"Can you ever get back behind, sir?"
"Behind what?" Dr. Lavendar asked. He was looking at David and wondering what was different about the child; he did not have quite his usual aspect. "I must have left off some of his clothes," Dr.
Lavendar thought anxiously, and that question about getting back behind suggested b.u.t.tons. "Are your braces fastened?" he asked.
"And do it over again," David said. "Is there any way you can get back behind, and do it over again?"
"Do what over again?" Dr. Lavendar said. "If they"ve come unfastened-- "
"I don"t like sleeping," said David. "If I could get behind again, I wouldn"t."
Dr. Lavendar gave it up, but he fumbled under David"s little coat and discovered that the b.u.t.tons were all right. "There seems to be something different about you, David," he said, as they pushed their chairs from the table. David had no explanation to offer, so Dr.
Lavendar consulted the waitress: "Is there anything wrong about this little boy"s clothing? He doesn"t look just right--"
"I guess he hasn"t had his hair brushed, sir," said the smiling young woman, and carried the child off to some lair of her own, whence he emerged in his usual order.
"Thank you, my dear," said Dr. Lavendar. He took David"s hand, and out they stepped into the world! For a moment they stood still on the sidewalk to get their breaths in the rush and jostle of the crowd that surged along the street; a simple, happy pair--an old man in a blue m.u.f.fler and broad-brimmed felt hat, a child in a little surtout and visored cap. David gripped Dr. Lavendar"s hand tight, and looked up into his face; its smile beaming upon all these hurrying people, rea.s.sured the child, and he paced along beside the old gentleman in grave content. They stopped at the first shop-window, and gazed at a row of fish bedded in ice--beautiful iridescent mackerel, fat red pompoms, and in the middle, in a nest of seaweed, green-black creatures, with great claws that ended in pincers and eyes that looked like pegs stuck into their heads. David stared, open-mouthed; then he put a hand into his pocket.
"How much would one cost, sir?"
"I don"t know," said Dr. Lavendar.
"I think I will buy one, and take it home and keep it in a cage."
At which Dr. Lavendar said gravely, that he feared the creatures would not be happy in a cage--"And besides, people eat them, David."
David was silent; then, in a suppressed voice, he said, "Are they happy when people eat them? I think they"d rather be in a cage; I would hang it in my window."
But Dr. Lavendar only said, "Dear me! What have we here?" and drew him to the next shop, at the door of which stood a wooden Indian, a tomahawk in one hand, and a cigar-box in the other. Dr. Lavendar bade David wait outside while he went into this shop, which the little boy was perfectly willing to do, for it isn"t every day you get the chance to examine a wooden Indian, even to climbing up on his pedestal and feeling his tomahawk with respectful fingers. When Dr. Lavendar came out, David took his kind old hand, and burst into confidences.
"When I"m big I"m going to fight Indians. Or else I"ll drive fast horses. I don"t know which. It"s hard to decide, ain"t it, sir?"
"Very hard. If you choose the horses, I"ll give you Goliath."
David was silent; then he sighed: "I guess I"ll fight Indians, sir,"
he said.
But a moment later he was cheerfully confidential; he had thirty cents to spend! "Dear, dear," said Dr. Lavendar, "we mustn"t do anything rash. Here, let"s look in this window."
Oh, how many windows there were, and all of them full of beautiful things! Dr. Lavendar was willing to stop at every one; and he joined in David"s game of "mine," with the seriousness that all thoughtful persons give to this diversion.
"That"s _mine!_" David would cry, pointing to a green china toad behind the plate gla.s.s; and Dr. Lavendar would say gravely,
"You may have it, David; you may have it."
"Now it"s your turn!" David would instruct him.
"Must I take something in this window?" Dr. Lavendar would plead. And David always said firmly that he must. "Well, then, that"s mine," Dr.
Lavendar would say.
"Why, that"s only a teacup! We have thousands of them at our house!"
David boasted. "I should think you would rather have the toad. I"ll-- I"ll give you the toad, sir?"
"Oh, dear me, no," Dr. Lavendar protested; "I wouldn"t rob you for the world." And so they sauntered on, hand in hand. When they came to a book-store, Dr. Lavendar apologized for breaking in upon their "game."
"I"m going to play _mine_, in here," he said.
David was quite content to wait at the door and watch the people, and the yellow boxes full of windows, drawn by mules with bells jingling on their harness. Sometimes he looked fearfully back into the shop; but Dr. Lavendar was still playing "mine," so all was well. At last, however, he finished his game and came to the door.
