[that is, on the 20th 20th October A.D. October A.D. 1714] 1714]
Item for sale: MR. CHARLES WHITE, ESQ.
"Tis well enough known, alike to the n.o.bility and the Mobility, that when the Earl of O-[known in some Clubbs by the sobriquet, Last of the Tories] was presented to the King of England at Greenwich, and crept up to kiss the King his hand, his majesty only glared at the poor Supplicant, then turned the royal Backside without suffering a Word to spill from his lips. Whereupon the blushing Earl fled in almost as profound Disgrace as his fellow Tory, my lord B-, who was last seen on the packet to Calais practicing his genuflections to any French gentleman who strolled near enough.From these and diverse other Auspices we may see that Torydom is bank-rupt. It is an ancient Tradition that when the final Scion of a n.o.ble House breathes his last, an Executor-by tradition, a respected Gentleman of the town-disposes of the surviving Effects, viz. livestock, wine-bottles, furnishings, carriages, &c.-by the expedient of a publick Auction. And indeed "tis a very beneficial and enn.o.bling enn.o.bling practice; for many a Viscount, &c., of recent Coinage, whose grandpere was a cobbler or a smuggler, would otherwise be unable to stuff his town-house with family heirlooms dating back to the Norman Conquest. practice; for many a Viscount, &c., of recent Coinage, whose grandpere was a cobbler or a smuggler, would otherwise be unable to stuff his town-house with family heirlooms dating back to the Norman Conquest.So dismal and thorough-going has been the Tories" fall, that there is little left to sell off to the triumphant Whigs, and to my knowledge no good man has yet stepped forward to proffer his service as Executor [many would gladly nominate themselves for the role of Executioner; but that position is spoken for by one Jack Ketch, and he is said to be pa.s.sing jealous of it, and a dangerous man to get on the wrong side of, as he has slain many].Having as I do much time on my hands [for I can only spend so many hours per diem per diem counting my readers" generous Contributions] and enjoying to no small degree the respect of the Duke of M-and other august figures [as how else could it be explained that the Whigs now print my scribblings in their Paper], I have lately stepped forward to appoint myself Executor of the wretched leavings that answer to the name of the Tories" Estate. I approached this responsibility with aweful Trepidation, supposing I should have to toil for years at selling off the Tories" abandoned a.s.sets: mountains of debas"d paper Currency, acres of country-house-lawns, a warehouse of ill will, and diverse odds and ends such as French-English phrasebooks and Papist regalia. To my considerable relief, however, I have found that even these feeble a.s.sets are gone, dissolved, liquidated, and so my task is infinitely simpler than I had supposed. For the Tories have only one thing remaining, and that is Mr. Charles White, who professes to be my owner. Mr. White"s vocal and oft-repeated support for Slavery [a primitive and savage custom whereby one soul may own another] has simplified what would otherwise have been a most awkward matter. For thanks to the generosity of my readers I am sanguine that I have coin sufficient to purchase Mr. White at auction, which will be conducted immediately following the new King"s coronation on the 20th instant. Owning Mr. White, who a.s.serts a claim to ownership of counting my readers" generous Contributions] and enjoying to no small degree the respect of the Duke of M-and other august figures [as how else could it be explained that the Whigs now print my scribblings in their Paper], I have lately stepped forward to appoint myself Executor of the wretched leavings that answer to the name of the Tories" Estate. I approached this responsibility with aweful Trepidation, supposing I should have to toil for years at selling off the Tories" abandoned a.s.sets: mountains of debas"d paper Currency, acres of country-house-lawns, a warehouse of ill will, and diverse odds and ends such as French-English phrasebooks and Papist regalia. To my considerable relief, however, I have found that even these feeble a.s.sets are gone, dissolved, liquidated, and so my task is infinitely simpler than I had supposed. For the Tories have only one thing remaining, and that is Mr. Charles White, who professes to be my owner. Mr. White"s vocal and oft-repeated support for Slavery [a primitive and savage custom whereby one soul may own another] has simplified what would otherwise have been a most awkward matter. For thanks to the generosity of my readers I am sanguine that I have coin sufficient to purchase Mr. White at auction, which will be conducted immediately following the new King"s coronation on the 20th instant. Owning Mr. White, who a.s.serts a claim to ownership of me me shall mean, infallibly, that I shall then be the owner of myself again; which is all that I really seek. I shall then eliminate the middle-man, as "twere, by confiscating all of Mr. White"s a.s.sets, including myself. Mr. White I shall set free, naked as the day he was born, so that he can hie to France and mug some Fopp for his clothes; though I may prevail on him first to shine my boots-which, being such a notorious Black-guard, he is well capable of doing. shall mean, infallibly, that I shall then be the owner of myself again; which is all that I really seek. I shall then eliminate the middle-man, as "twere, by confiscating all of Mr. White"s a.s.sets, including myself. Mr. White I shall set free, naked as the day he was born, so that he can hie to France and mug some Fopp for his clothes; though I may prevail on him first to shine my boots-which, being such a notorious Black-guard, he is well capable of doing.Signed, DAPPA of the of the LIBERTY OF THE CLINK LIBERTY OF THE CLINK 13 October A.D. 1714
The Tap-Room, Fleet Prison BEER-CLUBB NIGHT (THURSDAY, 14 OCTOBER 1714).
DAPPA HAD ONLY WRITTEN THE b.l.o.o.d.y thing yesterday and the Tap-Room was already plastered with them-as was every other coffee-house and Clubb in the metropolis. Or so Daniel a.s.sumed, as he sat in the corner, pretending to have a beer, and reading it. He had not actually set foot in the Kit-Cat or any other such place since his memorable encounter with Jack Shaftoe in the Black Dogg ten days earlier. Rather, this Tap-Room had become his new College, and the debtors-especially the elders of the Court of Inspectors-his new fellows. They were no more tedious than most of the Kit-Cat"s membership, and Daniel often found them easier to get along with, as they had no purpose in life other than to go on existing as merrily as possible. Daniel could make them a good deal merrier by purchasing the occasional round for the house. b.l.o.o.d.y thing yesterday and the Tap-Room was already plastered with them-as was every other coffee-house and Clubb in the metropolis. Or so Daniel a.s.sumed, as he sat in the corner, pretending to have a beer, and reading it. He had not actually set foot in the Kit-Cat or any other such place since his memorable encounter with Jack Shaftoe in the Black Dogg ten days earlier. Rather, this Tap-Room had become his new College, and the debtors-especially the elders of the Court of Inspectors-his new fellows. They were no more tedious than most of the Kit-Cat"s membership, and Daniel often found them easier to get along with, as they had no purpose in life other than to go on existing as merrily as possible. Daniel could make them a good deal merrier by purchasing the occasional round for the house.
