Chapter 220: Boss’s Woman (2)
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
s.h.i.+ Yao was aware that Expert and Juice would sometimes jokingly call Mister Numbers ‘Daddy’, but… What the heck does Expert mean by ‘mommy’?
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: Your mommy?
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: What’s that supposed to mean?
[Juice]: A woman.
[Expert of the Monkeys] added on: [Our boss’s woman.]
A woman, their boss’s woman… In other words, Mister Numbers has a girlfriend?
Without thinking much, s.h.i.+ Yao instinctively typed out a line of words and sent it out: [Wahh, you mean that your boss is finally out of singlehood, graduating from his thousand years of chast.i.ty? I guess he finally met his own Yin Zhiping. Congratulations, let me scatter some flowers in celebration!]
Half a minute after s.h.i.+ Yao sent that message out, there was still no response.
Was her internet connection faulty?
s.h.i.+ Yao switched from Wi-Fi to 4G, but there was still no response at all. Thus, she typed a [?] , and just as she was about to send it over, it abruptly dawned upon her that [111111] was in the group as well.
!!!!!!
An entire row of exclamation marks flew across s.h.i.+ Yao’s eyes, and without any hesitation, she immediately withdrew her previous message before sending over random emojis in a craze, attempting to cover up her previous faux pas.
s.h.i.+ Yao continued spamming the emojis frenziedly, only stopping when she finally felt that she was out of danger.
Shaking her aching wrist, she was just about to heave a sigh of relief when a new message emerged on the screen.
It was from [111111]. It was an emoji with the following words on it: [The recipient rejects your muahs.]
s.h.i.+ Yao frowned in confusion. It took her quite a while before she realized that the emoji she had been spamming furiously a moment ago was [Muahs (～o￣3￣)～ ] .
Embarra.s.sed, s.h.i.+ Yao was just about to type out [My mistake, I tapped on the wrong emoji] in response when her phone abruptly vibrated once more. Another message had come in.
[111111]: Wahh, you mean that your boss is finally out of singlehood, graduating from his thousand years of chast.i.ty? I guess he finally met his own Yin Zhiping. Congratulations, let me scatter some flowers in celebration!
s.h.i.+ Yao nearly dropped her phone to the ground.
It was the exact message she had just sent, and Mister Numbers actually remembered it word for word…
s.h.i.+ Yao’s heart leaped in fright for a moment before she sent over an ‘innocent smile’ emoji. [I was joking. I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere a little bit.]
[111111]: Mm. Yao Loves Ice Cream’s weight has finally exceeded 100kg. Her thighs are so thick that they’re on par with the waists of other girls. Congratulations, let me scatter some flowers in celebration!
Roughly a minute later, the message was withdrawn by Mister Numbers. Then, another message popped up. It was a ‘smiling’ emoji which made a person really want to punch it, followed by a string of words: [What a coincidence. I was also joking. I just wanted to liven the atmosphere a little bit.]
This… s.h.i.+ Yao stared at her screen for a very long time before she eventually decided to silently put down her phone and take a bath.
Lying on her bed, before drifting off to sleep, she couldn’t help remembering the conversation she had with Mister Numbers earlier in the afternoon, before Mister Numbers backed out of the game.
Thinking about it, she still had no idea who he was.
Should I send a message over to ask him?
s.h.i.+ Yao flipped over on her bed and picked up her phone to stare at it for a while. Eventually, she chose to put it back down.
Forget it, he didn’t say that he wanted to meet with me anyway. It’s not good for a lady like me to speak up. Besides, it doesn’t sound that bad for us to stay as innocent, anonymous game buddies either…
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