Chapter 1128: 1128
In order to avoid being known by s.h.i.+yao about his intrigue, Lin Jiage went to kindergarten when s.h.i.+yao had a cla.s.s .
Lin s.h.i.+, who is taking a nap, is full of displeasure when he is woken up by his teacher . However, when he sees Lin Jiage, he still shouts out: "Dad", and then in an educational tone, he says to Lin Jiage, "Dad, don"t you know that disturbing people"s dreams is very immoral?"
Lin Jiage
Who is inherited from this open mouth?
When Lin Jiage thought that she wanted a small light bulb, she resisted his desire and said, "I"m here to talk business with you . "
Business?
Lin s.h.i.+"s children are interested: "what kind of business?"
"I want to go home . If you help me, I will meet your requirements and buy you all the toys you want . "
After a while, he said, "this business can"t be talked about . "
Lin Jiage What to do? I want to smoke him!
"But Dad, I have conditions . "
Have you learned to bargain? Lin Jiage picked eyebrows: "tell me . "
Lin s.h.i.+: "first, Dad, you can"t ask me to wash your socks in the future, and you should help me wash my socks . "
Lin Jiage bit her teeth and said, "OK . "
Second, dad and mom will sleep with you on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, but they will sleep with me on Tuesday, Thursday, Sat.u.r.day and Sunday
Lin Jiage was angry: "why do you have one more day than me?"
"Then you have to ask, who stipulates that there are only seven days in a week . If there are eight days, I will try my best to divide you another day!" Lin s.h.i.+ said, and put on an impatient expression: "Dad, do you agree or not? If you don"t agree, I"ll go back to sleep . . . "
"Agree to Are there any other conditions? "
"Yes . . . " Lin s.h.i.+ said, and began to break his fingers: "third, Dad, you want to take me to play games . "
"Fourth, Dad, you need to help me with my homework . I know you must say that homework is my business . I want to finish it by myself, but those questions are too mentally handicapped . I really don"t want to write them, which will lower my IQ . "
Lin Jiage looked at her son"s stinky expression, nodded her head in disgust and said, "OK, OK, now can the agreement be reached?"
"Yes, but first, take pen and paper, write down what I just said and sign it . "
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Still need to sign a contract?
There are many things Lin Jiage dislikes about her son in her heart, but she has drawn pen and paper in her hand and written down all the words she just said about snacks .
Lin s.h.i.+"s children took the paper, read the words written by Lin Jiage from beginning to end, and grasped two wrongly written words . After forcefully forcing Lin Jiage to revise, they took the pen and wrote their own name . Then they hooked their fingers with Lin Jiage . Like adults, they said: "Dad, I wish our next cooperation happy!"
So -
on the night of receiving the robot, Lin s.h.i.+ cheated s.h.i.+ Yao into the restaurant and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mom will accompany you to dinner . "
On the night of receiving Altman"s letter, Lin s.h.i.+ cheated s.h.i.+ Yao into the swimming pool and said to Lin Jiage secretly, "Daddy, mom will swim with you . "
On the night of receiving the train, Lin s.h.i.+ cheated s.h.i.+ Yao into the hotel suite and gave Lin Jiage a condom . He sneaked up to Lin Jiage"s ear and said, "Dad, mom, sleep for you . "
Do you think the story is that simple?
No, no, no
There is something wrong with the condom Lin Jiage was given by Lin s.h.i.+"s children .
Because Mr . Lin told his children that he came to the world because of him . The snack asked his grandfather curiously how he was because of him . Mr . Lin was proud and told the truth .
Although I don"t know why he put a needle in the colorful bag, he came to this world, but he remembers
So he always wanted to have a sister . When he stole those condoms from the bedside table at home, he didn"t forget to stab them one by one .
That night, Lin Jiage and s.h.i.+ Yao spent the night in the hotel, while Lin s.h.i.+"s children went to the old house . When he fell asleep, he said mysteriously to sun Ma, who was delivering milk to him: "grandma sun, believe it or not, I will have a sister soon . "