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Snitchey and Craggs had a snug little office on the old Battle Ground, where they drove a snug little business, and fought a great many small pitched battles for a great many contending parties. Though it could hardly be said of these conflicts that they were running fights--for in truth they generally proceeded at a snail"s pace--the part the Firm had in them came so far within that general denomination, that now they took a shot at this Plaintiff, and now aimed a chop at that Defendant, now made a heavy charge at an estate in Chancery, and now had some light skirmishing among an irregular body of small debtors, just as the occasion served, and the enemy happened to present himself. The Gazette was an important and profitable feature in some of their fields, as well as in fields of greater renown; and in most of the Actions wherein they shewed their generalship, it was afterwards observed by the combatants that they had had great difficulty in making each other out, or in knowing with any degree of distinctness what they were about, in consequence of the vast amount of smoke by which they were surrounded.
The offices of Messrs. Snitchey and Craggs stood convenient with an open door, down two smooth steps in the market-place: so that any angry farmer inclining towards hot water, might tumble into it at once. Their special council-chamber and hall of conference was an old back room up stairs, with a low dark ceiling, which seemed to be knitting its brows gloomily in the consideration of tangled points of law. It was furnished with some high-backed leathern chairs, garnished with great goggle-eyed bra.s.s nails, of which, every here and there, two or three had fallen out; or had been picked out, perhaps, by the wandering thumbs and forefingers of bewildered clients. There was a framed print of a great judge in it, every curl in whose dreadful wig had made a man"s hair stand on end. Bales of papers filled the dusty closets, shelves, and tables; and round the wainscoat there were tiers of boxes, padlocked and fireproof, with people"s names painted outside, which anxious visitors felt themselves, by a cruel enchantment, obliged to spell backwards and forwards, and to make anagrams of, while they sat, seeming to listen to Snitchey and Craggs, without comprehending one word of what they said.
Snitchey and Craggs had each, in private life as in professional existence, a partner of his own. Snitchey and Craggs were the best friends in the world, and had a real confidence in one another; but Mrs. Snitchey, by a dispensation not uncommon in the affairs of life, was, on principle, suspicious of Mr. Craggs, and Mrs. Craggs was, on principle, suspicious of Mr. Snitchey. "Your Snitcheys indeed," the latter lady would observe, sometimes, to Mr. Craggs; using that imaginative plural as if in disparagement of an objectionable pair of pantaloons, or other articles not possessed of a singular number; "I don"t see what you want with your Snitcheys, for my part. You trust a great deal too much to your Snitcheys, _I_ think, and I hope you may never find my words come true." While Mrs. Snitchey would observe to Mr.
Snitchey, of Craggs, "that if ever he was led away by man he was led away by that man; and that if ever she read a double purpose in a mortal eye, she read that purpose in Craggs"s eye." Notwithstanding this, however, they were all very good friends in general: and Mrs. Snitchey and Mrs. Craggs maintained a close bond of alliance against "the office," which they both considered a Blue chamber, and common enemy, full of dangerous (because unknown) machinations.
In this office, nevertheless, Snitchey and Craggs made honey for their several hives. Here sometimes they would linger, of a fine evening, at the window of their council-chamber, overlooking the old battle-ground, and wonder (but that was generally at a.s.size time, when much business had made them sentimental) at the folly of mankind, who couldn"t always be at peace with one another, and go to law comfortably. Here days, and weeks, and months, and years, pa.s.sed over them; their calendar, the gradually diminishing number of bra.s.s nails in the leathern chairs, and the increasing bulk of papers on the tables. Here nearly three years"
flight had thinned the one and swelled the other, since the breakfast in the orchard; when they sat together in consultation, at night.
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Not alone; but with a man of thirty, or about that time of life, negligently dressed, and somewhat haggard in the face, but well-made, well-attired, and well-looking, who sat in the arm-chair of state, with one hand in his breast, and the other in his dishevelled hair, pondering moodily. Messrs. Snitchey and Craggs sat opposite each other at a neighbouring desk. One of the fire-proof boxes, unpadlocked and opened, was upon it; a part of its contents lay strewn upon the table, and the rest was then in course of pa.s.sing through the hands of Mr. Snitchey, who brought it to the candle, doc.u.ment by doc.u.ment, looked at every paper singly, as he produced it, shook his head, and handed it to Mr.
