"Not bad, not bad," murmured Manicamp.
"There, your fear of Madame has begun again," replied the prince.
"Why, monseigneur, I have experienced that to my cost; a woman who was the cause of my being exiled!"
"What a revengeful disposition you have, De Guiche, how virulently you bear malice."
"I should like the case to be your own, monseigneur."
"Decidedly, then, that was the reason why you danced so badly yesterday; you wished to revenge yourself, I suppose, by trying to make Madame make a mistake in her dancing; ah! that is very paltry, De Guiche, and I will tell Madame of it."
"You may tell her whatever you please, monseigneur, for her highness cannot hate me more than she does."
"Nonsense, you are exaggerating; and this because merely of the fortnight"s sojourn in the country she imposed on you."
"Monseigneur, a fortnight is a fortnight; and when the time is pa.s.sed in getting sick and tired of everything, a fortnight is an eternity."
"So that you will not forgive her?"
"Never!"
"Come, come, De Guiche, be a better disposed fellow than that. I wish to make your peace with her; you will find, in conversing with her, that she has no malice or unkindness in her nature, and that she is very talented."
"Monseigneur-"
"You will see that she can receive her friends like a princess, and laugh like a citizen"s wife; you will see that, when she pleases, she can make the pleasant hours pa.s.s like minutes. Come, De Guiche, you must really make up your differences with my wife."
"Upon my word," said Manicamp to himself, "the prince is a husband whose wife"s name will bring him ill-luck, and King Candaules, of old, was a tiger beside his royal highness."
"At all events," added the prince, "I am sure you will make it up with my wife: I guarantee you will do so. Only, I must show you the way now. There is nothing commonplace about her: it is not every one who takes her fancy."
"Monseigneur-"
"No resistance, De Guiche, or I shall get out of temper," replied the prince.
"Well, since he will have it so," murmured Manicamp, in Guiche"s ear, "do as he wants you to do."
"Well, monseigneur," said the comte, "I obey."
"And to begin," resumed the prince, "there will be cards, this evening, in Madame"s apartment; you will dine with me, and I will take you there with me."
"Oh! as for that, monseigneur," objected De Guiche, "you will allow me to object."
"What, again! this is positive rebellion."
"Madame received me too indifferently, yesterday, before the whole court."
"Really!" said the prince, laughing.
"Nay, so much so, indeed, that she did not even answer me when I addressed her; it may be a good thing to have no self-respect at all, but to have too little is not enough, as the saying is."
"Comte! after dinner, you will go to your own apartments and dress yourself, and then you will come to fetch me. I shall wait for you."
"Since your highness absolutely commands it."
"Positively."
"He will not lose his hold," said Manicamp; "these are the things to which husbands cling most obstinately. Ah! what a pity M. Moliere could not have heard this man; he would have turned him into verse if he had."
The prince and his court, chatting in this manner, returned to the coolest apartments of the chateau.
"By the by," said De Guiche, as they were standing by the door, "I had a commission for your royal highness."
"Execute it, then."
"M. de Bragelonne has, by the king"s order, set off for London, and he charged me with his respects for you; monseigneur."
"A pleasant journey to the vicomte, whom I like very much. Go and dress yourself, De Guiche, and come back for me. If you don"t come back-"
"What will happen, monseigneur?"
"I will have you sent to the Bastile."
"Well," said De Guiche, laughing, "his royal highness, monseigneur, is decidedly the counterpart of her royal highness, Madame. Madame gets me sent into exile, because she does not care for me sufficiently; and monseigneur gets me imprisoned, because he cares for me too much. I thank monseigneur, and I thank Madame."
"Come, come," said the prince, "you are a delightful companion, and you know I cannot do without you. Return as soon as you can."
"Very well; but I am in the humor to prove myself difficult to be pleased, in my turn, monseigneur."
"Bah!"
"So, I will not return to your royal highness, except upon one condition."
"Name it."
"I want to oblige the friend of one of my friends."
"What"s his name?"
"Malicorne."
"An ugly name."
"But very well borne, monseigneur."
"That may be. Well?"
"Well, I owe M. Malicorne a place in your household, monseigneur."
"What kind of a place?"
"Any kind of a place; a supervision of some sort or another, for instance."
"That happens very fortunately, for yesterday I dismissed my chief usher of the apartments."
