"Well I will pa.s.s over the sneeze, but if you begin again that will count. Wait! The flies are coming."
They observed silence anew. From time to time Chaudoreille looked into the air and seemed to implore the flies to come and taste his liqueur.
At last, after some minutes of waiting, a fly sipped from Marcel"s gla.s.s.
"I have won," cried the latter.
"One moment," said Chaudoreille, spitefully stamping his foot. "Leave me to judge of this affair."
"It seems to me that there is nothing equivocal about it. The fly is still in my gla.s.s."
"But I am anxious to know if it is really a fly. I am not going to lose a crown for a pig in a poke."
Chaudoreille arose and advanced his head, that he might look more closely into the gla.s.s which was before Marcel, but no sooner had he by this movement approached his host than he cried, carrying his hand to his nose,--
"The game is off. There is nothing more to be done."
"This is to say," cried Marcel, in his turn rising from the table.
"I repeat, the game is off."
"And why?"
"Why, by jingo, because your breath is strong enough to make flies fall in their flight. After that you see the game is not equal."
"Chaudoreille, I will take the thing as a joke, and I don"t care about winning your money, but I flatter myself that I have a breath at least as fresh as yours."
"Take the thing as a joke?" said the chevalier, putting his hand on the handle of his sword. "Do you wish to vex me? By jingo, if I had known."
"Come, come, calm yourself."
"Do you think I will suffer such injuries. By Rolande, I don"t know how to hold myself."
"Will you soon be done?"
"By George! If I believed that you wish to molest me, as if I care about a crown; if I had lost a hundred I should have paid you just the same."
"That is all right. Leave all that."
The more Marcel tried to calm his comrade, the more he lost his temper and shouted, for he believed that Marcel was afraid of him and he wished to profit by his bullying; he even went so far as to draw his sword and run about the room, rolling his little eyes around him as if he would split everything in two. Marcel grew impatient, and seeing that all of his entreaties were vain decided to take a broom handle from behind the door. Putting himself on the defensive, he waited for his enemy to come and attack him, but this action suddenly calmed Chaudoreille"s fury. At sight of Marcel on guard with his broom, he stopped and struck his forehead as one who has suddenly received an enlightening idea.
"Great G.o.d!" he cried, "What was I going to do? It was in the house of the n.o.ble Marquis de Villebelle that I allowed myself to be carried away by anger? Oh, my courage, how much trouble you give me. All is forgotten, Marcel. Come to my arms. I will forgive you."
Marcel, always a good fellow, threw aside his broom and shook hands with Chaudoreille. They returned to the table, but they played no more, and while in the room on the first floor somebody was sighing and looking at the hand of the clock, in the lower room the two comrades ended by putting themselves to sleep while sampling the fine wines and liqueurs of the marquis.
CHAPTER XI
THE PONT-NEUF. TABARIN
The ill-success of his serenade had not daunted the young Urbain; when one is really very much in love one does not lose courage for a trifle.
Our lover returned to his dwelling cursing the jealous barber, for he did not doubt that jealousy was at the root of Touquet"s exceedingly watchful care of the young girl; and though he was but little dismayed at the barber"s threats, Urbain swore, notwithstanding them, to become known to Blanche, and to do everything in his power to make her love him. The act of swearing is in itself extremely easy of accomplishment--what oaths have been taken and broken within a half century only; but we are now speaking merely of the oaths of love, which are lighter, necessarily, than some others, and to break them is considered a pardonable offence. Urbain, who had sworn that he would see Blanche, was, however, greatly troubled to invent a way of doing so; but in love one always swears first and reflects afterwards, and in business it must be confessed there are a good many people who follow the very same course.
On the day after the night on which he had sung, Urbain was walking in the neighborhood of the barber"s, but he dared not enter the house, which he ogled sighingly, nor even, for fear of being noticed by Touquet, could he pa.s.s by the shop. It was from afar that he examined the windows; n.o.body could be seen at them. She seemed to be condemned to an eternal seclusion. He waited until Marguerite should leave the house.
At last she opened the door of the alley; she was going to get some provisions.
Urbain did not lose sight of the old servant, but he did not dare to go into the shops with her. How could he get into conversation? One is not apt at intrigue at nineteen years of age. At last, at the moment when Marguerite was pa.s.sing by him, Urbain tremblingly accosted her,--
"Madame, I should very much like--"
"I"m not a dame--I"m not married."
"Mademoiselle if I dared--"
"If you dared what?"
"To ask you--"
"Well, why don"t you speak?"
"Some news of Mademoiselle Blanche."
"Mademoiselle Blanche! Oh that"s what you are up to, my young dandy? Go along, go your own way; you"re addressing the wrong person. If you want to talk about that dear child, speak to my master; he"ll answer you, I warrant, and in the best manner."
So saying, Marguerite left Urbain and went in, murmuring,--
"Monsieur is right, it is necessary to redouble our watchfulness that such a pretty girl may not be besieged by these worthless fellows."
"They"re all bound to make me despair," said Urbain, disheartened by the unkind welcome accorded him by the old woman, "but, despite all their precautions, I shall see her, I shall speak to her." And the better to dream of at least seeing her Urbain departed from the house that held Blanche; he walked by chance and soon arrived on the Pont-Neuf.
The Pont-Neuf was then a meeting place for strangers, for schemers, for idlers, for pickpockets, and people who had newly disembarked. It was the most crowded thoroughfare of the capital; unceasingly enc.u.mbered with groups of curious people who stopped before the quacks, who were selling their universal panaceas and playing farces, mountebanks, thimbleriggers, pedlers of songs, of ironmongery, of books, of jujubes, it offered to the observer a diverting and extremely animated scene.
Tabarin, who became famous by the scenes which he played in public, and from whom our great Moliere has not disdained to borrow some buffooneries, was then established on the Pont-Neuf, towards the Place Dauphine. He had succeeded the famous Signor Hieronimo who, in the Cour du Palais, sold an ointment to cure burns, after burning himself publicly on the hands and curing the wounds with his balm, while Galinette-la-Galine attracted the pa.s.sers by his parades.
In addition to Tabarin"s show there were still other theatres on the Pont-Neuf. Maitre Gonin, a skilful juggler, had established himself there, and charmed all Paris by his dexterity; while a little farther off Briochee had his marionette show.
Tabarin, the simple clown of an ointment seller, played the innocent, and put a thousand ridiculous questions to his master who, dressed as a doctor, answered his facetious interrogations by calling him big a.s.s, fat pig, etc., and this spectacle drew the crowd. One saw there not only the people but personages from the first cla.s.ses of society.
Urbain, who was walking along, dreaming of his love, that is to say without noticing anything before him, elbowing everybody who approached him, was pushed by the crowd before the theatre of the fashionable buffoon. The young bachelor heard shouts of laughter from all sides; he saw n.o.blemen, young girls, workmen, and workwomen who, with their noses in the air, listened with delight to a man who was dressed in a clown"s cap, smock frock, and large pantaloons, and whose face was covered by a mask; this man was Tabarin. His master, in a doctor"s habit, his head covered with a basque cap, his chin adorned with a long beard, held some bottles of ointment or balm in his hands. Urbain mechanically looked and listened with the others; in order to judge of that which gave so much pleasure to the idlers of that century, let us, also, listen for a moment.
TABARIN.--What people have you found to be the most courteous in the world?
THE MASTER.--I"ve been in Italy, I have visited Spain, and traversed a great part of Germany, but nowhere have I remarked so much courtesy as one sees in France. You observe that the French, kiss, caress, wish each other well, and take off the hat.