"That Brooks is the very--but, there, it can"t be helped to-night, Sam, at all events," said Bolton, rather ashamed that the defects of his parochial administration should be exposed, as it were, to the enemy. "I must speak to him about it myself."
"I clapped a couple of sods over it as well as I could, sir," said the persevering Sam; "and I don"t think much wet can come in to hurt, like.
Will this gentleman "ficiate to-morrow?" (this was in a loud confidential whisper) ""cause the t"other surplice an"t--"
"Don"t bother now--there"s a good fellow," said Harry, considerably annoyed, as he shut the door in the face of his astonished subordinate, who was generally privileged to gossip as much as he pleased. He covered his embarra.s.sment by showing his visitor at once to his room, and then sat down to complete his own preparations for the next day"s duties.
The rain was as busily falling in the morning as if it had only just begun, instead of having been at it all night. Harry had been more than usually scrupulous in his dress; but when they met at the breakfast-table, his guest"s clerical _tout ensemble_ beat him hollow.
After a rather silent meal, in which both, as if by tacit consent, avoided all allusion to subjects connected with the day and its duties, Bolton mustered his courage, as they rose from table, to say--"My service is at eleven, and I shall have rather a wet walk; you, perhaps, are not disposed to accompany me?"
"By all means," said the stranger, bowing; "I am quite ready;--is it time to set out?" And in a few minutes they were picking their way, side by side, down the little miry lane.
The church, it must be confessed, was not a comely edifice. Its architectural pretensions must originally have been of the humblest order; and now, damp and dilapidated, it was one of the many which, in those days, were a disgrace to any Christian community. There was the hole in the roof, immediately over the curate"s head, imperfectly stopped by Sam"s extempore repairs; and very wretched and comfortless did the few who composed the congregation look, as they came dripping in, and dispersed themselves among the crumbling pews. The service proceeded, and none showed such reverent attention as the stranger; and being placed in the rectorial pew, immediately opposite the clerk, the distinct though subdued tone of his responses was so audible, and so disturbed that functionary (who had that part of the service usually pretty much to himself, and had come to consider it as in some sort his exclusive privilege), that he made some terrible blunders in the hard verses in the Psalms, and occasionally looked round upon his rival, on these latter occasions especially, with unmistakable indignation.
The service concluded, Bolton found his guest awaiting him in the porch; and some ten minutes" sharp walking, with few remarks, except in admiration of the pertinacity of the rain, brought them home again to the cottage. A plain early dinner was discussed: there was no afternoon service; and the curate had just stepped into his kitchen to listen to some pet.i.tion from a parishioner, when the stranger took the opportunity of retiring to his own apartment, and did not reappear until summoned to tea.
Bolton"s visit to the kitchen had interrupted a most animated debate.
In that lower house of his little commonwealth the new arrival had been a fruitful topic of discussion. The speakers were three: Molly, Sam, and Binns the wheelwright, who had looked in, as he said, on a little business with the parson. Molly, as has been said, was a rigid churchwoman. Her notions of her duty in that capacity might not have been unexceptionable, but they were, so far as the Sunday went, as follows: Church in the morning and afternoon, if practicable; as much reading as her eyes--not quite what they used to be--could comfortably manage; pudding for dinner, and tea and gossip in the evening. If fine, a walk would have come among the day"s arrangements; but with the rain coming down as it did, and after having rather puzzled herself with a sermon upon the origin of evil, the sudden, and in a degree mysterious, visit of a strange gentleman--where visitors of any kind were so rare--became invaluable as a topic of interesting--for aught we know, of profitable--discourse. Sam Shears dined with her always on this day, and was allowed, not without scruples, to have his pipe in the chimney-corner; in consideration of which indulgence, he felt it his duty to make himself as agreeable as possible; and inasmuch as his stock-stories respecting enormous perch caught, or gifted starlings educated by him, Samuel Shears, had long ceased to interest--indeed had never much interested--his fair listener here, though they still went down, with variations, at the Crown and Thistle, he was reduced very often, in the absence of anything of modern interest stirring in the neighbouring town of S----, to keep up his credit as a "rare good companion," by entering into politics--for which study, next to divinity, Molly had a decided taste--talking about reforms and revolutions in a manner that Molly declared made her "creep," and varying this pleasurable excitement by gloomy forebodings with regard to"Rooshia and Prooshia."
