I didn"t see what else a sensible man could do with decaying vegetation, though it was plain that this was not what she expected me to say. Luckily, the village came in sight at this moment, so I was able to change the subject.
Miss Virginia seems very keen on villages, and went on about the thatched cottages and the church tower and the lych-gate in such a way that I conclude they don"t have these things in America, where people are really up to date. It was in vain for me to tell her that thatch is earwiggy, as well as damp, and that every sensible landowner is subst.i.tuting slate roofs as fast as he can. We went into the church, which was as cold and dark as a vault, and Miss Virginia was intensely pleased with that too, and I could hardly get her away. In the meantime, the sun had come out tremendously strong, and as it had rained for some days previously, the whole place was steaming like a caldron, and we both suddenly felt most awfully slack.
"Let"s take a bite here," I suggested. "There is sure to be a pothouse of sorts, and we shall be late for the hotel luncheon anyway."
The idea seemed to please Miss Virginia, and we hunted for the pothouse and found it in a corner.
"Oh, what a dear little inn!" cried she. "I shall love anything they serve here!"
I was thinking of the luncheon, not the inn, myself, and did not expect great things from the look of the place, which was low and poky, with thatched eaves and windows all buried in clematis and ivy.
A little cobbled path led up to the door, with lots of wallflower growing in the crannies of the wall on each side. There was n.o.body but a la.s.s to attend to us, and she gave us bread and cheese, and clouted cream and plum jam. It wasn"t bad. Virginia talked ten to the dozen all the time, and the funny thing was, she made me talk too. For the first time in my life I felt that it might not be a bad thing to be friends with a girl as you can be with a man, but such a thing is not possible, of course. After a while Virginia went off to make friends with the landlady and pick flowers in the garden. How beastly dingy and dark the inn parlour seemed then, when I had time to look about! I felt, all of a sudden, most tremendously down on my luck. Why? I have had these fits of the blues lately; I think it must be the Devonshire cream; I must stop it.
We got home all right. I carried all Miss Virginia"s flowers which the old woman had given her,--about a stack of daffodils, lilies, and clematis.
CECILIA EVESHAM
_Sunday evening_
I begin to think I am what is called a psychical person, for I woke this morning with a strong presentiment of things happening or about to happen. The day did not seem to lend itself to events; it had broken with rain lashing the window panes and a gale of wind blowing through every crevice of the hotel. Mrs. MacGill did not feel able to rise for breakfast. As a matter of fact she was more able to do so than I was, but she didn"t think so, which settled the matter.
Therefore I went down to the breakfast-room alone.
If the outer air was dreary, the scene indoors was very cheerful. A large fire blazed in the grate, and in front of the rain-lashed windows a table was laid for three. Virginia and Sir Archibald were already seated at it, and he rose, as I came in, and showed me that my place was with them.
"We felt sure that Mrs. MacGill would not appear this morning," he said, "so we thought we might all breakfast together."
What a gay little meal that was! Virginia was at her brightest; she would have made an owl laugh. I found myself forgetting headache and unhappiness, as I listened to her; and as for Sir Archibald, he seemed another man altogether from the rigid young Scotchman of our first acquaintance.
"Well, now, Sir Archibald," said Virginia, as she rose from the table, "the question is what a well-brought-up young man like you is going to do with himself all this wet day. I know what we are to be about, Miss Evesham and I,--we are going to look at all my new Paris gowns, and try on all my best hats."
"There"s always the motor," he said.
Virginia had none of that way of hanging about with young men that English girls have. There could be no doubt that she was interested in Sir Archibald, and wished him to be interested in her, but apparently for that very reason she would not let him see too much of her that morning. She carried me off to her room, and kept me there so long, looking at her clothes, that Mrs. MacGill found sharp fault with me when at last I returned to her. What had I been doing? I might have known that she would want me, etc.; she had decided not to get up until tea-time. "It is impossible to go to church, and it is much easier to employ one"s time well in bed," she said. So in bed she remained, and I in attendance upon her until it was time for luncheon.