"Come along, David; this is the most dangerous place in town!"
David looked at him with interest. "Why did you skip with your eye when you said that, sir?" he demanded.
At which the clerk who walked beside them laughed loudly, and David grew very red and angry.
But when Dr. Lavendar said, "David, I"ve got a bone in my arm; won"t you carry a book for me?" he was consoled, and immediately began to ask questions. It seemed to Dr. Lavendar that he inquired about everything in heaven and earth and the waters under the earth, and at last the old gentleman was obliged, in self-defence, to resort to the formula which, according to the code of etiquette understood by these two friends, signified "stop talking."
"What is--" David began, and his companion replied glibly:
"Layovers for meddlers and crutches for lame ducks."
And David subsided into giggles, for it was understood that this remark was extremely humorous.
After that they went to dinner with a gentleman who wore a long black coat and no shirt; at least, David could not see any shirt. Dr.
Lavendar called him Bishop, and they talked a great deal about uninteresting things. David only spoke twice: His host took occasion to remark that he did not finish all his mashed potato--"Some poor child would be glad of what you waste," said the Bishop. To which David replied, "If I ate it, what then, for the poor child?" And the gentleman with no shirt said in a grave aside to Dr. Lavendar that the present generation was inclined to pertness. His second remark was made when the clergymen pushed their chairs back from the table. But David sat still. "We haven"t had the ice-cream yet," he objected, gently. "Hush! Hush!" said Dr. Lavendar. And the gentleman laughed very hard, and said that he had to send all his ice-cream to the heathen. David, reddening, looked at him in stolid silence. In the afternoon there was a pause; they went to church, and listened to another gentleman, who talked a long, long time. Sometimes David sighed, but he kept pretty quiet, considering. After the talk was over, Dr. Lavendar did not seem anxious to get away. David twitched his sleeve once or twice to indicate his own readiness, but it appeared that Dr. Lavendar preferred to speak to the talking gentleman. And the talking gentleman patted David"s head and said:
"And what do you think of foreign missions, my little boy?"
David did not answer, but he moved his head from under the large white hand.
"You were very good and quiet," said the talking gentleman. "I saw you, down in the pew with Dr. Lavendar. And I was very much complimented; you never went to sleep." "I couldn"t," said David, briefly; "the seats are too hard." The talking gentleman laughed a little, and you might have thought Dr. Lavendar skipped with his eye;--at any rate, he laughed.
"They don"t always tell us why they keep awake," he said. And the talking gentleman didn"t laugh any more.
At last, however, they stopped wasting time, and took up their round of dissipation again. They went to see Liberty Bell; then they had supper at a marble-topped table, in a room as big as a church! "Ice- cream, suh?" suggested a waiter, and David said "Yes!" Dr. Lavendar looked doubtful, but David had no doubts. Yet, half-way through that pink and white and brown mound on his saucer, he sighed, and opened and shut his eyes as if greatly fatigued.
"Finished?" Dr. Lavendar asked.
"No, sir," David said sadly, and started in with a spurt; but the mound did not seem to diminish, and suddenly his chin quivered. "If you have to pay for what I don"t eat, I"ll try," he said; "but my breast is cold." Rea.s.sured on this point, and furtively rubbing his little chilly stomach, David put down his spoon and slipped out of his chair, ready to make a night of it. For, supper over, they went to see a magician!
"I don"t know what Mrs. Richie will say to me," said Dr. Lavendar.
"You won"t get to bed before ten o"clock!"
"She"ll say "all right,"" said David. Then he added, "The gentleman at dinner tells lies, or else he"s foolish. It would melt before the heathen got it."
Dr. Lavendar, singing to himself--
Hither ye faithful, haste with songs of triumph,--
did not hear the morals of his bishop aspersed. He took David"s hand, and by and by they were sitting staring open-mouthed at a man who put eggs in a pan, and held it over a fire, and took out live pigeons! Oh, yes, and many other wonders! David never spoke once on his way back to the hotel, and Dr. Lavendar began to be worried for fear the child was overtired. He hustled him to bed as quickly as possible, and then sat down under the far-off chandelier of the hotel bedroom, to glance at a newspaper and wait until David was asleep before he got into his own bed. He did not have to wait long for the soft breathing of childish sleep. It had been poor David"s intention to go over in his mind every single thing he saw the magician do, so that he wouldn"t leave out anything at recess on Monday. Alas, before he could begin to think, the sun was shining again!