In July, 1794, five hundred armed men attacked the home of General John Neville, the regional tax collector for Pennsylvania, and burned it to the ground. Since local law enforcement officers seemed more than reluctant to arrest the arsonists, President George Washington was forced to mobilize the militia in Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania to put the Whiskey Rebellion down.
During Prohibition, the New Jersey Pine Barrens served both as a convenient place to conceal illegally imported intoxicants from the federal government, prior to shipment to Philadelphia and New York, and as a place to manufacture distilled spirits far from prying eyes. And again, local law enforcement officers did not enforce the liquor laws with what the federal government considered appropriate enthusiasm. Part of this was probably because most cops and deputy sheriffs both liked a little nip themselves and thought Prohibition was insane, and part was because, it has been alleged, the makers of illegally distilled intoxicants were p.r.o.ne to make generous gifts, either in cash or in kind, to the law enforcement community as a token of their respect and admiration.
Even with the repeal of Prohibition the problem did not go away. High quality, locally distilled corn whiskey, or grain neutral spirits, it was learned, could be liberally mixed with fully taxed bourbon, blended whiskey, gin, and vodka and most people in Atlantic City bars and saloons could not tell the difference. Except the bartenders and tavern keepers, who could get a gallon or more of untaxed spirits for the price of a quart of the same with a federal tax stamp affixed to the neck of the bottle.
And the illegal distillers still had enough of a profit to be able to comfortably maintain their now traditional generosity toward the local law enforcement community.
While the local law enforcement community did not actively a.s.sist the moonshine makers in their illegal enterprise, neither did they drop their other law enforcement obligations to rush to the a.s.sistance of what had become the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms in their relentless pursuit of illegal stills.
It boiled down to a definition of crime. If they learned that someone was smuggling firearms to Latin America, the locals would be as cooperative as could be desired. And since the illegal movement of cigarettes from North Carolina, where they were made and hardly taxed at all, to Atlantic City, where they were heavily taxed by both the state and city, cut into New Jersey"s tax revenues, the locals were again as cooperative as could be expected in helping to stamp out this sort of crime.
And if they happened to walk into a still in the Pine Barrens, the operator, if he could be found, would of course be hauled before the bar of justice. It was simply that other aspects of law enforcement normally precluded a vigorous prosecution of illegal distilling.
Additionally, there was-there is-a certain resentment in the local law enforcement community toward neatly dressed young men who had joined ATF right out of college, at a starting salary that almost invariably greatly exceeded that of, for example, a deputy sheriff who had been on the job ten years.
Whatever else may be said about them, ATF agents are not stupid. They know that they need the support of the local law enforcement community more than it needs theirs. They are taught to be grateful for that support, and made aware that it would be very foolish indeed to make impolitic allegations, much less investigations.
When Special Agent C. V. Glynes, of the Atlantic City office of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, making a routine call, just to keep in touch, walked into the Sheriff"s Department in the bas.e.m.e.nt of the county courthouse, he knew very well that if he was going to leave with any information he had not previously had, it would be volunteered by either the sheriff himself, or one of his deputies, and not the result of any investigative genius he might demonstrate.
He waved a friendly greeting at the sheriff, behind his gla.s.s-walled office, and then bought a Coca-Cola from the machine against the wall.
He studied the bulletin board, which was more devoted to lawn mowers, mixed collie and Labrador puppies, washing machines and other household products for sale, than to criminal matters until the sheriff, having decided he had made the fed wait long enough, waved him into his office.
"Good morning, Sheriff," Special Agent Glynes said.
"How are you, Glynes? I like your suit."
"There was a going-out-of-business sale, Machman"s, on the Boardwalk? Fifty percent off. I got two of them for a hundred and twenty bucks each."
The sheriff leaned forward and felt the material.
"That"s the real stuff. None of that plastic s.h.i.t."
"Yeah. And I got some shirts too, one hundred percent cotton Arrow. Fifty percent off."
"Anything special on your mind?"
Glynes shook his head, no.
