Chapter 37 – New Content Pale Zhen Cao
Forum Gossip Section
Topic：I Don"t Know if This is Considered LinShan"s Biggest News+Gossip Since the Start
of the Server
Poster：Scout
Content：Just three words: Little Wind Chime, no further explanations…
1L: First, immediately understood, laughing with no words.
2L：If anyone from LinShan comes by, I didn"t see anything.
3L：That weird woman again! Her husband can really tolerate it, if it"s me I"ll have divorced
her long ago, this person"s head is green enough to grow gra.s.s!
4L：They"re the model couple of the server you don"t blackened their names HIAHIAHIA
5L：Wind G.o.d did you forget Uncle He!
6L：Cannot understand why G.o.d will want to team up with that someone, bringing her to
get ranked? The question is, bringing her, can they get ranked?
7L：There"s another reasonable explanation, Bell this account has invited a professional
ranked player to replace her, this is quite common, but I wouldn"t have thought the G.o.d
would do this.
8L：Why don"t we say beauty brings disaster, I support getting rid of Bell, let the G.o.d and MT be
gay together!
9L：Why can"t I understand this, can"t somebody explain it???
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(T/N: Little Wind Chime is translated from 小风铃 – XiaoFengLing, the 小-xiao comes from XiaoGe, 风-feng (wind) comes from 落冥风-LuoMingFeng (LuoMing Wind), and 铃-ling from 铃铛儿-LingDangEr (Bell). It"s the name of their 3v3 team.)
XuXian pinched his fingers recalling, “YangYang injured his left hand"s… index finger, middle finger… and ring finger.”
YeLang was shocked, “So many??”
XuXian spread out his right hand, his left hand gesturing, “Imagine if his hand spread out and landed on the ground, with this fall, breaking three fingers at once is not impossible…”
As XuXian was speculating, he glanced over to BaiLong next to him and got a fright.
BaiLong"s face was livid, as though he was bearing a deep grudge against someone.
YeLang saw it too, asking XuXian silently with his eyes.
XuXian helpless shook his head, whispering, “Every time YangYang"s hand is mentioned, he becomes like this.” Luckily there was no knife in his hand today.
YeLang sent his farewells with XuXian and BaiLong, by the time he returned to his dorm it was close to dinner time. "s new content had been released by noon, the patch had been released earlier, as such, with a small update he could quickly log onto the game.[Whisper] Bell: Husband~~~ Why are you so late, I"ve been waiting for you the whole
afternoon!
[Whisper] NightWolf: You"ve been waiting for me the whole afternoon??
[Whisper] Bell: That"s right, the client was available since 12pm, don"t you know that? Oh,
but queueing took half an hour!
[Whisper] NightWolf: …
At this moment Little Bottom Don"t Run Away called out happily on the guild chat.
[Guild] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: Bell quick look!
Talisman>
[Guild] Bell: Ahahahahah!!!!
[Guild] Bell: Why!!!!! 55555 My talisman T口T
[Guild] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: Hahahaha, who ask you to forget your friends when
your husband is around, let old Wolf sell himself as
compensation!YeLang could not hold it back anymore.
[Guild] NightWolf: What"s this situation?
[Guild] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: It"s a talisman dropped from one of the new dungeons,
your wife has been farming for the entire afternoon but
didn"t get it, upon seeing you she left the party to look
for you, in the end we tried it once more and it dropped,
haha!
[Guild] Bell: Sister Run Away is bullying me T^T Husband please console me~~
[Guild] NightWolf: …
[Whisper] NightWolf: You guys have been farming for the talisman the entire afternoon?
[Whisper] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: That"s right, Bell"s hand is extraordinarily unluckily,
you better farm one for her, if not I"m afraid she"ll go
knock her head into the wall!
[Whisper] NightWolf: How could he be online the entire afternoon!
[Whisper] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: Why not? She"s been online since the client came
online, after that we formed a party, if not it"s our
hallucinations?
[Whisper] LittleBottomDon"tRunAway: Also, old Wolf, did you type wrongly, he?
[Whisper] NightWolf: … I typed wrongly.
YeLang threw his mouse aside indignantly, what f.u.c.king kind of situation is this!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Actual self?
[Whisper] Bell: Yo, Great G.o.d!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Azure Buckle? Ask your master to remember to come online at
6pm punctually.
[Whisper] Bell: No pu-ro-ber-lem~ No problem!
[Whisper] Bell: Husband~ I"m going to get some food, there won"t be anymore buns in Cafeteria
2 if I"m late, see you later!╭(╯3╰)╮
[System] is now offline.
YeLang stared at the words “buns in Cafeteria 2”, he suddenly lost his appet.i.te.
Even looking at it a person would feel full, no wonder the girls in YanShan called this a diet weapon, this description was not exaggerated at all!
