Chapter 19 – Getting Out of Danger Thanks to Teacher
Sender: Jyouousama (AKAME_UnpopularCPsFan_QiYeDangStandingFirm), Sub-Forum: h.o.m.os.e.xual
Topic：Wanted: Little Antelope!
Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
Many thanks to those who provide contact details!
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Sender：Antelope（No One Can Find Little Antelope），Sub-Forum：h.o.m.os.e.xual
Topic：Re：Wanted: Little Antelope!
Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
How many is many? I"ll think about it!
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As school just started, there were many people around, and more than a few righteous people, hearing that someone was yelling about a molester, they naturally were obliged to help out, and LingYang was quickly caught by two burly guys and brought in front of the one who was molested.
“Senior, my heroic name had completely been ruined by your hand, now that everyone here knows I molested a girl, they will discriminate against my s.e.xual orientation,” LingYang said, aggrieved.
“Hmph, if you didn"t start running when you saw me, would I have to do this? You think I want to be molested by a little bottom?” The one referred to as senior replied scornfully, while stuffing the flyers she was holding into the hands of those two righteous guys. “Thanks to the both of you for helping me out, this is our Anime Club"s recruitment flyer, if you guys come I"ll introduce girls to you.”
The both of them took the flyer and left happily, leaving LingYang facing the senior with a despairing expression.
“Senior, please let me go, I really can"t do it~”
“Now you"re saying you can"t? The clothes have been made already, it"s according to your measurement, now then you tell me you can"t do it, where am I going to find someone to replace you?”
“Aiyah, I"m no longer like the past me, I want to be low profile.”
“Low profile? Do you know how to write low profile these two words? School"s BBS famous ID student Little Antelope.”
“Senior you don"t know, this holiday I took a master that is low profile, now I"ve already trained my inner fanatic to become pure and innocent.”
“Stop acting, I don"t care, tomorrow we"ll be recruiting at the entrance of Cafeteria 2, you must be there before noon to put on the outfit and get made up… What the f.u.c.k what happened to your antelope hoof? Played punk and was fractured by others?”
“Yes yes, Senior you see I"m injured, I really want to but I"m not able to do it.”
“n.o.body leaves the frontline because of minor injuries, anyway it wouldn"t be seen in your long sleeves, by then just pay a little more attention and don"t expose it it"ll be fine. Also, there will be an outdoor shoot in the afternoon, do you have any cla.s.ses? If you do skip them.”
“What the h.e.l.l, after one holiday Senior you"ve become more domineering!”
“No point kissing a.s.s, give me your phone! You think you"ve moved out of the dormitory, changed your phone and QQ account, n.o.body would be able to find you? If you can you should just hide deep in the mountains where there"s no reception, if not you can also go to the countryside and be a teacher, it"ll be considered as contributing to society.”
LingYang helplessly took his phone out, “Hey, I shine perfectly just by living like this.”
The senior stored his mobile number into her own phone, “If you go and bring all your beaux to me, I"ll make sure that you can skip for a few more days, remember, tomorrow at noon, the events plaza in front of Cafeteria 2, if you don"t come, just wait for me to ma.s.s-send your phone number out.”
“Senior, please don"t~~~~~~~~~~~~”
LingYang dejectedly walked to the modern literature department building, going to his cla.s.sroom, at first he wanted to find a small corner and hide, but just as he sneaked in from the back door he saw Brother Bear from his dormitory turning around and waving at him, and as though afraid that people would not notice him he shouted: “YangYang!”
With that situation LingYang could only make his way there, he decided, he could hide for now but he would not be able to hide forever, at most he would just fight it out.
“We haven"t met over the holidays, why does it look like you"ve withered during the break?” Brother Bear threw his arm around LingYang"s neck, knuckling his head with his fist.
“Hey, softer, softer, I"ve just stayed at home for too long and have not seen the sun, I"ll be back to normal once I spend more time outside.” LingYang hurriedly begged for mercy.
“Heihei,” Brother Bear laughed sinisterly, hooking LingYang"s elbow he tugged a little, his head also leaning over, quietening his voice, “Time to confess, do you owe money to the loansharks?”
“How could that be?”
