Why are you so sure it"s her? Because the gentle s.e.x, contrary to popular opinion, does not have an exclusive monopoly on intuition, and also because everybody, anybody, else would have left a message.
If you call her back, there is a very good chance that you can wind up between, or on top of, the sheets with her. Why doesn"t that fill you with joyous antic.i.p.ation?
The answer came with a sudden, very clear mental image of Professor Harry Glover outside the house in Upper Darby, specifically of the look in his eyes that said, "I know you have been fooling around with my wife." "I know you have been fooling around with my wife."
Jesus Christ, could it be him? "Stay away from my wife, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d! "
Conclusions: You did the right thing, Matthew, my boy, because G.o.d takes care of fools and drunks, and you qualify on both counts, in not picking up the telephone. You neither want to discuss with Professor Glover your relationship with his wife, or diddle the lady.
And why not? Because he knows? Or because Precious Penny has made it quite clear that she would be willing, indeed pleased, to roll around on the sheets with you?
Oh, s.h.i.t!
He turned on the television, sat down in his armchair, flicked through the channels, got up, and went to the refrigerator for a beer.
The telephone rang again.
He walked to the chair-side table, looked down at the telephone, and picked it up on the third ring.
"Payne."
"This is your friendly neighborhood FBI agent," a familiar voice said. "We have a report of a s.e.xual deviate living at that address. Would you care to comment?"
"The word is "athlete," not "deviate." Guilty. What are you up to, Jack?"
Jack Matthews, a tall, muscular, fair-skinned man in his late twenties, was a special agent of the FBI. When Matt had been wounded by a member of the so-called Islamic Liberation Army, Jack had shown up to express the FBI"s sympathy, and, Matt was sure, to find out what the Philadelphia Police knew about the Islamic Liberation Army and might not be telling the FBI. In addition, Lari Matsi, a nurse in the hospital who had raised Matt"s temperature at least four degrees simply by handing him an aspirin, had suddenly found Matt invisible after a thirty-second look at the pride of the Justice Department.
Despite this, however, Matt liked Jack Matthews. He watched what he said about police activity when they were together, but they shared a sense of humor, and he had become convinced that there was a certain honest affection on Jack"s part for him and Charley McFadden, whose fiancee and Lari Matsi were pals.
"I"m sitting at the FOP bar with a morose Irish detective," Jack said. "Who is threatening to sing, "I"ll take you home again, Kathleen." McFadden wants you to come over here and sing harmony. "
"You sound like you"ve been there for a while."
"Only since it opened," Jack said. "The girls are working."
"Did you call before, Jack?"
"No. Why?"
"No reason. Yeah, give me twenty minutes."
"Bring some of that Las Vegas money with you," Jack said, and hung up.
Matt went into his bedroom and changed into khakis and a sweatshirt. As he was reclaiming his pistol from the mantelpiece, the telephone rang again. He looked at it for a moment, and then went down the stairs.
Jack Matthews and Charley McFadden, a very large, pleasant-faced young man, were sitting at a table near the door of the bar in the bas.e.m.e.nt of the Fraternal Order of Police Building on Spring Garden Street, just off North Broad Street, when Matt walked in.
There was a third man at the table, Jesus Martinez, in a suit Matt thought was predictably flashy, and whom he was surprised to see, although when he thought about it, he wondered why.
Charley McFadden and Jesus Martinez had been partners, working as undercover Narcs. When their anonymity had been destroyed when they ran to earth the junkie who had shot Captain Dutch Moffitt, they had been transferred to Special Operations. Charley and Martinez had been friends and, more important, partners, since before Matt had come on the job.
"How are you, Hay-zus?" Matt said, offering his hand and smiling at Officer Jesus Martinez of the Airport Unit.
"Whaddaya say, Payne?" Jesus replied.
Both our smiles are forced, Matt thought. Matt thought. He doesn"t like me, for no good reason that I can think of, and I am not especially fond of him. We are on our good behavior because Charley likes both of us, and we both like Charley. He doesn"t like me, for no good reason that I can think of, and I am not especially fond of him. We are on our good behavior because Charley likes both of us, and we both like Charley.
Matthews and McFadden were dressed much like Matt. Charley was wearing a zippered nylon jacket and blue jeans, and Matthews was wearing blue jeans and a sweatshirt with the legend PROPERTY OF THE SING-SING ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT. A loose-fitting upper garment of some sort is required to conceal revolvers.
They both had their feet up on chairs, and were watching the dancers on the floor, at least a half dozen of whom appeared to have their slacks and blouses painted on.
"We have a new rule," Jack said. "People who win a lot of money gambling have to buy the beer."
"Right," McFadden said.
They"re both plastered. I think Jack is here because he wants to be, not because the FBI told him to hang around the cops with his eyes and ears open.
"Does that apply to guys who can tell certain females that their boyfriends spent Sat.u.r.day night ogling the broads in the FOP bar?"
"You have a point, sir," Jack said. "I will buy the beer."
"Sit down," Matt said. "Ortlieb"s, right? What are you drinking, Hay-zus?"
Martinez picked up a gla.s.s that almost certainly held straight 7UP.
"I"m okay. Thanks."
Matt crossed the room to the bar and picked up three bottles of Ortlieb"s beer and a bottle of 7UP and returned to the table.
When he pa.s.sed the 7UP to Jesus, Martinez snapped, "I told you I was okay."
"I"m the last of the big spenders, all right?" Matt countered, and then his annoyance overwhelmed him. "Drink it. Maybe it"ll help you grow."
Martinez was instantly to his feet.
"I"m big enough to whip your a.s.s anytime, hotshot."
"Don"t f.u.c.k with me, Martinez, I"ve had a bad day."
"Shut up, Hay-zus," Charley said. "Shut up and sit down."
"f.u.c.k him!" Martinez snarled. "f.u.c.king hotshot!"
"Hey!" an authoritative voice called from somewhere in the large, dark, low-ceilinged room. "Watch the G.o.dd.a.m.ned language. There"s ladies in here, for Christ"s sake."
Martinez turned on his heel and went quickly out the door. Matt could hear his shoes on the concrete stairs. They made a sort of metallic ringing sound.
"What was that all about?" Matthews asked.
"You shouldn"t have made that crack about him growing, Matt," Charley said.
"All he had to do was say "thank you" for the G.o.dd.a.m.n 7UP. Or say nothing. He didn"t have to bite my a.s.s. I don"t have to put up with his s.h.i.t. Or yours, either."
"Oh, boy," Matthews said. "I"m going to get to see a real bar-room brawl."
"He never liked you for openers," Charley said, "and then you pa.s.sed the exam, and he didn"t."
"What am I supposed to do, apologize for pa.s.sing the exam?"
"Just show a little consideration for his feelings is all," Charley said, almost plaintively.
Matt laughed and sat down.
"What"s so funny?"
"Let it go, Charley," Matthews said.
"I want to know what he thinks is so funny!"
"Drink your beer, Charley," Matthews said.
"Jesus," Charley said, and sat down.
"I want to say something to you, Charley," Matt said.
"Yeah?" McFadden asked suspiciously. "What would that be?"
"I don"t want you telling Mary, if she comes in here and finds you lying on the floor, that I held you down and poured booze down your throat."
McFadden glowered at him for a moment and then said, "f.u.c.k you, Matt."
There was affection in his voice.
"And so what"s new with you, Detective Payne?" Matthews asked. "Aside from you going back to Special Operations, I mean?"
"That upset Hay-zus too," Charley interrupted. "When he heard that you"re going back out there. Sort of rubbing it in his face. With him flunking the exam."
"Loyalty, thy name is McFadden," Matt said.
"Something wrong with that?"
"Not a thing, pal. I admire it," Matt said, and then turned to Matthews. "How about the FBI? Arrested anybody interesting lately?"
"No, but I"m hot on the trail of a big-time gambler. Was he pulling my leg, or did you really win six thousand bucks out there?"
"Sixty-seven hundred, he tells you, in the interests of accuracy."
"And what if you had lost?"
"I was going to quit when I lost a hundred," Matt said. "But I didn"t lose it."
"You went out there to bring the Detweiler girl home?"
"Right."
"How is she?"
"I don"t know," Matt said. "She seems perfectly normal. As normal as she ever was."
The question and his response made him uncomfortable. He stood up.
"I need another beer."
He was surprised when Jack Matthews showed up at his elbow while he was waiting for his turn with the bartender.
"My turn to buy," Jack said.
He wants something. How do I know that?
"I thought you would never say that," Matt replied.
Matthews took money from his pocket.
"I understand Special Operations now runs Dignitary Protection, " he said.
"I don"t know. I haven"t reported in yet. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, I"ve been a.s.signed to liaise between the Bureau and the Secret Service for the Vice President"s visit."
"What does that mean?"
"Well, for example, when the Secret Service big shot arrives at 30th Street Station from Washington tomorrow morning, I will be a member of the official welcoming party."
"You get to carry his bags? Boy, you are moving up in the FBI, aren"t you?"
Why am I unwilling to tell him, "Whoopee, what a coincidence, me too!" "Whoopee, what a coincidence, me too!"
"Screw you, Matt," Matthews said, chuckling. "Look, if you can find out who"s going to run this for the Police Department, it would be helpful to me. Okay?"
"Yeah, sure, Jack. I"ll ask around."
At quarter to seven the next morning, half an hour early, Officer Tom O"Mara pulled Staff Inspector Peter Wohl"s unmarked car to the curb in front of the Delaware Valley Cancer Society Building.
And then he didn"t know what to do. It was an office building, and it was Sunday, and it was closed. Detective Payne had told him he lived on the top floor. That was a little strange to begin with. Who lived in an office building?
He got out of the car and walked to the plate-gla.s.s door and looked in. There was a deserted lobby, with a polishing machine next to a receptionist"s desk, and nothing else. O"Mara walked to the edge of the sidewalk and looked up. He couldn"t see anything. But then when he glanced back at the building, he saw a doorbell, mounted on the bricks next to the door where you could hardly see it.
He went to it and pushed it. He couldn"t hear anything ringing. He decided the only thing he could do was just wait. He went to the car and leaned on the fender.