"Hey?" said Grandma. So Mrs. Pepper nodded and smiled and pointed to the door, and Grandma seemed satisfied.
"She told me I might have as many"s I wanted," said Joel, with great satisfaction. "I like Grandma ever so much."
"Take care, Joey, you don"t take too many," said Mrs. Pepper.
"Grandma"s good to you, so you must be good to her, and come right home from here. You may stay half an hour," pointing to the old clock. "Miss Jerusha will be gone by that time," she said to herself with a grim smile.
"I"ll come right home, Mamsie," said Joel, quite upset in his mind whether to take two white peppermint drops and two pink ones, or if it would do to take three apiece.
"And don"t let any cold water get on that hand," charged Mrs.
Pepper the last thing.
"Why, Mamsie?" asked Joel, looking up.
""Cause it would be very bad," said Mother Pepper, shaking her head warningly, "very bad, Joel. Remember, now."
"What would it do to me?" asked Joel.
"I don"t know," said Mrs. Pepper; "it might almost kill you to chill it. Maybe you"d have lockjaw, Joel Pepper."
"What"s that?" demanded Joel, deserting the peppermint drops for a minute to run to the door and seize his mother"s gown. "What"s lockjaw, Mammy?"
"I guess you"d find out if you had it," said Mrs. Pepper, grimly.
"Why, you can"t open your jaws. Let go of my gown, Joel. I must hurry home." And with visions of Miss Jerusha in the little brown house, she hurried off as fast as she could down the lane.
"Huh!" exclaimed Joel, left quite alone staring after her. "I guess I ain"t going to have any old lockjaw. And I could open my jaws, too." Thereupon wide apart flew his two sets of white teeth, at such a distance that he seemed to be all mouth. Then he snapped them together again so quickly that it made him wink violently; repeating this operation till he was quite convinced that nothing should ever be the matter with his jaws. "And if they ever do get locked up, I"m goin" to keep the key myself."
Then he ran back to his peppermint drops again, quite satisfied.
Grandma Bascom was sound asleep.
Joel softly moved two pink peppermint drops over to one side of the drawer, and set two white ones next to them. "They"re awful small," he said to himself, and changed the pink ones for two others of the same color. Then the same thought occurring to him in regard to the white ones, those had to go back and two different white ones take their places. Then he drew back, and gazed at them admiringly.
"I don"t s"pose Mamsie"d care if I took one more, if "twas a little one," he presently thought. But the difficulty was, should it be a pink one or a white one? It took Joel so long to decide this, that at last he put one of each over in his collection at the side of the drawer, then hastily pushed the rest of Grandma"s into a pile at one end. "There, she"s got a lot," he exclaimed. And as he looked at them, the pile seemed to grow bigger yet; so he picked off one, a great pink drop, from the very top.
"Now I must get a white one to match it," he said, fumbling over the pile till he had flattened it quite out. They looked so many more when this was done, that Joel felt quite right in extracting the last two. "It might a" made her sick. P"r"aps she"s been eating too many." And as this thought struck him, he pulled out two more, picked up the ones he had set to one side, slammed to the drawer, by this time realizing that Grandma could not hear, and ran out of the bedroom to the "laylock" bushes, where he sat down to enjoy the peppermint drops.
He had demolished the third one, eating as slowly as possible, in a way Phronsie had of nibbling around the edges to make it last as long as possible; and then, with his cut hand, there wasn"t anything he could do; when suddenly Mamsie"s words, "Be good to Grandma," swept through his mind, with an awful twinge.
Joel stopped eating and looked at the heap of pink and white peppermint drops he had laid down on the gra.s.s by his side; then turned his back to them, and began his nibbling again. "She"s got enough," he said, munching on. "She said, take as many"s I wanted. So there now!"
But in a minute he had hopped to his feet, and s.n.a.t.c.hed up the pink and white pile, raced through the kitchen and into the bedroom, and twitching open the drawer to the little stand, he dumped his fistful in, all except one. Then, without trusting himself to look at them, he slammed the drawer quite tight, and leaning over Grandma, he put his mouth close to her cap-border where she lay snoring away. "I put "em all back, Grandma," he whispered, "except four."
Something made him glance up at the old clock. It was five minutes past the half hour, and Joel, with a dreadful feeling at his heart, for disobedience was a thing Mamsie never overlooked, fled over to the little brown house.
