"The German"s been busy with his dictionary," cracked one of the Messengers.
A nearby rider commanded, "Silence, and pay due respect when speaking of our King."
"Long live the King," said the leader of the riders, and all of his companions echoed it. The Messengers could summon up no more than an incoherent murmur. The rider now broke the seal, unrolled the page, and read it: "Know all men by these presents that I, George, by the Grace of G.o.d King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, et cetera et cetera, do hereby relieve Mr. Charles White, Esq., of the post of Captain of the King"s Messengers, and appoint in his place William, the Earl of Lostwithiel." He lifted his gaze from the doc.u.ment and began to roll it up. "I am the Earl of Lostwithiel," he let them know, almost shyly, "and as Captain of the King"s Messengers I hereby relieve you all of your positions-" sweeping his eyes across the faces of the men on foot "-and bid you stand down. The men you see around you are the new King"s Messengers, and have a.s.sumed all of your duties and responsibilities."
During all of this the tromp, tromp, tromp tromp, tromp, tromp of the soldiers" boots had been growing louder; it echoed from the fronts of the casemates down around Mint Street"s northern elbow, where the Moneyers lived, and had been dining in their halls. But they had all put their faces in the windows to see what was going on. A white charger came into view, followed, at half a length, by a gray one, both ridden by men wearing uniforms of officers in the King"s Own Black Torrent Guard; behind them marched a column of regulars. Even if the Old Messengers had been of a mind to cross swords with the New and be ma.s.sacred there in the middle of Mint Street, this might have given them second thoughts. One, then another, then all of them punched their swords back in to their scabbards, peeled off their silver-greyhound badges, and flung them on the cobbles, turned their backs, and walked away in the direction of Bra.s.s Mount, dividing to pa.s.s round Isaac Newton who was coming the other way. of the soldiers" boots had been growing louder; it echoed from the fronts of the casemates down around Mint Street"s northern elbow, where the Moneyers lived, and had been dining in their halls. But they had all put their faces in the windows to see what was going on. A white charger came into view, followed, at half a length, by a gray one, both ridden by men wearing uniforms of officers in the King"s Own Black Torrent Guard; behind them marched a column of regulars. Even if the Old Messengers had been of a mind to cross swords with the New and be ma.s.sacred there in the middle of Mint Street, this might have given them second thoughts. One, then another, then all of them punched their swords back in to their scabbards, peeled off their silver-greyhound badges, and flung them on the cobbles, turned their backs, and walked away in the direction of Bra.s.s Mount, dividing to pa.s.s round Isaac Newton who was coming the other way.
"My lord," said Newton.
"Sir Isaac," said Lostwithiel, and doffed his hat.
"I am pleased that his majesty has been so quick to rid the Mint of those men. I welcome you to the Tower. It is a great day."
"Here"s thanks for that," said Lostwithiel, and doffed his hat again.
"Those men, you must know, have stood between me and his majesty"s Pyx ever since that day in June when I was made aware that it might have been compromised."
Even as Newton was speaking these words he was edging nearer the door of the Warden"s House, watched interestedly by all of the new Messengers.
The column of soldiers stomped to a halt just at the elbow in the street below Bowyer Tower. The second officer-a Colonel, it could now be seen, with a peg-leg-gave some inaudible command to some subordinates in his wake, touching off a long train of ramifications that ended with sergeants bellowing incomprehensible things to the troops. The outcome was that the troops marched away towards their barracks-houses all around the Liberty of the Tower.
Meanwhile the officer on the white charger-a General-rode forward to join the King"s Messengers, and presently drew up alongside the Earl of Lostwithiel. This was the Duke of Marlborough, and so a bit of time was devoted, now, to everyone"s showing him various degrees of respect. His peg-legged colonel was bringing up the rear; and behind him was a platoon that had not yet been given leave to go back to its quarters. But this kept a respectful distance, and so Newton was left the sole unmounted man on the street, a smudge of red, and a head of white steam, in a gloomy creva.s.se.
