CRONK, OSWALD, BART. Painter of "Madcap Moll, Eighth d.u.c.h.ess of Wapping," "Pine Trees near Ascot," and "Esther Lollop as "Cymbeline.""
DENTIFRICE, PIERRE. Actor--French (early).
DUGAZ, PIERRE. Court chiropodist, seventeenth century. Author of "Feet and Fashion," "The Valley of Waving Corns," etc.
EARWHACKER, CAESAR. Owner of Old World Bicycle Shed.
FIBINIO, PIETRO. Italian--author of "Bianca," "G.o.d Bless the Pope," etc.
FLOOP, RICHARD. "Spout, the Man" (3 vols.); "The Girls of Marley Manor"
and "Janet"s Prank."
FOLLYGOB, ALAN. English Dramatic Critic. Clubs: "The Union Jack" and "The What-Ho" in Jermyn Street.
FORTESCUE, EX-SENATOR. Celebrated for eloping with Rupert Plinge"s Auntie Gracie.
FRAPPLE, ERNEST. "Amy Snurge, A Grand Woman" (2 vols.) and a political satire, "Don"t Vote Till Tuesday!"
FURCH, PROFESSOR, "With Dusky Friends" and "Where Palm Trees Sway."
GERPHIPPS, RONALD. Very old Scotch painter--famous for "Portrait of Maggie McWhistle," "Evening on Loch Lomond," and "Glasgow, my Glasgow!"
GOETHE. Obscure German author. Suspected of having written "Faust."
GOODGE, ALBERT. Friend of Nicholas Kewee.
GROBMEYER, CARL. Early German etcher.
GRUNDELHEIM, PAUL. German author and historian. Princ.i.p.al works: "Toilers who have Toiled," "Women of Wurtemburg," and "Byways of the Black Forest."
HOOTER, FREDDIE. Renowned for physical appearance but flat feet.
HOSPER, SHOLTO Z. "Jake the Climber" (7 vols.) and "Diet or Die."
KAYRILLE, SIEGFRIED. Born in Berlin, 1670. Disappointed playwright, and subsequent art critic.
KEWEE, NICHOLAS. Friend of Albert Goodge.
KLICK, NICHOLAS. Russian--author of "Life of Anna Podd" (6 vols.), and "Was Ivan Terrible?"
k.u.mP, H. MACKENZIE. Keen philanthropist and insatiable globe-trotter.
LINCOLN, ABRAHAM. President and man.
MACTWEED, SANDY. Scotch actor of some note.
MARY, b.l.o.o.d.y. Queen of England.
METTLETHORP, RUPERT. Compiler of "Asiatic Soldiery" (23 vols.).
MILLS-TWEEPER, SENATOR. Famed for hideousness, but kind-hearted and a great insect lover.
MORTLAKE, JOSHUA. Explorer and discoverer of the Rude Islands.
PIDD, HENRY. Severe dramatic critic--English.
PIPPER, HERMAN. "Poor Puffwater,--A Brown Study."
PLIGGER, STEVE MONTESPAN. "The Fall of a Bloated Aristocrat," "Crab Apples," "Deadly Nightshade," "Don"t Tell Aunt Hester," "Under the Moon, or Revels by a Dutch Ca.n.a.l," "America From Behind"; Books of Verse: "Adown the Ganges," "The First Primrose," "p.u.s.s.y, p.u.s.s.y, Lap Your Milk"
and "Raspberry Time."
PLINGE, BOBBIE. Killed during Red Indian foray by Great Brown Spratt.
PLINGE, MILES. Unitarian minister in Red Lamp District, Honolulu.
PLUGG, HENRY. One time candidate for the Presidency, subsequently successful bee-farmer.
POLATA, JOSE. Professor--Spanish. Author of "From Girl to Woman,"
"Spanish Olives, and How," etc., etc.
POLIOLIOLI, GIUSEPPE. Author of "Women of Italy" and "Nelly of Naples,"
a musical comedy of the period.
p.r.i.c.kLEBOTT, HARVEY. Editor of "Art in the Home" and "Mother Week by Week."
PROON, BERNARD. Well-known speaker, intimate friend of Roosevelt"s brother-in-law.
PUNTER, AUGUSTUS. Seventeenth century painter, famous for "Sarah, Lady Tunnell-Penge, with Dog," "Gravesend by Night," and various crayon portraits, notably "A Merry Girl" and "The Drowsy Sentry."
ROOSEVELT, THEODORE. Man and President.
ROTEPILLAR, PETER. Friend of Henry Plugg and author and compiler of "Algebra with Many a Laugh!"
ROUSSEAU, JEAN JACQUES. French writer of some note. See Carlyle"s "French Revolution."
SCHNOTTER, FRITZ. German actor, sixteenth century.
SHEEPMEADOW, EDGAR. English writer--author of "Beds and their Inmates"
(18 vols.), "The Corn Chandler," "Women Large and Women Small" (10 vols.).
SODDLE, O"CALLAGHAN. Gentleman architect of the XIXth century.
SPRATT, GREAT BROWN. Indian of the period.
STOWE, HARRIET BEECHER. Author of "Uncle Tom"s Cabin."
SUMPLETHOCK, EX-PRESIDENT. Spaniel trainer and "raconteur."