If ever any one was sorry for having played pranks on other folks, that one was Peter Rabbit. I am afraid it wasn"t quite the right kind of sorrow. You see, he wasn"t sorry because of what had happened to Jimmy Skunk and Reddy Fox, but because of what had happened to himself. There he was, down in the bedroom of Johnny Chuck"s old house, smarting and aching all over from the sharp little lances of the Yellow Jackets who had driven him down there before he had had a chance to see what happened to Reddy Fox. That was bad enough, but what troubled Peter more was the thought that he couldn"t get out without once again facing those hot-tempered Yellow Jackets. Peter wished with all his might that he had known about their home in Johnny Chuck"s old house before ever he thought of hiding there.
But wishes of that kind are about the most useless things in the world.
They wouldn"t help him now. He had so many aches and smarts that he didn"t see how he could stand a single one more, and yet he couldn"t see how he was going to get out without receiving several more. All at once he had a comforting thought. He remembered that Johnny Chuck usually has a back door. If that were the case here, he would be all right. He would find out. Cautiously he poked his head out of the snug bedroom. There was the long hall down which he had come. And there--yes, Sir, there was another hall! It must be the way to the back door. Carefully Peter crept up it.
"Funny," thought he, "that I don"t see any light ahead of me."
And then he b.u.mped his nose. Yes, Sir, Peter b.u.mped his nose against the end of that hall. You see, it was an old house, and like most old houses it was rather a tumble-down affair. Anyway, the back door had been blocked with a great stone, and the walls of the back hall had fallen in. There was no way out there. Sadly Peter backed out to the little bedroom. He would wait until night, and perhaps then the Yellow Jackets would be asleep, and he could steal out the front way without getting any more stings. Meanwhile he would try to get a nap and forget his aches and pains.
Hardly had Peter curled up for that nap when he heard a voice. It sounded as if it came from a long way off, but he knew just where it came from. It came from the doorway of that old house. He knew, too, whose voice it was. It was Jimmy Skunk"s voice.
"I know where you are, Peter Rabbit," said the voice. "And I know why you are hiding down there. I know, too, how it happened that I was rolled down hill in that barrel. I"m just giving you a little warning, Peter. There are a lot of very angry Yellow Jackets up here, as you will find out if you try to come out before dark. I"m going away now, but I"m going to come back about dark to wait for you. I may want to play a little joke on you to pay you back for the one you played on me."
That put an end to Peter"s hope of a nap. He shivered as he thought of what might happen to him if Jimmy Skunk should catch him. What with his aches and pains from the stings of the Yellow Jackets, and fear of being caught by Jimmy Skunk, it was quite impossible to sleep. He was almost ready to face those Yellow Jackets rather than wait and meet Jimmy Skunk. Twice he started up the long hall, but turned back. He just couldn"t stand any more stings. He was miserable. Yes, Sir, he was miserable and most uncomfortable in both body and mind.
"I wish I"d never thought of that joke," he half sobbed. "I thought it was a great joke, but it wasn"t. It was a horrid, mean joke. Why, oh, why did I ever think of it?"
Meanwhile Jimmy Skunk had gone off, chuckling.
XI
JIMMY SKUNK KEEPS HIS WORD
Keep your word, whate"er you do, And to your inmost self be true.
When Jimmy Skunk shouted down the hall of Johnny Chuck"s old house to Peter Rabbit that he would come back at dark, he was half joking. He did it to make Peter uneasy and to worry him. The truth is, Jimmy was no longer angry at all. He had quite recovered his good nature and was very much inclined to laugh himself over Peter"s trick. But he felt that it wouldn"t do to let Peter off without some kind of punishment, and so he decided to frighten Peter a little. He knew that Peter wouldn"t dare come out during the daytime because of the Yellow Jackets whose home was just inside the doorway of that old house; and he knew that Peter wouldn"t dare face him, for he would be afraid of being treated as Reddy Fox had been. So that is why he told Peter that he was coming back at dark. He felt that if Peter was kept a prisoner in there for a while, all the time worrying about how he was to get out, he would be very slow to try such a trick again.
As Jimmy ambled away to look for some beetles, he chuckled and chuckled and chuckled. "I guess that by this time Peter wishes he hadn"t thought of that joke on Reddy Fox and myself," said he. "Perhaps I"ll go back there tonight and perhaps I won"t. He won"t know whether I do or not, and he won"t dare come out."
Then he stopped and scratched his head thoughtfully. Then he sighed.
Then he scratched his head again and once more sighed. "I really don"t want to go back there tonight," he muttered, "but I guess I"ll have to.
I said I would, and so I"ll have to do it. I believe in keeping my word.
If I shouldn"t and some day he should find it out, he wouldn"t believe me the next time I happened to say I would do a thing. Yes, Sir, I"ll have to go back. There is nothing like making people believe that when you say a thing you mean it. There is nothing like keeping your word to make people respect you."
Being naturally rather lazy, Jimmy decided not to go any farther than the edge of the Old Orchard, which was only a little way above Johnny Chuck"s old house, where Peter was a prisoner. There Jimmy found a warm, sunny spot and curled up for a nap. In fact, he spent all the day there. When jolly, round, red Mr. Sun went to bed behind the Purple Hills, and the Black Shadows came trooping across the Green Meadows, Jimmy got up, yawned, chuckled, and then slowly ambled down to Johnny Chuck"s old house. A look at the footprints in the sand on the doorstep told him that Peter had not come out. Jimmy sat down and waited until it was quite dark. Then he poked his head in at the doorway. The Yellow Jackets had gone to bed for the night.
