"Kenelm ain"t been promoted yet," observed Captain Obed gravely. "He"s waitin" until he get"s old enough to go to sea. Ain"t that it, Kenelm?"
Kenelm smiled and shifted his sou"wester from his right hand to his left.
"I--I cal"late so," he answered.
"Well, it don"t make any difference," declared Thankful. "My cousin and I are just as glad to see him as if he was an admiral. We"ve been waitin" so long to see any human bein" that we"d begun to think they was all drowned. But you haven"t met my cousin yet. Her name"s Howes."
Emily, who had stood by, patient but chilly, during the introductions and reminiscences, shook hands with Captain Bangs and Mr. Parker. Both gentlemen said they were pleased to meet her; no, Captain Obed said that--Kenelm said that he was "glad to be acquaintanced."
"I don"t know as we hadn"t ought to beg your pardon for creepin" in on you this way," said the captain. "We thought the house was empty. We didn"t know you was visitin" your--your property."
"Well, so far as that goes, neither did we. I don"t wonder you expected to find burglars or tramps or whatever you did expect. We"ve had an awful time this night, ain"t we, Emily?"
"We certainly have," declared Miss Howes, with emphasis.
"Yes, you see--"
She gave a brief history of the cruise and wreck of the depot-wagon.
Also of their burglarious entry of the house.
"And now, Cap"n," she said, in conclusion, "if you could think up any way of our gettin" to that hotel, we"d be ever so much obliged. . . .
h.e.l.lo! There"s that driver, I do believe! And about time, I should say!"
From without came the sound of wheels and the voice of Winnie S., hailing his missing pa.s.sengers.
"Hi! Hi-i! Where be ye?"
"He"ll wear his lungs out, screamin" that way," snapped Thankful. "Can"t he see the light, for goodness sakes?"
Captain Obed answered. "He couldn"t see nothin" unless "twas hung on the end of his nose," he said. "That boy"s eyes and brains ain"t connected.
Here, Kenelm," turning to Mr. Parker, "you go out and tell Win to shut down on his fog whistle; he"s wastin" steam. Tell him the women-folks are in here. Look alive, now!"
Kenelm looked alive, but not much more than that.
"All right, Cap"n," he stammered. "A--a--all right. What--what--shall I say--what shall I--had I better--"
"Thunderation! Do you need a chart and compa.s.s? Stay where you are. I"ll say it myself."
He strode to the window, threw it open, and shouted in a voice which had been trained to carry above worse gales than the present one:
"Ahoy! Ahoy! Win! Fetch her around aft here. Lay alongside the kitchen door! D"you hear? Ahoy! Win! d"you hear?"
Silence. Then, after a moment, came the reply. "Yup, I hear ye. Be right there."
The captain turned from the window.
"Took some time for him to let us know he heard, didn"t it," he observed. "Cal"late he had to say "Judas priest" four or five times afore he answered. If you cut all the "Judas priests" out of that boy"s talk he"d be next door to tongue-tied."
Thankful turned to her relative.
"There, Emily," she said, with a sigh of relief. "I guess likely we"ll make the hotel this tack. I begun to think we never would."
Captain Bangs shook his head.
"You won"t go to no hotel this night," he said, decidedly. "It"s a long ways off and pretty poor harbor after you make it. You"ll come right along with me and Kenelm to his sister"s house. It"s only a little ways and Hannah"s got a spare room and she"ll be glad to have you. I"m boardin" there myself just now. Yes, you will," he added. "Of course you will. Suppose I"m goin" to let relations of Eben Barnes put up at the East Wellmouth tavern? By the everlastin", I guess not! I wouldn"t send a--a Democrat there. Come right along! Don"t say another word."
Both of the ladies said other words, a good many of them, but they might as well have been orders to the wind to stop blowing. Captain Obed Bangs was, evidently, a person accustomed to having his own way. Even as they were still protesting their new acquaintance led them to the kitchen door, where Winnie S. and a companion, a long-legged person who answered to the name of "Jabez," were waiting on the front seat of a vehicle attached to a dripping and dejected horse. To the rear of this vehicle "General Jackson" was tethered by a halter. Winnie S. was loaded to the guards with exclamatory explanations.