"That will do admirably. What are his duties?"
"Nothing, except to look about and make his report."
"A sort of interior police?"
"Exactly."
"Ah, how excellently that will suit Malicorne," Manicamp ventured to say.
"You know the person we are speaking of, M. Manicamp?" inquired the prince.
"Intimately, monseigneur. He is a friend of mine."
"And your opinion is?"
"That your highness could never get a better usher of the apartments than he will make."
"How much does the appointment bring in?" inquired the comte of the prince.
"I don"t know at all, only I have always been told that he could make as much as he pleased when he was thoroughly in earnest."
"What do you call being thoroughly in earnest, prince?"
"It means, of course, when the functionary in question is a man who has his wits about him."
"In that case I think your highness will be content, for Malicorne is as sharp as the devil himself."
"Good! the appointment will be an expensive one for me, in that case," replied the prince, laughing. "You are making me a positive present, comte."
"I believe so, monseigneur."
"Well, go and announce to your M. Melicorne-"
"Malicorne, monseigneur."
"I shall never get hold of that name."
"You say Manicamp very well, monseigneur."
"Oh, I ought to say Malicorne very well, too. The alliteration will help me."
"Say what you like, monseigneur, I can promise you your inspector of apartments will not be annoyed; he has the very happiest disposition that can be met with."
"Well, then, my dear De Guiche, inform him of his nomination. But, stay-"
"What is it, monseigneur?"
"I wish to see him beforehand; if he be as ugly as his name, I retract every word I have said."
"Your highness knows him, for you have already seen him at the Palais Royal; nay, indeed, it was I who presented him to you."
"Ah, I remember now-not a bad-looking fellow."
"I know you must have noticed him, monseigneur."
"Yes, yes, yes. You see, De Guiche, I do not wish that either my wife or myself should have ugly faces before our eyes. My wife will have all her maids of honor pretty; I, all the gentlemen about me good-looking. In this way, De Guiche, you see, that any children we may have will run a good chance of being pretty, if my wife and myself have handsome models before us."
"Most magnificently argued, monseigneur," said Manicamp, showing his approval by look and voice at the same time.
As for De Guiche, he very probably did not find the argument so convincing, for he merely signified his opinion by a gesture, which, moreover, exhibited in a marked manner some indecision of mind on the subject. Manicamp went off to inform Malicorne of the good news he had just learned. De Guiche seemed very unwilling to take his departure for the purpose of dressing himself. Monsieur, singing, laughing, and admiring himself, pa.s.sed away the time until the dinner-hour, in a frame of mind that justified the proverb of "Happy as a prince."
Chapter LVI. Story of a Dryad and a Naiad.
Every one had partaken of the banquet at the chateau, and afterwards a.s.sumed their full court dresses. The usual hour for the repast was five o"clock. If we say, then, that the repast occupied an hour, and the toilette two hours, everybody was ready about eight o"clock in the evening. Towards eight o"clock, then, the guests began to arrive at Madame"s, for we have already intimated that it was Madame who "received" that evening. And at Madame"s soirees no one failed to be present; for the evenings pa.s.sed in her apartments always had that perfect charm about them which the queen, that pious and excellent princess, had not been able to confer upon her reunions. For, unfortunately, one of the advantages of goodness of disposition is that it is far less amusing than wit of an ill-natured character. And yet, let us hasten to add, that such a style of wit could not be a.s.signed to Madame, for her disposition of mind, naturally of the very highest order, comprised too much true generosity, too many n.o.ble impulses and high-souled thoughts, to warrant her being termed ill-natured. But Madame was endowed with a spirit of resistance-a gift frequently fatal to its possessor, for it breaks where another disposition would have bent; the result was that blows did not become deadened upon her as upon what might be termed the cotton-wadded feelings of Maria Theresa. Her heart rebounded at each attack, and therefore, whenever she was attacked, even in a manner that almost stunned her, she returned blow for blow to any one imprudent enough to tilt against her.
