JIMMY SKUNK IS TRUE TO HIS WORD
Unc" Billy Possum was having a bad night of it. When he had grown tired of quarreling with Jimmy Skunk, he had tried to take a nap. He had tried first one nest and then another, but none just suited him. This was partly because he wasn"t sleepy. He was hungry and not at all sleepy. He wished with all his heart that he hadn"t foolishly yielded to that fit of temper which had resulted in kicking that china nest-egg out of a nest and down on the head of Jimmy Skunk, making Jimmy so thoroughly angry.
Unc" Billy had no intention of going down while Jimmy was there. He thought that Jimmy would soon grow tired of waiting and go away. So for quite awhile Unc" Billy didn"t worry. But as it began to get towards morning he began to grow anxious. Unc" Billy had no desire to be found in that henhouse when Farmer Brown"s boy came to feed the biddies.
Then, too, he was hungry. He had counted on a good meal of eggs, and not one had he found. Now he wanted to get out to look for something else to eat, but he couldn"t without facing Jimmy Skunk, and it was better to go hungry than to do that. Yes, Sir, it was a great deal better to go hungry. Several times, when he thought Jimmy was asleep, he tried to steal down. He was just as careful not to make a sound as he could be, but every time Jimmy knew and was waiting for him. Unc" Billy wished that there was no such place as Farmer Brown"s henhouse. He wished he had never thought of eggs. He wished many other foolish wishes, but most of all he wished that he hadn"t lost his temper and kicked that egg down on Jimmy Skunk"s head. When the first light stole in under the door and the biddies began to stir uneasily on their roosts Unc" Billy"s anxiety would allow him to keep still no longer.
"Don" yo" think we-uns better make up and get out of here, Brer Skunk?"
he ventured.
"I don"t mind staying here; it"s very comfortable," replied Jimmy, looking up at Unc" Billy in a way that made him most _uncomfortable_. It was plain to see that Jimmy hadn"t forgiven him.
For some time Unc" Billy said no more, but he grew more and more restless. You see, he knew it would soon be time for Farmer Brown"s boy to come to let the hens out and feed them. At last he ventured to speak again.
"Ah reckons yo" done forget something," said he.
"What is that?" asked Jimmy.
"Ah reckons yo" done fo"get that it"s most time fo" Farmer Brown"s boy to come, and it won"t do fo" we-uns to be found in here," replied Unc"
Billy.
"I"m not worrying about Farmer Brown"s boy. He can come as soon as he pleases," retorted Jimmy Skunk, and grinned.
That sounded like boasting, but it wasn"t. No, Sir, it wasn"t, and Unc"
Billy knew it. He knew that Jimmy meant it. Unc" Billy was in despair.
He didn"t dare stay, and he didn"t dare go down and face Jimmy Skunk, and there he was. It certainly had been a bad night for Unc" Billy Possum.
XX
FARMER BROWN"S BOY ARRIVES
The light crept farther under the door of Farmer Brown"s henhouse, and by this time the hens were all awake. Furthermore, they had discovered Jimmy Skunk down below and were making a great fuss. They were cackling so that Unc" Billy was sure Farmer Brown"s boy would soon hear them and hurry out to find out what the noise was all about.
"If yo" would just get out of sight, Brer Skunk, Ah reckons those fool hens would keep quiet," Unc" Billy ventured.
"I don"t mind their noise. It doesn"t trouble me a bit," replied Jimmy Skunk, and grinned. It was plain enough to Unc" Billy that Jimmy was enjoying the situation.
But Unc" Billy wasn"t. He was so anxious that he couldn"t keep still. He paced back and forth along the shelf in front of the upper row of nests and tried to make up his mind whether it would be better to go down and face Jimmy Skunk or to try to hide under the hay in one of the nests, and all the time he kept listening and listening and listening for the footsteps of Farmer Brown"s boy.
At last he heard them, and he knew by the sound that Farmer Brown"s boy was coming in a hurry. He had heard the noise of the hens and was coming to find out what it was all about. Unc" Billy hoped that now Jimmy Skunk would retreat through the hole in the floor and give him a chance to escape.
"He"s coming! Farmer Brown"s boy is coming, Brer Skunk! Yo" better get away while yo" can!" whispered Unc" Billy.
"I hear him," replied Jimmy calmly. "I"m waiting for him to open the door for me to go out. It will be much easier than squeezing through that hole."
Unc" Billy gasped. He knew, of course, that it was Jimmy Skunk"s boast that he feared no one, but it was hard to believe that Jimmy really intended to face Farmer Brown"s boy right in his own henhouse where Jimmy had no business to be. He hoped that at last Jimmy"s boldness would get him into trouble. Yes, he did. You see, that might give him a chance to slip away himself. Otherwise, he would be in a bad fix.