And also by discoursing of buried treasure. For that yarn, which Daniel had made up on the spur of the moment, had spread through the Fleet"s population as quick as pink-eye. Not one in ten believed a word of it, of course; but that still left a few dozen who were ready to a.s.sault with spades and prybars any s.n.a.t.c.h of ground, floor, or wall whereon Daniel fixed his gaze for more than a few moments. Daniel had never meant to draw so much attention to himself, and was now worried that, if he did break the Shaftoes out of prison somehow, he"d be identified and prosecuted. But it was too late. All he could do now was fling out red herrings that might slow the investigations of future prosecutors. He wore a large brown wig, and gave out that his family name was Partry, and encouraged the prisoners of the Fleet to call him "Old Partry."
This, he now understood, was how men like Bolingbroke got into big trouble-not by doing anything identifiably stupid, but through an insensible narrowing of choices that compelled them, in the end, to take some risk or other.
Of those credulous souls who believed in the buried-gold story, not a single one belonged to the Court of Inspectors. This led to some tension between the two factions whenever Daniel took up his seat in the Tap. For the Steward and his Court desired proximity to "Old Partry" so that they might get free drinks, and the gold-diggers wanted to hear about his latest researches. Daniel played them off against each other shamelessly-not a prudent long- (or even medium-) term strategy, but just barely sustainable for ten days. He began to drop hints that he had narrowed the gold"s location down to the prison"s northeast corner-that being the one where Jimmy and Danny Shaftoe and Tomba were locked in the strong-room. It did not take more than an hour for the gold-digging faction to arrive at the furious conclusion that the soldiers lately garrisoned in that corner were really there to provide cover for a treasure extraction project being conducted, illicitly of course, by High Officialdom, probably Tories under the control of the sinister Charles White! The Court of Inspectors did not credit a word of it, but saw merit in the legend anyway, in that it gave them yet another pretext to file writs against the Warden, and so they began disingenuously to spread and to foster the story, and even to improve upon it. This was all so absurd that Daniel"s orderly mind could never have predicted it; never would he have advanced any such thing as a strategy. But once underway, it could not be stopped.
Two days had sufficed for him to learn everything worth knowing concerning the Fleet and how it worked. He had then p.i.s.sed away nearly a week learning something he ought to have known already: in London, real estate, be it never so smelly and disreputable, was valuable, and jealously looked after. The shambles along Fleet Lane might have seemed unutterably disgusting and mean, but to them who labored in their back rooms and dwelled, or operated brothels, on their upper storeys, they were little kingdoms, and every square foot was looked after as carefully as a statue or flower-patch in Versailles. Daniel knew, knew, as well as he knew that the shortest distance between two points was a straight line, that in the backs of these buildings" cellars must be drains-the most execrable hair-raising drains conceivable-that communicated with the Fleet Prison"s long-buried ox-bow moat-the same moat whose contents were seeping, through porous walls, into the cellar where the Shaftoes were locked up. But in several days" hard trying, and phantastickal lying, he was not able even to get past the front rooms of these establishments, much less down into their backs. Those drains were as well as he knew that the shortest distance between two points was a straight line, that in the backs of these buildings" cellars must be drains-the most execrable hair-raising drains conceivable-that communicated with the Fleet Prison"s long-buried ox-bow moat-the same moat whose contents were seeping, through porous walls, into the cellar where the Shaftoes were locked up. But in several days" hard trying, and phantastickal lying, he was not able even to get past the front rooms of these establishments, much less down into their backs. Those drains were valuable, valuable, because they would carry away the objectionable byproducts of certain types of profit-making activities, e.g., butchery and soap-making. Men made livings and supported families on those drains. They found it senseless that an elderly stranger ought to be let in to see these miracles, simply because he voiced curiosity about them. He could have offered money in exchange for a look-see, but this would only have drawn even more attention. because they would carry away the objectionable byproducts of certain types of profit-making activities, e.g., butchery and soap-making. Men made livings and supported families on those drains. They found it senseless that an elderly stranger ought to be let in to see these miracles, simply because he voiced curiosity about them. He could have offered money in exchange for a look-see, but this would only have drawn even more attention.
Points A and B on Hooke"s drawing-the places in the sheer bank of Fleet Ditch where it connected to the moat-were clearly identifiable, but they had been sealed by a pastiche of iron grille-work and masonry with gaps between bricks to let stuff flow through. Saturn with a skiff and a powder-keg could have made short work of these, but it would have been rather noticeable, there in the midst of the city, all of a quarter-mile from St. Paul"s Churchyard.
In the end the only way to gain access to that sealed-off moat was via Fleet Prison itself, by capitalizing on its very peculiarities, and on the unlooked-for currency of the buried gold story. "Old Partry," well into his cups during the Beer-Clubb of Thursday, 7 October, had let slip a notion that the soldiers might be circ.u.mvented, and the treasure reached, by tunneling in from the moat. The following morning, it was found that the privy adjacent to the kitchen, along the north wall of the Prison, had been vandalized. This was a two-holer: a wooden bench having a pair of orifices that communicated (as was obvious enough, after it had been vandalized) with a common shaft that descended into an inscrutable and noxious blackness. Half the bench was still in good working order, but the other had been gone at with a hatchet, and the hole made a good deal broader and ruder.
Now this was a grave matter to the general population of the Fleet, because the buildings were famously in decay, and the Warden infamously reluctant to dent his cash flow by effecting repairs. The Court of Inspectors would have to prosecute lawsuits for an hundred years before the Privy got fixed. The Steward came round and had words with "Old Partry." The aged, daft visitor and his huge manservant were welcome to pa.s.s the time of day in the Tap-Room or the Racket Ground, but all buried-treasure talk must cease forthwith. Some of the less acute inmates were getting ideas, and beginning to tear the place up. The privy-basher, if found, would be Pumped.
Another thing that Daniel had been learning was that even if real estate was expensive, people were cheap. Which ought to have been obvious to him from that, in exchange for tiny bits of silver, people were forever shinnying up chimneys, climbing into bed with syphilitics, or taking musket-b.a.l.l.s in Belgium. But like most who did not do such things, he went out of his way not to dwell on it, and had quite put it out of his mind until it was brought to his notice forcefully by Peter Hoxton. In exchange for what he wanted people to do for him, Daniel offered a lot of silver, relatively speaking; and even as Saturn had forewarned him, word got round, and they had to turn people away and deflect their efforts to under-bid those who"d already been hired.