"My lord," Marlborough announced to Lostwithiel, "in yonder House is a Vault. Within that Vault is a lock-box belonging to his majesty, denominated the Pyx. The Pyx has a unique status in this Realm. It is a repository of Evidence. From time to time that box is opened and the evidence subjected to a judicious examination by a jury of men who have been chosen by the Sovereign. The object of that Trial is to find out whether or not the Master of his majesty"s Mint-" and here Marlborough permitted himself a c.o.c.k of the head toward Newton "-has been fulfilling the terms of the solemn Indenture that bears his name. You will appreciate that the Trial of the Pyx is a matter of utmost gravity; and yet it is only meaningful insofar as the evidence being weighed-which is to say, the Pyx-has been kept sacrosanct. No one who has an interest in the outcome of that Trial, which shall occur in nine days, must be suffered to approach the Pyx. This is the will of the King."
"My will, your grace, is to please his majesty."
"Very good, then," said Marlborough. "Colonel Barnes, you will a.s.sist my lord Lostwithiel in keeping an eye on the place, won"t you?"
"With pleasure, your grace," said the peg-legged colonel, and then made a head-jerking move that sent the platoon of Black Torrent Guards in to motion. They took up positions flanking the house"s doors, and a moment later they were joined by the new Messengers, who had begun to dismount. The Duke of Marlborough turned his charger around and rode away. Newton turned around and went back to his laboratory.
A Letter 21 OCTOBER 1714.
Dappa The Clink The Clink White White The Tower The Tower Mr. White: Mr. White: Am in receipt of yours of yester evening. Am in receipt of yours of yester evening.Gentlemen do not fight duels with slaves, nor do they honourably quit claim on property that by rights belongs to them, and so I, along with all London, shall interpret this as a renunciation of the doctrine of Slavery. To rid the world of that repugnant Inst.i.tution shall require many more such renunciations, as well as legal precedents hard fought and slowly won, but by your letter you have done so much to further this cause that I shall politely overlook the fact that it is really nothing more than a way for you to commit suicide, homicide, or both, before Jack Ketch can lay a glove on you.I look forward to despatching you on Tower Hill tomorrow at daybreak. In supposing that I would prefer firearms to swords, you have guessed correctly; but once again you have under-rated me by supposing that I"d not be able to supply the requisite hard-ware. On the contrary, I have made arrangements for a matched set to be on hand, and, in accordance with the traditions that govern such things, I shall give you the choice as to which weapon you shall prefer.The gaolers are coming to take my chains off.See you tomorrow.Dappa
The Condemned Hold, Newgate Prison 21 OCTOBER 1714.
Newgate is the Horse of Troy, in whose Womb are shut up all the Mad Greeks that were Men of Action.-Memoirs of the Right Villanous John Hall, 1708 1708 THERE WAS AN OLD JOKE that Newgate must be like Heaven, for the way to it was straight and narrow. It must have originated with a waggish prisoner, not with any free man. For a free man would approach Newgate through ways (from the west, Holborn, from the east, Newgate Street) that were broad and crooked. For the convenience of Newgate"s exclusive membership, however, there was a short-cut, a chute or gutter running that Newgate must be like Heaven, for the way to it was straight and narrow. It must have originated with a waggish prisoner, not with any free man. For a free man would approach Newgate through ways (from the west, Holborn, from the east, Newgate Street) that were broad and crooked. For the convenience of Newgate"s exclusive membership, however, there was a short-cut, a chute or gutter running straight and narrow straight and narrow for about an hundred paces from the holding-pens of the Court to the southeastern corner of the Prison. It was one of those sacred and inviolable English rights-of-way, hemmed in by high walls to either side. For the owners of the properties to the left and to the right sides of it did not love to see long necklaces of chained prisoners marching to and fro across their back yards. for about an hundred paces from the holding-pens of the Court to the southeastern corner of the Prison. It was one of those sacred and inviolable English rights-of-way, hemmed in by high walls to either side. For the owners of the properties to the left and to the right sides of it did not love to see long necklaces of chained prisoners marching to and fro across their back yards.