The latch on the door rattled. Unc" Billy crept into one of the nests, but frightened as he was, he couldn"t keep from peeping over the edge to see what would happen. The door swung open, letting in a flood of light.
The hens stopped their noise. Farmer Brown"s boy stood in the doorway and looked in. Jimmy Skunk lifted his big plume of a tail just a bit higher than usual and calmly and without the least sign of being in a hurry walked straight towards the open door. Of course Farmer Brown"s boy saw him at once.
"So it"s you, you black and white rascal!" he exclaimed. "I suppose you expect me to step out of your way, and I suppose I will do just that very thing. You are the most impudent and independent fellow of my acquaintance. That"s what you are. You didn"t get any eggs, because I gathered all of them last night. And you didn"t get a chicken because they were wise enough to stay on their roosts, so I don"t know as I have any quarrel with you, and I"m sure I don"t want any. Come along out of there, you rascal."
Farmer Brown"s boy stepped aside, and Jimmy Skunk calmly and without the least sign of hurry or worry walked out, stopped for a drink at the pan of water in the henyard, walked through the henyard gate, and turned towards the stone wall along the edge of the Old Orchard.
XXI
THE NEST-EGG GIVES UNC" BILLY AWAY
"Tis little things that often seem Scarce worth a pa.s.sing thought Which in the end may prove that they With big results are fraught.
Farmer Brown"s boy watched Jimmy Skunk calmly and peacefully go his way and grinned as he watched him. He scratched his head thoughtfully. "I suppose," said he, "that that is as perfect an example of the value of preparedness as there is. Jimmy knew he was all ready for trouble if I chose to make it, and that because of that I wouldn"t make it. So he has calmly gone his way as if he were as much bigger than I as I am bigger than he. There certainly is nothing like being prepared if you want to avoid trouble."
Then Farmer Brown"s boy once more turned to the henhouse and entered it.
He looked to make sure that no hen had been foolish enough to go to sleep where Jimmy could have caught her, and satisfied of this, he would have gone about his usual morning work of feeding the hens but for one thing. That one thing was the china nest-egg on the floor.
"h.e.l.lo!" exclaimed Farmer Brown"s boy when he saw it. "Now how did that come there? It must be that Jimmy Skunk pulled it out of one of those lower nests."
Now he knew just which nests had contained nest-eggs, and it didn"t take but a minute to find that none was missing in any of the lower nests.
"That"s queer," he muttered. "That egg must have come from one of the upper nests. Jimmy couldn"t have got up to those. None of the hens could have kicked it out last night, because they were all on the roosts when I shut them up. They certainly didn"t do it this morning, because they wouldn"t have dared leave the roosts with Jimmy Skunk here. I"ll have to look into this."
So he began with the second row of nests and looked in each. Then he started on the upper row, and so he came to the nest in which Unc" Billy Possum was hiding under the hay and holding his breath. Now Unc" Billy had covered himself up pretty well with the hay, but he had forgotten one thing; he had forgotten his tail. Yes, Sir, Unc" Billy had forgotten his tail, and it hung just over the edge of the nest. Of course, Farmer Brown"s boy saw it. He couldn"t help but see it.
"Ho, ho!" he exclaimed right away. "Ho, ho! So there was more than one visitor here last night. This henhouse seems to be a very popular place.
I see that the first thing for me to do after breakfast is to nail a board over that hole in the floor. So it was you, Unc" Billy Possum, who kicked that nest-egg out. Found it a little hard for your teeth, didn"t you? Lost your temper and kicked it out, didn"t you? That was foolish, Unc" Billy, very foolish indeed. Never lose your temper over trifles. It doesn"t pay. Now I wonder what I"d better do with you."
All this time Unc" Billy hadn"t moved. Of course, he couldn"t understand what Farmer Brown"s boy was saying. Nor could he see what Farmer Brown"s boy was doing. So he held his breath and hoped and hoped that he hadn"t been discovered. And perhaps he wouldn"t have been but for that telltale nest-egg on the floor. That was the cause of all his troubles.
First it had angered Jimmy Skunk because as you remember, it had fallen on Jimmy"s head. Then it had led Farmer Brown"s boy to look in all the nests. It had seemed a trifle, kicking that egg out of that nest, but see what the results were. Truly, little things often are not so little as they seem.
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XXII
UNC" BILLY POSSUM TRIES HIS OLD TRICK
The first knowledge Unc" Billy Possum had that he was discovered came to him through his tail. Yes, Sir, it came to him through his tail. Farmer Brown"s boy pinched it. It was rather a mean thing to do, but Farmer Brown"s boy was curious. He wanted to see what Unc" Billy would do. And he didn"t pinch very hard, not hard enough to really hurt. Farmer Brown"s boy is too good-hearted to hurt any one if he can help it.