The work consisted of going into Fleet Prison ostensibly to take a s.h.i.t; entering the vandalized privy when no one was paying especially keen attention; and jumping down the hole. The first boy who did it got paid extra, because there was no telling what he would find, or what would find him; but he climbed back up the (provided) rope a few minutes later with the sensational intelligence that he had found himself in a long, gently curving tunnel with a firm floor beneath several inches of slimy muck, and, flowing sluggishly over that, sewage that came up to mid-thigh.
The young men that Daniel hired went down that hole with bags on their backs (nothing bulky enough to draw the notice of the turnkeys) and came up empty-handed. They constructed a wooden ladder down below so that they might re-ascend to the privy without having to use climbing-ropes (as the pioneers had done). They went down with measuring-ropes and came up with numbers in their heads, which were mapped by Saturn: eight feet to the east of the privy-orifice, on the north side of the tunnel, was a drain-opening two hand-spans in breadth, which from time to time vomited cattle-guts. Eleven feet beyond that was the output shaft of a House of Office that must be in the back room of some other edifice. Two fathoms beyond that, on the right, a drain that must belong to the prison"s kitchen. Thirty sloshing paces beyond that, around a bend, a tiny in-flow of fresh water: the overflow drain of a pump and cistern that stood between the Prison kitchen and the dungeon. Up and down the tunnel these explorations spread, a picture filled in, one sc.r.a.p at a time, by the accounts of the eager, reeking lads who emerged from the privy at all hours. Within a day they had found a stretch of rotten masonry wall, ninety to a hundred feet east of the privy, that could not be anything other than the outside wall of the dungeon itself. By listening with ears pressed against this, they convinced themselves that they heard chains rattling: the ma.s.sive irons that the Warden of the Fleet had borrowed from Newgate Prison to bind the Shaftoe Gang. Now they went down with iron bars, chisels, and m.u.f.fled hammers to peck and sc.r.a.pe away the crazed mortar that held that wall together. After two days of this, a chap on the other side-black, and so presumably Tomba-pulled a brick out of the way to make a fist-sized hole, and said that the miners must on no account remove any more material, lest their gaolers notice changes in the wall. So after that they moved on to other sorts of preparations. Several privy-shafts were ascended by boys recruited from London"s surplus of chimney-sweeps, hence, very much at home in filthy and cramped verticals. A particularly accommodating one was identified, and mapped to a house of prost.i.tution in a corner of Bell Savage Inn: one of several culs-de-sac that lay just outside the prison wall, in the smoaky labyrinth of boozing-kens and spunging-houses between it and the Great Old Bailey.
For a few days in the second week of October, Daniel felt as though Thursday Night Beer-Clubb would never roll around. For the traffic in and out of the damaged privy had begun to attract notice-not so much the comings and goings of the boys themselves (for they employed a system of lookouts, so that their entries to and exits from the shaft would not be be seen by ordinary privy-users), but the trail of nostril-singeing moisture that they tended to leave on their way out. This admittedly was not as obvious in a dark, wet, stinking London prison s.h.i.t-house as it might have been in some other settings, but some had noted it and begun to talk, which made Daniel very ill at ease. Not that there was any want of other things to feel ill at ease about! The more time he spent in the Tap-Room, the worse he felt; but during the final days, he could not tear himself away from the place for more than a few hours at a time. During the afternoon of the fourteenth, he read Dappa"s auction piece half a dozen times, between re-reading that day"s newspapers, and yesterday"s. But finally the sky got dark and the place began to fill up with Beer-seekers, and Saturn ambled through and gave him a wink, and then, of course, it was all coming too fast! Happening too soon! He wasn"t ready! It was a little bit like a year ago, when Minerva Minerva had been stalled off the coast of Ma.s.sachusetts for week after tedious week by contrary winds, and Daniel, irreligious though he was, had prayed for a shift in the wind-only to be a.s.saulted by Blackbeard"s pirate-fleet when that day finally arrived. Another change was in the air now, and another adventure in the offing. He was alarmed. But he reasoned with himself thus: men like Jack Shaftoe had adventures all their lives. Even his maths tutor at Cambridge, Isaac Barrow, had once duelled Corsairs in the Mediterranean. Everything since Enoch had come to his door a year and two days ago, had been an adventure, albeit with lulls. So why not let"s get on with it! had been stalled off the coast of Ma.s.sachusetts for week after tedious week by contrary winds, and Daniel, irreligious though he was, had prayed for a shift in the wind-only to be a.s.saulted by Blackbeard"s pirate-fleet when that day finally arrived. Another change was in the air now, and another adventure in the offing. He was alarmed. But he reasoned with himself thus: men like Jack Shaftoe had adventures all their lives. Even his maths tutor at Cambridge, Isaac Barrow, had once duelled Corsairs in the Mediterranean. Everything since Enoch had come to his door a year and two days ago, had been an adventure, albeit with lulls. So why not let"s get on with it!
Daniel summoned one of the Tap-Room"s crack staff, and ordered that a certain keg of beer be tapped, and paid for it in gold. This was received, by the Debtors, with no less awe than a Biblical miracle. They responded with a miracle of their own: they transmogrified a full keg into an empty one. Daniel bought another, for word had gone out into the rules rules and beyond that Old Partry was buying a round for London, and people were thronging the place-coming in through the gate, Daniel was informed, in such a solid stream that no one could get out. To Daniel it only seemed like a more crowded than usual Beer-Clubb (and a more appreciative!), but when finally he was hoisted up onto the shoulders of several debtors, and huzzahed a good many times, and made the object of divers toasts, he was able from that vantage point to see over the heads of the Clubb and out the open door and windows into the Racket Ground, where he saw: fog. Not the usual London sea-fog, but the condensed breath of hundreds of persons who had backed up outside the doors because the Tap-Room was full. It might have been alarming, had these been Red Indians or Turks. But they were Englishmen. Daniel recognized here only the normal traits of Englishmen, viz. a wont to convene, drink, and be sociable, especially on chilly dark nights. He deemed this an apt moment to trigger another English predilection: joining together in mad projects. and beyond that Old Partry was buying a round for London, and people were thronging the place-coming in through the gate, Daniel was informed, in such a solid stream that no one could get out. To Daniel it only seemed like a more crowded than usual Beer-Clubb (and a more appreciative!), but when finally he was hoisted up onto the shoulders of several debtors, and huzzahed a good many times, and made the object of divers toasts, he was able from that vantage point to see over the heads of the Clubb and out the open door and windows into the Racket Ground, where he saw: fog. Not the usual London sea-fog, but the condensed breath of hundreds of persons who had backed up outside the doors because the Tap-Room was full. It might have been alarming, had these been Red Indians or Turks. But they were Englishmen. Daniel recognized here only the normal traits of Englishmen, viz. a wont to convene, drink, and be sociable, especially on chilly dark nights. He deemed this an apt moment to trigger another English predilection: joining together in mad projects.