Was this really maliciousness of disposition or simply waywardness of character? We regard those rich and powerful natures as like the tree of knowledge, producing good and evil at the same time; a double branch, always blooming and fruitful, of which those who wish to eat know how to detect the good fruit, and from which the worthless and frivolous die who have eaten of it-a circ.u.mstance which is by no means to be regarded as a great misfortune. Madame, therefore, who had a well-disguised plan in her mind of const.i.tuting herself the second, if not even the princ.i.p.al, queen of the court, rendered her receptions delightful to all, from the conversation, the opportunities of meeting, and the perfect liberty she allowed every one of making any remark he pleased, on the condition, however, that the remark was amusing or sensible. And it will hardly be believed, that, by that means, there was less talking among the society Madame a.s.sembled together than elsewhere. Madame hated people who talked much, and took a remarkably cruel revenge upon them, for she allowed them to talk. She disliked pretension, too, and never overlooked that defect, even in the king himself. It was more than a weakness of Monsieur, and the princess had undertaken the amazing task of curing him of it. As for the rest, poets, wits, beautiful women, all were received by her with the air of a mistress superior to her slaves. Sufficiently meditative in her liveliest humors to make even poets meditate; sufficiently pretty to dazzle by her attractions, even among the prettiest; sufficiently witty for the most distinguished persons who were present, to be listened to with pleasure-it will easily be believed that the reunions held in Madame"s apartments must naturally have proved very attractive. All who were young flocked there, and when the king himself happens to be young, everybody at court is so too. And so, the older ladies of the court, the strong-minded women of the regency, or of the last reign, pouted and sulked at their ease; but others only laughed at the fits of sulkiness in which these venerable individuals indulged, who had carried the love of authority so far as even to take command of bodies of soldiers in the wars of the Fronde, in order, as Madame a.s.serted, not to lose their influence over men altogether. As eight o"clock struck her royal highness entered the great drawing-room accompanied by her ladies in attendance, and found several gentlemen belonging to the court already there, having been waiting for some minutes. Among those who had arrived before the hour fixed for the reception she looked round for one who, she thought, ought to have been first in attendance, but he was not there. However, almost at the very moment she completed her investigation, Monsieur was announced. Monsieur looked splendid. All the precious stones and jewels of Cardinal Mazarin, which of course that minister could not do otherwise than leave; all the queen-mother"s jewels as well as a few belonging to his wife-Monsieur wore them all, and he was as dazzling as the rising sun. Behind him followed De Guiche, with hesitating steps and an air of contrition admirably a.s.sumed; De Guiche wore a costume of French-gray velvet, embroidered with silver, and trimmed with blue ribbons: he wore also Mechlin lace as rare and beautiful in its own way as the jewels of Monsieur in theirs. The plume in his hat was red. Madame, too, wore several colors, and preferred red for embroidery, gray for dress, and blue for flowers. M. de Guiche, dressed as we have described, looked so handsome that he excited every one"s observation. An interesting pallor of complexion, a languid expression of the eyes, his white hands seen through the ma.s.ses of lace that covered them, the melancholy expression of his mouth-it was only necessary, indeed, to see M. de Guiche to admit that few men at the court of France could hope to equal him. The consequence was that Monsieur, who was pretentious enough to fancy he could eclipse a star even, if a star had adorned itself in a similar manner to himself, was, on the contrary, completely eclipsed in all imaginations, which are silent judges certainly, but very positive and firm in their convictions. Madame looked at De Guiche lightly, but light as her look had been, it brought a delightful color to his face. In fact, Madame found De Guiche so handsome and so admirably dressed, that she almost ceased regretting the royal conquest she felt she was on the point of escaping her. Her heart, therefore, sent the blood to her face. Monsieur approached her. He had not noticed the princess"s blush, or if he had seen it, he was far from attributing it to its true cause.
"Madame," he said, kissing his wife"s hand, "there is some one present here, who has fallen into disgrace, an unhappy exile whom I venture to recommend to your kindness. Do not forget, I beg, that he is one of my best friends, and that a gentle reception of him will please me greatly."
"What exile? what disgraced person are you speaking of?" inquired Madame, looking all round, and not permitting her glance to rest more on the count than on the others.
This was the moment to present De Guiche, and the prince drew aside and let De Guiche pa.s.s him, who, with a tolerably well-a.s.sumed awkwardness of manner, approached Madame and made his reverence to her.
"What!" exclaimed Madame, as if she were greatly surprised, "is M. de Guiche the disgraced individual you speak of, the exile in question?"
"Yes, certainly," returned the duke.
"Indeed," said Madame, "he seems almost the only person here!"
"You are unjust, Madame," said the prince.
"I?"