In particular, the property to the right, as one went from the Bailey to the Prison, had notably fastidious and particular tenants. For that parcel, a good acre and a half, was the demesne of the College of Physicians. Your common Newgate felon knew it only as a mystery and a terror. A mystery because no part of it could be seen, owing to the high featureless wall that lined the chute. A terror because the bodies of poor men, cut down from the Treble Tree, were sold to that College by the enterprising Jack Ketch. And there, instead of being given a Christian burial, they were cut up into pieces, ensuring that the unquiet spirit that once animated those dismembered parts must roam the earth until Judgment Day.
To Jack Shaftoe it was no terror because when Ketch had done with him there"d be little left of him to cut up. And neither was it a mystery. For he had made a bit of a study of the place. Just on the other side of that wall, he knew, was a garden, where Physicians could stroll about and stretch their legs, or relax on benches, after a long night of cutting up dead criminals. The remainder of the ground was claimed by a great building that had been thrown up, after the Fire, by one Robert Hooke. It was famous because its turret was decorated with a large golden Pill. But it faced the other way, toward Warwick Lane, turning its back upon Newgate. Dead prisoners were brought in through the back way: a cul-de-sac, running from Prison to College, called Phoenix Court.
In the Old Bailey yesterday, a certificate had been bestowed upon him, a sort of diploma. A considerate bailiff had toted that rare doc.u.ment back up the straight and narrow way to Newgate, following Jack and Jack"s entourage of cudgel-toting gaolers, and presented it to the officialdom there. The import of this paper was that Jack had graduated from the Press-Room, and might now be admitted to the Condemned Hold.
According to the ways of the place, this meant that he exchanged the Press-Room"s lead weights for fetters of iron.
These now sprawled around him on the oaken planking. For the Condemned Hold was furnished with wooden shelves that kept some of its occupants up above the floor, and at the moment Jack had the whole place to himself. Jack did not feel the weight of his chains unless he attempted to move.
The discomforts that the chains inflicted upon his body, though, troubled him less than the unmistakable whiff of Mockery present in these arrangements. What ink was to a writer, fine metals-mercury, silver, gold, and watered steel-had always been to Jack.
That metals consisted partly of water was obvious from the fact that, when you heated them up, they became fluids. But some other substance must be combined with water in order to create a metal. The missing ingredient was supplied by invisible rays from the planets, which penetrated the ground and combined with the water that was there in the earth. The rays from that dimmest and most sluggish of planets, Saturn, created the basest of all metals, lead. Jupiter was responsible for tin and Mars for iron. Venus did copper, the moon silver, Mercury, obviously, accounted for mercury, and the Sun made gold. This was why the gold-hungry Spaniards, in their explorations and conquests, had never strayed far from the Equator, for that was where the Sun beat down most directly, and produced the richest deposits of its precious Element.
As even the most ignorant miner understood, base metals were continually being trans.m.u.ted into n.o.bler ones by a kind of dark vegetation within the earth. A deposit of lead, left to ripen in the ground for some centuries, would become silver, and silver would in time become gold.
For many years Jack had derived pride and fame from a supposed affinity between himself and Quicksilver, that shimmering fluid spirit. According to a learned man Jack knew, by the name of Enoch, Mercury (the planet) ran closer to the Sun than any other body, and whipped round it at terrific speed, without being consumed. Jack had flattered himself by seeing, in that, a token of his relationship with the Sun King. For as the Alchemists loved to jabber, "What is above is as that which is below, and what is below is as that which is above." Jack might have sprung from the basest imaginable stock, the commonest folk in the whole world, but he had been trans.m.u.ted over time into a man linked in the common mind with quicksilver and with gold.
Which made it all the more offensive that, since he had been brought to Newgate, he"d been been immobilized by the basest of metals, substances that did not in any way partake of the spirit of quicksilver. The best face he could put on it was that he had moved from lead (in the Press-Room) to iron (in the Condemned Hold)-a small but indisputable step up the ladder.