"I have spent all of my gold," he announced, when a speech had been called for, and the Clubb had got as quiet as it was ever likely to. "I have spent it all," he repeated, "and my family, who look a-skance at my researches, would opine that I am now likely to become your fellow-inmate here in the Fleet; which they would be ashamed of, but I would deem a higher honor than to be made a Knight of the Garter." Now, a pause for toasting and huzzahing. "But this is not to happen. I have only spent my gold thus in the Tap-Room, because I am so sure of finding more anon, out yonder. For lately I have uncovered new doc.u.ments that shall enable me positively to fix the location of the cache of coins buried in these precincts one hundred and forty years ago by coiners locked up on orders of Sir Thomas Gresham!"
This utterance had begun promisingly, but then degenerated (in the opinion of most) into a windy and recondite history-lesson, and so the applause was not as vigorous as it might have been, had he simply ordered another keg tapped. But that suited his purposes well enough. The true believers in the buried-gold story had suspected, all evening long, that some new ferment was at work in Old Partry"s mind, and they now surged toward him, waving shovels and pointed sticks. The Court of Inspectors were extremely dismayed, and of a mind to have Daniel Pumped; but they were helpless as long as engulfed in a Mobb of visitors whose bellies were full of beer paid for by Old Partry.
"Now if you would be so accommodating as to bear me round to the Poor Side," Daniel said, "I shall find the treasure, and we shall extract it, and divide it up! I make only one demand of you, which is that you remain well clear of the soldiers, and in no way menace or molest them. They are armed, after all; and if we are so rash as to hand them a pretext, why, they might just seize what"s rightfully ours!"
This, he thought, percolated to the edge of the crowd reasonably well. As well, it gave the Court of Inspectors an excuse to exercise their authority. He saw the Steward and three of his high council making for the dungeon straightaway, presumably to explain to the soldiers what was going on.
"To the Poor-Side Cistern!" Daniel commanded, and in a few moments was borne there, followed by a thrilled company of shovel-men. This was the place where Daniel had seen a prisoner Pumped on his first visit. He drew out a doc.u.ment. It was written in the Real Character: perfectly impenetrable to even the literate among the debtors, which was a good thing, since it was actually a description of a clock-work mechanism written a long time ago by Hooke. "The inscription says, proceed from here along a line parallel to the Ditch for fifty paces, until a certain Tree is reached," he announced, and let it be known that he wished to dismount. His bearers let him down, and he backed up to the edge of the cistern, faced north, and began to pace: "One, two, three..."
By the time he had reached ten, they had begun to count along with him. Fifty found them all goose-stepping and chanting in perfect unison in the Painted Ground.
"No tree," Daniel observed in the silence that ensued. "Of course, it was burned in the Fire. We must proceed anyway, keeping in mind that there is likely to be some error." He scrutinized the doc.u.ment, turning it this way and that, until many had grown restive, and some had even begun to dig holes. " "Turn to the right and go another hundred," it says, which foxed me for a bit," said Daniel, gazing up at the wall of the Prison, which barred all rightward movement. "Until one considers that the prison that stood in those days was smaller smaller. We must measure a distance of one hundred paces that way that way." And he thrust his hand at the Prison.
Now, everyone in the whole party had a different notion of how this was to be achieved, and so for ten minutes the Fleet seemed to have swopped inmates with Bedlam, as all over the place people were clambering through windows, stretching bits of twine across other inmates" cells, pacing along exterior walls, and dragging sticks through dirt. But after a while, two-thirds of them reconvened on the near edge of the Racket Ground. Smaller cl.u.s.ters of dissident pacers and measurers staked out more or less far-flung positions which they insisted were the correct ones.
"There is supposed to be another tree here, but it"s gone," said Daniel. He spent a while reading, and squinting up at the dome of St. Paul"s. "Of course the turret of old St. Paul"s was in a slightly different place," he reminded them, "but fortunately I am old enough to remember it." He paced toward that remembered landmark all the way across the Racket Ground, parallelled by the several dissident groups, who counted his paces jealously. He stopped just short of the Prison wall, then sidestepped five paces to the left, until he was standing on the rim of a shallow stone gutter that ran for some distance along the wall"s base. He looked both ways, pretending to check for landmarks; but really he was performing reconaissance on the soldiers. All dozen of them had been rousted from their tents by their sergeant, and now stood in a picket-line across the front of the dungeon-building, facing outwards, with fixed bayonets. The sergeant stood in front of the line. In front of him were several worthies of the Court of Inspectors, who seemed to want to create a buffer between the soldiers and the shovelers. All of these had been watching Daniel alertly, as he had drawn to within half a dozen yards of the nearest soldiers. But that was as close as he came. "Here is where the instructions tell us to dig," he announced, and stamped the ground. And then he danced out of the way, lest his foot be taken off by the blade of a shovel. He glanced up to see the soldiers looking somewhat relieved. In the dimness behind them, a large man sprinted at the privy as though his bowels were about to give way. Old Partry had been quite forgotten, and was shouldered to the edge of the crowd, and his wig knocked off (actually, he abetted this by shaking his head at the right moment). In the shadow of the Prison wall he shrugged off his cloak, and then stepped out into the clear, uncovered, and dressed in shabby attire that blended well with what most people wore around here. He walked south, all the way around the poor wing, and doubled back along the western side of the prison and walked north past the cistern and the main gate (thronged, now, with Beer-Clubbers wishing to go home, so that all three turnkeys were kept busy inspecting their faces). Up across the Painted Ground he strolled, and then around the north end of the prison building. The vandalized privy was directly ahead of him. He had made almost a complete circuit of the Fleet to reach it; but in this way he had been able to approach it without parading in front of the soldiers. He entered, sat on the bench, took a deep breath, raised his knees, and spun around on his a.r.s.e until his feet were poised above the hole. As soon as he dipped them in, strong hands grabbed his ankles and pulled down. Faster than he"d have liked, the rest of him followed. Only his head and shoulders were still showing when he was blinded by sudden lanthorn-glare. Someone was coming in the door of the privy! There was a gasp. Daniel was yanked downwards, barking his chin on the edge of the hole. A scream sounded from the world above, and a crash as the visitor dropped the lanthorn. The ragged oval of light above was snuffed out.