“Don"t keep me in secret anymore, school has only just started, the creditors have already came a few times, luckily your brother is loyal enough, I"ve stopped them all for you, I didn"t let a single detail leak out!” Brother Bear patted his chest, his expression full of merit.
“I knew Brother you"re the kindest,” LingYang pushed against the other person"s chest. “Right so what kind of people have been looking for me?”
“Oh, let me think…” Brother Bear stroked his chin. “There"s one, when he"s serious he looks like Michael Scofield, when he smiles he looks a little like Stephen Chow.”
“… Are you still describing a human? What else?”
“There"s still one more, his eyes are like ErKang"s, nose like YongQi"s, mouth like the Eighth Prince, in general he looks a little like Fourth Prince.”
(T/N: ErKang and YongQi are characters in My Fair Princess, while Eighth Prince and Fourth Prince are from Scarlet Heart.)
“What the f.u.c.k such a horrifying face the dormitory manager still allowed him to enter?”
“Oh, and one more… A handsome guy.”
LingYang"s curiosity was baited, how handsome would a guy be to be described by Brother Bear as handsome. “How does he look like?”
“There, he"s just sitting over there, he still came twice, I told him that you still haven"t returned to school yet.” Brother Bear jerked his chin in the right direction, LingYang looked there and cringed immediately.
“Please, you could have just said it was the cla.s.s leader.” LingYang said feebly.
“Even the cla.s.s leader is also looking for you, quick say exactly what offensive things have you done.”
“Bro, you"re the one brother I trust the most, you"re the only one in the entire cla.s.s that knows my current address, you must definitely keep this secret for me, take it as I"m begging you, please~”
“So how are you going to thank me?” Brother Bear started putting on airs.
“I"l treat you to food at Cafeteria 2 ok?”
“No need! I don"t want to go to the hospital just as school is starting.”
LingYang and Brother Bear were chatting with their heads lowered, they did not realise that someone had entered the cla.s.s, only after they heard murmurings around them did they realise something was not right.
“What the f.u.c.k, why is it him?” Brother Bear"s voice sounded next to him.
LingYang looked towards the front of the cla.s.s, he also froze for a moment, why was it him?
The person who just entered headed directly to the platform, placing the folders in his hand on the table, not caring that the audience were all whispering between themselves, he went straight to the point:
“Your faculty counselor is not feeling well, I will be taking over temporarily for this semester, everyone already knows me, so I don"t have to introduce myself, next, I"ll get to know the rest of you, who"s the cla.s.s leader? …”
The person on the platform was called Tang XiuWen, he was the one teaching Modern Literature Appreciation, his cla.s.s was compulsory, so all the students were already familiar with him.
Tang XiuWen was young, talented and good-looking, normally he should be very well-received by the students, but because his character was elegant and cool, he would never do things like integrating himself with the students, so everyone could only describe him as a white lotus that could only be watched from afar and never to be dallied with.
But this was only with respect to other students, it could be said that there was some sort of background to the relationship between LingYang and Tang XiuWen, in the faculty there was only LingYang who would there to get closer to him.
“Wa, it can"t be, why is the subst.i.tute counselor Mr. Tang, he"s the one I"m most afraid of,” Brother Bear rubbed his arm, not forgetting to push his sleeve up and showing it to LingYang. “Look, all my hair stands up upon seeing him.”
LingYang looked at Brother Bear, speechless, Brother Bear was called Brother Bear not because his name had a bear character in it, but because of his height and build, 198cm rounding up to 2m, everyone called him with this name until they could not even remember his real name already.
A nearly 2m tall guy with huge muscles saying that he was afraid of someone, how scary is that person exactly?
“You"re over-exaggerating, he"s not as scary as you say he is,” LingYang sucked his lips in. “I think he"s quite approachable.”
Brother Bear looked as him as though he saw a monster, the a.s.sistant cla.s.s leader sitting in front of him also heard him and turned around to join in the discussion.
“Wa, LingYang, I have to give it to you, in the entire school I think only you will use the word approachable to describe Mr. Tang.”
LingYang was speechless. “You guys are over-exaggerating!”
“He"s our school"s famous glacier-beauty bottom,” The a.s.sistant cla.s.s leader was a cla.s.sic fujoshi, “Anything living within ten meters of him will have to die.”
