"Ah must find out what Brer Chuck knows about it," thought Unc" Billy, as he trotted on.
XXII
UNC" BILLY POSSUM SEES MANY BACKS
Unc" Billy Possum was very sober as he hurried down the Lone Little Path to Johnny Chuck"s house. He was very sober indeed, and that is very unusual for Unc" Billy Possum. It was very plain to see that something was bothering him. Johnny Chuck was sitting on his doorstep when Unc" Billy Possum came in sight, trotting down the Lone Little Path. As soon as Johnny saw him, he turned his back squarely towards Unc" Billy and pretended to be very much interested in something way off in the other direction. Unc"
Billy came to a stop about two feet behind Johnny Chuck.
"A-hem!" said Unc" Billy.
Johnny Chuck sat there without moving, just as if he hadn"t heard.
"It"s a fine mo"ning," said Unc" Billy in his pleasantest voice.
Instead of replying, Johnny Chuck suddenly kicked up his heels and disappeared inside his house. Unc" Billy scratched his head with one hand and then with the other, and all the time his face grew more and more puzzled-looking. After a while he started on. Pretty soon he came to where Danny Meadow Mouse was playing all by himself. He didn"t know that Unc"
Billy was about until Unc" Billy said: "Good mo"ning, Brer Meadow Mouse."
Now Danny had always been delighted to see Unc" Billy Possum and to have a chat with him whenever Unc" Billy would stop. But this morning no sooner did Danny hear Unc" Billy"s voice than he turned his back to Unc" Billy.
This was more than Unc" Billy could stand. He reached out to take Danny Meadow Mouse by the ear to turn him around, but somehow Danny must have guessed what Unc" Billy meant to do, for without a word he ducked out of sight under the long gra.s.s, and hunt as he would Unc" Billy couldn"t find him.
So Unc" Billy Possum gave it up and went on down to the Smiling Pool. There Little Joe Otter and Billy Mink and Jerry Muskrat were at play. They saw Unc" Billy coming, and when he reached the bank of the Smiling Pool there sat the three little scamps on the Big Rock, but all he could see was their backs.
"h.e.l.lo, yo"alls!" shouted Unc" Billy.
Splash! All three had dived into the Smiling Pool, and though Unc" Billy waited and waited, he didn"t see one of them again. Even Grandfather Frog turned his back to him and seemed very deaf that morning, though Unc" Billy tried and tried to make him hear.
All day long, wherever he went, Unc" Billy saw only the backs of his friends, and none of them seemed to see him at all. So he went home to his hollow tree in the Green Forest early that day to try and study out what it all meant.
XXIII
UNC" BILLY POSSUM CONSULTS OL" MISTAH BUZZARD
Ol" Mistah Buzzard has very sharp eyes. n.o.body has sharper eyes than he.
Swinging "round and "round and "round and "round in great circles way up in the blue, blue sky, so high that sometimes he looks like nothing but a little speck, he looks down and sees everything going on in the Green Meadows and a great deal that goes on in the Green Forest. There is very little that Ol" Mistah Buzzard misses. So all the day that Unc" Billy Possum had been tramping over the Green Meadows and through the Green Forest and finding everybody"s back turned to him, Ol" Mistah Buzzard had been watching and laughing fit to kill himself. You see he knew all about Bobby c.o.o.n"s visit to all the little meadow and forest people, and how Bobby had whispered in the ear of each that Unc" Billy Possum was partly to blame for all the trouble they had had lately.
Ol" Mistah Buzzard watched Unc" Billy go home and sit down with his chin in his hands and study and study, just as if he had something on his mind. By and by Unc" Billy looked up in the sky where Ol" Mistah Buzzard was sailing "round and "round. Then Unc" Billy hopped up mighty spry.
"Ah reckon Unc" Billy "lows he"ll make me a visit," said Ol" Mistah Buzzard with a chuckle, as he slid down, down out of the sky to the tall dead tree in the Green Forest, which is his favorite roosting-place. He hadn"t been there long when Unc" Billy Possum came shuffling along, just as if he was out walking for his health.
"Howdy, Mistah Buzzard! Ah cert"nly hopes yo"all feel right smart," said Unc" Billy.
Ol" Mistah Buzzard"s eyes twinkled as he replied: "Ah feel right pert, Brer Possum, thank yo". Ah hopes yo" feel the same. Yo" look like nothing ever bothers yo"."
