His companion stared blankly at the Oriental luxury which met his eye.
"But, I say," he said, "are you sure? This seems to be occupied already."
"Oh, no, that"s all right," said Harrison, airily. "The chap who used to be here left last term. He didn"t know he was going to leave till it was too late to pack up all his things, so he left his study as it was.
All you"ve got to do is to cart the things out into the pa.s.sage and leave them there. The Moke"ll take "em away."
The Moke was the official who combined in a single body the duties of butler and bootboy at Merevale"s House. "Oh, right-ho!" said the unknown, and Harrison left him.
Harrison"s idea was that when Venables returned and found an absolute stranger placidly engaged in wrecking his carefully-tidied study, he would at once, and without making inquiries, fall upon that absolute stranger and blot him off the face of the earth. Afterwards it might possibly come out that he, Harrison, had been not altogether unconnected with the business, and then, he was fain to admit, there might be trouble. But he was a youth who never took overmuch heed for the morrow. Sufficient unto the day was his motto. And, besides, it was distinctly worth risking. The main point, and the one with which alone the House would concern itself, was that he had completely taken in, scored off, and overwhelmed the youth who had done as much by him in the train, and his reputation as one not to be lightly trifled with would be restored to its former brilliance. Anything that might happen between himself and Venables subsequently would be regarded as a purely private matter between man and man, affecting the main point not at all.
About an hour later a small Merevalian informed Harrison that Venables wished to see him in his study. He went. Experience had taught him that when the Head of the House sent for him, it was as a rule as well to humour his whim and go. He was prepared for a good deal, for he had come to the conclusion that it was impossible for him to preserve his incognito in the matter, but he was certainly not prepared for what he saw.
Venables and the stranger were seated in two armchairs, apparently on the very best of terms with one another. And this, in spite of the fact that these two armchairs were the only furniture left in the study. The rest, as he had noted with a grin before he had knocked at the door, was picturesquely scattered about the pa.s.sage.
"Hullo, Harrison," said Venables, "I wanted to see you. There seems to have been a slight mistake somewhere. Did you tell my brother to shift all the furniture out of the study?"
Harrison turned a delicate shade of green.
"Your--er--brother?" he gurgled.
"Yes. I ought to have told you my brother was coming to the Coll. this term. I told the Old Man and Merevale and the rest of the authorities.
Can"t make out why I forgot you. Slipped my mind somehow. However, you seem to have been doing the square thing by him, showing him round and so on. Very good of you."
Harrison smiled feebly. Venables junior grinned. What seemed to Harrison a mystery was how the brothers had managed to arrive at the School at different times. The explanation of which was in reality very simple. The elder Venables had been spending the last week of the holidays with MacArthur, the captain of the St Austin"s Fifteen, the same being a day boy, suspended within a mile of the School.
"But what I can"t make out," went on Venables, relentlessly, "is this furniture business. To the best of my knowledge I didn"t leave suddenly at the end of last term. I"ll ask if you like, to make sure, but I fancy you"ll find you"ve been mistaken. Must have been thinking of someone else. Anyhow, we thought you must know best, so we lugged all the furniture out into the pa.s.sage, and now it appears there"s been a mistake of sorts, and the stuff ought to be inside all the time. So would you mind putting it back again? We"d help you, only we"re going out to the shop to get some tea. You might have it done by the time we get back. Thanks, awfully."
Harrison coughed nervously, and rose to a point of order.
"I was going out to tea, too," he said.
"I"m sorry, but I think you"ll have to scratch the engagement," said Venables.
Harrison made a last effort.
"I"m f.a.gging for Welch this term," he protested.
It was the rule at St Austin"s that every f.a.g had the right to refuse to serve two masters. Otherwise there would have been no peace for that down-trodden race.
"That," said Venables, "ought to be awfully jolly for Welch, don"t you know, but as a matter of fact term hasn"t begun yet. It doesn"t start till tomorrow. Weigh in."
Various feelings began to wage war beneath Harrison"s Eton waistcoat. A profound disinclination to undertake the suggested task battled briskly with a feeling that, if he refused the commission, things might--nay, would--happen.
