Upon repairing to Bevis Marks on the following morning, he found Miss Bra.s.s much agitated over the disappearance from the office of several small articles, as well as three half crowns, and Richard felt much troubled over the matter, saying to himself, "Then, by Jove, I"m afraid the Marchioness is done for!"
The more he discussed the subject in his thoughts, the more probable it appeared to d.i.c.k that the miserable little servant was the culprit. When he considered on what a spare allowance of food she lived, how neglected and untaught she was, and how her natural cunning had been sharpened by necessity and privation, he scarcely doubted it. And yet he pitied her so much, and felt so unwilling to have a matter of such gravity disturbing the oddity of their acquaintance, that he thought, rather than receive fifty pounds down, he would have the Marchioness proved innocent.
While the subject of the thefts was under discussion, Kit Nubbles, a lad in the employ of a Mr. Garland, pa.s.sed through the office, on his way upstairs to the room of the Bra.s.ses" lodger, the single gentleman, who was an intimate friend of Kit"s employer. The single gentleman having been confined to his room for some time by a slight illness, it had become Kit"s daily custom to convey to him messages and notes from Mr.
Garland, and not infrequently Sampson Bra.s.s would detain the lad in the office for a few words of pleasant conversation.
Having discharged his errand, Kit came downstairs again, finding no one in the office except Mr. Bra.s.s, who, after greeting him affably, requested him to mind the office for one minute while he ran upstairs.
Mr. Bra.s.s returned almost immediately, Mr. Swiveller came in too, at the same instant, likewise Miss Sally, and Kit, released, at once set off on a run towards home, eager to make up for lost time. As he was running, he was suddenly arrested and held in restraint, by no less a person than Sampson Bra.s.s himself, accompanied by Mr. Swiveller.
A five-pound note was missing from the office. Kit had been alone there for some minutes. Who could have taken it but Kit?
Pleased to have suspicion diverted from the Marchioness, but loath to help in so unpleasant an affair, Mr. Swiveller reluctantly a.s.sisted in bearing the captive back to the office, Kit protesting his innocence at every step. They searched him, and there under the lining of his hat was the missing bank-note!
Still protesting his innocence, and completely stunned by the calamity which had come upon him, the lad was borne off to prison, where, after eleven weary days had dragged away, he was brought to trial. Richard Swiveller was called as a witness against Kit, and told his tale with reluctance, and an evident desire to make the best of it, for the lad"s sake. His kind heart was also touched with pity for Kit"s poor widowed mother, who sobbed out again and again, that she had never had cause to doubt her son"s honesty, and she never would.
When the trial was ended, and Kit found guilty, Richard bore the lad"s fainting mother swiftly off in a coach he had ready for the purpose, and on the way comforted her in his own peculiar fashion, perpetrating the most astounding absurdities of quotation from song and poem that ever were heard. Reaching her home, he stayed till she was recovered; then returned to Bevis Marks, where Mr. Bra.s.s met him with the news that his services would be no longer required in the establishment.
Feeling sure that this verdict was in consequence of his defence of Kit, Mr. Swiveller took his dismissal in profound silence, and turned his back upon Bevis Marks, big with designs for the comforting of Kit"s mother, and the aid of Kit himself. His only regret in regard to the matter was in having to leave the Marchioness alone and unprotected in the hands of the Bra.s.ses, and little did he dream that to the small servant herself, to the Marchioness, rather than to him, Kit and his mother were to owe their heaviest debt of grat.i.tude--but it was so to be.
That very night Mr. Richard was seized with an alarming illness, and in twenty-four hours was stricken with a raging fever, and lay tossing upon his hot, uneasy bed, unconscious of anything but weariness and worry and pain, until at length he sank into a deep sleep. He awoke, and with a sensation of blissful rest better than sleep itself, began to dimly remember, and to think what a long night it had been, and to wonder whether he had not been delirious once or twice. Still, he felt indifferent and happy, and having no curiosity to pursue the subject, remained in a waking slumber until his attention was attracted by a cough. This made him doubt whether he had locked his door last night, and feel a little surprised at having a companion in the room. But he lacked energy to follow up this train of thought, and in a luxury of repose, lay staring at some green stripes on the bed furniture, and a.s.sociating them strangely, with patches of fresh turf, while the yellow ground between made gravel walks, and so helped out a long perspective of trim gardens.
He was rambling in imagination on these terraces, when he heard the cough once more. Raising himself a little in the bed, he looked about him.
The same room, certainly, but with what unbounded astonishment did he see bottles, and basins, and articles of linen airing by the fire--all very clean and neat, but quite different from anything he had left there when he went to bed! The atmosphere too filled with a cool smell of herbs and vinegar; the floor newly sprinkled; the--the what?--the Marchioness!