On this particular evening, however, the subject of debate was of a domestic nature, and Molly and the clerk had taken opposite sides: Binns arriving opportunely to be appealed to by both, and being a man of few words, who shook his head with great gravity, and usually gave a nod of encouragement to the last speaker. Molly, after her first indignation at the intrusion of a wet stranger, without notice, at ten o"clock of a Sat.u.r.day night, had been so softened by the courteous address and bearing of the enemy, that she had gradually admitted him at least to a neutrality; and when Sam Shears had in confidence hinted that he "hadn"t quite made up his mind about un," her woman"s kindness of heart, or her spirit of contradiction, rushed forth as to the rescue of a friend.
"I wonder at you, Sam," said she; "you"ve had heddication enough to know a gentleman when you sees him; and you"d ought to have more respect for the cloth."
"Cloth! There now," replied Sam, "that"s just it; I an"t so sure about his cloth, as you call it."
"Why, what ever do you mean, Sam Shears?"
"I mean," rejoined Sam, boldly, though he felt that Molly"s fiercest glance was upon him, and almost choked himself in the endeavour to hide himself in a cloud of his own creating--"I mean, I don"t think as he"s a regular parson. If he had been, you see, he"d have took some of the duty. Besides," continued the official, rea.s.sured by Binns" respectful attention, "we had a little talk while we was a-waiting for master after church--I offered him a humbereller, you see--and I just asked whereabouts his church was, and he looked queerish at me, and said he hadn"t no church, not exactly; and then I begged his pardon, and said I thought he was a clergyman; and he said, so he was, but somehow he seemed to put me off, as it might be." Binns nodded.
"To be sure," said Molly; "and "twas like your manners, Sam, to go questioning of him in that way."
"Bless you, I was as civil as could be; however, I say again, I "as my doubts: he"d a quakerish-looking coat too, such as I never see"d on a regular college parson. He"s the very moral of a new Irvingite preacher."
"And what"s their doctrines, Sam?" asked Molly, whose theological curiosity was irresistibly excited.
"Why," said the clerk, after a puff or two to collect his thoughts, "they believes in transmigration."
Binns made a gesture of awe and abjuration.
"Stuff!" said Molly, "that"s popery: nor you don"t suppose, Sam, that master would have anybody of that sort in his house--eh, Mr Binns?"
The benefit of that gentleman"s opinion was lost to both parties, for it was at that juncture "master" himself entered, and having discussed his communication, which related to a sick wife, bid him call again in the morning, and the wheelwright took his leave.
"And now, Shears," said the curate, "(don"t put your pipe behind you, man; do you suppose I have not smelt it this half-hour--I wish you would buy better tobacco)--you must be off to S---- to-morrow at daylight, and order a chaise to be here, for this gentleman, by nine o"clock at the latest. Do you understand, now?"
"Yes, sir, yes. I"ll be sure to go. And what name shall I say, sir?"
"Name, eh! oh, it doesn"t matter. Say for me, of course. And look here: there will be five shillings for you if the chaise is here in time. Ay, you may well make a bow; I told the gentleman it was too much for you."
"I"m very much obliged to you both," said Sam, slily, "I"m sure, sir; I"ll be off at c.o.c.k-crow."
"There, Sam Shears," said Molly, as soon as they had the kitchen to themselves again, "did you ever hear of one of your new what-d"ye-call-ums ordering a chaise to go ranting about in, I should like to know? What have you got to say now?"
"I say," said Sam, "as he"s a gentleman, and no mistake."
The evening pa.s.sed away very quietly in the little parlour. The favourable impression made upon Bolton by his guest"s manners and conversation was certainly deepened by their further intercourse: but the position seemed felt by both parties to be an awkward one; and when his departure early on the following morning was proposed, Bolton of course made no effort to detain him. Both employed most of the evening in reading; and one or two remarks made by the stranger, as he made his selection from the curate"s library, proved at least his acquaintance with the works which it contained, though nothing escaped him, as he wiped the dust from some of Harry"s presentation volumes, which could indicate either his agreement or disagreement with the sound divines he was handling, and his clever criticisms were rather those of the bibliographer than the theologian. At last he seemed to bury himself in a volume of old South, and carried it off with him early to his chamber.