LingYang"s mouth twitched, his train of thoughts was definitely different from the others.
Also, what was a famous glacier-beauty bottom? In today"s society can students now all fantasise so openly about their teachers?
“Talking about this, LingYang, you have a good relationship with him, is it because you already knew each other from before?” The a.s.sistant cla.s.s leader asked.
“Yes, I was close friends with his younger brother in high school.”
“Mr. Tang has a younger brother? Does he look like him?” She started gossiping again.
LingYang"s eyes drifted over to Tang XiuWen, the other person looked towards him as though he could sense it, their eyes connected, Tang XiuWen"s cold gaze made LingYang tremble, it seemed like everyone was not wrong.
“No, they look completely different.” LingYang shook his head vigorously.
The cla.s.s leader sitting two rows in front of LingYang suddenly turned and took a glance at him, this look made LingYang shudder, he looked down and pushed his sleeve up, his hair was also now standing on ends.
d.a.m.n, the real glacier should be this guy, between the two of them, no one knew who was colder.
The best part about changing their faculty counselor to Tang XiuWen was that he was not naggy, after making the necessary announcements he dismissed the cla.s.s, this made the students that were already prepared to listen to a long-winding speech all sigh in relief.
LingYang who had regained his freedom wanted to run off quickly, but when he had only taken a step, he was stopped by a voice behind him.
“Little Antelope.”
Only two words, but they were filled with so much lethality, making LingYang unable to even move half a step.
He slowly turned around, his face displaying a bright charming smile, “Heihei cla.s.s leader, haven"t seen you in awhile.”
“Why are you hiding from me?”
“That"s an injustice, when did I hide from you?”
“If you"re not, you"ll be running away so quickly?”
“I"m only in a hurry to buy buns from Cafeteria 2, if I"m late there wouldn"t be any left.” LingYang smiled obsequiously.
WeiShi clearly planned on ignoring his obvious fake excuse, he was planning on questioning him some more, his eyes swept across, only to notice the other person"s left hand.
“What happened to your hand?” WeiShi frowned.
LingYang raised his hand and wiggled his fingers, “You mean this? Would you believe it if I say I broke my finger while arm-wrestling?”
“You think I"m an idiot?”
“Since you won"t believe me then stop asking,” LingYang said slyly.
WeiShi silently stared at LingYang, scaring him, he always felt that this person did not need to speak and was still able to find out all his secrets.
“You didn"t come online at all during the break.”
“My hand is already like this, how do I go online?”
“What about him?”
LingYang smiled wryly, “Cla.s.s leader, you"re closer to him than I am, the things I know, you know as well, the things I don"t know, you know them too, if you don"t know where he went, it"s impossible that I would know more than you.”
WeiShi was about to speak but was interrupted by LingYang, after all LingYang could also be considered his elder, looking at him splitting hairs like this he had to give him some advice, “I say, you butcher, life is short, carpe diem, don"t keep trying to hold on to a person. If it"s not yours it"s not yours, even if you fished up all the fish in Lake ShiWen, so what? The other person will not return, why don"t you let go earlier, the fishes are innocent.”
WeiShi studied him, finally spitting out four words straight-forwardly, “I"m not like you.”
LingYang rolled his eyes, how can they always get me involved in this.
“Student LingYang,” A voice came from nearby, to LingYang, this was heaven-sent!
“Ah, teacher, I was about to look for you,” LingYang ran over swiftly.
“Ok, about what?” Tang XiuWen asked, and then turned to ask the person behind LingYang: “You have something to ask too?”
“Yes.” WeiShi who followed behind replied without a change in his expression.
LingYang was dismayed, why could he not shake him off.
“Then let"s go together.” Tang XiuWen turned and left, the two followed after.
Tang XiuWen while walking started talking to LingYang about domestic things, “My brother called, he asked why didn"t you go back during the break.”
“Ah, there was an exceptional circ.u.mstance… New Year, I"ll definitely go back during the New Year, I also miss him a lot, right, did he say anything else?”
“He said there was a grandson who called him many times to ask about you.”
LingYang choked for a moment, “Although you"re not wrong in phrasing it this way, but there should at least be a family name attached to the grandson right?”