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The new season in the arena was now available.
YeLang was not very skilled at PVP, a guardian warrior was like a G.o.d in the dungeons, but in the arena it had many limitations, unless he had very suitable teammates, it was very difficult for him to progress.
However, the base score could still be awarded by partic.i.p.ating in ten arena fights, with the base score it could be exchanged for an arena outfit, so many players would form convenience teams to partic.i.p.ate in ten arena fights to get the base score.
YeLang had a fixed arena team, together with FlowerHouse who also was not very good at PK, as well as Uncle He who cannot find a team because of his explosive temper, they formed a convenience 3V3 team.
The previous Bell was completely not interested in PVP, she could not be bothered to even partic.i.p.ate, and hence was not included in YeLang"s team.
Before submitting this season"s application, YeLang still specially asked the current Bell.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Do you want to partic.i.p.ate in the arena fights?
[Whisper] Bell: Doesn"t Husband have a fixed team?
[Whisper] NightWolf: If you want to join, we can find someone else to form a 5V5 convenience
team.
[Whisper] Bell: Heehee, thanks Husband for thinking of me, but you guys go ahead, no need to
bother about me ~(@^_^@)~
At the start of the season, everyone started with an original score, the teams were matched quickly, including a large number of convenience teams, their standards were comparable, when fighting it was also not easy to lag behind.
YeLang"s team of three had partic.i.p.ated in the previous season, they could also be considered to have some mutual understanding of each other, out of 9 matches, they had 6 wins and 3 losses, and were waiting for the last match of the day.
The system alerted that the teams were matched successfully, YeLang"s team entered the arena, a two-minute countdown started, the doors opened, the three of them rushed out straight away, only to be stunned when they saw the opposing team.
Uncle He"s started running after LuoMing Wind, chopping away out of reflex.
Uncle He was a frenzied warrior, with high attack strength but weak hp, LuoMing Wind was a rogue, with weak attack strength but high evasion, perfect against warriors, nearly every other attack from Uncle He was a miss.
After much difficulty, Uncle He hit LuoMing Wind with two blows, only for him to get healed quickly by Bell.
[Party] FlowerHouse: Attack the healer first.
Night Wolf"s target was correct, however right from the start he was restrained in turns by LuoMing XiaoGe and Bell, first becoming a pig, then tied up by the twines summoned by Bell.
In comparison, the teamwork within the opposing team was seamless, coming up they converged on FlowerHouse.
Without the cover of his teammates, FlowerHouse was killed in a few moves.
Not long after, Uncle He went down too.
Night Wolf was the only one who remained standing, but he did not possess any threat, they only needed time slowly grind away at his hp.
In the arena, the opposing teams could not communicate with each other, but they could still perform actions, just before Night Wolf was about to go down, Bell ran forward to threw him a flying kiss, with a loud smacking sound.
The entire match lasted for less than three minutes, although Night Wolf"s confused tactics were one of the reasons, but people with a little knowledge on PK could tell that the opposing team was very strong.
Bell, the cleric who was the focus of the hatred did not receive any attacks at all, by the end of the match all three of them had full health.
The battle ended, the results were displayed on the screen.
[BuddhaBlocksKillingBuddha] lose, 0 kills, 0 alive, Points -17
[LittleWindChime] win, 3 kills, 3 alive, Points +17
YeLang"s face did not look very good.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Come here.
[Whisper] Bell: But we haven"t finished fighting.
[Whisper] NightWolf: I want you to come here!
LingYang sighed.
[Party] Bell: My fellow is very angry now, I"ll go calm him down.
LuoMing XiaoGe did the action where both hands were on his hips, laughing heartily.
[Party] LuoMingWind: Go ahead, just nice we can take a break.
Bell skipped over to Night Wolf.
[Whisper] Bell: Husband~~ You missed me?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Little Wind Chime? Why don"t you give yourselves a more intimate
name?
[Whisper] Bell: Husband you"re getting jealous =。=
YeLang did not know why, no matter if he was Bell, LuoMing Shadow or even LingYang, as along as he saw any interactions between him and LuoMing Wind he would be filled with anger.
[Whisper] NightWolf: You"re so impressive, you can even join the G.o.d"s team and enter the
arena, this time he"s bringing you to get points?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Such a big thing, the entire server should know about it right? As the
husband, am I the last to know again? If we didn"t catch you guys this
time, how long would you keep this from me?
[Whisper] NightWolf: You said you wanted to be low profile, you"re really very low profile,
you"re only missing the word ‘cheating" to be stuck on your forehead!
[Whisper] Bell: … Husband you"re so talkative today, I"m a little unused to it =。=
[Whisper] Bell: If not Husband why don"t we form a team for 2V2?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Don"t change the topic!