The morning came, and eight o"clock brought breakfast, and half-past eight the chaise, with Sam Shears fast asleep inside of it. The curate and his guest parted with mutual good-will, and with a short but warm acknowledgment, on the part of the latter, of the hospitality he had received. Sam was not forgotten; he received the promised gratuity with many bows, and did not put his hat on again until the chaise had fairly turned the corner.
"Uncommon nice gentleman that, sir, to be sure," said he to his master, with whom he seldom missed the chance of a little conversation, if he could help it--and Bolton was generally good-natured enough to indulge him--"uncommon nice gentleman; what a thousand pities it is he should be a Methody!"
"A _what_!" inquired the curate, turning round upon him in ludicrous dismay.
"A Methody preacher, sir," said Sam, boldly; for Harry"s countenance quite confirmed his suspicions. "Oh! I know all about it, sir; but it ain"t of no account with me, sir, you know, not none whatever,"--and he redoubled his negatives with a confidential mysteriousness which made Harry inclined to kick him. "I met Joe Haines, as drives the Regulator, this morning, and he asked me very particular about you, you see, sir, and how you got home o" Sat.u.r.day night; and then I told him as how this gentleman came with you; and when he heard as he"d been staying here all day yesterday, how he did laugh, to be sure; and then he told me----"
"I"ll tell you something, Sam, too. You had much better mind your own business, and not trouble yourself to talk to Joe Haines, or anybody else, about what goes on in my house."
There was no mistaking the fact that his master was angry; and as such a thing had very seldom happened within Sam"s experience, it was a result of which he stood considerably in awe; and he hastened, with some confusion, to apologise, and to resume his praises of the "very nice gentleman, whatever he was,"--"And as you say, sir, that"s no business of mine: I"m sure I should be most happy to wait upon him at any time, sir----"
But Bolton had retired, and shut the door of his little sitting-room in an unmistakable manner. So Sam was obliged to soliloquise the rest of his apologies, which began to be very sincere, as he consoled himself by gazing at the two half-crowns which had come into his possession so easily. "Of course; if so be as he"s a gentleman, what matters? That"s what I say: that"s what I said to master: that"s what I said to Molly:--hallo! hey?--if this here half-crown ain"t a smasher!"
"Twas too true: it rung upon the flag-stone like an unadulterated piece of lead.
"What"s the matter now, Sam?" said Mrs Molly who heard the sound, and met his blank face in the pa.s.sage.
"I told you what he was," said Sam--"look here!" Molly examined the unfortunate coin with every wish to give it the benefit of a doubt, but was obliged finally to p.r.o.nounce against it. She had to listen, also, to the story which Sam had heard from Joe Haines; and though she clung pertinaciously to her previously-formed conclusions in the stranger"s favour, Sam had now decidedly the best of the argument, which he clinched at last with what he considered an unanswerable proposition--"If you says as he"s a parson and a gentleman, will you give me two-and-sixpence for this here half-crown?"
Weeks pa.s.sed on, and other events wore out the interest of the stranger"s visit, even in those dull localities. Binns" wife had a baby; and another piece of the church roof fell in, and nearly carried Brooks the churchwarden with it, as he was mounted on a ladder estimating its repairs--for there was an archdeacon"s visitation coming on, and not even the vulcanised conscience of a parish functionary could be brought to p.r.o.nounce, on oath, its present state of repair to be good and sufficient. And Harry received an invitation to dine with the said archdeacon, who was a good kind of man on the whole--that is, his good qualities would not very well bear taking to pieces--but he rather patronised the younger clergy in his neighbourhood, provided that they were young men of tolerable family, and good address, and not, as he expressed it, _ultra_ in any way. It so happened, that he was almost the only acquaintance that Harry had made in the neighbourhood. He had written to request his interference in enforcing the repair of the church; and as that was a compliment seldom paid to his official dignity, the archdeacon had actually driven over thirteen miles to inspect the place personally; and, arriving quite unexpectedly, had caught the curate just sallying forth equipped for fishing--an art to which he himself occasionally condescended--for even archdeacons do unbend. And very soon ascertaining that there was no tendency to an objectionable _ultra_, of any kind, in our hero, and that he was in fact rather an eligible rear-rank man for a dinner-table, he had made a mental memorandum of the fact, and, in consequence, had twice favoured him with an invitation, which Harry, according to his present humour, had declined. On this occasion, however--as a third refusal would have seemed ungracious--he had determined to go; and, with some compunction at the expense (he had thought nothing at Oxford of a hunter, and a "team" to cover, at about five guineas for the day), he found himself in a hired gig at the archdeacon"s door, a little before the dinner hour on the day appointed. None of the guests were as yet a.s.sembled. His host, however, met him in the drawing-room, and presented him, with considerable cordiality, to his lady and her daughters.
