"Guess what I am," persisted Archie.
"Never mind what you are; do go and sit down, and take those things off," said Edith.
"Not till you guess what I am."
"Does Dilly know?"
"No, Dilly doesn"t know. Guess what I am, grandmamma!"
"I give it up."
"I thought you"d never guess. Well, I"m a blue-faced mandrill!"
declared Archie, as he took the goggles off reluctantly and gave them back to La France, who put them under his chair.
"Yes, he"s a two-faced mangle," repeated Dilly.
He turned round on her sharply. "Now, don"t talk nonsense! You"re a silly girl. I never said anything about being a two-faced mangle; I"m a blue-faced mandrill."
"Well, I said so; a two-faced mangle."
"Don"t say anything at all if you can"t say it right," said Archie, raising his voice and losing his temper.
"Well, they"s both the same."
"No, they jolly well aren"t."
He drew her a little aside. "A blue-faced mandrill, silly, is real; it"s in my natural history book."
"Sorry," said Dilly apologetically.
"In my natural history book it is, a _real_ thing. I"m a blue-faced mandrill.... Now say it after me."
"You"s a two-faced mangle."
"Now you"re doing it on purpose! If you weren"t a little girl, Dilly--"
"I wasn"t doing it on purpose."
"Oh, get away before I hit you! You"re a silly little fool."
She slowly walked away, calling out: "And you"re a silly two-faced mangle," in a very irritating tone. Archie made a tremendous effort to ignore her, then he ran after her saying:
"Will you shut up or will you not?"
Aylmer seized hold of him.
"What are you going to do, Archie?"
"Teach Dilly what I am. She says--Oh, she"s _such_ a fool!"
"No, Archie, leave her alone; she"s only a baby. Come along, old boy.
Give Mr Cricker a cup of tea; he hasn"t had one yet."
Archie was devoted to Aylmer. Following him, he handed the tea to Mr Cricker, saying pathetically:
"I"m a blue-faced mandrill, and she knew it. I told her so. Aren"t girls fools? They do worry!"
"They _are_ torments," said Aylmer.
"I wish that Frenchman would give me his goggles to keep! He doesn"t want them."
"I"ll give you a pair," said Aylmer.
"Thanks," said Cricker," I won"t have any tea. I wish you"d come and have a little talk with me, Ross. Can I have a word with you alone?"
Aylmer good-naturedly went aside with him.
"It"s worse than ever," said Cricker, in low, mysterious tones. "Since I"ve been staying with Lady Everard it"s been wire, wire, wire--ring, ring, ring--and letters by every post! You see, I thought it was rather a good plan to get away for a bit, but I"m afraid I shall have to go back. Fancy, she"s threatened suicide, and telling her husband, and confiding in Lady Everard! And giving up the stage, and oh, goodness knows what! There"s no doubt the poor child is absolutely raving about me. No doubt whatever."
Aylmer was as sympathetic as he knew how.
The party was just going off when La France found that the goggles had disappeared. A search-party was organised; great excitement prevailed; but in the end they went away without the gla.s.ses.
When Dilly had just gone to sleep in her cot a frightening figure crept into her room and turned on the electric light.
"Oh, Archie! What is it! Who is it! Oh!... Oh!"
"Don"t be frightened," said Archie, in his deepest voice, obviously hoping she would be frightened. He was in pyjamas and goggles. "Don"t be frightened! _Now! Say what I am_. What am I?"
"A blue-faced mandrill," she whined.
He took off the goggles and kissed her.
"Right! Good night, old girl!"
CHAPTER XXVII
The Elopement
The following Tuesday, Edith, Aylmer, Vincy and Mrs Ottley were sitting on the veranda after dinner. They had a charming little veranda which led on to a lawn, and from there straight down to the sea. It was their custom to sit there in the evening and talk. The elder Mrs Ottley enjoyed these evenings, and the most modern conversation never seemed to startle her. She would listen impa.s.sively, or with a smile, as if in silent approval, to the most monstrous of paradoxes or the most childish chaff.
Aylmer"s attention and kind thought for her had absolutely won her heart. She consulted him about everything, and was only thoroughly satisfied when he was there. His strong, kind, decided voice, his good looks, his decision, and a sort of responsible impulsiveness, all appealed to her immensely. She looked up to him, in a kind of admiring maternal way; Edith often wondered, did she not see Aylmer"s devotion?
But, if she did, Mrs Ottley thought nothing of it. Her opinion of Edith was so high that she trusted her in any complications....
"Isn"t Bruce coming down tonight?" she asked Edith.