Chapter 130: My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round (2)
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
While typing on his laptop, Lin Jiage spoke calmly, “Register a new account on the school forum and help me b.u.mp up a thread. Once this is over, I’ll bring you to Golden Resplendence, and we’ll soar to the peak of the world!”
“Yes, Daddy! Don’t worry, b.u.mping up threads is my forte!” Xia Shangzhou replied as he leaped out of bed and dashed into the bathroom to wash up.
Lu Benlai swiftly followed suit.
Before long, they were both sitting in front of their laptops. “Boss, send us the thread link.”
Lin Jiage sent them the link to the forum thread.
Xia Shangzhou swiftly scanned through the thread and asked, “Boss, were you the one who posted this thread?”
Lin Jiage browsed through s.h.i.+ Yao’s thread with another satisfied smile as he replied calmly, “It wasn’t me. It was sent by that freshman who was rumored to be in a relations.h.i.+p with me.”
“Oh, so it was sent by my mommy,” Lu Benlai said as he registered an account. “Even more reason for me to b.u.mp it up.”
So it was sent by my mommy … Those seven words left Lin Jiage’s heart blossoming inside. “Two nights for you at the Golden Resplendence!”
Xia Shangzhou turned to glare at Lu Benlai before directing puppy eyes towards Lin Jiage, “Why is he the only one staying for two nights? Boss, you’re too biased. This is unfair. You only love Little Lailai and not me…”
At this point, an epiphany suddenly struck Xia Shangzhou, and he quickly changed his words, “Daddy, rest a.s.sured! I’ll create three thousand accounts to b.u.mp up mommy’s post right now!”
Lin Jiage: “Two nights for you too!”
“Deal!” Xia Shangzhou replied gleefully. A moment later, he suddenly halted the typing on his keyboard and asked, “Little Lailai, what username are you going to use for your account? Look at my name, isn’t it cool? ‘I Have An Imperial Harem of 3000’.”
Lu Benlai: “My username? I’m going with ‘My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round’.”
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Hugging a family bucket 1 , s.h.i.+ Yao relished in the food in her hands while keeping a close look on the happenings on the school forum.
Accompanying her at the side were her three roommates.
Of the four of them, He Tiantian and Jiang Yue were the noisiest. Words shot out from their mouths ceaselessly.
“Did that fellow really just say that ‘it’s just a name, there’s nothing to make a fuss over’? Is he trying to help clean up Qin Yiran’s reputation? But then again, it’s so delightful to see so many people criticizing Qin Yiran too, saying that she’s feigning loftiness and that they were utterly appalled by the names she chose.”
“Yeah, especially for the [I Have An Imperial Harem of 3000] guy. His replies can easily become a cla.s.sic saying. Look at this one, ‘Campus belle, wake up. You don’t have a pole, so even if you slaughtered Lü Bu, how do you plan on banging Diao Chan?’ ”
“Hahaha, the replies from [My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round] are pretty hilarious too. ‘The mister above me, I think you have a typo there. It’s not ‘campus belle’ but ‘campus farce’!’ ”
Hearing those words, even Leng Nuan couldn’t help bursting into laughter. She turned to s.h.i.+ Yao, who was busy devouring the chicken in her hands, and asked, “Yaoyao, isn’t it about time to post the second thread? Someone said that Qin Yiran already deleted her last thread.”
While munching on her chicken, s.h.i.+ Yao replied with an ‘Mm’ and a nod. She quickly finished up her chicken before wiping her hands with a piece of tissue. After that, she opened up her laptop and sent out the thread that she’d composed beforehand.
At this time, there was usually a forum administrator online to approve of the posting of the thread, so it didn’t take long for it to surface in the school forum.
Just like s.h.i.+ Yao had predicted, the school forum truly came to life in the night. Right after the thread was posted, it took a mere half hour for it to become the hottest topic.
“Who could have thought that Qin Yiran would have flamed so many people over the past few years?”
“Know a man but not his heart. She usually carries herself with poise and treats people so nicely, but in the shadows, she mercilessly stabs them in the back. She’s truly a terrifying person!”
“…”
While everyone was gathered around s.h.i.+ Yao’s thread to join in on the commotion, [My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round] suddenly revealed another, more shocking piece of news beneath the thread.