These Alchemical ruminations were now most rudely broken in upon by a persistent choking and gagging noise. Some one else had entered the Condemned Hold; and, from the sounds of it, he had swallowed his own tongue. This was most irregular. It was a common enough thing for free men to pay a gaoler to let them go in to the Condemned Hold for a few minutes" time and gape at the soon-to-be-dead men, much as people would go to Bedlam to see the Raving Mad; but the practice had been suspended for as long as Jack Shaftoe was in the place, for Ike Newton was leery of escape-plots. So this choking wretch, whoever he was, must have some special dispensation. Jack rotated his head-carefully, for the iron neck-collar had a few nasty burrs on it-and saw naught save a wee hand gripping a rope. Rotating his head a bit more, and sacrificing some neck-skin, he at last got sight of a boy, standing on tiptoe, and hanging himself. That is, he had a noose round his neck and was holding the free end of the rope up above him, acting as his own gallows. Seeing that he had at last got Jack"s attention, he now went in to a phantastickal parody of a hanged man, rolling his eyes, pawing at the noose with his free hand, and dancing about the Condemned Hold on tippy-toe when he wasn"t spasmodically twitching.
"It is not bad," was Jack"s verdict after a particularly affecting round of convulsions, "but I have seen better. In fact, I have done done better. I once followed your trade, boy." better. I once followed your trade, boy."
"What trade is that, Jack Shaftoe, King of the Vagabonds?" asked the boy, letting the rope drop.
"That of hanging from condemned men"s legs to make "em die faster, and thereby undercutting Jack Ketch, who demands far too much silver for a quick death."
"Then you know why I"m here," said the boy.
"Knew it the moment I spied the noose. What"s the going rate nowadays?"
"A guinea."
"Oh, you"re a sly one. Don"t you know I can"t afford guineas?"
"Everyone knows. Don"t hurt to ask, though."
"Very shrewd. I commend you. But tell me this: does the Mobb mock me now, for having had so much, and lost it?"
"No," said the boy, "they love you for it."
"Never!"
"When you were Jack the Coiner, and flyin" above London in yer Sky-Chariot, in a golden waistcoat, with that Papist henchman, they din"t care for none of that," said the boy. "But now you"ve been brought low, and lost all, and are Jack the Vagabond again, why, the people are sayin", he"s all right, he is! One of us, like."
"And that is why they came to the Court of Sessions to crown me even as the King was being crowned at Westminster," Jack said. "So "twasn"t mockery at all."
"Blokes are raising pints and saying "G.o.d save the King," and they don"t mean George the German."
"You know, I got a homily the other day, when I was being Pressed, from the ghost of that Papist henchman, as you called him, and he had some things to say concerning Pride. And my mind went back to Amsterdam, 1685, when I had to choose between two Opportunities. One, to go out into the world and become a man of affairs and make a lot of money, all to impress a certain Lady and make her think I was the right man for her. Two, to write off that venture, lose all, remain in Amsterdam, and go on being the f.e.c.kless Vagabond I"d always been, and to rely upon the said Female for food, shelter, et cetera et cetera."
"Which did you choose?" asked the boy.
"Don"t blame you for not being able to guess," said Jack, "for as all London knows, I have been a money-man, Jack the Coiner, and I have been a Vagabond, too, in the estate you see me here. The answer is, I chose to seek my fortune. Failed. Lost all. Then got a fortune I had not ever looked for. Lost it though. Got it back. Lost it. Got another-the story is somewhat repet.i.tious."
"Yes, I was noticing."
"Anyway, point is, now I"m back where I started again, and have been presented, I am beginning to realize, with the same choice as before-yet now all is changed! If I"d stayed in Amsterdam, would she"ve loved me-or found me tiresome company? Would I"ve loved her? Or found her too bossy and tight-laced?"
