“So you"re the shoes thief, look at that disgusting name of yours, return those shoes!”
[Local] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Oh oh, I didn"t know someone dropped it. Fine, I"ll just return it to you, why do you have to insult my name? I think this name is very good, if not I wouldn"t have been able to marry my wife, ok? That person was furious, even after getting his shoes back he did not stop and continued cursing at them. Tang XiuWen"s previous account had grew up in this kind of surroundings, so he was not affected by this at all, he dragged the idiot away.
He went to the nearest waypoint and selected a random destination, only to discover that they landed at Lake ShiWen. In the distance, there was a figure fishing by the lake.
The other two people also came here, as Little Buckle was thinking about moving to another place, he saw his stupid husband running towards the lake.
[Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Wife, I have an idea! He watched the idiot lure the two people to the lake, then casting misdirection on the person fishing.
It was very rare for Tang XiuWen to get truly agitated, but at that moment he really wanted to enter the screen and hit that person until he fainted.
[Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Why are you so stupid!!! It"s useless to cast misdirection on players!!! [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Really? That couple watching them was about to faint from laughter.
“This person had probably bought his max level account right, how could he be so dumb, it"s killing me~~~”
“An idiot and a b.i.t.c.h, how compatible.”
Hearing that, Tang XiuWen was unhappy, he wanted to start attacking, but someone was faster than him.
[Combat] is enraged! Those two people had yet to grasp a hold of the situation, only to see Sakka"s fishing rod turning into a great-sword, straight away swinging at the cleric, his sword flashing, with three warrior moves he sent that person to meet G.o.d.
The other person finally reacted, returning the attacks clumsily, but was soon quickly defeated as well.
“How is this possible? Doesn"t legend say that Sakka only fishes and doesn"t bother about anything else!” Although these two people were new players, but they had also heard of Sakka before.
[Party] Sakka: You"re not allowed to create trouble here and dirty my territory. Although they were unwilling, but thinking about his reputation, and that he also had the support of that pervert MadHouse guild, even if they called for backup they would still be at a disadvantage. They might even end up offending Sakka"s fans, and so could only swallow this grievance down and leave.
Seeing their departure, Sakka returned to the lake and changed his sword back to a fishing rod.
[Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Hahahaha, so it turns out casting misdirection on a player was useful after all. [Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: … Stop being silly. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Wife, don"t you think that that person is so cool @[email protected] [Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Tsk, that"s called being overbearing and unreasonable, Lake ShiWen isn"t his. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Don"t know if I can be as cool as him one day. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: You"re not allowed to create trouble here and dirty my territory. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Oh~~~ So awe-inspiring~~~~ [Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently:
You better continue being dumb, I think that you"re much cuter than him like this.
[Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Really really? I"ll follow Wife"s instructions (*^__^*)
[Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Let"s go, we"ll catch another chimpanzee for you. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Eh? I don"t want a chimpanzee anymore, can we catch a donkey? [Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: You"re already as stupid as a donkey, if you bring a donkey around, how am I going to differentiate between the both of you?! [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Wife~~~~~ T^T The two of them had only left for a short while before Tan XiuWen received a message from LingYang.
[Whisper] Bell: Preparing to start our lion hunting plan. Tang XiuWen knew that their opportunity was here.
[Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I suddenly remembered I still have something on, I have to go offline, we"ll catch a chimpanzee tonight. [Party] Wife,TheNightIsTooShort: Ok TT, Wife must definitely come, I"ll be waiting for you~~~ A mage dressed in white robes and carrying a white rabbit rode a two-seater white dragon mount and landed by Lake ShiWen, together with a female cleric. WeiShi did not need to look to know who this person dressed in white was.
Hearing BaiLong"s request, he immediately rejected him.
[Whisper] Sakka: Impossible. [Whisper] BaiShaoTang: I"ll owe you one. [Whisper] Sakka: FlowerHouse is LingYang"s co-tenant. [Whisper] BaiShaoTang: I a.s.sure you, if LingYang tries to come and s.n.a.t.c.h it, I will definitely stop him by all means. WeiShi knew that BaiLong would never let this matter drop, after much contemplation, he finally agreed to lend FlowerHouse the scissors.