"Do you s"pose she got a good look at your face?" Saturn grunted in his ear. But Daniel was unable to respond. A kind of paralyzing dismay had come over him, as precursor to horror and, in all likelihood, sickness. He was finally now understanding what it really meant to be in a London sewer-and he wasn"t even really down in it yet, for Saturn was bearing him over one shoulder, sloshing down the tunnel toward a source of illumination hidden round the curve of the ox-bow.
Daniel would have fled, if not for the shameful knowledge that he"d been paying other people to do this for a week.
He suffered. Time pa.s.sed. They were in a different part of the tunnel, with more light and more people. A great hole had been knocked through the wall. Men were working in a low-ceilinged vault. On its far wall was a ma.s.sive door; wedges had been driven into the crack between it and its jamb, so that even if the soldiers heard something above the din of the Mobb and came down to investigate they would not be able to get it open. Three of the worst-looking wretches Daniel had ever seen were reclining on the floor, as if taking their leisure; but of course they were sick, and weak, and fettered by hundred-pound irons from Newgate. A bloke with a hammer and a punch was striking the irons off of them, one wrist or ankle at a time. By the time Daniel reached them, one was free, and sitting up to rub his wrists. "We been complainin" for weeks they didn"t give us a latrine," he observed, "and now we"re going to go down down one." one."
"Up one is more like," said Saturn. "I hope you are in condition to climb a ladder, Danny." one is more like," said Saturn. "I hope you are in condition to climb a ladder, Danny."
"I hope that gager slung over your shoulder is," Danny returned.
"He has hidden reserves," Saturn said.
"He"d better stop hiding them," said the black man-though it was not easy to discern skin tones under these circ.u.mstances.
Moved, finally, by this and more such mockery, Daniel wriggled, and insisted that he be set upright in the tunnel. The stuff came up to his knees. He got through it by reminding himself that he would, in some sense, survive. "If some of us are ready to go, then let us go," he suggested.
"We"ll stay together, thank"ee kindly," said Danny. Tomba had been struck free, but the hammer-man was only beginning to work on Jimmy. "But feel free to lead the way-supposin" there is is one." one."
"Oh, there is," Saturn a.s.sured him, "Only the final inch needs to be cleared." And he hefted a thick iron bar.
THE FINAL INCH CONSISTED OF planks. It was a floor built over a relatively wide shaft that led down into the sewer. It was all that separated that cloacal world from the House of Office in the back of the brothel in Bell Savage Inn. planks. It was a floor built over a relatively wide shaft that led down into the sewer. It was all that separated that cloacal world from the House of Office in the back of the brothel in Bell Savage Inn.
Saturn was, in general, not one to throw his weight around, and make much of his bigness; he was a big man of the understated type. Which made it all the more impressive when he decided to make the most of his endowments. Nothing could have prepared the ladies of the establishment for the sight of him erupting from the floor of their toilet in a volcano of shards and splinters. They made no pretense of trying to puzzle it out, but only ran for the exits, abandoning customers in various states of deshabille deshabille and divers levels of excitement. The brothel had two bouncers: these were naturally posted at the front door, and so some minutes pa.s.sed before they were made to believe that their services were needed in the House of Office. Eventually they came, swinging coshes, and found themselves outnumbered, out-muscled, and out-weaponed by seven filthy men who had, by that time, emerged from the hole inaugurated by Saturn. and divers levels of excitement. The brothel had two bouncers: these were naturally posted at the front door, and so some minutes pa.s.sed before they were made to believe that their services were needed in the House of Office. Eventually they came, swinging coshes, and found themselves outnumbered, out-muscled, and out-weaponed by seven filthy men who had, by that time, emerged from the hole inaugurated by Saturn.
"If you have come to eject us," Daniel said to them, "you might like to know that our only desire is to leave. Pray, where is the exit?"
OUT IN THE CLOSE of Bell Savage Inn a large flat-bed cart was biding its time behind a four-horse team. Upright in the back of it was a barrel of fresh water, and a lad with a bucket, who cheerfully doused them as they were clambering aboard. This did not even come close to making them clean, but it knocked away what was more solid, and diluted what was more wet, and made them feel better. Best of all, it did not take very long. They threw the empty barrel out on to the ground. Of those who"d taken part in this project, half had escaped via the broken privy and would be going out via the prison gate, and two others had come up via the brothel. These two now walked away. Jimmy, Danny, Tomba, Saturn, and Daniel lay side-by-side in the bed of the wagon. The lad flung a tarp over them. They kicked off fouled boots and breeches as the wagon negotiated the labyrinthine ways of the of Bell Savage Inn a large flat-bed cart was biding its time behind a four-horse team. Upright in the back of it was a barrel of fresh water, and a lad with a bucket, who cheerfully doused them as they were clambering aboard. This did not even come close to making them clean, but it knocked away what was more solid, and diluted what was more wet, and made them feel better. Best of all, it did not take very long. They threw the empty barrel out on to the ground. Of those who"d taken part in this project, half had escaped via the broken privy and would be going out via the prison gate, and two others had come up via the brothel. These two now walked away. Jimmy, Danny, Tomba, Saturn, and Daniel lay side-by-side in the bed of the wagon. The lad flung a tarp over them. They kicked off fouled boots and breeches as the wagon negotiated the labyrinthine ways of the rules rules. Anyone who tried to track them would find an obvious trail of discarded clothing across Prujeon Close, Black and White Court, and other such attractions. But then they would come out into The Great Old Bailey, a broad and busy London thoroughfare, and not know which way to turn. For once the cart had gone beyond that point, they took care to throw no more clews out of it.
Southward, The Great Old Bailey ran to Ludgate. Thence, under the name of Water Street, it went to Black Fryars Stairs along the river.
