This was so wholly unexpected that it at once obstructed the narrative; Hawkins was not even sure that he had heard aright. He said: "I don"t know that I quite understand. Do you mean to say that if he was all right and proper otherwise you"d be indifferent about the earl part of the business?"
"Absolutely."
"You"d be entirely satisfied with him and wouldn"t care for his not being an earl"s son,--that being an earl"s son wouldn"t add any value to him?"
"Not the least value that I would care for. Why, Mr. Hawkins, I"ve gotten over all that day-dreaming about earldoms and aristocracies and all such nonsense and am become just a plain ordinary n.o.body and content with it; and it is to him I owe my cure. And as to anything being able to add a value to him, nothing can do that. He is the whole world to me, just as he is; he comprehends all the values there are--then how can you add one?"
"She"s pretty far gone." He said that to himself. He continued, still to himself, "I must change my plan again; I can"t seem to strike one that will stand the requirements of this most variegated emergency five minutes on a stretch. Without making this fellow a criminal, I believe I will invent a name and a character for him calculated to disenchant her. If it fails to do it, then I"ll know that the next rightest thing to do will be to help her to her fate, poor thing, not hinder her." Then he said aloud: "Well, Gwendolen--"
"I want to be called Sally."
"I"m glad of it; I like it better, myself. Well, then, I"ll tell you about this man Snodgra.s.s."
"Snodgra.s.s! Is that his name?"
"Yes--Snodgra.s.s. The other"s his nom de plume."
"It"s hideous!"
"I know it is, but we can"t help our names."
"And that is truly his real name--and not Howard Tracy?"
Hawkins answered, regretfully: "Yes, it seems a pity."
The girl sampled the name musingly, once or twice-- "Snodgra.s.s. Snodgra.s.s. No, I could not endure that. I could not get used to it. No, I should call him by his first name. What is his first name?"
"His--er--his initials are S. M."
"His initials? I don"t care anything about his initials. I can"t call him by his initials. What do they stand for?"
"Well, you see, his father was a physician, and he--he--well he was an idolater of his profession, and he--well, he was a very eccentric man, and--"
"What do they stand for! What are you shuffling about?"
"They--well they stand for Spinal Meningitis. His father being a phy--"
"I never heard such an infamous name! n.o.body can ever call a person that--a person they love. I wouldn"t call an enemy by such a name. It sounds like an epithet." After a moment, she added with a kind of consternation, "Why, it would be my name! Letters would come with it on."
"Yes--Mrs. Spinal Meningitis Snodgra.s.s."
"Don"t repeat it--don"t; I can"t bear it. Was the father a lunatic?"
"No, that is not charged."
"I am glad of that, because that is transmissible. What do you think was the matter with him, then?"
"Well, I don"t really know. The family used to run a good deal to idiots, and so, maybe--"
"Oh, there isn"t any maybe about it. This one was an idiot."
"Well, yes--he could have been. He was suspected."
"Suspected!" said Sally, with irritation. "Would one suspect there was going to be a dark time if he saw the constellations fall out of the sky? But that is enough about the idiot, I don"t take any interest in idiots; tell me about the son."
Very well, then, this one was the eldest, but not the favorite. His brother, Zylobalsamum--"
"Wait--give me a chance to realize that. It is perfectly stupefying. Zylo--what did you call it?"
"Zylobalsamum."
"I never heard such a name: It sounds like a disease. Is it a disease?"
"No, I don"t think it"s a disease. It"s either Scriptural or--"
"Well, it"s not Scriptural."
"Then it"s anatomical. I knew it was one or the other. Yes, I remember, now, it is anatomical. It"s a ganglion--a nerve centre--it is what is called the zylobalsamum process."
"Well, go on; and if you come to any more of them, omit the names; they make one feel so uncomfortable."
"Very well, then. As I said, this one was not a favorite in the family, and so he was neglected in every way, never sent to school, always allowed to a.s.sociate with the worst and coa.r.s.est characters, and so of course he has grown up a rude, vulgar, ignorant, dissipated ruffian, and--"
"He? It"s no such thing! You ought to be more generous than to make such a statement as that about a poor young stranger who--who--why, he is the very opposite of that! He is considerate, courteous, obliging, modest, gentle, refined, cultivated-oh, for shame! how can you say such things about him?"
"I don"t blame you, Sally--indeed I haven"t a word of blame for you for being blinded by--your affection--blinded to these minor defects which are so manifest to others who--"
"Minor defects? Do you call these minor defects? What are murder and arson, pray?"