XIII
Pa.s.sENGERS FOR THE BOXFORD STAGE
"I declare, that"s fine!" said Ben, the next day. It was dull and cloudy, and he squinted up at the sky. "There isn"t a bit of wind. Now Mr. Blodgett"ll have that bonfire, I guess; that"ll suit you, Joe, as you can"t have much fun with that hand."
Joel squealed right out. "That"s prime! And I can pile in the sticks and straw just as well with my other hand."
"You aren"t goin" to touch that bonfire, once it"s lighted,"
declared Ben, in his most decided way. "Now you remember that, Joe Pepper!"
"There ain"t any good in it, if I can"t help," cried Joel, horribly disappointed.
"You can see it," said Ben, "same"s David."
"Hoh! what"s that!" cried Joel; "that won"t be any fun."
"Then you can stay at home," said Ben, coolly. "As for having you, Joe, careering round that fire, and cutting up your capers, we ain"t goin" to let you. Like enough you"d be half burnt up."
"Phoo!" cried Joel, in high disdain, and snapping the fingers of his well hand, "I wouldn"t get afire."
"I wouldn"t trust you. You"d be afire before you knew it. You needn"t tease, Joe; Mamsie wouldn"t allow it." And Ben walked off and shut the door.
"Ben never let"s me do anything," howled Joel, twisting his face up into a dreadful knot, and wishing there was something he could do with his left hand, for the other was all tied up in a sling, Mother Pepper wisely concluding that to be the only way to keep it still. "If I tie it up, Joel, you can"t use it," she had said, fastening the broad strip of white cloth firmly over his shoulder. And Joel, knowing there was no use in protesting, had borne it as well as he could, making Davie wait on him, and driving Polly almost to despair in her efforts to amuse him, while she did up the morning work, Mother Pepper being away.
"Why don"t you play stage-coach, Joel?" proposed Polly now, as Joel couldn"t vent his disappointment loudly enough.
"That"s no fun, with one hand," said Joel, disconsolately, drumming on the window pane.
"Some folks always drive with their left hand," said Polly.
"Mr. Tisbett doesn"t," said Joel, gloomily regarding the bunch of white cloth that covered his right hand. "He always drives with this one," sticking it out, ""cept when he takes both."
"Well, you can play there"s been an accident, and you got hurt, and so you had to drive with that hand," said Polly.
"So I can," cried Joel, bounding away from the window, "so I can, Polly Pepper. I"ll have it right now, and it"s to be a perfectly awful one. Come on, Dave, let"s fix up the coach, and you get inside, and I"ll upset you, and most smash everything to death."
And Joel ran hither and thither, dragging the chairs, and Phronsie"s little cricket, and everything movable into place as well as he could with one hand.
"Take care, Joe," warned Polly, wondering if she hadn"t done wrong in proposing stagecoach, "don"t fly round so. You"ll hurt your hand. I"d get up on the front seat if I were you, and begin to drive."
"Would you have the horses run into something, Polly, kersmash,"
cried Joel, tugging at Mamsie"s rocking chair to bring it into line, "or make the stage-coach tumble over and roll down hill?"
"Dear me," cried Polly, going into the pantry to mix up her brown bread, and wondering which would be the less of the two evils, "I"m sure I don"t know, Joel."
"I"m goin" to have "em do both," decided Joel. "Dave, pull this up, will you?" So little David ran and gave a lift on the other side of the big rocking chair, to haul it into place. "We"ll run into somethin" an" th" horse"ll shy, and that"ll make the old stage-coach roll down hill. Gee-whickets!" he brought up, in huge delight.
"I shan"t let you play it at all," said Polly, from the pantry, "if you say such words, Joel. You"ll just have to stop and go and sit down. So remember."
Joel was clambering up into Mr. Tisbett"s seat on the box, but he ducked his head at Polly"s rebuke. "Get in, Dave," he shouted, recovering himself. "Hurry up. You"re the pa.s.senger that wants to go to Boxford. You"re awful slow. I"ll drive off without you if you don"t make haste," he threatened, gathering up in his left hand the bits of string that were fastened to a nail in the corner of the shelf.
Little David, feeling it a dreadful calamity to be left behind when he wanted to go to Boxford, hopped nimbly into the opening in the pile of chairs that represented the stage-coach, and off they drove.
"I can"t hold my whip," cried Joel in distress, after a minute or so of bowling along on the road to Boxford, accompanied with much shouting to Mr. Tisbett"s pair of black horses, and excitement generally as the stage-driver tried to get out of the way of the great number of teams on the turnpike. "O dear, it ain"t any fun without the whip!" and the whole establishment came to a dead stop.