Yes; playing cribbage with herself at the table. There she sat, intent upon her game, coughing now and then in a subdued manner, as if she feared to disturb him, going through all the mysteries of cribbage as if she had been in full practice from her cradle!
Mr. Swiveller contemplated these things for a short time, then laid his head on the pillow again.
"I"m dreaming," thought Richard, "that"s clear. When I went to bed my hands were not made of egg-sh.e.l.ls, and now I can almost see through "em.
If this is not a dream, I have woke up, by mistake, in an Arabian Night instead of a London one. But I have no doubt I"m asleep. Not the least."
Here the small servant had another cough.
"Very remarkable!" thought Mr. Swiveller. "I never dreamed such a real cough as that before. There"s another--and another--I say!--I"m dreaming rather fast!
"It"s an Arabian Night; that"s what it is," said Richard. "I"m in Damascus or Grand Cairo. The Marchioness is a Genie and having had a wager with another Genie about who is the handsomest young man alive, and the worthiest to be the husband of the Princess of China, has brought me away, room and all, to compare us together."
Not feeling quite satisfied with this explanation, Mr. Swiveller determined to take the first opportunity of addressing his companion. An occasion soon presented itself. The Marchioness dealt, turned up a knave, and omitted to take the usual advantage, upon which Mr. Swiveller called out as loud as he could--"Two for his heels!"
The Marchioness jumped up quickly, and clapped her hands.
"Arabian Night certainly," thought Mr. Swiveller; "they always clap their hands, instead of ringing the bell. Now for the two thousand black slaves with jars and jewels on their heads!"
It appeared however, that she had only clapped her hands for joy, as directly afterward she began to laugh, and then to cry, declaring, not in choice Arabic, but in familiar English, that she was "so glad she didn"t know what to do."
"Marchioness," said Mr. Swiveller, "will you have the goodness to inform me where I shall find my voice; and what has become of my flesh?"
The Marchioness only shook her head mournfully, and cried again, whereupon Mr. Swiveller (being very weak) felt his own eyes affected likewise.
"I begin to infer, Marchioness," said Richard, after a pause, "that I have been ill."
"You just have!" replied the small servant, wiping her eyes. "Haven"t you been a-talking nonsense!"
"Oh!", said d.i.c.k. "Very ill, Marchioness, have I been?"
"Dead, all but," replied the small servant. "I never thought you"d get better."
Mr. Swiveller was silent for a long period. By and by he inquired how long he had been there.
"Three weeks to-morrow." replied the small servant, "three long slow weeks."
The bare thought of having been in such extremity caused Richard to fall into another silence. The Marchioness, having arranged the bedclothes more comfortably, and felt that his hands and forehead were quite cool, cried a little more, and then applied herself to getting tea ready, and making some thin dry toast.
While she was thus engaged Mr. Swiveller looked on with a grateful heart, very much astonished to see how thoroughly at home she made herself. She propped him up with pillows, and looked on with unutterable satisfaction, while he took his poor meal with a relish which the greatest dainties of the earth might have failed to provoke. Having cleared away, and disposed everything comfortably about him again, she sat down to take her own tea.
"Marchioness," said Mr. Swiveller, "have you seen Sally lately?"
"Seen her!" cried the small servant. "Bless you, I"ve run away!"
Mr. Swiveller immediately laid himself down again, and so remained for about five minutes. After that lapse of time he resumed his sitting posture, and inquired,--
"And where do you live, Marchioness?"
"Live!" cried the small servant. "Here!"
"Oh!" said Mr. Swiveller.
With that he fell down flat again, as suddenly as if he had been shot.
Thus he remained until she had finished her meal, when being propped up again he opened a further conversation.
"And so," said d.i.c.k, "you have run away?"
"Yes," said the Marchioness; "and they"ve been a "tising of me."
"Been--I beg your pardon," said d.i.c.k. "What have they been doing?"
"Been a "tising of me--"tising, you know, in the newspapers," rejoined the Marchioness.
"Aye, aye," said d.i.c.k, "Advertising?"
The small servant nodded and winked.
"Tell me," continued Richard, "how it was that you thought of coming here?"
"Why, you see," returned the Marchioness, "when you was gone, I hadn"t any friend at all, and I didn"t know where you was to be found, you know. But one morning, when I was near the office keyhole I heard somebody saying that she lived here, and was the lady whose house you lodged at, and that you was took very bad, and wouldn"t n.o.body come and take care of you. Mr. Bra.s.s, he says, "It"s no business of mine," he says; and Miss Sally she says, "He"s a funny chap, but it"s no business of mine;" and the lady went away. So I run away that night, and come here, and told "em you was my brother, and I"ve been here ever since."
"This poor little Marchioness has been wearing herself to death!" cried d.i.c.k.