Craggs, who looked it over also, shook his head, and laid it down.
Sometimes they would stop, and shaking their heads in concert, look towards the abstracted client; and the name on the box being Michael Warden, Esquire, we may conclude from these premises that the name and the box were both his, and that the affairs of Michael Warden, Esquire, were in a bad way.
"That"s all," said Mr. Snitchey, turning up the last paper. "Really there"s no other resource. No other resource."
"All lost, spent, wasted, p.a.w.ned, borrowed and sold, eh?" said the client, looking up.
"All," returned Mr. Snitchey.
"Nothing else to be done, you say?"
"Nothing at all."
The client bit his nails, and pondered again.
"And I am not even personally safe in England? You hold to that; do you?"
"In no part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland," replied Mr. Snitchey.
"A mere prodigal son with no father to go back to, no swine to keep, and no husks to share with them? Eh?" pursued the client, rocking one leg over the other, and searching the ground with his eyes.
Mr. Snitchey coughed, as if to deprecate the being supposed to partic.i.p.ate in any figurative ill.u.s.tration of a legal position. Mr.
Craggs, as if to express that it was a partnership view of the subject, also coughed.
"Ruined at thirty!" said the client. "Humph!"
"Not ruined, Mr. Warden," returned Snitchey. "Not so bad as that. You have done a good deal towards it, I must say, but you are not ruined.
A little nursing--"
"A little Devil," said the client.
"Mr. Craggs," said Snitchey, "will you oblige me with a pinch of snuff?
Thank you, Sir."
As the imperturbable lawyer applied it to his nose, with great apparent relish and a perfect absorption of his attention in the proceeding, the client gradually broke into a smile, and, looking up, said:
"You talk of nursing. How long nursing?"
"How long nursing?" repeated Snitchey, dusting the snuff from his fingers, and making a slow calculation in his mind. "For your involved estate, Sir? In good hands? S. and C."s, say? Six or seven years."
"To starve for six or seven years!" said the client with a fretful laugh, and an impatient change of his position.
"To starve for six or seven years, Mr. Warden," said Snitchey, "would be very uncommon indeed. You might get another estate by shewing yourself, the while. But we don"t think you could do it--speaking for Self and Craggs--and consequently don"t advise it."
"What _do_ you advise?"
"Nursing, I say," repeated Snitchey. "Some few years of nursing by Self and Craggs would bring it round. But to enable us to make terms, and hold terms, and you to keep terms, you must go away, you must live abroad. As to starvation, we could ensure you some hundreds a year to starve upon, even in the beginning, I dare say, Mr. Warden."
"Hundreds," said the client. "And I have spent thousands!"
"That," retorted Mr. Snitchey, putting the papers slowly back into the cast-iron box, "there is no doubt about. No doubt a--bout," he repeated to himself, as he thoughtfully pursued his occupation.
The lawyer very likely knew his man; at any rate his dry, shrewd, whimsical manner, had a favourable influence upon the client"s moody state, and disposed him to be more free and unreserved. Or perhaps the client knew _his_ man; and had elicited such encouragement as he had received, to render some purpose he was about to disclose the more defensible in appearance. Gradually raising his head, he sat looking at his immovable adviser with a smile, which presently broke into a laugh.
"After all," he said, "my iron-headed friend--"
Mr. Snitchey pointed out his partner. "Self and--excuse me--Craggs."
"I beg Mr. Craggs"s pardon," said the client. "After all, my iron-headed friends," he leaned forward in his chair, and dropped his voice a little, "you don"t know half my ruin yet."
Mr. Snitchey stopped and stared at him. Mr. Craggs also stared.
"I am not only deep in debt," said the client "but I am deep in--"
"Not in love!" cried Snitchey.
"Yes!" said the client, falling back in his chair, and surveying the Firm with his hands in his pockets. "Deep in love."
"And not with an heiress, Sir?" said Snitchey.
"Not with an heiress."
"Nor a rich lady?"
"Nor a rich lady that I know of--except in beauty and merit."
"A single lady, I trust?" said Mr. Snitchey, with great expression.
"Certainly."