At any other time Mrs. Willoughby would perhaps have manoeuvred Minnie out of the room; but on the present occasion the advent of the Italian was an inexpressible relief. Mrs. Willoughby was not prepared for a scene like this. The manners, the language, and the acts of Rufus K.
Gunn had filled her with simple horror. She was actually bewildered, and her presence of mind was utterly gone. As for Minnie, she was quite helpless, and sat, looking frightened. The Baron Atramonte might have been one of the excellent of the earth--he might have been brave and loyal and just and true and tender, but his manner was one to which they were unaccustomed, and consequently Mrs. Willoughby was quite overcome.
The arrival of Girasole, therefore, was greeted by her with joy. She at once rose to meet him, and could not help infusing into her greeting a warmth which she had never shown him before. Girasole"s handsome eyes sparkled with delight, and when Mrs. Willoughby pointedly made way for him to seat himself next to Minnie his cup of joy was full. Mrs. Willoughby"s only idea at that moment was to throw some obstacle between Minnie and that "dreadful person" who claimed her as his own, and had taken such shocking liberties. She did not know that Girasole was in Rome, and now accepted his arrival at that opportune moment as something little less than providential.
And now, actuated still by the idea of throwing further obstacles between Minnie and the Baron, she herself went over to the latter, and began a series of polite remarks about the weather and about Rome; while Girasole, eager to avail himself of his unexpected privilege, conversed with Minnie in a low voice in his broken English.
This arrangement was certainly not very agreeable to the Baron. His flow of spirits seemed to be checked at once, and his volubility ceased. He made only monosyllabic answers to Mrs. Willoughby"s remarks, and his eyes kept wandering, over beyond her to Minnie, and scrutinizing the Italian who was thus monopolizing her at the very moment when he was beginning to have a "realizing sense" of her presence. He looked puzzled. He could not understand it at all. He felt that some wrong was done by somebody. He fell into an ungracious mood. He hated the Italian who had thus come between him and his happiness, and who chatted with Minnie, in his abominable broken English, just like an old acquaintance. He couldn"t understand it. He felt an unpleasant restraint thrown over him, and began to meditate a departure, and a call at some more favorable time later in the evening. But he wanted to have a few more words with "Min," and so he tried to "sit out" the Italian.
But the Italian was as determined as the American. It was the first chance that he had had to get a word with Minnie since he was in Milan, and he was eager to avail himself of it. Mrs. Willoughby, on her part, having thus discomfited the Baron, was not unmindful of the other danger; so she moved her seat to a position near enough to overlook and check Girasole, and then resumed those formal, chilling, heartless, but perfectly polite remarks which she had been administering to the Baron since Girasole"s arrival.
At length Mrs. Willoughby began to be dreadfully bored, and groaned in spirit over the situation in which Minnie had placed herself, and racked her brains to find some way of retreat from these two determined lovers, who thus set at naught the usages of society for their own convenience. She grew indignant. She wondered if they would _ever_ go. She wondered if it were not possible to engage the Count and the Baron in a conversation by themselves, and, under cover of it, withdraw. Finally she began to think whether she would not be justified in being rude to them, since they were so inconsiderate. She thought over this, and was rapidly coming to the decision that some act of rudeness was her only hope, when, to her immense relief, the servant entered and announced Lord Hawbury.
The entrance of the welcome guest into the room where the unwelcome ones were seated was to Mrs. Willoughby like light in a dark place. To Minnie also it brought immense relief in her difficult position. The ladies rose, and were about to greet the new-comer, when, to their amazement, the Baron sprang forward, caught Lord Hawbury"s hand, and wrung it over and over again with the most astonishing vehemence.
"Hawbury, as I"m a living sinner! Thunderation! Where did you come from? Good again! Darn it all, Hawbury, this is real good! And how well you look! _How_ are you? All right, and right side up? Who"d have thought it? It ain"t you, really, now, is it? Darn me if I ever was so astonished in my life! You"re the last man I"d have expected. Yes, _Sir_. You may bet high on that."
"Ah, really," said Hawbury, "my dear fellow! Flattered, I"m sure. And how goes it with you? Deuced odd place to find you, old boy. And I"m deuced glad to see you, you know, and all that sort of thing."