"It is a difficult question to answer straight off--and of course estimates of such things vary with environment. With us, out our way, they would not necessarily attract as much attention as with you, yet they are often regarded with disapproval--"
"Murder and arson are regarded with disapproval?"
"Oh, frequently."
"With disapproval. Who are those Puritans you are talking about? But wait--how did you come to know so much about this family? Where did you get all this hearsay evidence?"
"Sally, it isn"t hearsay evidence. That is the serious part of it. I knew that family--personally."
This was a surprise.
"You? You actually knew them?"
"Knew Zylo, as we used to call him, and knew his father, Dr. Snodgra.s.s. I didn"t know your own Snodgra.s.s, but have had glimpses of him from time to time, and I heard about him all the time. He was the common talk, you see, on account of his--"
"On account of his not being a house-burner or an a.s.sa.s.sin, I suppose. That would have made him commonplace. Where did you know these people?"
"In Cherokee Strip."
"Oh, how preposterous! There are not enough people in Cherokee Strip to give anybody a reputation, good or bad. There isn"t a quorum. Why the whole population consists of a couple of wagon loads of horse thieves."
Hawkins answered placidly-- "Our friend was one of those wagon loads."
Sally"s eyes burned and her breath came quick and fast, but she kept a fairly good grip on her anger and did not let it get the advantage of her tongue. The statesman sat still and waited for developments. He was content with his work. It was as handsome a piece of diplomatic art as he had ever turned out, he thought; and now, let the girl make her own choice. He judged she would let her spectre go; he hadn"t a doubt of it in fact; but anyway, let the choice be made, and he was ready to ratify it and offer no further hindrance.
Meantime Sally had thought her case out and made up her mind. To the major"s disappointment the verdict was against him. Sally said: "He has no friend but me, and I will not desert him now. I will not marry him if his moral character is bad; but if he can prove that it isn"t, I will--and he shall have the chance. To me he seems utterly good and dear; I"ve never seen anything about him that looked otherwise-- except, of course, his calling himself an earl"s son. Maybe that is only vanity, and no real harm, when you get to the bottom of it. I do not believe he is any such person as you have painted him. I want to see him. I want you to find him and send him to me. I will implore him to be honest with me, and tell me the whole truth, and not be afraid."
"Very well; if that is your decision I will do it. But Sally, you know, he"s poor, and--"
"Oh, I don"t care anything about that. That"s neither here nor there. Will you bring him to me?"
"I"ll do it. When?--"
"Oh, dear, it"s getting toward dark, now, and so you"ll have to put it off till morning. But you will find him in the morning, won"t you? Promise."
"I"ll have him here by daylight."
"Oh, now you"re your own old self again--and lovelier than ever!"
"I couldn"t ask fairer than that. Good-bye, dear."
Sally mused a moment alone, then said earnestly, "I love him in spite of his name!" and went about her affairs with a light heart.
CHAPTER XXV.
Hawkins went straight to the telegraph office and disburdened his conscience. He said to himself, "She"s not going to give this galvanized cadaver up, that"s plain. Wild horses can"t pull her away from him. I"ve done my share; it"s for Sellers to take an innings, now." So he sent this message to New York: "Come back. Hire special train. She"s going to marry the materializee."
Meantime a note came to Rossmore Towers to say that the Earl of Rossmore had just arrived from England, and would do himself the pleasure of calling in the evening. Sally said to herself, "It is a pity he didn"t stop in New York; but it"s no matter; he can go up to-morrow and see my father. He has come over here to tomahawk papa, very likely--or buy out his claim. This thing would have excited me, a while back; but it has only one interest for me now, and only one value. I can say to--to-- Spine, Spiny, Spinal--I don"t like any form of that name!--I can say to him to-morrow, "Don"t try to keep it up any more, or I shall have to tell you whom I have been talking with last night, and then you will be embarra.s.sed.""
Tracy couldn"t know he was to be invited for the morrow, or he might have waited. As it was, he was too miserable to wait any longer; for his last hope--a letter--had failed him. It was fully due to-day; it had not come. Had his father really flung him away? It looked so. It was not like his father, but it surely looked so. His father was a rather tough nut, in truth, but had never been so with his son--still, this implacable silence had a calamitous look. Anyway, Tracy would go to the Towers and --then what? He didn"t know; his head was tired out with thinking-- he wouldn"t think about what he must do or say--let it all take care of itself. So that he saw Sally once more, he would be satisfied, happen what might; he wouldn"t care.
