""I am so sharp-sighted," he said, "that I"m a dead shot up to the world"s end;" and so he too asked if he might have leave to be one of the ship"s company.
""If you care to come, step in," said Boots.
"Yes, he was willing enough, and so he stepped up into the ship and joined Boots and his comrades.
"So when they had sailed a bit farther, they came on a man who went about hopping on one leg, and on the other he had seven hundred weight.
"What sort of a chap are you?" asked Boots; "and what"s the good of your limping and hopping on one leg, with seven hundred weight on the other?"
""Oh?" said he, "I"m as light as a feather, and if I went on both legs I should be at the world"s end in less than five minutes;" and so he too begged if he might have leave to be one of the ship"s company.
""If you care to come, step in," said Boots.
"Yes, he was willing enough, and he stepped on board to Boots and his comrades."
"So when they had sailed a bit farther, they met a man who stood holding his throat.
""What sort of a chap are you?" asked Boots, "and why in the world do you stand here holding your throat?"
""Oh!" said he, "you must know I have got seven summers and fifteen winters inside me, so I"ve good need to hold my gullet, for if they all slipped out at once they"d freeze the whole world in a trice." That was what he said, and so he begged leave to be with them.
""If you care to come, step in," said Boots. Yes, he was willing enough, and so he too stepped on board the ship to the rest.
"So when they had sailed a good bit farther, they came to the king"s grange. Then Boots strode straight into the king, and said, that the ship was ready out in the courtyard, and now he was come to claim the princess, as the king had given his word.
"But the king wouldn"t hear of it, for Boots did not look very nice; he was grimy and sooty, and the king was loath to give his daughter to such a fellow. So he said he must wait a little, he couldn"t have the princess until they cleared a barn which the king had with three hundred casks of salt meat in it.
""All the same," said the king, "if you can do it by this time to-morrow you shall have her."
""I can but try," said Boots; "I may have leave, perhaps, to take one of my crew with me?"
""Yes, he might have leave to do that, even if he took them all six,"
said the king, for he thought it quite beyond his power though he had six hundred to help him.
"But Boots only took with him the man who ate granite, and was always so sharp set; and so when they came next morning and unlocked the barn, if he hadn"t eaten all the casks, so that there was nothing left but half a dozen spare-ribs, and that was only one for each of his other comrades.
So Boots strode into the king, and said, now the barn was empty, and now he might have the princess.
"Then the king went out to the barn, and empty it was, that was plain enough; but still Boots was so sooty and s.m.u.tty, that the king thought it a shame that such a fellow should have his daughter. So he said he had a cellar full of ale and old wine, three hundred casks of each kind, which he must have drunk out first, and said the king,--
""All the same, if you are man enough to drink them out by this time to-morrow, you shall have her."
""I can but try," said Boots; "but I may have leave perhaps, to take one of my comrades with me."
""With all my heart," said the king, who thought he had so much ale and wine that the whole seven of them would soon get more than their skins could hold.
"But Boots only took with him the man who sucked the tap, and who had such a swallow for ale, and then the king locked them both up in the cellar.
"So he drank cask after cask as long as there were any left, but at last he spared a drop or two, about as much as a quart or two, for each of his comrades. Next morning they unlocked the cellar, and Boots strode off at once to the king, and said he was done with the ale and wine, and now he must have his daughter as he had given his word.
""Ay, ay, but I must first go down into the cellar and see," said the king, for he didn"t believe it. But when he got to the cellar, there was nothing in it but empty casks. But Boots was still black and s.m.u.tty, and the king thought he never could bear to have such a fellow for his son-in-law. So he said, "No," but all the same if he could fetch him water from the world"s end, in ten minutes, for the princess"s tea, he should have both her and half the realm, for he thought that quite out of his power.
""I can but try," said Boots; so he laid hand on him who limped on one leg, with seven hundred weight on the other, and said he must unbuckle the weights and use both his legs as fast as ever he could, for he must have water from the world"s end for the princess"s tea in ten minutes.
"So he took off the weights, and got a pail, and set off and was out of sight in a trice. But time went on and on, for seven lengths and seven breadths, and yet he did not come back. At last there were no more than three minutes left till the time was up, and the king was as pleased as though some one had given him a horse. But just then Boots bawled out to him who heard the gra.s.s grow, and bade him listen and hear what had become of him.
""He has fallen asleep at the well," he said. "I can hear him snoring, and the trolls are combing his hair."
"So Boots called him, who could shoot to the world"s end, and bade him put a bullet into the troll. Yes! he did that, and shot him right in the eye, and the troll set up such a howl that he woke up at once, he that was to fetch the water for tea; and when he got back to the king"s grange, there was still one minute left of the ten.
"Then Boots strode into the king, and said there was the water, and now he must have the princess, there must be no more words about it. But the king thought him just as sooty and s.m.u.tty as before, and did not at all like to have him for a son-in-law. So the king said he had three hundred fathoms of wood, with which he was about to dry corn in the malt-house, and "all the same, if you are man enough to get inside it while I burn up all that fuel, you shall have her, and I will make no more bones about it."
""I can but try," said Boots; "but I must have leave to take one of my crew with me."
""Yes, yes!" said the king, "all six of them if you like;" for he thought it would be warm enough in there for all of them.
"But Boots took with him the man who had fifteen winters and seven summers inside him, and they trudged off to the malt-house at night. But the king had laid the fuel on thick, and there was such a pile burning, it almost melted the stove. Out again they could not come, for they had scarce set foot inside than the king shot the bolt behind them, and hung two padlocks on the door besides. Then Boots said,--
""You"d better slip out six or seven winters at once, so that it may be a nice summer heat."
"Then the heat fell, and they could bear it, but on in the night it began to grow chilly; so Boots said he must make it milder, with two summers, and then they slept till far on next day.
"But when they heard the king rattling at the door outside, Boots said,--
""Now you must let slip two more winters, but lay them so that the last may go full on his face."
"Yes, he did so, and when the king unlocked the malt-house door, and thought to find them lying there burnt to cinders, there they sat shivering and shaking till their teeth chattered, and the man with the fifteen winters let slip the last right into the king"s face, so that it swelled up at once into a big frost-bite.
""MAY I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER NOW?" said Boots.
""Yes, yes! Pray take her and keep her, and half the realm besides,"
said the king, for he couldn"t say "No" any longer.
"So they held the bridal feast, and kept it up and rejoiced and fired off witch shots, and meanwhile they went looking about for charges, and then they took me and gave me porridge in a flask, and milk in a basket, and then they shot me off here to you, that I might tell you all how the wedding went off."
THE TOWN-MOUSE AND THE FELL-MOUSE.
"Once on a time there was a fell-mouse and a town-mouse, and they met on a hill brae, where the fell-mouse sat in a hazel thicket and plucked nuts.
""G.o.d help you, sister," said the town-mouse. "Do I meet my kinsfolk here so far out in the country?"
""Yes! so it is;" said the fell-mouse.
""You gather these nuts and carry them to your house?" said the town-mouse.