"Harrison," said Venables gently, but with meaning, as he hesitated, "do you know what it is to wish you had never been born?"
And Harrison, with a thoughtful expression on his face, picked up a photograph from the floor, and hung it neatly in its place over the mantelpiece.
[5]
BRADSHAW"S LITTLE STORY
The qualities which in later years rendered Frederick Wackerbath Bradshaw so conspicuous a figure in connection with the now celebrated affair of the European, African, and Asiatic Pork Pie and Ham Sandwich Supply Company frauds, were sufficiently in evidence during his school career to make his masters prophesy gloomily concerning his future. The boy was in every detail the father of the man. There was the same genial unscrupulousness, upon which the judge commented so bitterly during the trial, the same readiness to seize an opportunity and make the most of it, the same brilliance of tactics. Only once during those years can I remember an occasion on which Justice scored a point against him. I can remember it, because I was in a sense responsible for his failure. And he can remember it, I should be inclined to think, for other reasons. Our then Headmaster was a man with a straight eye and a good deal of muscular energy, and it is probable that the talented Frederick, in spite of the pa.s.sage of years, has a tender recollection of these facts.
It was the eve of the Euripides examination in the Upper Fourth.
Euripides is not difficult compared to some other authors, but he does demand a certain amount of preparation. Bradshaw was a youth who did less preparation than anybody I have ever seen, heard of, or read of, partly because he preferred to peruse a novel under the table during prep., but chiefly, I think, because he had reduced cribbing in form to such an exact science that he loved it for its own sake, and would no sooner have come tamely into school with a prepared lesson than a sportsman would shoot a sitting bird. It was not the marks that he cared for. He despised them. What he enjoyed was the refined pleasure of swindling under a master"s very eye. At the trial the judge, who had, so ran report, been himself rather badly bitten by the Ham Sandwich Company, put the case briefly and neatly in the words, "You appear to revel in villainy for villainy"s sake," and I am almost certain that I saw the beginnings of a gratified smile on Frederick"s expressive face as he heard the remark. The rest of our study--the juniors at St Austin"s pigged in quartettes--were in a state of considerable mental activity on account of this Euripides examination.
There had been House-matches during the preceding fortnight, and House-matches are not a help to study, especially if you are on the very fringe of the c.o.c.k-house team, as I was. By dint of practising every minute of spare time, I had got the eleventh place for my fielding. And, better still, I had caught two catches in the second innings, one of them a regular gallery affair, and both off the captain"s bowling. It was magnificent, but it was not Euripides, and I wished now that it had been. Mellish, our form-master, had an unpleasant habit of coming down with both feet, as it were, on members of his form who failed in the book-papers.
We were working, therefore, under forced draught, and it was distinctly annoying to see the wretched Bradshaw lounging in our only armchair with one of Rider Haggard"s best, seemingly quite unmoved at the prospect of Euripides examinations. For all he appeared to care, Euripides might never have written a line in his life.
Kendal voiced the opinion of the meeting.
"Bradshaw, you worm," he said. "Aren"t you going to do _any_ work?"
"Think not. What"s the good? Can"t get up a whole play of Euripides in two hours."
"Mellish"ll give you beans."
"Let him."
"You"ll get a jolly bad report."
"Shan"t get a report at all. I always intercept it before my guardian can get it. He never says anything."
"Mellish"ll probably run you in to the Old Man," said White, the fourth occupant of the study.
Bradshaw turned on us with a wearied air.
"Oh, do give us a rest," he said. "Here you are just going to do a most important exam., and you sit jawing away as if you were paid for it.
Oh, I say, by the way, who"s setting the paper tomorrow?"
"Mellish, of course," said White.
"No, he isn"t," I said. "Shows what a lot you know about it. Mellish is setting the Livy paper."
"Then, who"s doing this one?" asked Bradshaw.
"Yorke."
Yorke was the master of the Upper Fifth. He generally set one of the upper fourth book-papers.
"Certain?" said Bradshaw.
"Absolutely."
"Thanks. That"s all I wanted to know. By Jove, I advise you chaps to read this. It"s grand. Shall I read out this bit about a fight?"