These and other rhetorical questions and imponderable Mysteries of Creation spilled from Jack"s lips, until he became aware that he had thereby driven the boy away, or put him to sleep. He was alone again in the Condemned Hold, and would be for some time yet. It was a bargaining ploy on the part of the gaolers, no less effective for being crude and obvious. In time they would come and offer to lighten his chains in trade for some silver, or move him to an apartment along the Press-Yard, in exchange for gold. Obviously they might expect to fetch a higher price if they let him suffer for a while first. The Condemned Hold was not as dark as the Press-Room was, for there was a window high in the wall that admitted some light from Newgate Street. But in due time the sun set and that window went dark. Jack, who had not even a copper to buy himself a candle, was left with naught to entertain him but remembered images.
He was thinking back to that straight and narrow pa.s.sage. At its far end there was a sort of wicket, called by some the Gate of Ja.n.u.s, where prisoners entering the Bailey from the prison went to the left if they were females, and to the right if they were males, so that each s.e.x was conducted into a different holding-pen. This was done strictly for appearances. Within Within Newgate, men and women mixed freely. But visitors to the Old Bailey saw strict segregation in the pens, and ( Jack supposed) heaved great sighs of relief to see that the place was run in a virtuous manner. As the sessions proceeded, the prisoners were let out of the pens one by one, and each returned a few minutes later. The lucky ones were literally smoking from freshly applied brands, the unlucky came back whole and unmarked, as they were destined for Tyburn, or for America. But at the end of the session, all of them-male and female, branded and condemned-were bottlenecked together through the Gate of Ja.n.u.s where they began their return up the chute to Newgate Prison. And just there, in the Old Bailey, near that gate, was a place where a free person might stand and gaze directly into the face of every prisoner who pa.s.sed by. Newgate, men and women mixed freely. But visitors to the Old Bailey saw strict segregation in the pens, and ( Jack supposed) heaved great sighs of relief to see that the place was run in a virtuous manner. As the sessions proceeded, the prisoners were let out of the pens one by one, and each returned a few minutes later. The lucky ones were literally smoking from freshly applied brands, the unlucky came back whole and unmarked, as they were destined for Tyburn, or for America. But at the end of the session, all of them-male and female, branded and condemned-were bottlenecked together through the Gate of Ja.n.u.s where they began their return up the chute to Newgate Prison. And just there, in the Old Bailey, near that gate, was a place where a free person might stand and gaze directly into the face of every prisoner who pa.s.sed by.
Most of the men who collected in that place were thief-takers. Plenty such had been there yesterday, after Jack had been sentenced. But Jack, reviewing the scene in his mind, phant"sied that there had been a woman there, too, a woman veiled in black scrim so that he could not see her face. But she she wanted to see wanted to see his, his, evidently. He was just drifting in to a delightful reverie, concerning this, when he was molested by sudden lanthorn-light, and then by a hand shaking his shoulder. He opened his eyes a crack, then grumbled and closed them. The light waned as it was directed elsewhere. Jack opened his eyes full, and gazed up into the face of Sir Isaac Newton. evidently. He was just drifting in to a delightful reverie, concerning this, when he was molested by sudden lanthorn-light, and then by a hand shaking his shoulder. He opened his eyes a crack, then grumbled and closed them. The light waned as it was directed elsewhere. Jack opened his eyes full, and gazed up into the face of Sir Isaac Newton.
The Gallows, Tower Hill DAWN, 22 OCTOBER 1714.
WHEN IT GREW LIGHT enough for them to move around without having to tote flaming objects, four men converged on the scaffold that stood in the middle of Tower Hill. Two came from the sea: a black man, and a short red-head with a hook in place of a hand. Two issued from the outlying fortification of the Tower known as the Bulwark; both of them gentlemen, but afoot, and surrounded by several Yeomen of the Guard, and followed, at a respectful distance, by half a dozen mounted dragoons. enough for them to move around without having to tote flaming objects, four men converged on the scaffold that stood in the middle of Tower Hill. Two came from the sea: a black man, and a short red-head with a hook in place of a hand. Two issued from the outlying fortification of the Tower known as the Bulwark; both of them gentlemen, but afoot, and surrounded by several Yeomen of the Guard, and followed, at a respectful distance, by half a dozen mounted dragoons.