Northwards, a stone"s throw away, the Court of Sessions lay on the opposite side of the street, and just up from that was Newgate Prison. A pursuer might be forgiven for supposing that the escapees would have turned south toward the river and freedom, not north toward judgment and the worst prison in the city. But north was where they went, and in a very short time the wagon had stopped. Saturn stood up, shouldering the tarpaulin aside, and fetched a lanthorn from the driver. Jimmy, Danny, and Tomba sat up and looked about, bewildered. They were at a crossing of The Great Old Bailey with another street, even broader. That street was bridged, only a few yards away, by a mighty turreted Gothick castle that brooded over the square, and barred the great way with a portcullis.
"Newgate Prison," Jimmy said.
"Do not attend too much to the low dark places," said Saturn, opening the lanthorn"s shutters, "but elevate your gaze, and regard the great treble window, there, above those statues." He looked up to demonstrate. The windows in question were thirty feet above the level of the pavement. A single candle was gleaming between the iron bars. It leapt up, briefly illuminating a face-but only long enough for the flame to be blown out. And yet in that instant the face had been recognized.
"Da-" cried Jimmy, but the final consonant was m.u.f.fled by the hand of Tomba, which had clamped down over his mouth.
From that alone, Jack Shaftoe might have guessed who was in that wagon; but Saturn now removed all doubt by playing the lanthorn-beam over the faces of Jimmy, Danny, and Tomba in turn. Then, finally, he illuminated Daniel. For that they"d escaped was only part of what had to be communicated to Jack; who was responsible for it was as important.
"You must all fly like birds," Jack said. He was not shouting, but somehow projecting his voice right at them. "Fly, and stop for nothing until you"ve reached America."
"You mean, "we"! Don"t you, Dad!? It"s we all who must fly together!" Jimmy called.
"If wanting, alone, could tear down prisons, all men would be free," Jack returned. "No. I am here. You are there. Tomorrrow I"ll be here still, and you had better be far away!"
"Dad, we can"t just leave leave you up there," Danny said. you up there," Danny said.
"Shut up! You must go now. Now! Listen. I have been saying for thirty years that I must provide for my boys. It was all b.o.l.l.o.c.ks until this moment. But now I"ve done it, finally! That is what you must remember me by-none of the other s.h.i.te. Go! Go to America, find wives, have children, tell them what Grandfather did for his sons-and tell them they"re expected to do no less. Good-bye!"
His voice broke as he got to the end of this, and he swam dimly into view once more as he sagged against the bars. Saturn gestured to the driver, who popped his whip and got the wagon turned west out of town, making a cacophony that drowned out the farewell cries of the three escaped prisoners. Their dim and distant view of Jack Shaftoe was killed by the descent of the tarpaulin. The wagon rattled away. The square was left empty. High above it, five human forms could be made out: Jack slumped against the window, and below him, in their niches, the statues of Liberty, Justice, Mercy, and Truth. These all seemed to have turned their backs on Jack, and they pointedly ignored the m.u.f.fled sobbing noises that continued to escape from the window for some minutes after.
THEY STAYED ON H HIGH H HOLBOURN only as far as Chancery Lane. There they doubled back south toward the river, and pa.s.sed down through the middle of the Temple to the stairs, where a boat waited, manned by several oarsmen who had been well paid to be deaf, dumb, and blind for one night. All five of them boarded this, and it sprang away from Temple Stairs and angled across the river and upstream, headed for a row of timber wharves along the Lambeth bank. only as far as Chancery Lane. There they doubled back south toward the river, and pa.s.sed down through the middle of the Temple to the stairs, where a boat waited, manned by several oarsmen who had been well paid to be deaf, dumb, and blind for one night. All five of them boarded this, and it sprang away from Temple Stairs and angled across the river and upstream, headed for a row of timber wharves along the Lambeth bank.
"There"s no telling when your escape will be noted," Daniel said, once he felt that they"d recovered sufficiently from that brutal leave-taking that they might hear and mark his words. The escapees had been stuffing their faces with bread and cheese and boiled eggs waiting for them in the boat, and their eyes turned toward him as he spoke. He got the idea, from this, that they were used to listening with care, and heeding instructions.
"First thing they"ll do is send word downriver to look for men matching your descriptions trying to get out via Gravesend. So, you don"t go that way. Swift horses and clean clothes await you on yonder sh.o.r.e. There is a man there who shall guide you to a place in Surrey, where you"ll change over to fresh horses-and so on all the way to Portsmouth. With luck you can ship out there tomorrow, on a vessel bound for Carolina-you"ll be in the guise of indentured servants, going in company of many such to labor on Mr. Ickham"s plantation there. But if word of your escape should reach Portsmouth before the ship sails, you may have to pay some smuggler or other to take you over to France."
"Dad said he wants us in Carolina, though," Danny said, "and so Carolina"s where we"ll go."
"I don"t doubt it," Daniel said. "America will suit you, I think."
"We know," said Jimmy, "we"ve already friggin" been there."
SO ACCUSTOMED WERE THE MEN of the Shaftoe organization to dashing night-time escapades that they had galloped off into the darkness of Lambeth before Daniel had even climbed out of the boat to bid them farewell. There was nothing to do but sit down and let himself be rowed, along with Saturn, back over to the London side. of the Shaftoe organization to dashing night-time escapades that they had galloped off into the darkness of Lambeth before Daniel had even climbed out of the boat to bid them farewell. There was nothing to do but sit down and let himself be rowed, along with Saturn, back over to the London side.
"I never knew how b.l.o.o.d.y complicated it was, to be a criminal master-mind," Daniel complained. He had been excited until a few minutes ago but was now feeling more exhausted than he had in years.
"Most people work their way up to it gradual-like, beginning with simpler jobs, such as s.n.a.t.c.hing watches," Saturn said. "It is very unusual to go straight to the top. Only a distinguished Fellow of the Royal Society could have managed it. My hat would be off to you, sir, if I had one."
"I wonder if my inexperience will be looked on as a mitigating circ.u.mstance when I am put on trial for all of this."
"If, not not when. when. Though it would behoove you to think about going back to America." Though it would behoove you to think about going back to America."
"Fine. I shall think about it," Daniel said. "First, though, we have got more sewer-work to do."
"Oh, I"ll never again look on Walbrook as a sewer-not after tonight," said Saturn. "It is more like a wee brook that has been walled up, and made privy to us and a few other in-the-know blokes."