"It was very good indeed of Mr Bolton to come so far to see us," said the archdeacon. "Indeed, I am particularly glad you came to-day,"
continued he, with a sort of pompous kindness, "for I have the bishop staying here, and I wished you to meet him."
Harry was interrupted in his acknowledgments by the entrance of two men of the expected party: the Honourable and Reverend Mr Luttridge, a young man, who eyed his brother curate, on his introduction, with what he intended for a critical and interrogative glance, but which had by no means the effect upon that party which he intended; and another archdeacon, or dean, or some such dignitary, who made Bolton a very low bow indeed; and, turning his back upon him forthwith, began to discourse with the other two upon the business of the last Pet.i.t Sessions. A discussion upon some point of magisterial law was interrupted by a burst of shrill and hearty laughter from the younger of the Misses Archdeacons--a fat merry girl, with whom Harry had struck up an acquaintance instantly--_that_ was a point he never failed in; and although the other two gentlemen looked rather astonished, and turned round again to resume their argument, the father--she was his favourite daughter, and ludicrously like him--was delighted to see her amused, and insisted upon knowing what the fun was between them. Some absurd remark of Harry"s was repeated, as well as her continued merriment would allow her; and the archdeacon, after a preparatory shaking of his sides, had just burst into a stentorian "ha-ha," when the drawing-room door again opened, and the Bishop of F---- was most audibly announced.
Every one tried to look deferential, of course; and the two gentlemen in front of Harry separated, and took open order to receive his lordship.
Everybody recovered their propriety, in fact, in an instant, except Miss Harriet, to whom a bishop was no treat at all--not to be compared with an amusing young curate. She kept her eyes fixed upon Harry Bolton--she thought he was going to faint. Could it be possible?--oh! there was no doubt about it. Schismatic Doctor Bates, or Bishop of F----, there he was!--there was the man he had walked home in the rain with!
Harry"s quondam guest walked forward with an easy grace, which contrasted strikingly with the stiff dignity of his subordinates. He shook hands politely with Mr Luttridge, and returned the greeting of his companion somewhat more warmly. The archdeacon was preparing to introduce Bolton, without noticing his embarra.s.sment, when the bishop antic.i.p.ated the introductory speech by saying, as he held out his hand, "Mr Bolton and I are old friends--may I not say so?"
A man of less self-possession than our friend the curate might have been put quite at his ease by the kind tone and manner, and warm grasp of the hand. "Certainly," was his reply, "your lordship and myself _have_ met under rather different circ.u.mstances."
The archdeacon"s respectable face expressed considerable astonishment, as well it might; and the other two gentlemen began to eye his lordship"s "old friend" with interested and inquisitive glances.
"My dear archdeacon," said the bishop, laughing, "pardon my mystification; this is the friend with whom I spent a day or two on my last visit to this neighbourhood, when you really thought you had lost me altogether; though, if you had told me I was to have the pleasure of meeting him at your table to-day, I might, perhaps, have let you into the secret."
"But, my dear Bolton," said the host--he had dropped the Mr at once, and for ever--"why did you not tell me that you knew his lordship?--eh?"
Harry laughed, and got a little confused again; but the bishop answered the question for him, before he had time to frame an intelligible reply.
"Oh, that"s a long story; but it was no mystery of Mr Bolton"s, be a.s.sured. I am afraid, indeed, it will tell rather better for him than for me; but I promise you the explanation, some day," continued the bishop, good-humouredly, "when we have nothing better to talk about."