Highness. I will bear the t.i.tle n.o.bly, and restore it to you faithfully, with my seals of office, when the comedy is played out."
Count Lipandorf signed the letter, which Sigismund was ordered to take to Baron Pippinstir; then he started for Krusthal.
Next morning, the Grand Duke Leopold held a levee, which was attended by all the officers of his new court. And as soon as he was dressed he received the ladies with infinite grace and affability.
Ladies and officers were attired in their most elegant theatrical costumes; the Grand Duke appeared greatly satisfied with their bearing and manners. The first compliments over, there came a general distribution of t.i.tles and offices.
The lover, Florival, was appointed aide-de-camp to the Grand Duke, colonel of hussars, and Count Reinsburg.
Rigolet, the low comedian, was named grand chamberlain, and Baron Fidibus.
Similor, who performed the valets, was master of the horse and Baron k.o.c.kemburg.
Anselmo, walking gentleman, was promoted to be gentleman in waiting and Chevalier Grillenfanger.
The leader of the band, Lebel, was appointed superintendant of the music and amus.e.m.e.nts of the court, with the t.i.tle of Chevalier Arpeggio.
The prima donna, Miss Delia, was created Countess of Rosenthal, an interesting orphan, whose dowry was to be the hereditary office of first lady of honour to the future Grand d.u.c.h.ess.
Miss Foligny, the singing chambermaid, was appointed widow of a general and Baroness Allenzau.
Miss Alice, walking lady, became Miss Fidibus, daughter of the chamberlain, and a rich heiress.
Finally, the duenna, Madame Pastorale, was called to the responsible station of mistress of the robes and governess of the maids of honour, under the imposing t.i.tle of Baroness Schicklick.
The new dignitaries received decorations in proportion to their rank.
Count Balthasar von Lipandorf, prime minister, had two stars and three grand crosses. The aide-de-camp, Florival von Reinsberg, fastened five crosses upon the breast of his hussar jacket.
The parts duly distributed and learned, there was a rehearsal, which went off excellently well. The Grand Duke deigned to superintend the getting up of the piece, and to give the actors a few useful hints.
Prince Maximilian of Hanau and his august sister were expected that evening. Time was precious. Pending their arrival, and by way of practising his court, the Grand Duke gave audience to the amba.s.sador from Saxe-Tolpelhausen.