[Whisper] Sakka: Remember what you promised. XuXian accepted the scissors from WeiShi, this was the only in the two HuShuo servers that could sever a ‘Love is Stronger than Gold" marriage. This was the first time XuXian had seen it, and could not help but look over it. [Local] Sakka: Hurry up. [Local] FlowerHouse: Oh oh, sorry.
XuXian double-clicked on the scissors, this pair of scissors was definitely different from the rest, it even came with a five-second countdown, when it ended, XuXian decisively selected on confirm, and an announcement appeared on the screen.
[Announcement] Even though love is stronger than gold, but they would still get tired of each other, "s arm rises and the sword falls, breaking her affection with , from now on, love is lost, and they"ll never see each other again. The global chat exploded.
“What"s going on? This is the first time I"ve seen a divorce announcement like this.”
“FlowerHouse and Handsome Peng? Don"t they have a ‘Love is Stronger Than Gold" marriage? How did they get divorced?”
“Could it be that legendary blah blah scissors has made its re-appearance?”
“There was one in DaiShan, but after a few trades, no one knows who has it anymore.”
“Why do I have an ominous premonition, that with the appearance of this knife, this is not the only relationship it"ll sever.”
Seeing the divorce announcement, WeiShi sent a trade request to FlowerHouse. However, at the same time, the announcement was like a secret signal, LingYang also made his move.
He teleported over.
#Game Mode On#
[Local] Bell: Flower, trade! [Combat] Sakka is enraged! [Combat]
Sakka attacks Bell! [Combat]
Sakka pressures Bell! [Combat] Bell is enraged! [Combat]
Bell attacks Sakka! [Combat]
Bell casts twines onto Sakka! [Local] Bell: Thanks! [Combat] Bell casts a wind shield on herself! [Local] Sakka:
Chase! [Combat] BaiShaoTang is enraged! [Combat]
BaiShaoTang attacks Bell! [Combat]
Bell drowns BaiShaoTang with water! Sakka and Bai ShaoTang ran after Bell away from Lake ShiWen, then suddenly ——
[System]
It"s a trap! Go back! Bell still had a cool down on her teleporter, while Bai ShaoTang"s request for teleporting to FlowerHouse was rejected, and only Sakka managed to teleport back immediately with his couple ability.
[Combat]
Sakka has used To The Ends of Earth, and teleports over to Azure Buckle. When Sakka arrived, he found himself deep in the lake. Azure Buckle had been waiting for this moment, when he came online he had immediately added FlowerHouse as a friend, and now used the Friend Teleporter to move over to him to start a trade.
Sakka"s couple teleporting ability was on cool down, he quickly rushed towards the sh.o.r.e, but Azure Buckle already had the scissors in hand.
[Combat]
Sakka attacks AzureBuckle! [Combat]
AzureBuckle uses an invincible pill, becoming invincible for 8 seconds. Azure Buckle used the scissors, and waited for that five second countdown to end.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[Announcement] Even though love is stronger than gold, but they would still get tired of each other, , from now on, love is lost, and they"ll never see each other again. By then, Bell and Bai ShaoTang were back as well, only to see Sakka and Azure Buckle standing silently by the lakeside.
No one on site said a single word, after awhile, Sakka finally spoke up.
[Local] Sakka:
Good! Good! Good! He stepped forward.
[Local] Sakka:
Give me the scissors. Azure Buckle did not want to do a trade with him, and just tossed the scissors over.
Sakka picked the scissors up.
[System]
has been destroyed by . [System]
is now offline. #Game Mode Off#
Tang XiuWen exhaled.
[Local] AzureBuckle:
Ah, now I feel so refreshed looking at my head. XuXian was panicking.
[Local] FlowerHouse:
I, I, I, I was really coerced by them… Where"s the number for the locksmith! LingYang then realised something.
[Local] Bell:
… Hold up, I haven"t divorced yet!!