The gallows would not be put to use today, save as a landmark by which the two gentlemen from the Tower, and the two seafarers, could find each other. For Tower Hill was a considerable expanse, mostly open parade-ground, but complicated here and there by earth-works where the Tower"s garrison might conduct rehearsals for Continental siege-wars. It would not be suitable for the duellists to blunder about trying to find each other until daylight had washed broad over the land, and so they had agreed to meet at the scaffold where sometimes the Tower"s lordly inmates were put to death. The Yeomen who had conducted the two gentlemen out the Bulwark"s gates peeled away as soon as the timbers of the scaffold came in view, and kept their distance. The legalities were interesting. There was nothing unusual about a n.o.ble prisoner strolling about the Liberty of the Tower, of which Tower Hill was a part. Nor for such a prisoner to be shadowed, on his perambulations, by Yeomen of the Guard, to make sure he would not escape or engage in treasonable discourse with free men. But duelling, though a frequent enough practice, was illegal. And so it could be inferred that Charles White had arrived, in advance, with some understanding with the Lieutenant of the Tower. He would go for an early-morning stroll on Tower Hill. At some point the Yeomen might lose him, for a few minutes, in the fog. A pistol-shot or two might be heard. White would be found dead or alive. If dead, he"d be buried. If alive, he"d go back to his lodging in the Tower. Either way the incident would be explained: the strollers had run afoul of footpads; there"d been a struggle; White had wrested a pistol from one of the attackers; et cetera et cetera. It was threadbare, but no more so than any of the other fictions that were routinely put forth to explain duels. Accordingly the Yeomen kept their distance, so as to sustain the lies that they would have to tell in an hour"s time; but the dragoons spread out to surround the area, lest White try to flee into the streets of London, only a hundred running paces distant.
"Where are the pistols?" White demanded.
If his opponent, and his opponent"s second, had been gentlemen, he might have greeted them first. But these were Vagabonds of the sea and so that was how he said h.e.l.lo.
"Pistols? What pistols?" asked Dappa.
"You stated in your letter that you would supply a matched set of pistols," White said, suspecting tomfoolery.
"Firearms are what I said I would supply," said Dappa, "and I said I"d let you choose. If you will now follow me and Captain van Hoek, please, I"ll show you the first of "em." And Dappa strode into the fog. Van Hoek stepped out of the way to let White and his second-a young gent name of Woodruff-follow. They were leery of being followed by van Hoek and so after an awkward few seconds" feinting and after-youing, they all fell into step abreast of one another and out of mutual stabbing-range.
"Where is it?" Charles White demanded.
"Less than a hundred paces from here," Dappa returned.
The ground reared up under their feet. They had come to the base of a brief but stiff rise in the Hill, which traditionally was employed as a natural viewing-stand for Londoners eager to see Lords being hanged. Rather than attempting to scale this slope, Dappa deflected to the right and walked along its base, following fresh wheel-ruts that scarred the ground.
He led them to an artillery-piece, mounted on a two-wheeled carriage, and turned round so that the earth rose up behind it. Directions were not easy to keep track of in this dim light, but it seemed to be aimed generally toward the bank of the river. Resting on the ground beside the piece were a powder-keg, a pyramidal stack of five b.a.l.l.s, and relevant tools, viz. scoop, ramrod, &c.
Before White could fully take this in, Dappa had made an about-face and begun goose-stepping toward the Thames, counting paces: "One, two, three..."
They were approaching the base of another rise in the ground: this one part of the earthen rampart that surrounded the Bulwark. The sky had brightened, and the fog dissolved, to the point where they could see that he was leading them toward another field-piece, arrayed in the same manner as, and aimed back towards, the first; which loomed down on them from its shelf halfway up Tower Hill.
The hundred paces had given White time to grow accustomed to the idea-even to see humor in it. "Where did you get these guns?" he wanted to know.
