(An immediate glow of suspicion leaps into his eyes. It is as though PARAMORE had announced himself as an amateur pickpocket.) PARAMORE: At present I"m doing service work in Stamford. Only last week some one told me that Anthony Patch lived so near.
(They are interrupted by a clamor outside, unmistakable as that of two s.e.xes in conversation and laughter. Then there enter the room in a body ANTHONY, GLORIA, RICHARD CARAMEL, MURIEL KANE, RACHAEL BARNES and RODMAN BARNES, her husband. They surge about MAURY, illogically replying "Fine!" to his general "h.e.l.lo." ... ANTHONY, meanwhile, approaches his other guest.) ANTHONY: Well, I"ll be darned. How are you? Mighty glad to see you.
PARAMORE: It"s good to see you, Anthony. I"m stationed in Stamford, so I thought I"d run over. (Roguishly) We have to work to beat the devil most of the time, so we"re ent.i.tled to a few hours" vacation.
(In an agony of concentration ANTHONY tries to recall the name. After a struggle of parturition his memory gives up the fragment "Fred," around which he hastily builds the sentence "Glad you did, Fred!" Meanwhile the slight hush prefatory to an introduction has fallen upon the company. MAURY, who could help, prefers to look on in malicious enjoyment.) ANTHONY: (In desperation) Ladies and gentlemen, this is--this is Fred.
MURIEL: (With obliging levity) h.e.l.lo, Fred!
(RICHARD CARAMEL and PARAMORE greet each other intimately by their first names, the latter recollecting that d.i.c.k was one of the men in his cla.s.s who had never before troubled to speak to him. d.i.c.k fatuously imagines that PARAMORE is some one he has previously met in ANTHONY"S house.
The three young women go up-stairs.) MAURY: (In an undertone to d.i.c.k) Haven"t seen Muriel since Anthony"s wedding.
d.i.c.k: She"s now in her prime. Her latest is "I"ll say so!"
(ANTHONY struggles for a while with PARAMORE and at length attempts to make the conversation general by asking every one to have a drink.) MAURY: I"ve done pretty well on this bottle. I"ve gone from "Proof" down to "Distillery." (He indicates the words on the label.) ANTHONY: (To PARAMORE) Never can tell when these two will turn up. Said good-by to them one afternoon at five and darned if they didn"t appear about two in the morning. A big hired touring-car from New York drove up to the door and out they stepped, drunk as lords, of course.
(In an ecstasy of consideration PARAMORE regards the cover of a book which he holds in his hand. MAURY and d.i.c.k exchange a glance.) d.i.c.k: (Innocently, to PARAMORE) You work here in town?
PARAMORE: No, I"m in the Laird Street Settlement in Stamford. (To ANTHONY) You have no idea of the amount of poverty in these small Connecticut towns. Italians and other immigrants. Catholics mostly, you know, so it"s very hard to reach them.
ANTHONY: (Politely) Lot of crime?
PARAMORE: Not so much crime as ignorance and dirt.
MAURY: That"s my theory: immediate electrocution of all ignorant and dirty people. I"m all for the criminals--give color to life. Trouble is if you started to punish ignorance you"d have to begin in the first families, then you could take up the moving picture people, and finally Congress and the clergy.
PARAMORE: (Smiling uneasily) I was speaking of the more fundamental ignorance--of even our language.
MAURY: (Thoughtfully) I suppose it is rather hard. Can"t even keep up with the new poetry.
PARAMORE: It"s only when the settlement work has gone on for months that one realizes how bad things are. As our secretary said to me, your finger-nails never seem dirty until you wash your hands. Of course we"re already attracting much attention.
MAURY: (Rudely) As your secretary might say, if you stuff paper into a grate it"ll burn brightly for a moment.
(At this point GLORIA, freshly tinted and l.u.s.tful of admiration and entertainment, rejoins the party, followed by her two friends. For several moments the conversation becomes entirely fragmentary. GLORIA calls ANTHONY aside.) GLORIA: Please don"t drink much, Anthony.
ANTHONY: Why?
GLORIA: Because you"re so simple when you"re drunk.
ANTHONY: Good Lord! What"s the matter now?
GLORIA: (After a pause during which her eyes gaze coolly into his) Several things. In the first place, why do you insist on paying for everything? Both those men have more money than you!
ANTHONY: Why, Gloria! They"re my guests!
GLORIA: That"s no reason why you should pay for a bottle of champagne Rachael Barnes smashed. d.i.c.k tried to fix that second taxi bill, and you wouldn"t let him.