"Come out, Peter. I"m waiting for you!" he called down the hall, and made his voice sound as angry as he could. But inside he was chuckling.
Then Jimmy Skunk calmly turned and went about his business. He had kept his word.
As for Peter Rabbit, that had been one of the very worst days he could recall. He had ached and smarted from the stings of the Yellow Jackets; he had worried all day about what would happen to him if he did meet Jimmy Skunk, and he was hungry. He had had just a little bit of hope, and this was that Jimmy Skunk wouldn"t come back when it grew dark. He had crept part way up the hall at the first hint of night and stretched himself out to wait until he could be sure that those dreadful Yellow Jackets had gone to sleep. He had just about made up his mind that it was safe for him to scamper out when Jimmy Skunk"s voice came down the hall to him. Poor Peter! The sound of that voice almost broke his heart.
"He has come back. He"s kept his word," he half sobbed as he once more went back to Johnny Chuck"s old bedroom.
There he stayed nearly all the rest of the night, though his stomach was so empty it ached. Just before it was time for Mr. Sun to rise, Peter ventured to dash out of Johnny Chuck"s old house. He got past the home of the Yellow Jackets safely, for they were not yet awake. With his heart in his mouth, he sprang out of the doorway. Jimmy Skunk wasn"t there. With a sigh of relief, Peter started for the dear, safe Old Briar-patch, lipperty-lipperty-lip, as fast as he could go.
"I"ll never, never play another joke," he said, over and over again as he ran.
XII
JIMMY SKUNK AND UNC" BILLY POSSUM MEET
Jimmy Skunk ambled along down the Lone Little Path through the Green Forest. He didn"t hurry. Jimmy never does hurry. Hurrying and worrying are two things he leaves for his neighbors. Now and then Jimmy stopped to turn over a bit of bark or a stick, hoping to find some fat beetles.
But it was plain to see that he had something besides fat beetles on his mind.
Up the Lone Little Path through the Green Forest shuffled Unc" Billy Possum. He didn"t hurry. It was too warm to hurry. Unlike Jimmy Skunk, he does hurry sometimes, does Unc" Billy, especially when he suspects that Bowser the Hound is about. And sometimes Unc" Billy does worry. You see, there are people who think that Unc" Billy would make a very good dinner. Unc" Billy doesn"t think he would. Anyway, he has no desire to have the experiment tried. So occasionally, when he discovers one of these people who think he would make a good dinner, he worries a little.
But just now Unc" Billy was neither hurrying nor worrying. There was no need of doing either, and Unc" Billy never does anything that there is no need of doing. So Unc" Billy shuffled up the Lone Little Path, and Jimmy Skunk ambled down the Lone Little Path, and right at a bend in the Lone Little Path they met.
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Jimmy Skunk grinned. "h.e.l.lo, Unc" Billy!" said he. "Have you seen any fat beetles this morning?"
Unc" Billy grinned. "Good mo"nin", Brer Skunk," he replied. "Ah can"t rightly say Ah have. Ah had it on mah mind to ask yo" the same thing."
Jimmy sat down and looked at Unc" Billy with twinkling eyes. His grin grew broader and became a chuckle. "Unc" Billy," said he, "have you ever in your life combed your hair or brushed your coat?" You know Unc" Billy usually looks as if every hair was trying to point in a different direction from every other hair, while Jimmy Skunk always appears as neat as if he spent half his time brushing and smoothing his handsome black and white coat.
Unc" Billy"s eyes twinkled. "Ah reckons Ah did such a thing once or twice when Ah was very small, Brer Skunk," said he, without a trace of a smile. "But it seems to me a powerful waste of time. Ah have mo"
important things to worry about. By the way, Brer Skunk, did yo" ever run away from anybody in all your life?"
Jimmy looked surprised at the question. He scratched his head thoughtfully. "Not that I remember of," said he after a little. "Most folks run away from me," he added with a little throaty chuckle. "Those who don"t run away always are polite and step aside. It may be that when I was a very little fellow and didn"t know much about the Great World and the people who live in it, I might have run away from some one, but if I did, I can"t remember it. Why do you ask, Unc" Billy?"
"Oh, no reason in particular, Brer Skunk. No reason in particular. Only Ah wonder sometimes if yo" ever realize how lucky yo" are. If Ah never had to worry about mah hungry neighbors, Ah reckons perhaps Ah might brush mah coat oftener." Unc" Billy"s eyes twinkled more than ever.
"Worry," replied Jimmy Skunk sagely, "is the result of being unprepared.
Anybody who is prepared has no occasion to worry. Just think it over, Unc" Billy."
It was Unc" Billy"s turn to scratch his head thoughtfully. "Ah fear Ah don"t quite get your meaning, Brer Skunk," said he.
"Sit down, Unc" Billy, and I"ll explain," replied Jimmy.
XIII
JIMMY SKUNK EXPLAINS
You"ll find this true where"er you go That those prepared few troubles know.
"To begin with, I am not such a very big fellow, am I?" said Jimmy.