"It is a pa.s.sably entertaining story," Dappa answered, "but if you are about to die, there"s no point in relating it to you. And if I I am, then one of the ways I mean to spite you is by leaving you in the dark. Technically, by the way, they are called Hobbits, or Haubitzes," said Dappa. "Not guns. A am, then one of the ways I mean to spite you is by leaving you in the dark. Technically, by the way, they are called Hobbits, or Haubitzes," said Dappa. "Not guns. A gun gun has a longer barrel, and is much heavier; it throws heavy b.a.l.l.s at great speed, to batter down walls. A Haubitz is like a horizontal mortar: it uses a smaller powder-charge. I judged it a more suitable weapon, for a duel. Cannon-shot would carry in to the city, if we mis-aimed. Haubitz-b.a.l.l.s, being lighter, will fall to the ground nearby." has a longer barrel, and is much heavier; it throws heavy b.a.l.l.s at great speed, to batter down walls. A Haubitz is like a horizontal mortar: it uses a smaller powder-charge. I judged it a more suitable weapon, for a duel. Cannon-shot would carry in to the city, if we mis-aimed. Haubitz-b.a.l.l.s, being lighter, will fall to the ground nearby."
"How can they be lighter if they are made of the same stuff?" asked Woodruff, who had apparently been studying his Natural Philosophy.
"They are hollow, you see," said Dappa, picking one of them up with only modest effort, even though it was a good six inches in diameter. He spun it over between his hands to reveal a drilled orifice, and a spray of gray strings, radiating outwards, like meridians, to cover one hemisphere of its surface. "Hollow, so that they may be packed with powder. Otherwise, we"d be here all day trying to hit each other with a lucky shot. These sh.e.l.ls will burst and kill anything within a few yards."
"I see. It is quite practical," said Woodruff, though he seemed a bit preoccupied by the implications of that for him him. Van Hoek was eyeing him with amus.e.m.e.nt.
"Please take as much time as you will to inspect these bombs, the Haubitzes, and anything else you please; I a.s.sure you they are quite identical."
"No need," said White, "and little time. Quite obviously the most advantageous position is the one on high." He nodded up toward the first Haubitz. "For that reason, you"d look to me to choose it, and if one of the Haubitzes were deficient, that"s where you"d place it. And so I choose this; this; you may have the high ground." you may have the high ground."
"Very well," said Dappa, "shall we to the midway-point then?"
They stood back-to-back on the field, each staring in to the muzzle of the gun he"d soon be loading. Their seconds stood off to the side, watching to be sure that all of the rules and formalities were observed.
"It is perfect," White reflected. "Over yonder I have had victory over Newton, and the Whigs; for make no mistake, he will fail the Trial of the Pyx a week hence. Here I shall have victory over you, you, or else die; either way I could hardly have expected better." or else die; either way I could hardly have expected better."
"One," said Dappa, and took a pace away from him-as much to shut the man up as anything else.
"Very well. One," said White, and took a pace. Thence they counted, and paced, in unison; and round about the time they reached forty (for they were taking very long paces) they dropped all pretense of dignity and fell to work upon the Haubitzes.
White was aided, in this, by his second. Dappa wasn"t. Van Hoek stood with his back to the Haubitz, as if he were an early-morning perambulator pausing to take in the view of Tower Hill"s lower reaches and the Pool. When Dappa gave him a dirty look, van Hoek licked his hook and held it up in the air as if to test the wind.
Dappa cuffed him on the back. "Stop it!"
"Look at them scurrying around down there," said van Hoek. "They have no idea what they are doing."
"That"s what concerns me."
"In Cairo you were much cooler," van Hoek reminded him, "and it was I who looked on irritably."
"In Cairo I had nothing to lose!" Dappa reminded him. He had rolled the powder-keg to a safer distance from the Haubitz, and was prying the bung out with a dagger. "Did White and Woodruff move their keg?"
"Ah, you see? Now Now you ask for the knowledge that I have been collecting." you ask for the knowledge that I have been collecting."
"You could have collected it, and done something else useful, at the same time."