ANTHONY: Why, Gloria-- GLORIA: When we have to keep selling bonds to even pay our bills, it"s time to cut down on excess generosities. Moreover, I wouldn"t be quite so attentive to Rachael Barnes. Her husband doesn"t like it any more than I do!
ANTHONY: Why, Gloria-- GLORIA: (Mimicking him sharply) "Why, Gloria!" But that"s happened a little too often this summer--with every pretty woman you meet. It"s grown to be a sort of habit, and I"m not going to stand it! If you can play around, I can, too. (Then, as an afterthought) By the way, this Fred person isn"t a second Joe Hull, is he?
ANTHONY: Heavens, no! He probably came up to get me to wheedle some money out of grandfather for his flock.
(GLORIA turns away from a very depressed ANTHONY and returns to her guests.
By nine o"clock these can be divided into two cla.s.ses--those who have been drinking consistently and those who have taken little or nothing. In the second group are the BARNESES, MURIEL, and FREDERICK E. PARAMORE.) MURIEL: I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words.
d.i.c.k: As Goliath said, he understood how David felt, but he couldn"t express himself. The remark was immediately adopted for a motto by the Philistines.
MURIEL: I don"t get you. I must be getting stupid in my old age.
GLORIA: (Weaving unsteadily among the company like an exhilarated angel) If any one"s hungry there"s some French pastry on the dining room table.
MAURY: Can"t tolerate those Victorian designs it comes in.
MURIEL: (Violently amused) I"ll say you"re tight, Maury.
(Her bosom is still a pavement that she offers to the hoofs of many pa.s.sing stallions, hoping that their iron shoes may strike even a spark of romance in the darkness ...
Messrs. BARNES and PARAMORE have been engaged in conversation upon some wholesome subject, a subject so wholesome that MR. BARNES has been trying for several moments to creep into the more tainted air around the central lounge. Whether PARAMORE is lingering in the gray house out of politeness or curiosity, or in order at some future time to make a sociological report on the decadence of American life, is problematical.) MAURY: Fred, I imagined you were very broad-minded.
PARAMORE: I am.
MURIEL: Me, too. I believe one religion"s as good as another and everything.
PARAMORE: There"s some good in all religions.
MURIEL: I"m a Catholic but, as I always say, I"m not working at it.
PARAMORE: (With a tremendous burst of tolerance) The Catholic religion is a very--a very powerful religion.
MAURY: Well, such a broad-minded man should consider the raised plane of sensation and the stimulated optimism contained in this c.o.c.ktail.
PARAMORE: (Taking the drink, rather defiantly) Thanks, I"ll try--one.
MAURY: One? Outrageous! Here we have a cla.s.s of "nineteen ten reunion, and you refuse to be even a little pickled. Come on!
"Here"s a health to King Charles, Here"s a health to King Charles, Bring the bowl that you boast----"
(PARAMORE joins in with a hearty voice.) MAURY: Fill the cup, Frederick. You know everything"s subordinated to nature"s purposes with us, and her purpose with you is to make you a rip-roaring tippler.
PARAMORE: If a fellow can drink like a gentleman-- MAURY: What is a gentleman, anyway?
ANTHONY: A man who never has pins under his coat lapel.
MAURY: Nonsense! A man"s social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.
d.i.c.k: He"s a man who prefers the first edition of a book to the last edition of a newspaper.
RACHAEL: A man who never gives an impersonation of a dope-fiend.
MAURY: An American who can fool an English butler into thinking he"s one.
MURIEL: A man who comes from a good family and went to Yale or Harvard or Princeton, and has money and dances well, and all that.
MAURY: At last--the perfect definition! Cardinal Newman"s is now a back number.
PARAMORE: I think we ought to look on the question more broad-mindedly. Was it Abraham Lincoln who said that a gentleman is one who never inflicts pain?
MAURY: It"s attributed, I believe, to General Ludendorff.
PARAMORE: Surely you"re joking.
MAURY: Have another drink.
PARAMORE: I oughtn"t to. (Lowering his voice for MAURY"S ear alone) What if I were to tell you this is the third drink I"ve ever taken in my life?
(d.i.c.k starts the phonograph, which provokes MURIEL to rise and sway from side to side, her elbows against her ribs, her forearms perpendicular to her body and out like fins.) MURIEL: Oh, let"s take up the rugs and dance!