He hardly knew how he got to the Towers, or when. He knew and cared for only one thing--he was alone with Sally. She was kind, she was gentle, there was moisture in her eyes, and a yearning something in her face and manner which she could not wholly hide--but she kept her distance. They talked. Bye and bye she said--watching his downcast countenance out of the corner of her eye-- "It"s so lonesome--with papa and mamma gone. I try to read, but I can"t seem to get interested in any book. I try the newspapers, but they do put such rubbish in them. You take up a paper and start to read something you thinks interesting, and it goes on and on and on about how somebody--well, Dr. Snodgra.s.s, for instance--"
Not a movement from Tracy, not the quiver of a muscle. Sally was amazed --what command of himself he must have! Being disconcerted, she paused so long that Tracy presently looked up wearily and said: "Well?"
"Oh, I thought you were not listening. Yes, it goes on and on about this Doctor Snodgra.s.s, till you are so tired, and then about his younger son-- the favorite son--Zylobalsamum Snodgra.s.s--"
Not a sign from Tracy, whose head was drooping again. What supernatural self-possession! Sally fixed her eye on him and began again, resolved to blast him out of his serenity this time if she knew how to apply the dynamite that is concealed in certain forms of words when those words are properly loaded with unexpected meanings.
"And next it goes on and on and on about the eldest son--not the favorite, this one--and how he is neglected in his poor barren boyhood, and allowed to grow up unschooled, ignorant, coa.r.s.e, vulgar, the comrade of the community"s sc.u.m, and become in his completed manhood a rude, profane, dissipated ruffian--"
That head still drooped! Sally rose, moved softly and solemnly a step or two, and stood before Tracy--his head came slowly up, his meek eyes met her intense ones--then she finished with deep impressiveness-- "--named Spinal Meningitis Snodgra.s.s!"
Tracy merely exhibited signs of increased fatigue. The girl was outraged by this iron indifference and callousness, and cried out-- "What are you made of?"
"I? Why?"
"Haven"t you any sensitiveness? Don"t these things touch any poor remnant of delicate feeling in you?"
"N--no," he said wonderingly, "they don"t seem to. Why should they?"
"O, dear me, how can you look so innocent, and foolish, and good, and empty, and gentle, and all that, right in the hearing of such things as those! Look me in the eye--straight in the eye. There, now then, answer me without a flinch. Isn"t Doctor Snodgra.s.s your father, and isn"t Zylobalsamum your brother," [here Hawkins was about to enter the room, but changed his mind upon hearing these words, and elected for a walk down town, and so glided swiftly away], "and isn"t your name Spinal Meningitis, and isn"t your father a doctor and an idiot, like all the family for generations, and doesn"t he name all his children after poisons and pestilences and abnormal anatomical eccentricities of the human body? Answer me, some way or somehow--and quick. Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it and see me going mad before your face with suspense!"
"Oh, I wish I could do--do--I wish I could do something, anything that would give you peace again and make you happy; but I know of nothing-- I know of no way. I have never heard of these awful people before."
"What? Say it again!"
"I have never--never in my life till now."
"Oh, you do look so honest when you say that! It must be true--surely you couldn"t look that way, you wouldn"t look that way if it were not true--would you?"
"I couldn"t and wouldn"t. It is true. Oh, let us end this suffering-- take me back into your heart and confidence--"
"Wait--one more thing. Tell me you told that falsehood out of mere vanity and are sorry for it; that you"re not expecting to ever wear the coronet of an earl--"
"Truly I am cured--cured this very day--I am not expecting it!"
"O, now you are mine! I"ve got you back in the beauty and glory of your unsmirched poverty and your honorable obscurity, and n.o.body shall ever take you from me again but the grave! And if--"
"De earl of Rossmore, fum Englan"!"
"My father!" The young man released the girl and hung his head.
The old gentleman stood surveying the couple--the one with a strongly complimentary right eye, the other with a mixed expression done with the left. This is difficult, and not often resorted to. Presently his face relaxed into a kind of constructive gentleness, and he said to his son: "Don"t you think you could embrace me, too?"
The young man did it with alacrity. "Then you are the son of an earl, after all," said Sally, reproachfully.
"Yes, I--"
"Then I won"t have you!"
"O, but you know--"
"No, I will not. You"ve told me another fib."
"She"s right. Go away and leave us. I want to talk with her."
Berkeley was obliged to go. But he did not go far. He remained on the premises. At midnight the conference between the old gentleman and the young girl was still going blithely on, but it presently drew to a close, and the former said: "I came all the way over here to inspect you, my dear, with the general idea of breaking off this match if there were two fools of you, but as there"s only one, you can have him if you"ll take him."
"Indeed I will, then! May I kiss you?"
"You may. Thank you. Now you shall have that privilege whenever you are good."