CRANE C COURT WAS LESS THAN a quarter of a mile away. Daniel hired a sedan chair and reached it in a few minutes" time. Isaac Newton, as it turned out, had been working here late. But someone had found him, and got word to him. A carriage had been sent round to fetch him, and it all but blocked the narrow court. Daniel bade the sedan chair"s porters to move off to one side of the street and make way. a quarter of a mile away. Daniel hired a sedan chair and reached it in a few minutes" time. Isaac Newton, as it turned out, had been working here late. But someone had found him, and got word to him. A carriage had been sent round to fetch him, and it all but blocked the narrow court. Daniel bade the sedan chair"s porters to move off to one side of the street and make way.
Isaac emerged, white in the shine of the street lights, drawn, coughing. He settled himself in the carriage and immediately opened all the windows to get more air.
"To Newgate," he commanded. "I"ll sit up all night watching Jack Shaftoe, if that is what I have to do; and tomorrow I"ll have him before a magistrate. We"ll see how much trouble he can cause when he is pinned under a ton of stones." This was what he was saying as the carriage rattled past Daniel"s sedan chair, only an arm"s length away, and it seemed he was addressing some important person or other who was facing him. But as Isaac spoke, he stared out the window full into Daniel"s face. Daniel was hid behind a dense black screen, and knew he must be perfectly invisible; but he caught his breath anyway, and for the next few moments found himself a little short of wind, like a prisoner being pressed.
Under a Pile of Lead Weights, the Press-Room, Newgate Prison 20 OCTOBER 1714.
Then said Apollyon, "I am sure of thee now," and with that he had almost pressed him to death, so that Christian began to despair of life.-JOHN BUNYAN, The Pilgrim"s Progress The Pilgrim"s Progress MERCURY DID NOT KNOW the way to Newgate. Strange that the Messenger of the G.o.ds should absent himself from a great Gate astride a high Road leading into what Jack Shaftoe was pleased to denominate the greatest metropolis in the world. Yet Mercury had never been spied here. Nor (for that matter, and to be perfectly honest) was he wont to visit most of the other locales where Jack had spent his life. For that swift prancing G.o.d, accustomed to the swept marble floors of Olympus, would never wish to get s.h.i.t on his dove-white ankle-wings. Indeed, considering the places he had frequented, Jack might have lived his life in a perfect informational void-and been a happier man for it-were it not for the fact that fastidious Mercury had three cupbearers or, in plain language, b.u.t.t-boys, viz. Light, Sound, and Stink. These swarmed and ranged round him somewhat as Panic and Terror were said to do around Mars, and conveyed news into and out of places where the Boss feared to tread. the way to Newgate. Strange that the Messenger of the G.o.ds should absent himself from a great Gate astride a high Road leading into what Jack Shaftoe was pleased to denominate the greatest metropolis in the world. Yet Mercury had never been spied here. Nor (for that matter, and to be perfectly honest) was he wont to visit most of the other locales where Jack had spent his life. For that swift prancing G.o.d, accustomed to the swept marble floors of Olympus, would never wish to get s.h.i.t on his dove-white ankle-wings. Indeed, considering the places he had frequented, Jack might have lived his life in a perfect informational void-and been a happier man for it-were it not for the fact that fastidious Mercury had three cupbearers or, in plain language, b.u.t.t-boys, viz. Light, Sound, and Stink. These swarmed and ranged round him somewhat as Panic and Terror were said to do around Mars, and conveyed news into and out of places where the Boss feared to tread.
Light was rarely seen around Newgate. For that matter "twas not oft spied in London generally. There was a yard at one end of the prison, so narrow that a young man could stand with his back against the building and p.i.s.s against the enclosing wall. On days when the sun appeared above London, it shone into that yard for some minutes about noon. But for that very reason, the apartments (as they were styled, despite a lot of stout ironmongery about the windows) that looked out on that yard were reserved for prisoners who had a lot of money. was rarely seen around Newgate. For that matter "twas not oft spied in London generally. There was a yard at one end of the prison, so narrow that a young man could stand with his back against the building and p.i.s.s against the enclosing wall. On days when the sun appeared above London, it shone into that yard for some minutes about noon. But for that very reason, the apartments (as they were styled, despite a lot of stout ironmongery about the windows) that looked out on that yard were reserved for prisoners who had a lot of money.
Jack had a lot of money-much of which he had, indeed, manufactured himself-but he was not in one of those apartments on this day, for reasons having to do with certain auncient hallowed canons of the English judiciary. He was, rather, in the Common Felons" side, where Light was a stranger, unless a shred of it be arrested, and sentenced to a brief term of imprisonment in a lanthorn.
By and large, Sound, Sound, that l.u.s.ty runagate, had a much easier time of it here than his ethereal brother Light. The inmates of Newgate loved Sound, and never let off making as much of it as they could. Partly it was the want of Light, which made Sound their only medium for the exchange of intelligence, or, as the case might be, stupidity. And partly it was that everyone in the place-rich, poor, felon, debtor, male, female, adult, child-had the means of making noise with every movement, in that they all wore iron fetters from the moment they were admitted to when they were discharged. Rich could afford light chains, poor must make do with heavy, but chains they all had, and they loved to make them clink and rattle. As if sheer volume of noise might shake the stench from the air, and scare away the lice. that l.u.s.ty runagate, had a much easier time of it here than his ethereal brother Light. The inmates of Newgate loved Sound, and never let off making as much of it as they could. Partly it was the want of Light, which made Sound their only medium for the exchange of intelligence, or, as the case might be, stupidity. And partly it was that everyone in the place-rich, poor, felon, debtor, male, female, adult, child-had the means of making noise with every movement, in that they all wore iron fetters from the moment they were admitted to when they were discharged. Rich could afford light chains, poor must make do with heavy, but chains they all had, and they loved to make them clink and rattle. As if sheer volume of noise might shake the stench from the air, and scare away the lice.
Jack lay in the Press-Room in the center of the prison, on the second floor. Next door was the Women Felons" hold, which contained about a hundred females packed head to foot like chocolate soldiers in a box. Their sole source of diversion was to scream the most foul things they could think of out a grate set into the stone wall at one end of the room, communicating with the street. And as it turned out there were plenty of free Londoners who had nothing better to do than to stand out there and listen to them. As this practice had been continuously practiced and maintained on this spot for something like one thousand years, with only occasional lapses attributable to plague, fire, gaol-fever, or wholesale tear-downs and re-builds of the prison fabrique itself, it had been developed to a high art. To blaspheming, these women were what the Duke of Marlborough was to generalship. Fortunately for Jack, who liked a bit of quiet so that he might lapse into unconsciousness from time to time, the Press-Room walls were thick, and m.u.f.fled those execrations into a vague clamor.