(This suggestion is received by ANTHONY and GLORIA with interior groans and sickly smiles of acquiescence.) MURIEL: Come on, you lazy-bones. Get up and move the furniture back.
d.i.c.k: Wait till I finish my drink.
MAURY: (Intent on his purpose toward PARAMORE) I"ll tell you what. Let"s each fill one gla.s.s, drink it off and then we"ll dance.
(A wave of protest which breaks against the rock of MAURY"S insistence.) MURIEL: My head is simply going round now.
RACHAEL: (In an undertone to ANTHONY) Did Gloria tell you to stay away from me?
ANTHONY: (Confused) Why, certainly not. Of course not.
(RACHAEL smiles at him inscrutably. Two years have given her a sort of hard, well-groomed beauty.) MAURY: (Holding up his gla.s.s) Here"s to the defeat of democracy and the fall of Christianity.
MURIEL: Now really!
(She flashes a mock-reproachful glance at MAURY and then drinks.
They all drink, with varying degrees of difficulty.) MURIEL: Clear the floor!
(It seems inevitable that this process is to be gone through, so ANTHONY and GLORIA join in the great moving of tables, piling of chairs, rolling of carpets, and breaking of lamps. When the furniture has been stacked in ugly ma.s.ses at the sides, there appears a s.p.a.ce about eight feet square.) MURIEL: Oh, let"s have music!
MAURY: Tana will render the love song of an eye, ear, nose, and throat specialist.
(Amid some confusion due to the fact that TANA has retired for the night, preparations are made for the performance. The pajamaed j.a.panese, flute in hand, is wrapped in a comforter and placed in a chair atop one of the tables, where he makes a ludicrous and grotesque spectacle. PARAMORE is perceptibly drunk and so enraptured with the notion that he increases the effect by simulating funny-paper staggers and even venturing on an occasional hiccough.) PARAMORE: (To GLORIA) Want to dance with me?
GLORIA: No, sir! Want to do the swan dance. Can you do it?
PARAMORE: Sure. Do them all.
GLORIA: All right. You start from that side of the room and I"ll start from this.
MURIEL: Let"s go!
(Then Bedlam creeps screaming out of the bottles: TANA plunges into the recondite mazes of the train song, the plaintive "tootle toot-toot" blending its melancholy cadences with the "Poor b.u.t.ter-fly (tink-atink), by the blossoms wait-ing" of the phonograph. MURIEL is too weak with laughter to do more than cling desperately to BARNES, who, dancing with the ominous rigidity of an army officer, tramps without humor around the small s.p.a.ce. ANTHONY is trying to hear RACHAEL"S whisper--without attracting GLORIA"s attention....
But the grotesque, the unbelievable, the histrionic incident is about to occur, one of those incidents in which life seems set upon the pa.s.sionate imitation of the lowest forms of literature. PARAMORE has been trying to emulate GLORIA, and as the commotion reaches its height he begins to spin round and round, more and more dizzily--he staggers, recovers, staggers again and then falls in the direction of the hall ... almost into the arms of old ADAM PATCH, whose approach has been rendered inaudible by the pandemonium in the room.
ADAM PATCH is very white. He leans upon a stick. The man with him is EDWARD SHUTTLEWORTH, and it is he who seizes PARAMORE by the shoulder and deflects the course of his fall away from the venerable philanthropist.
The time required for quiet to descend upon the room like a monstrous pall may be estimated at two minutes, though for a short period after that the phonograph gags and the notes of the j.a.panese train song dribble from the end of TANA"S flute. Of the nine people only BARNES, PARAMORE, and TANA are unaware of the late-comer"s ident.i.ty. Of the nine not one is aware that ADAM PATCH has that morning made a contribution of fifty thousand dollars to the cause of national prohibition.
It is given to PARAMORE to break the gathering silence; the high tide of his life"s depravity is reached in his incredible remark.) PARAMORE: (Crawling rapidly toward the kitchen on his hands and knees) I"m not a guest here--I work here.
(Again silence falls--so deep now, so weighted with intolerably contagious apprehension, that RACHAEL gives a nervous little giggle, and d.i.c.k finds himself telling over and over a line from Swinburne, grotesquely appropriate to the scene: "One gaunt bleak blossom of scentless breath."
... Out of the hush the voice of ANTHONY, sober and strained, saying something to ADAM PATCH; then this, too, dies away.) SHUTTLEWORTH: (Pa.s.sionately) Your grandfather thought he would motor over to see your house. I phoned from Rye and left a message.
