Lu Yi Feng looked funnily at her. "On my b.u.t.t?" He asked her in a surprised tone. "When did I say that it was on my b.u.t.t?"He really wanted to laugh --- no wonder she was this brave. She thought that she would only see his b.u.t.t. He rolled his eyes inwardly. Even though it was only his b.u.t.t, it was still embarra.s.sing for him to show it openly to her ah~!
Maybe she used to hang out with boys when she was in a gangster and thought of this as an ordinary thing. He could only shake his head inwardly. Who told him to love her? Even though he felt a bit jealous, he knew that it was a part of her past and he should accept her boldness.
Feng Xiao Qing gasped and asked, "Hold on a second! Then, where is it located?"
Lu Yi Feng felt that it was too late for her to ask the question so he started to pull down his underwear once more. He just wanted to see who would lose in the end --- Feng Xiao Qing or him... She was the one who was asking for this anyway.
Feng Xiao Qing quickly jumped up and held his hands tightly with hers. "What are you doing? Why are you pulling your pants down once again?"
He blinked innocently at Feng Xiao Qing and said, "Didn"t you the one who kept asking me to show my birthmark to you? What else I could do? I could only pull down my pants for you even though I"m feeling shy..." He looked at her with twinkling eyes.
"But... But... I don"t know that the location is quite... quite... private like that!" Feng Xiao Qing exclaimed.
"Well... I already told you a few times, right?" Lu Yi Feng asked her with a gentle laugh. Although he didn"t specifically say it, he thought that he was already clear enough about it...
Feng Xiao Qing, "..."
She couldn"t refute that. He had been feeling hesitant several times and yet, she was the one who insisted on him to show it to her.
"Do you still want to see it?" Lu Yi Feng offered once more. "I can pull it down anytime you want me to..."
Feng Xiao Qing faltered. Although she really wanted to see it, she felt too embarra.s.sed to do that after knowing the truth. She asked once again, "Will I see... your... your thing if I still want to see the birthmark?" She covered her face with both hands while feeling her face burning shamefully.
"Thing... What thing?" Lu Yi Feng pretended to be dumb. He didn"t mind teasing her because his pants were still covering up every part of the body that should be covered. He was back to his confident self because of that. Her blus.h.i.+ng face made him want to tease her even more...
This was getting more interesting for him...
The once awkward atmosphere turned for the better for him, but to Feng Xiao Qing? It was still awkward ah~! If she could, she would find a hole to bury herself in it.
"Well... of course... It"s that thing..." She closed her eyes while pointing at his little Yi Feng"s direction, making Lu Yi Feng stifle a laugh.
"I don"t understand until you say it clearly..." He continued to poke fun of her.
Feng Xiao Qing opened her eyes in annoyance after she realized that Lu Yi Feng was making fun of her... She glared at him angrily. "I"m talking about your thing down there... the thing that could produce a baby!" She tried to make it sound as polite as possible, after all, she was still a woman. How could she talk bluntly about his member?
She had an image to uphold ah~!
"Oh... How?"
"How what?" Feng Xiao Qing didn"t understand what he meant.
"How that thing can produce a baby?" Lu Yi Feng knew that the talk was heading in a dirty direction but he just couldn"t help it.
"Do you need me to say it clearly?" Feng Xiao Qing pouted in rage. "You... You are so shameless!" How could she fall in love to such a rogue ah~?!
Lu Yi Feng nodded his head while grinning. Feng Xiao Qing really felt like smacking his head out of anger but she could only grit her teeth in anger. Lu Yi Feng just wanted her to give up because he didn"t really want to open it so he talked bravely like this.
When he thought that she would give up, the woman yelled quite loudly, "It"s your... your... thing that I call as Little Yi Feng!"
"There"s only me... Lu Yi Feng. How come there is a little one called Little Yi Feng as well?! I don"t understand!" The man insisted. After a little while, he added, "Oh... and it"s not little!"
Feng Xiao Qing, "..."
She didn"t know whether she should laugh or cry ah~! So, did he understand what she meant or not? Besides, that wasn"t her point ah~!
"Answer me seriously, please...! This is for Xiao Xi Xi"s sake... I just need to prove whether it"s the same or not..." Feng Xiao Qing begged. She tried to change her tactic.
Lu Yi Feng asked, "I know it"s for Xiao Xi Xi"s sake, but... there"s another way to prove it, right?"
"What do you mean?" Feng Xiao Qing asked.
"Why don"t I take a look at it and see whether it"s the same as mine or not...?" Lu Yi Feng asked in wonder. There was an easier way...
Feng Xiao Qing looked at him feeling dumbfounded.
Oh yeah...! Why didn"t she think of that?! She felt like an idiot.
She grinned widely at him, "Oh... Oh... Okay!"
After that, she was fawning over him. She let go of his hands and patted his hands awkwardly. "Okay... Okay... Stop this farce...! Why don"t you tell me from the beginning? If you tell me about it, there"s no need to pull down your pants..."
Lu Yi Feng, "..."
Did she even give him the chance to talk before pulling down his pants?