"Is it permitted to know the object of the charity we are going to a.s.sist so well?" said Moricourt.
Lady Chaloner, dimly aware that Mrs. Birkett was becoming very uncomfortable, although she did not clearly distinguish whether the peculiar expression to be observed on the latter"s face came from irritation or embarra.s.sment, hastily said--
"It is not a charity exactly. It is for the English Church at Schleppenheim. This is Mrs. Birkett, the wife of the clergyman,"
indicating Mrs. Birkett.
"Ah!" said Moricourt, "the English Church," and he bowed to Mrs. Birkett as though making the acquaintance of that honoured inst.i.tution. Princess Hohenschreien also included herself in the introduction, and bowed with a good-natured smile of absolute indifference to Mrs. Birkett and to all that she represented.
"Well, now then, seriously," said Lady Chaloner, "do you undertake the Cafe Chantant, Madeline?"
"Not the whole of it, my dear lady," said the Princess. "That really is too much to ask. M. Moricourt and I will act a play."
"How long does the play last?" said Lady Chaloner.
"How long did we say it took?" said the Princess to her companion. "It depends upon how often Moricourt forgets his part. When we rehea.r.s.ed it last night he waited quite ten minutes in the middle of it."
"I must remind you," said Moricourt, "that I was pausing to admire ...
the beautiful feathers in your hat."
"Oh! well, that is different," said the Princess. "I think that explanation is satisfactory--but otherwise----" And she filled up the sentence with a telling glance, to which Moricourt replied with a look of fervent admiration.
"Well, how long does it take, then?" said Lady Chaloner, with a smile of strange indulgence, Mrs. Birkett thought, for a lady so highly placed, and of such solid dignity.
"Oh! about half an hour," said Moricourt; "perhaps three-quarters."
"Is that all?" said Lady Chaloner, in some consternation. "The Cafe Chantant goes on for how long did you say, Mrs. Birkett?"
This piece of statistics Mrs. Birkett was able to furnish.
"From six till ten, I think you said, Lady Chaloner," she said, reading from her list.
"Heavens!" said the Princess, "you don"t expect us, I hope, to go on from six till ten. We had better do the Nibelungen Ring at once. I will be Brunnhilde--and I tell you what," turning to Moricourt, "you shall be the big lizard who comes in and says "bow-wow," or whatever it is. Mr.
Wentworth!" and she called to Wentworth who was strolling along with an air of being at peace with himself and the universe. "What is it that lizards do?"
"If they are small," said Wentworth, "they run up a wall in the sun, or they run over your feet, and if they are big----"
"You fall over their feet, I suppose," said the Princess.
"But a lizard at a Cafe Chantant," said Moricourt, "what does he do?"
"At a Cafe Chantant? He sings, of course," said Wentworth.
"No no," said the Princess, with again her resonant laugh. "I don"t know much about botany, but I am sure lizards don"t sing."
"Then in that case," said Moricourt, "Wentworth must. He can sing; I have heard him."
"Can you, Mr. Wentworth? How well can you sing?" said the Princess with artless candour.
"Well," said Wentworth, "that is rather difficult to say. I don"t sing quite as well as Mario perhaps, but a little better than ... a lizard."
"Oh, that will do perfectly," said the Princess. "For a charity, people are not particular."
"By the way, what is all this for?" said Wentworth.
"For the English Church here, you remember," said Lady Chaloner.
"Oh! to be sure, yes," said Wentworth. "I saw the placard."
"This is Mrs. Birkett," said Lady Chaloner.
Wentworth bowed and said politely, "I hope the bazaar will be a great success."
"I hope so, thank you," Mrs. Birkett said, feeling that if the bazaar were not a great success, she would have gone through a good deal for a very little. She longed to be allowed to go away, but she was not quite sure whether she would not be jeopardising the success of the bazaar by leaving at this juncture. Visions of having promised to meet her reverend husband to go for a walk at a given moment were haunting her.
Finally, with a desperate effort, she said--
"I am afraid I have an appointment, Lady Chaloner, and must go now, unless there is anything more I can do."
"Oh, must you go?" said Lady Chaloner, "we had better meet in the morning, I think, and make a final list of the stalls."
"Certainly," said Mrs. Birkett, with a sigh of relief, and with a determined effort she tried to include the circle she was leaving in one salutation, and made away as fast as she could.
"I hope," said the Princess, "the poor lady is not shocked at having a Cafe Chantant in her Church bazaar."
"At any rate," said Wentworth, "she will be consoled when you hand over the results to her afterwards."
"What is the name of the piece you are going to do?" said Lady Chaloner, pencil in hand.
"_Une porte qui s"ouvre_," said Moricourt, with a glance at the Princess.
"Oh! if you think we"ll have that one!" said the Princess. "Would you believe, Lady Chaloner, that he wants me to be the maid in it instead of the leading lady, because he kisses the maid behind the door!"
"My dear Maddy!" said Lady Chaloner, reprovingly.
"Don"t look so shocked at me, dear Lady Chaloner," she said. "I am sure I am as shocked myself at the suggestion, as----"
"Mrs. Birkett," suggested Wentworth.
"Precisely," said the Princess.
"At any rate we"ll put that piece on the list for the present," said Lady Chaloner. "Then there will be a song from Lady Adela----"
"And a song from Mr. Wentworth," said Moricourt.
"That"s splendid," said Lady Chaloner. "The Cafe Chantant will do. The only thing I rather regret is about the stalls, that every one is goin"
to sell the same thing."
"And who is going to buy?" said the Princess.