And he wrung the Baron"s hand quite as heartily as the other wrung his; and the expression on his face was of as much cordiality and pleasure as that upon the face of the other. Then Hawbury greeted the ladies, and apologized by stating that the Baron was a very old and tried friend, whom he had not seen for years; which intelligence surprised Mrs. Willoughby greatly, and brought a faint ray of something like peace to poor Minnie.
The ladies were not imprisoned much longer. Girasole threw a black look at Lord Hawbury, and retreated. After a few moments" chat Hawbury also retired, and made the Baron go with him. And the Baron went without any urging. He insisted, however, on shaking hands heartily with both of the ladies, especially Minnie, whose poor little hand he nearly crushed into a pulp; and to the latter he whispered the consoling a.s.surance that he would come to see her on the following day. After which he followed his friend out.
Then he took Hawbury over to his own quarters, and Hawbury made himself very much at home in a rocking-chair, which the Baron regarded as the pride and joy and glory of his room.
"By Jove!" cried Hawbury. "This is deuced odd, do you know, old chap; and I can"t imagine how the mischief you got here!"
This led to long explanations, and a long conversation, which was protracted far into the night, to the immense enjoyment of both of the friends.
The Baron was, as Lord Hawbury had said, an old friend. He had become acquainted with him many years before upon the prairies of America, near the Rocky Mountains. The Baron had rescued him from Indians, by whom he had been entrapped, and the two friends had wandered far over those regions, enduring perils, fighting enemies, and roughing it in general. This rough life had made each one"s better nature visible to the other, and had led to the formation of a friendship full of mutual appreciation of the other"s best qualities. Now it is just possible that if they had not known one another, Hawbury might have thought the Baron a boor, and the Baron might have called Hawbury a "thundering sn.o.b;" but as it was, the possible boor and the possible sn.o.b each thought the other one of the finest fellows in the world.
"But you"re not a Roman Catholic," said Hawbury, as the Baron explained his position among the Zouaves.
"What"s the odds? All"s fish that comes to their net. To get an office in the Church may require a profession of faith, but we"re not so particular in the army. I take the oath, and they let me go. Besides, I have Roman Catholic leanings."
"Roman Catholic leanings?"
"Yes; I like the Pope. He"s a fine man, Sir--a fine man. I regard that man more like a father than any thing else. There isn"t one of us but would lay down our lives for that old gentleman."
"But you never go to confession, and you"re not a member of the Church."
"No; but then I"m a member of the army, and I have long chats with some of the English-speaking priests. There are some first-rate fellows among them, too. Yes, Sir."
"I don"t see much of a leaning in all that."
"Leaning? Why, it"s all leaning. Why, look here. I remember the time when I was a grim, true-blue Puritan. Well, I ain"t that now. I used to think the Pope was the Beast of the "Pocalypse. Well, now I think he"s the finest old gentleman I ever saw. I didn"t use to go to Catholic chapel. Well, now I"m there often, and I rather kind o" like it. Besides, I"m ready to argue with them all day and all night, and what more can they expect from a fighting man?
"You see, after our war I got my hand in, and couldn"t stop fighting.
The Indians wouldn"t do--too much throat-cutting and savagery. So I came over here, took a fancy to the Pope, enlisted, was at Mentana, fit there, got promoted, went home, couldn"t stand it, and here I am, back again; though how long I"m going to be here is more"n I can tell.
The fact is, I feel kind of onsettled."
"Why so?"
"Oh, it"s an aggravating place, at the best."
"How?"
"There"s such an everlasting waste of resources--such tarnation bad management. Fact is, I"ve noted that it"s always the case wherever you trust ministers to do business. They"re sure to make a mess of it.
I"ve known lots of cases. Why, that"s always the way with us. Look at our stock-companies of any kind, our religious societies, and our publishing houses--wherever they get a ministerial committee, the whole concern goes to blazes. I _know_ that. Yes, _Sir_. Now that"s the case here. Here"s a fine country. Why, round this here city there"s a country, Sir, that, if properly managed, might beat any of our prairies--and look at it.
"Then, again, they complain of poverty. Why, I can tell you, from my own observation, that they"ve got enough capital locked up, lying useless, in this here city, to regenerate it all, and put it on its feet. This capital wants to be utilized. It"s been lying too long without paying interest. It"s time that it stopped. Why, I tell you what it is, if they were to sell out what they have here lying idle, and realize, they"d get enough money to form an endowment fund for the Pope and his court so big that his Holiness and every official in the place might get salaries all round out of the interest that would enable them to live like--well, I was going to say like princes, but there"s a lot of princes in Rome that live so shabby that the comparison ain"t worth nothing.