Unc" Billy grinned, but at the same time he looked a little foolish as he said: "That"s right, Mistah Buzzard, that"s right! Nothing ever does bother me." And all the time he was wondering however he should ask for Ol" Mistah Buzzard"s advice and not let him know that something really was bothering him a great deal.
"Ah watched yo" take a long walk this mo"ning, Brer Possum," said Ol"
Mistah Buzzard.
"Did yo", indeed; yo" have keen eyes, Mistah Buzzard!" replied Unc" Billy.
"Ah saw yo" meet a lot of yo" friends. It"s fine to have a lot of friends, isn"t it, Brer Possum?" said Ol" Mistah Buzzard.
Unc" Billy looked at Ol" Mistah Buzzard sharply. He wondered if Mistah Buzzard had noticed that all those friends had turned their backs on Unc"
Billy that morning, but Mistah Buzzard looked as sober and solemn as a judge. All at once Ol" Mistah Buzzard hopped up and turned around, so that all Unc" Billy could see of him was his back. Unc" Billy stared, and for a minute he couldn"t find his tongue. Then he heard a noise that sounded very much like a chuckle. In a few minutes it was a laugh. Finally Unc" Billy began to laugh too.
"Yo" take mah advice and bring mah ol" friend Mockah out of his hiding-place and introduce him to the Green Meadows and the Green Forest,"
said Ol" Mistah Buzzard.
Unc" Billy shook his head doubtfully. He was afraid that they might not forgive the tricks that Mr. Mocker had played on them, and then of course he couldn"t stay in the Green Forest. So Unc" Billy scratched his head and thought and thought of how he could get Mr. Mocker out of the trouble he had got him into. Finally he went home and told all his troubles to old Mrs. Possum and asked her advice, as he should have done in the first place.
"Serves yo"alls right! It cert"nly does serve yo"alls right!" grunted Mrs.
Possum, who was so busy looking after her eight lively babies that she had little time for fooling.
"Ah know it. It cert"nly does," replied Unc" Billy meekly.
"Mischief always trots ahead of grim ol" Mistah Trouble, They look and act enough alike to be each other"s double.
Whoever fools with Mischief"s gwine to wake some day or other And find that Trouble"s just the same as Mischief"s own twin brother."
Unc" Billy Possum listened to this just as if he had never heard it before, and nodded his head as if he agreed with every word of it. Old Mrs. Possum grumbled and scolded, but all the time she was thinking, and Unc" Billy knew that she was. Finally she finished sweeping the doorsteps and looked thoughtfully at Unc" Billy.
"Why don"t yo" give a party fo" Mistah Mocking-bird?" she inquired.
"The very thing!" cried Unc" Billy, and like a flash back came his old-time grin.
XXIV
UNC" BILLY POSSUM GIVES A PARTY
Unc" Billy Possum"s party was the greatest event in the Green Forest since the famous surprise party which Peter Rabbit gave when Unc" Billy"s family arrived from way down in Ol" Virginny. At first Unc" Billy had been afraid that no one would come. You see, he had been the cause of a lot of the trouble on the Green Meadows and in the Green Forest, and he knew that now all the little meadow and forest people had found him out. So he didn"t dare send his invitations around by the Merry Little Breezes of Old Mother West Wind, for fear that no one would pay any heed to them. Of course that meant that Unc" Billy must take them around himself.
My, but that was hard work! It was the hardest work that Unc" Billy had ever done in all his life, for you know Unc" Billy is happy-go-lucky and takes things easy. But getting those invitations around--well, as Unc"
Billy said, he "like to wore holes plumb through the soles of mah feet"
before he got all of them delivered. It took him two whole days. In the first place there were so many to see. And then it was such hard work to deliver the invitations, because when his old friends saw him, they would promptly turn their backs to him and pretend they didn"t see him at all.
Then Unc" Billy would take off his hat and make a sweeping bow just as if the one he was talking to was facing instead of back to him, and he would say:
"Ah begs yo" pardon, "deed Ah do, Fo" all the trouble Ah"ve caused yo", And hopes that Ah may sho"ly choke If it was meant fo" more"n a joke.
So please fo"give ol" Uncle Bill And show yo" friendship for him still By taking this as an invite To join with me next Monday night Aroun" mah famous hollow tree, And help me to full merry be, And also meet a friend of mine; Ah"m sho" yo"s bound to like him fine."