"Just pa.s.sing through. I thought I"d stop in and ask about Dan Springs. How is he?"
"He must have really hit his steering wheel. If he hadn"t been wearing his seat belt, he"d probably have killed himself. He"s got three cracked ribs. He said it doesn"t hurt except when he breathes."
Glynes chuckled. "What happened?"
"He was out in the Barrens," the sheriff said, "and he run over something. Blew his right front tire, run off the road, and slammed into a tree."
"Jesus!"
The sheriff raised his voice and called, "Jerry!"
A uniformed deputy put his head in the office.
"Jerry, you know Mr. Glynes?"
The deputy shook his head, no.
"Revenoooooer," the sheriff said. "Don"t let him catch you with any homemade beer."
"How do you do, Mr. Glynes? Jerry Resmann."
"Chuck," Special Agent Glynes said, smiling and shaking Resmann"s hand firmly. "Pleased to meet you." Special Agent Glynes said, smiling and shaking Resmann"s hand firmly. "Pleased to meet you."
"Jerry, is that piece of sc.r.a.p metal still on Springs"s desk?" the sheriff asked.
Deputy Resmann went to the door and looked into the outer office.
"Yeah, it"s there."
"Why don"t you go get it, and give our visiting Revenooooer a look?"
"Right."
Resmann went into the outer office and returned and handed the twisted piece of metal to Glynes.
"Can you believe that thing?" the sheriff asked. "They found it in the wheel well, up behind that plastic sheeting, when they hauled Dan"s car in. No wonder he blew his tire."
Jesus Christ! What the h.e.l.l is this? That"s one-eighth, maybe three-sixteenth-inch steel. And it"s been in an explosion. One h.e.l.l of an explosion, otherwise that link of chain wouldn"t be stuck in it. three-sixteenth-inch steel. And it"s been in an explosion. One h.e.l.l of an explosion, otherwise that link of chain wouldn"t be stuck in it.
"You have any idea what this is, Sheriff?"
"It"s what blew Dan"s tire," the sheriff said. "A piece of junk metal. Probably fell off a truck when some a.s.shole was dumping garbage out in the Barrens, and then Dan drove over it."
"You know, it looks as if it"s been in an explosion," Glynes said.
"Why do you say that?" Resmann asked.
"Look at this link of chain stuck in it. The only way that could happen is if it struck it with great velocity."
The sheriff took the piece of metal from Glynes.
"There"s burned areas too," the sheriff said. "I read one time that in a hurricane, the wind gets blowing so hard, so fast, that it"ll stick pieces of straw three inches deep into a telephone pole."
Glynes took the piece of steel back and lifted it to his nose, and then, carefully, touched the edge of the burned area with his fingertip, and then looked at his fingertip. There was a black smudge. When he touched his finger to it, it smeared.
"The explosion happened recently," he said, handing the steel to the sheriff. "You can smell it, and the burned area is still moist."
The sheriff sniffed. "I"ll be d.a.m.ned. I wonder what it is?"
"I"d like to know. I"d like to run it by our laboratory. You think I could have this for a while?"
"Would we get it back?"
"Sure."
"I know Dan would want that for a souvenir."
"I can have it back here before he comes back to work."
"What do you think it is?"
"You tell me. Have there been any industrial explosions, anything like that around here?"
The sheriff considered that for a moment, and then shook his head, no.
"Take it along with you, Chuck, if you want. But I really want it back."
"I understand."
Special Agent Glynes was halfway to Atlantic City when he pulled to the side of the road.
I don"t need the G.o.dd.a.m.ned laboratory to tell me that piece of metal has been involved in the detonation of high explosives. What I want to know is where it came from.
It could be nothing. But on the other hand, if somebody is blowing things up around here with high explosives, I d.a.m.ned sure want to know who and why. things up around here with high explosives, I d.a.m.ned sure want to know who and why.
He made a U-turn, stopped at the first bar he encountered, bought a get-well bottle of Seagram"s 7-Crown for Deputy Springs, and asked for the telephone book.