When I went downstairs, Virginia had also appeared again, and I saw the wisdom and skill of her tactics; she was far more pleasing to the young man now, because he had seen nothing of her all morning, and she knew it. Sir Archibald, it appeared, had pa.s.sed his time in the motor-shed, presumably either examining the machinery of the motor or polishing it up. Virginia seemed to have been writing letters; she brought a bundle of them down with her, and laid one, address uppermost, on the table beside her. It was addressed to "Breckenridge Calhoun, Esq., Richmond, Virginia, U.S.A."
I saw Sir Archibald"s eyes rest on it for a second, but the moment he realised the name he almost consciously averted his glance from the envelope for the remainder of the meal.
Virginia was very lively.
"Well, now, Sir Archibald, I"m going to hear your catechism after lunch; it"s a good occupation for Sunday afternoon," she said. "You"ll come right into the coffee-room, and recite it to me, and Miss Evesham shall correct your mistakes."
"I"ll try to acquit myself well," he answered, following her meekly into the coffee-room.
"What is your name?" she began.
"Archibald George," he replied, and Virginia went on:--
"I"ll invent the rest of the questions, I think, so please answer them well. How old are you?"
"Thirty-one years and two months."
"Have you any profession?"
"None."
"Pursuits?"
"Various."
"Name these."
"Motoring, bicycling, shooting, fishing."
"That will do; you may sit down," observed Virginia gravely, and then, turning to me, "I think the young man has acquitted himself very creditably in this difficult exam. Miss Evesham, shall we give him a certificate?"
"Yes," I replied, laughing at her nonsense. Virginia wrote out on a sheet of paper:--
This is to certify that Sir Archibald Maxwell Mackenzie pa.s.sed a creditable examination in Pedigree and Pursuits.
(Signed) VIRGINIA S. POMEROY.
"Here," she said, folding it up and giving it to the young man, "you should keep this among the proudest archives of your house."
Sir Archibald put it into his pocket with a funny little smile. "It shall have the greatest care always," he a.s.sured her. "And now, Miss Pomeroy, won"t you and Miss Evesham come and have a game of billiards with me? I must relax my mind after all this effort."
I knew that I should not consent to this proposition; Virginia knew that she should not; we both hesitated for a moment, and then Virginia, with a glance at the storm outside, made a compromise in favour of decorum.
"Well, there doesn"t seem to be much else to do this wet afternoon,"
she said. "I don"t care if I do come and see how well you play, Sir Archibald, and perhaps Miss Evesham will come and applaud also."
I didn"t see much difference between playing ourselves and seeing him play, but perhaps there was a little.
"I"ll fetch my banjo," proposed Virginia, "and I can sing while you have your game."
So to the billiard-room we went, and Virginia perched herself in a window niche. From this point of vantage she watched Sir Archibald"s strokes, while she strummed away on the instrument, and sang delicious little songs in her clear, bird-like voice. I watched them both closely. Sir Archibald was not attending to his play; I saw that he was thinking far more about her.
"Won"t you even chalk my cue for me?" he asked her, holding out the chalk.
She received it daintily between her finger and thumb. He stood beside us, looking down at her in the unmistakable way; he was falling in love, but he scarcely knew it.
"There"s your nasty chalk! See, I"ve whited all my sleeve," she said, making a distracting little grimace. She held out her sleeve for him to see, and of course he brushed the chalk gently off it, and looked into her eyes for a moment. I almost felt myself in the way, but I knew that I was necessary to them just then. They had not advanced far enough in their flirtation to be left alone yet, so I contented myself. They both, I thought, were taking me into their confidence.
"You understand--you won"t betray us--we mean no harm," they seemed to say to me; and I determined that this should be my att.i.tude. I would play gooseberry obligingly for just so long as I was wanted, and when the right moment came, would equally obligingly leave them.
The afternoon went merrily on. Sir Archibald sent for a whisky and soda, and Virginia fetched a huge box of French bonbons, and we refreshed ourselves according to our tastes. Virginia had just slipped a very large piece of nougat into her mouth, and I was just going to put a bit into mine, but happily hadn"t done so, when the door opened, and Mrs. MacGill came walking in, with an air of angry bewilderment on her face. A billiard cue to her means nothing but dissipation, a whisky and soda nothing short of sodden drunkenness, so the whole scene appeared to her a sort of wild orgy. If she had only known how innocent it all was!
"Cecilia," she exclaimed, "the waiter told me that you were here, but I could scarcely believe him!"
I affected not to see that she was shocked.