Chapter 210: What A Narcissistic Guy (2)
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
As he patted off the dirt on his pants, Xia Shangzhou asked, “Boss, what are we having tonight?”
Lu Benlai: “I want some rice vermicelli—”
Lin Jiage calmly stood up and tidied up his clothes before interrupting Lu Benlai’s words with a composed tone, “I’ve already settled our dinner. It’s in our dormitory room.”
Xia Shangzhou: “As expected of Daddy, you really do love us the most!”
Lu Benlai: “Daddy, saranghaeyo…”
Lin Jiage’s lips twitched in response at the fawning duo. Without saying a word, he slipped his hands into his pockets and began making his way back to the dormitory.
The fastest runner, Xia Shangzhou, was the first to reach the entrance to their dormitory room. He fished out his key as he sang, “Dinner, dinner, I love you. A day without you, I starve in desperation…”
Opening the door, he took a single step inside, but it was as if someone had sealed his acupoints, he suddenly froze on the spot.
“What are you doing blocking the door? Do you think that you’re the Door Deity?” Lu Benlai quickly arrived as well, and he kicked Xia Shangzhou’s bottom. But when he saw the sight before him, he also froze on the spot.
Roughly ten seconds later, Lin Jiage leisurely walked into the dormitory room.
When he pa.s.sed by Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou, the duo finally came back to reality one after another.
Xia Shangzhou: “Boss, did you become a distributor for Mai Dong?”
Lu Benlai: “Or is there some kind of prize for buying this much Mai Dong? Is the prize a beautiful babe?”
Without responding to either of their questions, Lin Jiage took a bottle of Mai Dong and sat down on his chair. Then, he uncapped it and leisurely drank a mouthful.
Seeing that Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai’s hands were still empty, he gestured to the balcony with his chin—where the window was completely blocked off by boxes of Mai Dong—and said calmly, “What are you waiting for? There’s your dinner. Eat it~”
“E-e-e-e-eat?” Lu Benlai widened his eyes. “Boss, are you saying that our dinner is Mai Dong?”
Lin Jiage nodded slightly as he took another mouthful of Mai Dong.
Xia Shangzhou: “Boss, can Mai Dong even be taken as a meal? Even if it can, do you really have to buy so many of them?”
“Is it a lot?” Lin Jiage shot a glance at the mountain-like pile of Mai Dong behind him and replied indifferently, “It’s still okay.”
What do you mean by it’s still ok? Even if we drank two bottles a day, it’d still take at least two years to finish them all!
Lu Benlai was about to speak up, but Lin Jiage had already interjected. After sipping on another mouthful of Mai Dong, he said, “You’ll have your feast as soon as all of these Mai Dongs are finished.
“… I’ve already made the calculations. This month, our dorm room won’t be buying any water. It’ll all be Mai Dong…” As he said those words, Lin Jiage glanced at Lu Benlai, who always used mineral water to wash his face. “… I don’t mind you using Mai Dong to wash your face and bathe too.”
“And you…” Lin Jiage turned to Xia Shangzhou, who always had to eat instant noodles every night due to sudden hunger pangs. “… I don’t mind if you use Mai Dong to cook your instant noodles. Change the flavor every now and then, and you might even start a trend. Good luck!”
Under the gazes of the trembling Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou, Lin Jiage raised his head and gulped down the remaining half of his bottle of Mai Dong.
There was nothing he could do about it either. Soft Bun wanted to drink Mai Dong, and he was the only one allowed to buy it for her.
Putting aside whether Han Jing’s Mai Dong could reach Soft Bun’s hands or not, he wouldn’t even allow that guy to buy Mai Dong!
…
s.h.i.+ Yao’s interview after her 10km marathon had caused a huge commotion in the stadium back then. Thus, not long after the first day of the Sports Meet ended, the forum was swiftly flooded with students who were traumatized by her words.
G University was a renowned school, and it had never lacked talented people.
But s.h.i.+ Yao’s 10km marathon had really shattered the gla.s.ses of the entire student populace. Thus, it didn’t take long for many issues relating to her to emerge on the forum.