“There seems to be, I can"t remember it already.”
When Tang XiuWen was with LingYang his att.i.tude was clearly warmer, but in the next second, he reverted back to that cold and distant iceberg image, asking WeiShi who had been walking next to them. “Did you see the email I sent two days ago?”
“Saw it.”
“Have you considered it?”
“Haven"t finish considering.”
“Better hurry, Professor Liang was full of approval for the thesis you submitted during your exam, he hopes you can research this topic with him this year, later when either a book or a thesis is published, your name will be attached to it, it"s very useful for your future. You know Professor Liang never accepts students from our department, this is a very rare opportunity, I hope you can hold on to it.”
“But I saw that that the research would take at least 3 months.”
“If you"re worried about your studies, I can help you with your teachers, anyway it"s easy to make up for the cla.s.ses in your major, if it"s you, there would be no issues at all, whereas for the cla.s.s duties…” Tang XiuWen glanced at LingYang meaningfully, the latter immediately shook his head like a rattle.
“The a.s.sistant cla.s.s leader can take over temporarily.”
Next to them, LingYang heard everything clearly, he would of course not let go off this opportunity to escape WeiShi. “Wa, teacher, are you referring to that ShanXi University Chinese Department"s Professor Liang? He"s a famous professor, to be able to research with him that"s really an opportunity that would only happen once in a thousand years, who would not treasure this chance, if he had selected me, I would immediately pack my bags and scuttle my a.s.s over there.”
Tang XiuWen"s eyes swept over him, “Vulgar.”
“… I would immediately respectfully go up to him and ask for pointers.”
“This is more like it.”
“I understand, I will reply Professor Liang as soon as possible.” WeiShi said.
Having dismissed WeiShi, Tang XiuWen again turned his attention to LingYang. “Why are you looking for me?”
“Heihei, I want to request for you to help me get some fake medical certificates.”
“Your swimming cla.s.ses right?”
“Wa, I"m so fortunate that the counselor has been changed this semester, saving me from having to make many explanations.”
“I"ve heard my brother mentioned it before, I can be your witness, the fake MC you still have to get them from the school clinic.”
“Oh, with proof the MC will be easy to get, thank you very much!”
Tang XiuWen wrote a letter for LingYang as proof, LingYang took it and waved it at him. “Thanks, teacher, I"ll go now.”
“Bye,” Tang XiuWen paused, “Student XiaoLingYang.”
LingYang froze, his name was LingYang, his online name was Little Antelope, the worst thing about this was when someone called him Xiao Ling Yang, he would never be able to tell if the other person was calling his actual name intimately, or was calling his online name.
(T/N: XiaoLingYang sounds exactly like Little Antelope and little LingYang.)
LingYang could not fathom what Tang XiuWen meant, he stood there for a few seconds but was still unable to come up with an answer, he could only laugh awkwardly and run off.
LingYang happily left the school clinic with his MC, he had thought that he would meet his death today, who would have guess there would be a change in the situation, a light at the end of the tunnel, of course, the incident where he was caught by his senior did not count.
Today he managed to get the MC effortlessly, and also got rid of a certain final boss, for at least the next three months he no longer need to be so apprehensive, whereas after the next three months… He guessed it would be like what his disciple said, things would be forgotten by then.
Teacher, you"re really a lucky star in my life!
LingYang elatedly hummed a song, his steps sped up, he wanted to return home quickly and share this amazing news with Little Buckle.
The author has something to say:
Thanking the readers for diligently exploding the author, but recently the server for has been buggy, always rolling back, sometimes lagging, Player [kunkun] had thrown 16 landmines in one shot without any cooldowns, this is going overboard ok? You"re killing the author and still guarding the corpse!
Don"t know what fillings are in the buns from Cafeteria 2 today, usually for VIP guests we would ask Brother Wolf to treat them at SenLan"s Snack City, but this important setting has yet to appear.
The records of this landmine battle looks very shocking, compared to rpgs, water bombs, the lethality is so much more, it makes people think of??
“On the bed 100, on the gra.s.s 10 dollars.”
Throwing a 100, “On the gra.s.s ten times!”
If next time there are still people who wants to use their mobile phones as weapons, please learn from this tragic experience T^T