"Judas priest!" he exclaimed, as the captain a.s.sisted Mrs. Barnes and Emily into the carriage. "If I ain"t glad to see you folks! When I got back here and there wa"n"t a sign of you nowheres, I was took some off my pins, I tell ye. Didn"t know what to do. I says to Jabez, I says--"
Captain Obed interrupted. "Never mind what you said to Jabez, Win," he said. "Why didn"t you get back sooner? That"s what we want to know."
Winnie S. was righteously indignant. "Sooner!" he repeated. "Judas priest! I tell ye right now I"m lucky to get back at all. Took me pretty nigh an hour to get to the village. Such travelin" I never see. Tried to save time by takin" the short cut acrost the meadow, and there ain"t no meadow no more. It"s three foot under water. You never see such a tide.
So back I had to frog it and when I got far as Jabe"s house all hands had turned in. I had to pretty nigh bust the door down "fore I could wake anybody up. Then Jabe he had to get dressed and we had to harness up and--hey? Did you say anything, ma"am?"
The question was addressed to Mrs. Barnes, who had been vainly trying to ask one on her own account.
"I say have you got our valises?" asked Thankful. "Last I saw of them they was in that other wagon, the one that broke down."
The driver slapped his knee. "Judas priest!" he cried. "I forgot all about them satchels. Here, Jabe," handing the reins to his companion.
"You take the h.e.l.lum while I run back and fetch "em."
He was back in a few moments with the missing satchels. Then Jabez, who was evidently not given to wasting words, drawled: "Did you get the mail? That"s in there, too, ain"t it?"
"Judas priest! So "tis. Why didn"t you remind me of it afore? Set there like--like a wooden figurehead and let me run my legs off--"
His complaints died away in the distance. At last, with the mail bag under the seat, the caravan moved on. It was still raining, but not so hard, and the wind blew less fiercely. They jogged and rocked and splashed onward. Suddenly Winnie S. uttered another shout.
"The lantern!" he cried. "Where"s that lantern I lent ye?"
"It"s there in the house," said Thankful. "It burned itself out and I forgot it. Mercy on us! You"re not goin" back after that, I hope."
"Well, I dunno. That lantern belongs to the old man--dad, I mean--and he sets a lot of store by it. If I"ve lost that lantern on him, let alone leavin" his depot-wagon all stove up, he"ll give me--"
"Never mind what he"ll give you," broke in Captain Bangs. "You keep on your course or I"LL give you somethin". Don"t you say another word till we get abreast of Hannah Parker"s."
"Humph! We"re there now. I thought these folks was goin" to our hotel."
"Take my advice and don"t think so much. You"ll open a seam in your head and founder, first thing you know. Here we are! And here"s Hannah!
Hannah, Kenelm and I"ve brought you a couple of lodgers. Now, ma"am, if you"ll stand by. Kenelm, open that hatch."
Mr. Parker opened the hatch--the door of the carriage--and the captain a.s.sisted the pa.s.sengers to alight. Emily caught a glimpse of the white front of a little house and of a tall, angular woman standing in the doorway holding a lamp. Then she and Mrs. Barnes were propelled by the strong arms of their pilot through that doorway and into a little sitting-room, bright and warm and cheery.
"There!" declared Captain Obed. "That cruise is over. Kenelm! Where is Kenelm? Oh, there you are! You tell that Winnie S. to trot along. We"ll settle for pa.s.sage tomorrow mornin". Now, ma"am," turning to Thankful, "you and your relation want to make yourselves as comf"table as you can.
This is Miss Parker, Kenelm"s sister. Hannah, this is Mrs. Barnes, Eben Barnes" widow. You"ve heard me speak of him. And this is Miss Howes. I cal"late they"re hungry and I know they"re wet. Seems"s if dry clothes and supper might be the next items on the manifest."
Miss Parker rose to the occasion. She flew about preparing the "items."
Thankful and Emily were shown to the spare room, hot water and towels were provided, the valise was brought in. When the ladies again made their appearance in the sitting-room, they were arrayed in dry, warm garments, partly their own and partly supplied from the wardrobe of their hostess. As to the fit of these latter, Mrs. Barnes expressed her opinion when she said: