"With a surplus revenue of millions."
"How did the Whigs?"
"With a deficiency that made the nation scratch their head, and stare agin."
"I could go through the details with you, as far as my imperfect information extends, or more imperfect memory would let me; but it is all the same, and always will be, here, in France, with us, in the colonies, and everywhere else. Whenever property, talent, and virtue are all on one side, and only ignorant numbers, with a mere sprinkling of property and talent to agitate "em and make use of "em, or misinformed or mistaken virtue to sanction "em on the other side, no honest man can take long to deliberate which side he will choose.
"As to those conservatives, I don"t know what to say, Sam; I should like to put you right if I could. But I"ll tell you what puzzles me. I ask myself what is a Tory? I find he is a man who goes the whole figur" for the support of the monarchy, in its three orders, of king, lords, and commons, as by law established; that he is for the connexion of Church and State and so on; and that as the wealthiest man in England, he offers to prove his sincerity, by paying the greatest part of the taxes to uphold these things. Well, then I ask what is Consarvitism? I am told that it means, what it imports, a conservation of things as they are.
Where, then, is the difference? _If there is no difference, it is a mere juggle to change the name: if there is a difference, the word is worse than a juggle, for it don"t import any_."
"Tell you what," said Mr. Slick, "I heerd an old critter to Halifax once describe "em beautiful. He said he could tell a man"s politicks by his shirt. "A Tory, Sir," said he, for he was a pompious old boy was old Blue-Nose; "a Tory, Sir," said he, "is a gentleman every inch of him, stock, lock, and barrel; and he puts a clean frill shirt on every day.
A Whig, Sir," says he, "is a gentleman every other inch of him, and he puts an onfrilled one on every other day. A Radical, Sir, ain"t no gentleman at all, and he only puts one on of a Sunday. But a Chartist, Sir, is a loafer; he never puts one on till the old one won"t hold together no longer, and drops off in, pieces.""
"Pooh!" said Mr. Hopewell, "now don"t talk nonsense; but as I was a-goin" to say, I am a plain man, and a straightforward man, Sam; what I say, I mean; and what I mean, I say. Private and public life are subject to the same rules; and truth and manliness are two qualities that will carry you through this world much better than policy, or tact, or expediency, or any other word that ever was devised to conceal, or mystify a deviation from the straight line. They have a sartificate of character, these consarvitives, in having the support of the Tories; but that don"t quite satisfy me. It may, perhaps, mean no more than this, arter all--they are the best sarvants we have; but not as good as we want. However, I shall know more about it soon; and when I do, I will give you my opinion candidly. One thing, however, is certain, a change in the inst.i.tutions of a country I could accede to, approve, and support, if necessary and good; but I never can approve of either an individual or a party--"_changing a name_.""
CHAPTER X. THE NELSON MONUMENT.
The following day being dry, we walked out to view the wonders of this great commercial city of England, Liverpool. The side-paths were filled with an active and busy population, and the main streets thronged with heavily-laden waggons, conveying to the docks the manufactures of the country, or carrying inward the productions of foreign nations. It was an animating and busy scene.
"This," said Mr. Hopewell, "is solitude. It is in a place like this, that you feel yourself to be an isolated being, when you are surrounded by mult.i.tudes who have no sympathy with you, to whom you are not only wholly unknown, but not one of whom you have ever seen before.
"The solitude of the vast American forest is not equal to this.
Encompa.s.sed by the great objects of nature, you recognise nature"s G.o.d every where; you feel his presence, and rely on his protection. Every thing in a city is artificial, the predominant idea is man; and man, under circ.u.mstances like the present, is neither your friend nor protector. You form no part of the social system here. Gregarious by nature, you cannot a.s.sociate; dependent, you cannot attach yourself; a rational being, you cannot interchange ideas. In seeking the wilderness you enter the abode of solitude, and are naturally and voluntarily alone. On visiting a city, on the contrary, you enter the residence of man, and if you are forced into isolation there, to you it is worse than a desert.
"I know of nothing so depressing as this feeling of unconnected individuality, amidst a dense population like this. But, my friend, there is One who never forsakes us either in the throng or the wilderness, whose ear is always open to our pet.i.tions, and who has invited us to rely on his goodness and mercy."
"You hadn"t ought to feel lonely here, Minister," said Mr. Slick. "It"s a place we have a right to boast of is Liverpool; we built it, and I"ll tell you what it is, to build two such cities as New York and Liverpool in the short time we did, is sunthin" to brag of. If there had been no New York, there would have been no Liverpool; but if there had been no Liverpool, there would have been a New York though. They couldn"t do nothin" without us. We had to build them elegant line-packets for "em; they couldn"t build one that could sail, and if she sail"d she couldn"t steer, and if she sail"d and steer"d, she upsot; there was always a screw loose somewhere.
"It cost us a great deal too to build them ere great docks. They cover about seventy acres, I reckon. We have to pay heavy port dues to keep "em up, and pay interest on capital. The worst of it is, too, while we pay for all this, we hante got the direction of the works."
"If you have paid for all these things," said I, "you had better lay claim to Liverpool. Like the disputed territory (to which it now appears, you knew you had no legal or equitable claim), it is probable you will have half of it ceded to you, for the purpose of conciliation.
I admire this boast of yours uncommonly. It reminds me of the conversation we had some years ago, about the device on your "naval b.u.t.ton," of the eagle holding an anchor in its claws--that national emblem of ill-directed ambition and vulgar pretension."
"I thank you for that hint," said Mr. Slick, "I was in jeest like; but there is more in it, for all that, than you"d think. It ain"t literal fact, but it is figurative truth. But now I"ll shew you sunthin" in this town, that"s as false as parjury, sunthin that"s a disgrace to this country and an insult to our great nation, and there is no jeest in it nother, but a downright lie; and, since you go for to throw up to me our naval b.u.t.ton with its "eagle and anchor," I"ll point out to you sunthin"
a hundred thousand million times wus. What was the name o" that English admiral folks made such a touss about; that cripple-gaited, one-eyed, one-armed little naval critter?"
"Do you mean Lord Nelson?"
"I do," said he, and pointing to his monument, he continued, "There he is as big as life, five feet nothin", with his shoes on. Now examine that monument, and tell me if the English don"t know how to brag, as well as some other folks, and whether they don"t brag too sumtimes, when they hante got no right to. There is four figures there a representing the four quarters of the globe in chains, and among them America, a crouchin" down, and a-beggin" for life, like a mean heathen Ingin. Well, jist do the civil now, and tell me when that little braggin" feller ever whipped us, will you? Just tell me the day of the year he was ever able to do it, since his mammy cut the ap.r.o.n string and let him run to seek his fortin". Heavens and airth, we"d a chawed him right up!
"No, there never was an officer among you, that had any thing to brag of about us but one, and he wasn"t a Britisher--he was a despisable Blue-nose colonist boy of Halifax. When his captain was took below wounded, he was leftenant, so he jist ups and takes command o" the Shannon, and fit like a tiger and took our splendid frigate the Chesapeake, and that was sumthing to brag on. And what did he get for it? Why colony sarce, half-pay, and leave to make room for Englishers to go over his head; and here is a lyin" false monument, erected to this man that never even see"d one of our national ships, much less smelt thunder and lightning out of one, that English like, has got this for what he didn"t do.
"I am sorry Mr. Lett [Footnote: This was the man that blew up the Brock monument in Canada. _He was a Patriot_.] is dead to Canada, or I"d give him a hint about this. I"d say, "I hope none of our free and enlightened citizens will blow this lyin", swaggerin", bullyin" monument up? I should be sorry for "em to take notice of such vulgar insolence as this; for bullies will brag." He"d wink and say, "I won"t non-concur with you, Mr. Slick. I hope it won"t be blowed up; but wishes like dreams come con_trary_ ways sometimes, and I shouldn"t much wonder if it bragged till it bust some night." It would go for it, that"s a fact. For Mr.
Lett has a kind of nateral genius for blowin" up of monuments.
"Now you talk of our Eagle takin" an anchor in its claws as bad taste.
I won"t say it isn"t; but it is a nation sight better nor this. See what the little admiral critter is about! why he is a stampin" and a jabbin"
of the iron heel of his boot into the lifeless body of a fallen foe!
It"s horrid disgustin", and ain"t overly brave nother; and to make matters wus, as if this warn"t bad enough, them four emblem figures, have great heavy iron chains on "em, and a great enormous sneezer of a lion has one part o" the chain in its mouth, and is a-growlin" and a-grinnin" and a-snarling at "em like mad, as much as to say, "if you dare to move the sixteen hundredth part of an inch, I will fall to and make mincemeat of you, in less than half no time. I don"t think there never was nothin" so bad as this, ever seen since the days of old daddy Adam down to this present blessed day, I don"t indeed. So don"t come for to go, Squire, to tarnt me with the Eagle and the anchor no more, for I don"t like it a bit; you"d better look to your "_Nelson monument_" and let us alone. So come now!"
Amidst much that was coa.r.s.e, and more that was exaggerated, there was still some foundation for the remarks of the Attache.
"You arrogate a little too much to yourselves," I observed, "in considering the United States as all America. At the time these brilliant deeds were achieved, which this monument is intended to commemorate, the Spaniards owned a very much greater portion of the transatlantic continent than you now do, and their navy composed a part of the hostile fleets which were destroyed by Lord Nelson. At that time, also, you had no navy, or at all events, so few ships, as scarcely to deserve the name of one; nor had you won for yourselves that high character, which you now so justly enjoy, for skill and gallantry. I agree with you, however, in thinking the monument is in bad taste. The name of Lord Nelson is its own monument. It will survive when these perishable structures, which the pride or the grat.i.tude of his countrymen have erected to perpetuate his fame, shall have mouldered into dust, and been forgotten for ever. If visible objects are thought necessary to suggest the mention of his name oftener that it would otherwise occur to the mind, they should be such as to improve the taste, as well as awaken the patriotism of the beholder. As an American, there is nothing to which you have a right to object, but as a critic, I admit that there is much that you cannot approve in the "_Nelson Monument_.""
CHAPTER XI. COTTAGES.
On the tenth day after we landed at Liverpool, we arrived in London and settled ourselves very comfortably in lodgings at No. 202, Piccadilly, where every possible attention was paid to us by our landlord and his wife, Mr. and Mrs. Weeks. We performed the journey in a post-chaise, fearing that the rapid motion of a rail car might have an unpleasant effect upon the health of Mr. Hope well.
Of the little incidents of travel that occurred to us, or of the various objects of attraction on the route, it is not my intention to give any account. Our journey was doubtless much like the journeys of other people, and every thing of local interest is to be found in Guide Books, or topographical works, which are within the reach of every body.
This book, however imperfect its execution may be, is altogether of another kind. I shall therefore pa.s.s over this and other subsequent journeys, with no other remark, than that they were performed, until something shall occur ill.u.s.trative of the objects I have in view.
On this occasion I shall select from my diary a description of the labourer"s cottage, and the parish church; because the one shews the habits, tastes, and condition of the poor of this country, in contrast with that of America--and the other, the relative means of religious instruction, and its effect on the lower orders.
On the Sat.u.r.day morning, while preparing to resume our journey, which was now nearly half completed, Mr. Hopewell expressed a desire to remain at the inn where we were, until the following Monday. As the day was fine, he said he should like to ramble about the neighbourhood, and enjoy the fresh air. His attention was soon drawn to some very beautiful new cottages.
"These," said he, "are no doubt erected at the expense, and for the gratification of some great landed proprietor. They are not the abodes of ordinary labourers, but designed for some favoured dependant or aged servant. They are expensive toys, but still they are not without their use. They diffuse a taste among the peasantry--they present them with models, which, though they cannot imitate in costliness of material or finish, they can copy in arrangement, and in that sort of decoration, which flowers, and vines, and culture, and care can give. Let us seek one which is peculiarly the poor man"s cottage, and let us go in and see who and what they are, how they live, and above all, how they think and talk. Here is a lane, let us follow it, till we come to a habitation."
We turned into a gra.s.s road, bounded on either side by a high straggling thorn hedge. At its termination was an irregular cottage with a thatched roof, which projected over the windows in front. The latter were latticed with diamond-shaped panes of gla.s.s, and were four in number, one on each side of the door and two just under the roof. The door was made of two transverse parts, the upper half of which was open. On one side was a basket-like cage containing a magpie, and on the other, a cat lay extended on a bench, dozing in the warmth of the sun. The blue smoke, curling upwards from a crooked chimney, afforded proof of some one being within.
We therefore opened a little gate, and proceeded through a neat garden, in which flowers and vegetables were intermixed. It had a gay appearance from the pear, apple, thorn and cherry being all in full bloom. We were received at the door by a middle-aged woman, with the ruddy glow of health on her cheeks, and dressed in coa.r.s.e, plain, but remarkably neat and suitable, attire. As this was a cottage selected at random, and visited without previous intimation of our intention, I took particular notice of every thing I saw, because I regarded its appearance as a fair specimen of its constant and daily state.
Mr. Hopewell needed no introduction. His appearance told what he was.
His great stature and erect bearing, his intelligent and amiable face, his n.o.ble forehead, his beautiful snow-white locks, his precise and antique dress, his simplicity of manner, every thing, in short, about him, at once attracted attention and conciliated favour.
Mrs. Hodgins, for such was her name, received us with that mixture of respect and ease, which shewed she was accustomed to converse with her superiors. She was dressed in a blue homespun gown, (the sleeves of which were drawn up to her elbows and the lower part tucked through her pocket-hole,) a black stuff petticoat, black stockings and shoes with the soles more than half an inch thick. She wore also, a large white ap.r.o.n, and a neat and by no means unbecoming cap. She informed us her husband was a gardener"s labourer, that supported his family by his daily work, and by the proceeds of the little garden attached to the house, and invited us to come in and sit down.
The apartment into which the door opened, was a kitchen or common room.
On one side, was a large fire-place, the mantel-piece or shelf, of which was filled with bra.s.s candlesticks, large and small, some queer old-fashioned lamps, snuffers and trays, polished to a degree of brightness, that was dazzling. A dresser was carried round the wall, filled with plates and dishes, and underneath were exhibited the ordinary culinary utensils, in excellent order. A small table stood before the fire, with a cloth of spotless whiteness spread upon it, as if in preparation for a meal. A few stools completed the furniture.
Pa.s.sing through this place, we were shewn into the parlour, a small room with a sanded floor. Against the sides were placed some old, dark, and highly polished chairs, of antique form and rude workmanship. The walls were decorated with several coloured prints, ill.u.s.trative of the Pilgrim"s Progress and hung in small red frames of about six inches square. The fire-place was filled with moss, and its mantel-shelf had its china sheep and sheperdesses, and a small looking-gla.s.s, the whole being surmounted by a gun hung transversely. The Lord"s Prayer and the Ten Commandments worked in worsted, were suspended in a wooden frame between the windows, which had white muslin blinds, and opened on hinges, like a door. A cupboard made to fit the corner, in a manner to economise room, was filled with china mugs, cups and saucers of different sizes and patterns, some old tea-spoons and a plated tea-pot.
There was a small table opposite to the window, which Contained half a dozen books. One of these was large, handsomely bound, and decorated with gilt edged paper. Mr. Hopewell opened it, and expressed great satisfaction at finding such an edition of a bible in such a house. Mrs.
Hodgins explained that this was a present from her eldest son, who had thus appropriated his first earnings to the gratification of his mother.
"Creditable to you both, dear," said Mr. Hopewell: "to you, because it is a proof how well you have instructed him; and to him, that he so well appreciated and so faithfully remembered those lessons of duty."
He then inquired into the state of her family, whether the boy who was training a peach-tree against the end of the house was her son, and many other matters not necessary to record with the same precision that I have enumerated the furniture.
"Oh, here is a pretty little child!" said he. "Come here, dear, and shake hands along with me. What beautiful hair she has! and she looks so clean and nice, too. Every thing and every body here is so neat, so tidy, and so appropriate. Kiss me, dear; and then talk to me; for I love little children. "Suffer them to come unto me," said our Master, "for of such is the kingdom of Heaven:" that is, that we should resemble these little ones in our innocence."
He then took her on his knee. "Can you say the Lord"s Prayer, dear?"