(A series of little gasps, emanating, apparently, from nowhere, from no one, fall into the next pause. ANTHONY is the color of chalk. GLORIA"S lips are parted and her level gaze at the old man is tense and frightened. There is not one smile in the room. Not one? Or does CROSS PATCH"S drawn mouth tremble slightly open, to expose the even rows of his thin teeth? He speaks--five mild and simple words.) ADAM PATCH: We"ll go back now, Shuttleworth--(And that is all. He turns, and a.s.sisted by his cane goes out through the hall, through the front door, and with h.e.l.lish portentousness his uncertain footsteps crunch on the gravel path under the August moon.)
RETROSPECT.
In this extremity they were like two goldfish in a bowl from which all the water had been drawn; they could not even swim across to each other.
Gloria would be twenty-six in May. There was nothing, she had said, that she wanted, except to be young and beautiful for a long time, to be gay and happy, and to have money and love. She wanted what most women want, but she wanted it much more fiercely and pa.s.sionately. She had been married over two years. At first there had been days of serene understanding, rising to ecstasies of proprietorship and pride. Alternating with these periods had occurred sporadic hates, enduring a short hour, and forgetfulnesses lasting no longer than an afternoon. That had been for half a year.
Then the serenity, the content, had become less jubilant, had become, gray--very rarely, with the spur of jealousy or forced separation, the ancient ecstasies returned, the apparent communion of soul and soul, the emotional excitement. It was possible for her to hate Anthony for as much as a full day, to be carelessly incensed at him for as long as a week. Recrimination had displaced affection as an indulgence, almost as an entertainment, and there were nights when they would go to sleep trying to remember who was angry and who should be reserved next morning. And as the second year waned there had entered two new elements. Gloria realized that Anthony had become capable of utter indifference toward her, a temporary indifference, more than half lethargic, but one from which she could no longer stir him by a whispered word, or a certain intimate smile. There were days when her caresses affected him as a sort of suffocation. She was conscious of these things; she never entirely admitted them to herself.
It was only recently that she perceived that in spite of her adoration of him, her jealousy, her servitude, her pride, she fundamentally despised him--and her contempt blended indistinguishably with her other emotions.... All this was her love--the vital and feminine illusion that had directed itself toward him one April night, many months before.
On Anthony"s part she was, in spite of these qualifications, his sole preoccupation. Had he lost her he would have been a broken man, wretchedly and sentimentally absorbed in her memory for the remainder of life. He seldom took pleasure in an entire day spent alone with her--except on occasions he preferred to have a third person with them. There were times when he felt that if he were not left absolutely alone he would go mad--there were a few times when he definitely hated her. In his cups he was capable of short attractions toward other women, the hitherto-suppressed outcroppings of an experimental temperament.
That spring, that summer, they had speculated upon future happiness--how they were to travel from summer land to summer land, returning eventually to a gorgeous estate and possible idyllic children, then entering diplomacy or politics, to accomplish, for a while, beautiful and important things, until finally as a white-haired (beautifully, silkily, white-haired) couple they were to loll about in serene glory, worshipped by the bourgeoisie of the land.... These times were to begin "when we get our money"; it was on such dreams rather than on any satisfaction with their increasingly irregular, increasingly dissipated life that their hope rested. On gray mornings when the jests of the night before had shrunk to ribaldries without wit or dignity, they could, after a fashion, bring out this batch of common hopes and count them over, then smile at each other and repeat, by way of clinching the matter, the terse yet sincere Nietzscheanism of Gloria"s defiant "I don"t care!"
Things had been slipping perceptibly. There was the money question, increasingly annoying, increasingly ominous; there was the realization that liquor had become a practical necessity to their amus.e.m.e.nt--not an uncommon phenomenon in the British aristocracy of a hundred years ago, but a somewhat alarming one in a civilization steadily becoming more temperate and more circ.u.mspect. Moreover, both of them seemed vaguely weaker in fibre, not so much in what they did as in their subtle reactions to the civilization about them. In Gloria had been born something that she had hitherto never needed--the skeleton, incomplete but nevertheless unmistakable, of her ancient abhorrence, a conscience. This admission to herself was coincidental with the slow decline of her physical courage.
Then, on the August morning after Adam Patch"s unexpected call, they awoke, nauseated and tired, dispirited with life, capable only of one pervasive emotion--fear.
PANIC "Well?" Anthony sat up in bed and looked down at her. The corners of his lips were drooping with depression, his voice was strained and hollow.
Her reply was to raise her hand to her mouth and begin a slow, precise nibbling at her finger.