He found a listing for Springs, Daniel J. Springs, Daniel J., which was both unusual and pleased him. Most law enforcement officers, including Special Agent Glynes, did not like to have their telephone numbers in the book. It was an invitation to every wife/mother/girlfriend and male relative/acquaintance of those whom one had met, professionally, professionally, so to speak, to call up, usually at two A.M., the sonofab.i.t.c.h who put Poor Harry in jail. so to speak, to call up, usually at two A.M., the sonofab.i.t.c.h who put Poor Harry in jail.
He carefully wrote down Springs"s number and address, but he did not telephone to inquire whether it would be convenient for him to call. It was likely that either Dan Springs or his wife would, politely, tell him that it would be inconvenient, and he was now determined to see him. If he showed up at the front door with a smile and a bottle of whiskey, it was unlikely that he would be turned away.
Glynes had been on the job nearly fifteen years. When he saw advertis.e.m.e.nts in the newspapers of colleges offering credit for practical experience, he often thought of applying. He had enough practical experience to be awarded a Ph.D., summa c.u.m laude, in Practical Psychology.
He found Springs"s house without difficulty. There was no car in the carport, which was disappointing. He thought about that a moment, then decided the thing to do was leave the whiskey bottle, with a calling card, "Dan, Hope you"re feeling better. Chuck." "Dan, Hope you"re feeling better. Chuck." That just might put Springs in a charitable frame of mind when he came back in the morning. That just might put Springs in a charitable frame of mind when he came back in the morning.
But he heard the sound of the television when he walked up to the door, and pushed the doorbell. Chimes sounded inside, and a few moments later a plump, comfortable-looking gray-haired woman wearing an ap.r.o.n opened the door.
"Mrs. Springs, I"m Chuck Glynes. I work sometimes with Dan, and I just heard what happened."
"Oh," she seemed uncomfortable.
Why is she uncomfortable? Ah ha. Dear Old Dan isn"t as incapacitated as he would have the sheriff believe.
"I"m not with the Sheriff"s Department, Mrs. Springs. I work for the federal government in Atlantic City. I brought something in case Dan needed something stronger than an aspirin."
"Dan went to the store for a minute," Mrs. Springs said. "My arthritis "s been acting up, and I didn"t think I should be driving."
"Well, maybe I can offer some of this to you."
"Come in," she said, making up her mind. "He shouldn"t be long."
Deputy Springs walked into his kitchen twenty minutes later.
He"s not carrying any packages. And his nose is glowing. If I were a suspicious man, I might suspect he was down at the VFW, treating his pain with a couple of shooters, not at the Acme Supermarket.
"How are you, Mr. Glynes?"
"The question, Dan, is how are you? And when did you start calling me "Mr. Glynes"? My name is Chuck."
"Cracked some ribs," Dan said. "But it only hurts when I breathe."
Glynes laughed appreciatively.
"Doris get you something to drink, Chuck?"
"Yes, she did, thank you very much," Glynes said.
"I think I might have one myself," Springs said.
"Well, then, let"s open this," Glynes said, and pushed the paper sack with the Seagram"s 7-Crown across the table toward him.
"I don"t know what happened," Dan Springs said, ten minutes later, as he freshened up Chuck Glynes"s drink. "I"m riding down the road one second, and the next second I"m off the road, straddling a tree."
"I know what happened," Glynes said.
"You do?" Springs asked, surprised.
"Let me go out to the car a minute and I"ll get it," Glynes said.
Springs walked out to the car with him. Glynes handed him the explosive-torn chunk of metal.
"You ran over that," Glynes said. "It opened your tire like an ax."
"Jesus, I wonder where that came from?"
"Well, they found it in your wheel well, up behind that rubber sheet. But I"d like to know, professionally, where it came from."
"Excuse me?"
"That piece of steel has been in an explosion, Dan. Look at that link of chain stuck in it."
"I"ll be d.a.m.ned!"
"I"d really like to see where you had the wreck."
"Out in the Pine Barrens."
"Could you find the spot again?"