[Whisper] Bell: LuoMing Wind and I are really just friends, people like him with a belly full
of evil schemes, I will never like him!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Hmph.
[Whisper] Bell: Their 3V3 team needed one more person, I filled in the spot out of friendship.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Hmph.
[Whisper] Bell: 2V2 is for couples, you form a team with me for 2V2, there would definitely be
no one spreading rumours.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Hmph.
[Whisper] Bell: Ok ok~ I only want to form a team with Husband~
[Whisper] NightWolf: As a guy why do you like to be so coquettish?
[Whisper] Bell: Don"t you like this type?
[Whisper] Bell: Just treat it as though you"re accompanying me, Husband you"re the
best╭(╯3╰)╮
[Whisper] NightWolf: Keep your pig mouth away from me.
[Whisper] Bell: Then I"ll go play 3V3 first, Husband go build a team, think of a cool name!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Oh.
After Bell left YeLang thought, when he called him over what did he want?
[Party] Bell: Done, start the queue.
[Party] Leader has joined the waiting teams for the arena"s 3V3.Playing against teams in the initial grade was nothing for LingYang and his team, Little Wind Chime had fought in twenty matches, each match lasted for an average of five minutes, they lost two matches, one of them was a system fault, the other was when the two people from LuoMing disconnected abruptly.
[Party] Bell: Your school internet is also quite unreliable.
[Party] LuoMingXiaoGe: There"s reliable school internet in this world?
[Party] Bell: Someone should grab your T.Rex and move out~
[Party] LuoMingWind: I"ve been looking for a place, unlike your school they"re not as
readily available here.
[Party] LuoMingXiaoGe: Wuwuwu, Boss you"re abandoning us?
[Party] Bell: You should also quickly look for a good man to marry.
[Party] LuoMingXiaoGe: Sorry, I, XiaoGe, likes girls.
[Party] Bell: What a non-mainstream s.e.xual orientation, but I won"t discriminate against
you ╮(╯▽╰)╭
[Party] LuoMingXiaoGe: I thank you for that.
[Party] Bell: I"ll go accompany my labourer first, when the instance is full just call me.
[Party] LuoMingWind: You really won"t give up a single moment of spending time with him.
[Party] Bell: Chairman Mao said, must make use of every opportunity to be in love!
[Party] has left the party.
[Whisper] Bell: Anata~~~
[System] has sent you a party invitation.
[Party] has joined the party.
[Party] Bell: Have you created the team?
[System] has invited you to join 2V2 team, do you agree?
Confirm/Cancel
[Party] Bell: …………….. ※
Bell did not appear on Pa.s.sionate Sword"s name list for the new dungeon, but became LuoMing"s new external aid, surprisingly no one from Pa.s.sionate Sword mentioned their doubts. Although YeLang felt that it was odd, but he could only pray that no one would ask him the reason why.
Pa.s.sionate Sword again accepted a new holy cleric, it was a friend introduced by an old member to replace Clinging Scent, becoming Night Wolf"s new healer, joining them in the new Moon Well dungeon exploration.
Mourning Mo happened to just be staying above YeLang, before forming the team, he specially went down to discuss the roles of each member with YeLang, but throughout the discussion, he kept feeling that YeLang was somewhat distracted tonight.
“Old Wolf, you don"t seem to be on the ball tonight, is there something going on?” Ever since the start of the client today, there were many gossip spreading around the server, Mourning Mo had heard quite a bit about it, and he was very worried that these rumours would have an effect on YeLang.
YeLang hesitated for a bit, but instead asked about something else. “MoMo, do you know anyone who would feel dizzy when they go near water?”
Mourning Mo did not understand, “Why would you ask about this suddenly?”
“Today someone told me that getting dizzy near water was very common, why did I never hear of this before?”
“Uh, old Wolf, I"m afraid I"ll have to disappoint you, that, actually I am…”
YeLang looked at Mourning Mo, startled.
“Mine is hereditary, my mom, my sister, and me, we all tend to get a little dizzy near water. How to describe it, when we look at the water surface for over a minute, we will feel dizzy and nauseous.”
“… Really?”
Mourning Mo rubbed his head in embarra.s.sment, “Old Wolf you"re in the swimming team, it"s very normal for you to not have anyone who would feel dizzy when they see water, but in my circles, getting dizzy when seeing water is a pretty common occurrence…”
Mourning Mo returned to his room, YeLang again pressed the ‘O" key out of habit, Bell"s location showed that he was already in the new dungeon, while LuoMing Shadow"s name was still grey, as though it would never light up.
YeLang recalled what XuXian said that afternoon, he spread his left hand out, studying his own palm. They said that the fingers were connected to the heart, to break three fingers at once, how painful was it?
YeLang could not imagine it.