But if Jack heard more than he saw, he smelt a thousand times as much as he heard. For, of all of Mercury"s aides-de-camp, that base, insinuating wretch, Stink, Stink, was most at home in Newgate. Mostly what Jack smelt was himself, and what had lately been squeezed out of him. But from time to time he got a whiff of fire being kindled, and then he nosed hot oil, pitch, and tar. For the Press-Room lay near Jack Ketch his Kitchen, where that high official took the heads and limbs of his clients to boil them in the substances mentioned, so that they should endure longer when put up on spikes round city gates. was most at home in Newgate. Mostly what Jack smelt was himself, and what had lately been squeezed out of him. But from time to time he got a whiff of fire being kindled, and then he nosed hot oil, pitch, and tar. For the Press-Room lay near Jack Ketch his Kitchen, where that high official took the heads and limbs of his clients to boil them in the substances mentioned, so that they should endure longer when put up on spikes round city gates.
He had been put into this place on the eighteenth of October. After he had been here for a long time, the door had opened, and a gaoler had come in and stuffed a heel of black bread into his mouth. Then another long time had elapsed. Then the door had opened again, and another gaoler had come in with a ladle that he had dragged through a puddle on the floor a few moments earlier. He had poured the proceeds into Jack"s mouth to spit out or swallow as he saw fit. Jack, impetuous fellow, had swallowed. Now, he knew that a prisoner on bread and water (e.g., himself) was served once a day, the bread alternating with the water. He"d had two servings; ergo, it must be nigh on the twentieth of October. On that date the new King was to be crowned at Westminster Abbey, a mile and a half from here.
What a shame that he could not attend the Coronation! Oh, he had not been invited. But then, he had made a long career of venturing into places where he"d not been welcome, and so this need not have stopped him.
The diverse parades, processions, and rites of the Coronation were attended by respectable men and women: bishops, doctors, yeomen, and earls. Every single one of them hoped and trusted that major portions of Jack Shaftoe would end up in Jack Ketch his Kitchen soon. For that to happen, though, he should have to be convicted. Specifically, he"d have to be convicted of High Treason. Mere robbers, murderers, &c. were only hanged. And a hanged body, entire, was a grocery too gross to maneuver up the stairs to yonder Kitchen. The penalty for High Treason, on the other hand, was to be hanged until half dead (whatever that meant), then cut down, drawn, and separated-with the aid of four teams of horses galloping in opposite directions-into at least four pieces, of a convenient size for the oil, pitch, and tar spa operated just a few steps away from here by Jack Ketch. Shaftoe had been booked for a lengthy and painful round trip via Tyburn, and only one formality prevented it: in order for Jack to be convicted, there"d have to be a proper trial; and according to the rules of such things, the trial could not progress beyond a certain point until Jack pleaded one way or the other.
Accordingly the bailiff, two days ago, had rousted him from his clean, well-lighted apartment in the Castle, and chivvied him down a long narrow alley, a sort of sheep-chute that ran direct to the holding-pen of the Old Bailey. Thence into a Yard where a magistrate (or so it could be presumed from his mien and his Wig) had peered down at him from a balcony (for it had been learnt long ago that magistrates who swapped air with Newgate prisoners soon died of gaol fever). Jack had declined to plead, and so the usual procedure had been effected: back up that alley to Newgate. But to the Press-Room instead of his lovely apartment. There Jack had been stripped to his drawers and very very strongly encouraged to lie down flat on his back on the stone floor. The four corners of the Press-Room were adorned with iron staples set into the floor. These had been connected to his wrists and ankles by chains. Then, in an uncanny prefigurement of the penalty for High Treason, the chains had been drawn tight, so that he was spread-eagled.
A stout wooden box, open on the top-therefore reminiscent of a manger-was suspended from the ceiling in the middle of the room by some tackle. This had been let down until it had dangled a few inches above Jack"s breast-bone. The gaolers had gone to work ferrying lead cylinders from a strangely tidy display against the wall, and piling them into the manger with unnerving hollow booms. They had kept at it for rather a long time, and like lawyers they had cited precedents the whole way-now we are above the hundredweight mark, which is for elderly ladies and tubercular children-now we are at two hundred pounds, which was enough to induce Lord so-and-so to plead after a mere three hours-but we have more respect for you than him, Jack-so now we are up nearing three hundred pounds, which killed Bob the Stabber but which Jephthah Big withstood for three days.
And now, Jack, we are ready for you. As you"re plainly ready for us.
They"d let the box of weights down onto him then, the pulley overhead supplying all of the squeals and screams that Jack would"ve, if he could"ve. The weight had not hit him all at once, but had grown and grown, like the tide. He"d understood right away why so many of the people alluded to by the gaolers had broken, or simply died: it was not the weight, and not the pain, though both were extraordinary, but rather the sheer gloom of it. This Jack was able to master, though just barely, by reminding himself that this was not the worst spot he"d ever been in. Not by a long chalk. And this kept him settled until that thread was broken that connected him to the here and now, and his mind, unleashed, began to dream of the old days.
Through many old stories his mind rambled then, and like a translucent ghost he haunted vivid scenes of Port-Royal in Jamaica, the Siege of Vienna, Barbary, Bonanza, Cairo, Malabar, Mexico, and other places, seeing faces he well remembered, loving most of them, hating a few. To some of those persons he called out. He called out so loud that the gaolers of Newgate heard him, and came in to the Press-Room to see whether he had given up, and was ready to plead. But they found only that he was a-mazed in his own memories, and not conscious of his true surroundings. And he was in a kind of anguish, not because of the weights-for he"d ceased to be aware of them-but because those memories were fixed, and would in no way respond to his outcries. He might as well have been in a Chapel calling out to the frescoes on the ceiling: gorgeous, but dead, and deaf. One time he saw Mr. Foote, in a flowered tunic, hoisting a colorful drink on a Queenah-Kootah beach, as if drinking Jack"s health; but this was the nearest anyone came to taking notice of him.
Strangely, the only one who would speak to him was the one he hated the most: Father edouard de Gex.
"Of all the people! I can"t imagine anything more offensive!" Jack raged.
"Yes, but you have to admit I am just the sort who would turn up in a time and place such as this." De Gex had dropped that annoying French accent.
"Well, yes...you have me there," Jack said weakly.
Jesuit that he was, de Gex was ready with a glib explanation: "The others who haunt your memories, Jack, are still alive, or else gone on to their destinies, and are too far removed from this world to hear you. It is only I who haunts this world thus."