"Oh, very well," said van Hoek, and ambled round to the b.u.t.t of the Haubitz. He sighted down the barrel, then changed focus to the target. "Yes. They moved their keg. But not as far as they ought to"ve." He picked up a stone and used it as a mallet to whack the quoin under the weapon"s b.u.t.t, depressing its muzzle slightly. "Do you think we need to allow for the rotation of the Earth?"
Dappa studiously ignored this baiting. He had filled a long-handled scoop with powder, and now introduced it to the muzzle. The scoop"s diameter was markedly smaller than the weapon"s bore. "This is the part they are likely to get wrong," Dappa reflected, as he prodded away, trying to get the scoop into a narrower chamber concealed in the b.u.t.t. "I hope they"ll charge it full bore, and blow themselves up!"
"That would not be sporting," van Hoek chided him, and used his hook to sc.r.a.pe away some chymical encrustation surrounding the touch-hole. Because of his disability, he could not very easily pick up a sh.e.l.l, and so this duty fell to Dappa, who stuffed in a ball, then set to beating it down the barrel with a ramrod, while gazing attentively down-hill.
"This is what you get for your slowness!" he pointed out. For both he and van Hoek had noticed that White, with a grin, was putting fire to the touch-hole of a fully loaded and ready-to-go Haubitz.
A cloud of flame the size of a parish church appeared between them and their opponents, then winked out and was smoke.
"And that is what they get for their lubberly haste," said van Hoek.
As both van Hoek and Dappa understood, White and Woodruff had over-charged the weapon. The force of the fire had crushed the sh.e.l.l inside the barrel, causing it to vomit forth a cloud of gunpowder, most of which (fortunately for them) had burned in the open air.
There was nothing to do until the smoke-cloud drifted over them and gave them a clear view of White and Woodruff, who looked woozy and badly sunburned. Then van Hoek put fire to the touch-hole. The Haubitz discharged correctly and, as they were standing nearly behind it, they got to glimpse the sh.e.l.l in flight for a fraction of a second. It spattered against the stone wall of the Bulwark, above and behind and a bit to the left of the opposition, and failed to ignite altogether. Instead it sprayed sh.e.l.l-shards and powder-corns all over White and Woodruff, who scarcely noticed, as they had shaken off their shock and turned their attention back to the Haubitz.
"Now"s when they"ll blow themselves up," Dappa offered, thrusting a swab into a bucket.
"On the contrary, they found the water you so considerately left out for them, and are swabbing out their Haubitz just as you are. But we have the advantage-we got information about how to adjust our aim, and they did not." Van Hoek belabored the quoin some more, then kicked at one of the gun-carriage"s wheels to adjust its azimuth. Dappa meanwhile re-loaded. After which he was very keen on firing; but van Hoek kept presenting himself at the weapon"s muzzle with sticks, handfuls of dry gra.s.s, leaves, and other such debris, which he stuffed in to the bore until it was full, and even over-full; it ended up looking like a bronze vase sporting a dead bouquet. Dappa grew most peevish and took to waving the torch over the touch-hole, and feinting toward it. Van Hoek was oblivious, and did not even turn around when White"s second shot screamed past his shoulder and buried itself in the embankment behind them. But he saw it strike, and pointed it out to Dappa, who spat on his fingers and reached into the cave it had made, then yanked out a fizzing net-work of fuze. He flung it on the ground and cursed. Van Hoek finally left his blocking-position before the Haubitz"s barrel and used his hook to catch the bail of their water-bucket; he went over to the fizzing and writhing fuze, and doused it. While he was thus occupied Dappa put fire to their Haubitz and got off their second shot; it struck the ground just at the base of the embankment behind White and Woodruff, and a couple of yards to the right of them. Instead of burying itself in the earth, this one caromed straight up in the air and disappeared. Several seconds later, having apparently risen to an apogee and begun to drop, it exploded perhaps ten yards above the ground, and not terribly far from White and Woodruff. But they had marked its ascent and descent, with avid finger-pointing, and scampered clear of it and flung themselves to the ground. They were not injured.