"Why, see here, now," continued the Baron, warming with his theme, which seemed to be a congenial one; "just look here; see the position of this Roman court. They can actually levy taxes on the whole world.
Voluntary contributions, Sir, are a wonderful power. Think of our missionary societies--our Sabbath-school organizations in the States.
Think of the wealth, the activity, and the action of all our great charitable, philanthropic, and religious bodies. What supports them all? Voluntary contributions. Now what I mean to say is this--I mean to say that if a proper organization was arranged here, they could get annual receipts from the whole round globe that would make the Pope the richest man on it. Why, in that case Rothschild wouldn"t be a circ.u.mstance. The Pope might go into banking himself, and control the markets of the world. But no. There"s a lot of ministers here, and they haven"t any head for it. I wish they"d give me a chance. I"d make things spin.
"Then, again, they"ve got other things here that"s ruining them.
There"s too much repression, and that don"t do for the immortal mind.
My idea is that every man was created free and equal, and has a right to do just as he darn pleases; but you can"t beat that into the heads of the governing cla.s.s here. No, Sir. The fact is, what Rome wants is a republic. It"ll come, too, some day. The great mistake of his Holiness"s life is that he didn"t put himself at the head of the movement in "48. He had the chance, but he got frightened, and backed down. Whereas if he had been a real, live Yankee, now--if he had been like some of our Western parsons--he"d have put himself on the tiptop of the highest wave, and gone in. Why, he could have had all Italy at his right hand by this time, instead of having it all against him.
There"s where he made his little mistake. If I were Pope I"d fight the enemy with their own weapons. I"d accept the situation. I"d go in head over heels for a republic. I"d have Rome the capital, myself president, Garibaldi commander-in-chief, Mazzini secretary of state--a man, Sir, that can lick even Bill Seward himself in a regular, old-fashioned, tonguey, subtile, diplomatic note. And in that case, with a few live men at the head of affairs, where would Victor Emanuel be? Emphatically, nowhere!
"Why, Sir," continued the Baron, "I"d engage to take this city as it is, and the office of Pope, and run the whole Roman Catholic Church, till it knocked out all opposition by the simple and natural process of absorbing all opponents. We want a republic here in Rome. We want freedom, Sir. Where is the Church making its greatest triumphs to-day?
In the States, Sir. If the Catholic Church made itself free and liberal and go-ahead; if it kept up with the times; if it was imbued with the spirit of progress, and pitched aside all old-fashioned traditions--why, I tell you, Sir, it would be a little the tallest organization on this green globe of ours. Yes, _Sir!_"
While Hawbury and the Baron were thus engaged in high discourse, Mrs.
Willoughby and Minnie were engaged in discourses of a less elevated but more engrossing character.
After the ladies had escaped they went up stairs. Lady Dalrymple had retired some time before to her own room, and they had the apartment to themselves. Minnie flung herself into a chair and looked bewildered; Mrs. Willoughby took another chair opposite, and said nothing for a long time.
"Well," said Minnie at last, "you needn"t be so cross, Kitty; I didn"t bring him here."
"Cross!" said her sister; "I"m not cross."
"Well, you"re showing temper, at any rate; and you know you are, and I think it very unkind in you, when I have so much to trouble me."
"Why, really, Minnie darling, I don"t know what to say."
"Well, why don"t you tell me what you think of him, and all that sort of thing? You _might_, you know."
"Think of him!" repeated Mrs. Willoughby, elevating her eyebrows.
"Yes, think of him; and you needn"t go and make faces about him, at any rate."
"Did I make faces? Well, dear," said Mrs. Willoughby, patiently, "I"ll tell you what I think of him. I"m afraid of him."
"Well, then," said Minnie, in a tone of triumph, "now you know how I feel. Suppose he saved your life, and then came in his awfully boisterous way to see you; and got you alone, and began that way, and really quite overwhelmed you, you know; and then, when you were really almost stunned, suppose he went and proposed to you? Now, then!"
And Minnie ended this question with the air of one who could not be answered, and knew it.