Leeches and hot fomentations." This effectually banished sleep. If there were two things in the world that he loathed, they were leeches and hot fomentations, and the School doctor apparently regarded them as a panacea for every kind of bodily ailment, from a fractured skull to a cold in the head. It was this gentleman who had just spoken, but Grey"s alarm vanished as he perceived that the words had no personal application to himself. The object of the remark was a fellow-sufferer in the next bed but one. Now Grey was certain that when he had fallen asleep there had been n.o.body in that bed. When, therefore, the medical expert had departed on his fell errand, the quest of leeches and hot fomentations, he sat up and gave tongue.
"Who"s that in that bed?" he asked.
"Hullo, Grey," replied a voice. "Didn"t know you were awake. I"ve come to keep you company."
"That you, Barrett? What"s up with you?"
"Collar-bone. Dislocated it or something. Reade"s over in that corner.
He has bust his ankle. Oh, yes, we"ve been having a nice, cheery afternoon," concluded Barrett bitterly.
"Great Scott! How did it happen?"
"Payne."
"Where? In your collar-bone?"
"Yes. That wasn"t what I meant, though. What I was explaining was that Payne got hold of me in the middle of the field, and threw me into touch. After which he fell on me. That was enough for my simple needs.
I"m not grasping."
"How about Reade?"
"The entire Second scrum collapsed on top of Reade. When we dug him out his ankle was crocked. Mainspring gone, probably. Then they gathered up the pieces and took them gently away. I don"t know how it all ended."
Just then Walkinshaw burst into the room. He had a large bruise over one eye, his arm was in a sling, and he limped. But he was in excellent spirits.
"I knew I was right, by Jove," he observed to Grey. "I knew he could buck up if he liked."
"I know it now," said Barrett.
"Who"s this you"re talking about?" said Grey.
"Payne. I"ve never seen anything like the game he played today. He was everywhere. And, by Jove, his _tackling_!"
"Don"t," said Barrett, wearily.
"It"s the best match I ever played in," said Walkinshaw, bubbling over with enthusiasm. "Do you know, the Second had all the best of the game."
"What was the score?"
"Draw. One try all."
"And now I suppose you"re satisfied?" enquired Barrett. The great scheme for the regeneration of Payne had been confided to him by its proud patentee.
"Almost," said Walkinshaw. "We"ll continue the treatment for one more game, and then we"ll have him simply fizzing for the Windybury match.
That"s next Sat.u.r.day. By the way, I"m afraid you"ll hardly be fit again in time for that, Barrett, will you?"
"I may possibly," said Barrett, coldly, "be getting about again in time for the Windybury match of the year after next. This year I"m afraid I shall not have the pleasure. And I should strongly advise you, if you don"t want to have to put a team of cripples into the field, to discontinue the treatment, as you call it."
"Oh, I don"t know," said Walkinshaw.
On the following Wednesday evening, at five o"clock, something was carried in on a stretcher, and deposited in the bed which lay between Grey and Barrett. Close scrutiny revealed the fact that it was what had once been Charles Augustus Walkinshaw. He was slightly broken up.
"Payne?" enquired Grey in chilly tones.
Walkinshaw admitted the impeachment.
Grey took a pencil and a piece of paper from the table at his side. "If you want to know what I"m doing," he said, "I"m writing out the team for the Windybury match, and I"m going to make Payne captain, as the senior Second Fifteen man. And if we win I"m jolly well going to give him his cap after the match. If we don"t win, it"ll be the fault of a raving lunatic of the name of Walkinshaw, with his beastly Colney Hatch schemes for reforming slack forwards. You utter rotter!"
Fortunately for the future peace of mind of C. A. Walkinshaw, the latter contingency did not occur. The School, in spite of its absentees, contrived to pull the match off by a try to _nil_.
Payne, as was only right and proper, scored the try, making his way through the ranks of the visiting team with the quiet persistence of a steam-roller. After the game he came to tea, by request, at the infirmary, and was straightaway invested by Grey with his First Fifteen colours. On his arrival he surveyed the invalids with interest.
"Rough game, footer," he observed at length.
"Don"t mention it," said Barrett politely. "Leeches," he added dreamily. "Leeches and hot fomentations. _Boiling_ fomentations.
Will somebody kindly murder Walkinshaw!"
"Why?" asked Payne, innocently.
[10]
AUTHOR!
J. S. M. Babington, of Dacre"s House, was on the horns of a dilemma.
Circ.u.mstances over which he had had no control had brought him, like another Hercules, to the cross-roads, and had put before him the choice between pleasure and duty, or, rather, between pleasure and what those in authority called duty. Being human, he would have had little difficulty in making his decision, had not the path of pleasure been so hedged about by danger as to make him doubt whether after all the thing could be carried through.
The facts in the case were these. It was the custom of the mathematical set to which J. S. M. Babington belonged, 4B to wit, to relieve the tedium of the daily lesson with a species of round game which was played as follows. As soon as the master had taken his seat, one of the players would execute a manoeuvre calculated to draw attention on himself, such as dropping a book or upsetting the blackboard. Called up to the desk to give explanation, he would embark on an eloquent speech for the defence. This was the cue for the next player to begin. His part consisted in making his way to the desk and testifying to the moral excellence of his companion, and giving in full the reasons why he should be discharged without a stain upon his character. As soon as he had warmed to his work he would be followed by a third player, and so on until the standing room around the desk was completely filled with a great cloud of witnesses. The duration of the game varied, of course, considerably. On some occasions it could be played through with such success, that the master would enter into the spirit of the thing, and do his best to book the names of all offenders at one and the same time, a feat of no inconsiderable difficulty. At other times matters would come to a head more rapidly. In any case, much innocent fun was to be derived from it, and its popularity was great. On the day, however, on which this story opens, a new master had been temporarily loosed into the room in place of the Rev. Septimus Brown, who had been there as long as the oldest inhabitant could remember. The Rev.
Septimus was a wrangler, but knew nothing of the ways of the human boy.
His successor, Mr Reginald Seymour, was a poor mathematician, but a good master. He had been, moreover, a Cambridge Rugger Blue. This fact alone should have ensured him against the customary pleasantries, for a Blue is a man to be respected. It was not only injudicious, therefore, but positively wrong of Babington to plunge against the blackboard on his way to his place. If he had been a student of Tennyson, he might have remembered that the old order is in the habit of changing and yielding place to the new.
Mr Seymour looked thoughtfully for a moment at the blackboard.
"That was rather a crude effort," he said pleasantly to Babington, "you lack _finesse_. Pick it up again, please."
Babington picked it up without protest. Under the rule of the Rev.
Septimus this would have been the signal for the rest of the cla.s.s to leave their places and a.s.sist him, but now they seemed to realize that there was a time for everything, and that this was decidedly no time for indoor games.
"Thank you," said Mr Seymour, when the board was in its place again.
"What is your name? Eh, what? I didn"t quite hear."
"Babington, sir."
"Ah. You had better come in tomorrow at two and work out examples three hundred to three-twenty in "Hall and Knight". There is really plenty of room to walk in between that desk and the blackboard. It only wants practice."
What was left of Babington then went to his seat. He felt that his reputation as an artistic player of the game had received a shattering blow. Then there was the imposition. This in itself would have troubled him little. To be kept in on a half-holiday is annoying, but it is one of those ills which the flesh is heir to, and your true philosopher can always take his gruel like a man.